Well, well, well, three votes for
Yugioh/InuYasha, so it's still way in the lead, though an original vote for
YuYu Hakusho/InuYasha has made an appearance. If you want to be heard then
make it so! On with the chapter!
Chapter 11: Where's a Chainsaw When You Need it? (groovy. . . inside joke)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!" Sanosuke screamed in terror as the roots began entangling his feet and legs
"NO! GET IT OFF ME FIRST! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Yahiko screamed, instinctively trying to get on Sano's nerves.
Suddenly, Sano remembered his main trick: the Futae no Kiwami. Almost instinctively, he shattered the roots and branches trying to strangle him, then against his better judgment, he helped Yahiko out of his predicament. They were about to make a run for it when the one thing neither of them wanted to see jumped out of the ground. The voice did his spiel.
*VINE GOLEM* Not so much a demon as it is a construct, the Vine Golem is a favored weapon of tree and forest spirits because of its immense strength and speed, as well as its ability to quickly dissolve into the forest and reconstitute itself at the will of its master.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MONSTER!!!!!!!!" Sanosuke and Yahiko screamed, in an admirable parody of Scooby and Shaggy. They would have run away again, but the monster had already grabbed them; they were about to be crushed when Sanosuke managed to do another Futae no Kiwami on the vines holding him, and he managed to save Yahiko again as he fell to the ground. When they hit the ground, the golem was gone.
"Hah! And let that be a lesson to all monsters and demons out their: don't screw with Sanosuke Sagara! Not if you want to have all of your original tentacles at least! Hah!" yelled Sanosuke, always magnanimous in victory
"RRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mommy."
"Did any of you guys hear something?" Kuwabara asked as he was stuffing groceries into the Spirit Purse.
"No, I don't think so." Botan and Yusuke answered
*Man, every time I smash this thing it just reappears somewhere else. There must be some sort of power source that's reenergizing it, but where is it!?* Sanosuke thought as he ran away from and fought back the construct at the same time. Suddenly, Yahiko noticed a strange glowing near the golems head, just a few inches above it.
"Sano, there! Above that thing's head! It's a sort of greenish glowy thingy! Maybe that's what you need to smash instead!" Sano quickly obliged by smashing it with another Futae no Kiwami. As hoped, the golem quickly dissipated with its power source destroyed.
"Finally. Thanks Yahiko. Maybe you're not as useless as I thought. You actually helped out there, kid." Sano said innocently. You should know what happens next, but if you don't, then suffice it to say that Sano would have preferred to fight another vine golem then go through what Yahiko did to him again.
"Wait. . . 200 yen you said? we don't have 200 hundred yen." Kurama explained to the now irate hibachi dealer.
"No money, no hibachi! You want hibachi, You get 200 yen! No bartering! No trading! No haggling! 200 yen or no hibachi!" Screamed the dealer, nearly deafening Kurama and Hiei.
"Well if you won't listen to reason, then why don't you listen to my sword. . . demon. I knew you weren't human the second I smelled your scent, so unless you want me to turn you into sashimi, you arrogant son of a @*#& (that does not mean bitch), then I suggest you give us the hibachi and extend us a line of credit." Hiei said, menacing as always.
"Yessir." Squeaked the demonic hibachi dealer.
"Hungh, finally. I thought we'd never get all this stuff. Are you absolutely, positively, certain that we have everything that lady asked for, Botan?" Yusuke asked, tired from having to lug everything into that purse. Just because it could hold everything didn't mean that it all became weightless, he and Kuwabara had been taking turns holding the thing all day, much to the amusement of onlookers, who just saw two strong boys having trouble keeping it from crushing their feet.
"Yes, I am Yusuke. Let's get back to the dojo so we can start on cooking some of this!" Botan chirped, blissfully ignorant of the two boys' pain as they struggled to carry it together.
When Kenshin and Kaoru finally got to the dojo, all they saw was a bruised and bloody Sanosuke and Yahiko.
"I am never going to punch trees again." Sano said, as he fell asleep from exhaustion, right onto Yahiko.
"I am never going with him when he punches trees again." Yahiko said as he collapsed onto the floor with Sano on top of him (A/N not that way, you pedophile sickos!). Kenshin and Kaoru could only look on in astonishment.
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"Well, that was rather fun. Too bad about the vine golem, now that they know how to defeat them and all, but it was still fun."
What will happen now that Sano and Yahiko are unconscious? How about a buffet? With DEMONS!!! Find out next chapter!
