Come up with your own damn snappy intro this time! Do have to do everything
for you people?! Just put on a wrestling theme song CD and ride the groove.
. . On with the story!
Chapter 17: Foxy Demon! (please don't hurt me)
Immediately after Yusuke and the other five "warriors" ambled through the mystically space-time portal thingy, they soon realized the mistake of walking through it AT THE SAME TIME.
"Kuwabara, get your hand off my ass, and Hiei, why is *your* ass on *my* face?"
"Hey, Yusuke, you been working out?"
"No, Kuwabara, I've always had a nice butt, now move yer frickin' hand!"
"I already have! Somebody else is coppin a feel!"
"Oh. Sorry Yusuke. My apologies."
"While we're on the subject, Kurama, your *other* hand is getting far too comfortable where it is as well. Normally I would consider you a friend, but this is going too far. As for my ass, Yusuke, maybe you should move you head instead; I happen to wedged between Kuwabara and a dead animal, and the smell is killing me."
"Yeah well, what did you expect? it is Kuwabara after all."
"Hey!"
"Good point."
"HEY! That is so not funny Triclops!"
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT BEFORE!? YOU SORELY PRESS THE PATIENCE OF THE JAGAN YOU FOOL!"
"Triclops, Triclops, Triclops!"
SMACK!
"AHAH!"
POW!
"OWWWW!!"
BAM!
"sorry." Said a now toothless and bruised Kuwabara, replete with softball sized lumps on his head. He made funny a chuckling sound as he collapsed onto the ground, face first and unconscious.
"Hmmm. . . You are all very careless to cross this road without a proper guard. But I must profess a certain curiosity as to why you have humans in you party. Two of them could, I suppose, take care of themselves. But the other two? They have no power to speak of, and that they are traveling with two demons is quite abnormal." Said a cold voice, apparently coming from nowhere. Kurama and his friends instantly knew what was happening, but Kenshin and Sanosuke had no clue what was going on. Suddenly, arrows and shurikens were flying everywhere, but the wasteland that the group had landed in offered no visible cover from which the projectiles were coming from; they knew that their attackers must be using magic to conceal themselves. They would have been more worried, but the weapons were normal and they had no problems just knocking them out of the way.
"Stop! At least for now. They are here for a reason, and they have no valuables on them. Besides, they were blocking or dodging everything anyway. Keep them targeted, but I think I want to speak to them for a moment." Said the same voice, and with a subtle shivering of the air, a tall figure appeared. Dressed in white robes, with long white hair, the character had a certain vulpine aura around him, as though one could almost see the fox he most certainly had been still working in his mind and soul. Even though Yusuke had only seen him once, back at the dark tournament (A/N I'm still going by the timeline I've seen on cartoon network, so don't flame me if Yoko actually becomes a common character later on), he knew instantly that this Yoko was far more powerful then the one he had seen there.
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"Zzzzzzzzzz. . . Zzzzzzzzzzzz. . . N-no mommy, don't kill daddy. . . what? Mommy just playing with daddy? Okay. Can I have a glass of blood?"
^ ^
OO
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Ooooookaaaaaay. . . wiggy. Anyway, stick around for more demony goodness next time!
Chapter 17: Foxy Demon! (please don't hurt me)
Immediately after Yusuke and the other five "warriors" ambled through the mystically space-time portal thingy, they soon realized the mistake of walking through it AT THE SAME TIME.
"Kuwabara, get your hand off my ass, and Hiei, why is *your* ass on *my* face?"
"Hey, Yusuke, you been working out?"
"No, Kuwabara, I've always had a nice butt, now move yer frickin' hand!"
"I already have! Somebody else is coppin a feel!"
"Oh. Sorry Yusuke. My apologies."
"While we're on the subject, Kurama, your *other* hand is getting far too comfortable where it is as well. Normally I would consider you a friend, but this is going too far. As for my ass, Yusuke, maybe you should move you head instead; I happen to wedged between Kuwabara and a dead animal, and the smell is killing me."
"Yeah well, what did you expect? it is Kuwabara after all."
"Hey!"
"Good point."
"HEY! That is so not funny Triclops!"
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT BEFORE!? YOU SORELY PRESS THE PATIENCE OF THE JAGAN YOU FOOL!"
"Triclops, Triclops, Triclops!"
SMACK!
"AHAH!"
POW!
"OWWWW!!"
BAM!
"sorry." Said a now toothless and bruised Kuwabara, replete with softball sized lumps on his head. He made funny a chuckling sound as he collapsed onto the ground, face first and unconscious.
"Hmmm. . . You are all very careless to cross this road without a proper guard. But I must profess a certain curiosity as to why you have humans in you party. Two of them could, I suppose, take care of themselves. But the other two? They have no power to speak of, and that they are traveling with two demons is quite abnormal." Said a cold voice, apparently coming from nowhere. Kurama and his friends instantly knew what was happening, but Kenshin and Sanosuke had no clue what was going on. Suddenly, arrows and shurikens were flying everywhere, but the wasteland that the group had landed in offered no visible cover from which the projectiles were coming from; they knew that their attackers must be using magic to conceal themselves. They would have been more worried, but the weapons were normal and they had no problems just knocking them out of the way.
"Stop! At least for now. They are here for a reason, and they have no valuables on them. Besides, they were blocking or dodging everything anyway. Keep them targeted, but I think I want to speak to them for a moment." Said the same voice, and with a subtle shivering of the air, a tall figure appeared. Dressed in white robes, with long white hair, the character had a certain vulpine aura around him, as though one could almost see the fox he most certainly had been still working in his mind and soul. Even though Yusuke had only seen him once, back at the dark tournament (A/N I'm still going by the timeline I've seen on cartoon network, so don't flame me if Yoko actually becomes a common character later on), he knew instantly that this Yoko was far more powerful then the one he had seen there.
**********************
"Zzzzzzzzzz. . . Zzzzzzzzzzzz. . . N-no mommy, don't kill daddy. . . what? Mommy just playing with daddy? Okay. Can I have a glass of blood?"
^ ^
OO
/
()
Ooooookaaaaaay. . . wiggy. Anyway, stick around for more demony goodness next time!