P.S. Still need more votes for my next story, just put them in the review!
Chapter 11: Where's a Chainsaw When You Need it? (groovy. . . inside joke)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!" Sanosuke screamed in terror as the roots began entangling his feet and legs
"NO! GET IT OFF ME FIRST! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Yahiko screamed, instinctively trying to get on Sano's nerves.
Suddenly, Sano remembered his main trick: the Futae no Kiwami. Almost instinctively, he shattered the roots and branches trying to strangle him, then against his better judgment, he helped Yahiko out of his predicament. They were about to make a run for it when the one thing neither of them wanted to see jumped out of the ground. The voice did his spiel.
*VINE GOLEM* Not so much a demon as it is a construct, the Vine Golem is a favored weapon of tree and forest spirits because of its immense strength and speed, as well as its ability to quickly dissolve into the forest and reconstitute itself at the will of its master.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MONSTER!!!!!!!!" Sanosuke and Yahiko screamed, in an admirable parody of Scooby and Shaggy. They would have run away again, but the monster had already grabbed them; they were about to be crushed when Sanosuke managed to do another Futae no Kiwami on the vines holding him, and he managed to save Yahiko again as he fell to the ground. When they hit the ground, the golem was gone.
"Hah! And let that be a lesson to all monsters and demons out their: don't screw with Sanosuke Sagara! Not if you want to have all of your original tentacles at least! Hah!" yelled Sanosuke, always magnanimous in victory
"RRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mommy."
"Did any of you guys hear something?" Kuwabara asked as he was stuffing groceries into the Spirit Purse.
"No, I don't think so." Botan and Yusuke answered
*Man, every time I smash this thing it just reappears somewhere else. There must be some sort of power source that's reenergizing it, but where is it!?* Sanosuke thought as he ran away from and fought back the construct at the same time. Suddenly, Yahiko noticed a strange glowing near the golems head, just a few inches above it.
"Sano, there! Above that thing's head! It's a sort of greenish glowy thingy! Maybe that's what you need to smash instead!" Sano quickly obliged by smashing it with another Futae no Kiwami. As hoped, the golem quickly dissipated with its power source destroyed.
"Finally. Thanks Yahiko. Maybe you're not as useless as I thought. You actually helped out there, kid." Sano said innocently. You should know what happens next, but if you don't, then suffice it to say that Sano would have preferred to fight another vine golem then go through what Yahiko did to him again.
"Wait. . . 200 yen you said? we don't have 200 hundred yen." Kurama explained to the now irate hibachi dealer.
"No money, no hibachi! You want hibachi, You get 200 yen! No bartering! No trading! No haggling! 200 yen or no hibachi!" Screamed the dealer, nearly deafening Kurama and Hiei.
"Well if you won't listen to reason, then why don't you listen to my sword. . . demon. I knew you weren't human the second I smelled your scent, so unless you want me to turn you into sashimi, you arrogant son of a @*#& (that does not mean bitch), then I suggest you give us the hibachi and extend us a line of credit." Hiei said, menacing as always.
"Yessir." Squeaked the demonic hibachi dealer.
"Hungh, finally. I thought we'd never get all this stuff. Are you absolutely, positively, certain that we have everything that lady asked for, Botan?" Yusuke asked, tired from having to lug everything into that purse. Just because it could hold everything didn't mean that it all became weightless, he and Kuwabara had been taking turns holding the thing all day, much to the amusement of onlookers, who just saw two strong boys having trouble keeping it from crushing their feet.
"Yes, I am Yusuke. Let's get back to the dojo so we can start on cooking some of this!" Botan chirped, blissfully ignorant of the two boys' pain as they struggled to carry it together.
When Kenshin and Kaoru finally got to the dojo, all they saw was a bruised and bloody Sanosuke and Yahiko.
"I am never going to punch trees again." Sano said, as he fell asleep from exhaustion, right onto Yahiko.
"I am never going with him when he punches trees again." Yahiko said as he collapsed onto the floor with Sano on top of him (A/N not that way, you pedophile sickos!). Kenshin and Kaoru could only look on in astonishment.
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"Well, that was rather fun. Too bad about the vine golem, now that they know how to defeat them and all, but it was still fun."
What will happen now that Sano and Yahiko are unconscious? How about a buffet? With DEMONS!!! Find out next chapter!
P.S. Still need more votes for my next story, just put them in the review!