Oh, woe is me! School shall capture me in its torturous embrace of
doom and despair. . . TOMORROW! What shall I do? Then there is my new job
at a local Quizno's; not to mention the fact that I shall have to actually
*be* with people. *gasp* I can assure you: I have done literally nothing
but sit on mine ass watching television and playing videogames during all
summer. Barring that vacation to my grandparents farm and several Yugioh
tournaments, but that's beside the point. In case you were wondering there
actually is a point to my complaints: I might not be able to do daily
updates anymore, at least not regularly, and I understand that is why many
of you enjoy my stories so. But I can assure you that every chance I have
at updating will be taken most quickly. On with the story!
Chapter 20: It's all Fun and Games (until someone loses an eye; then it's just fun)
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU DARE TO DEFILE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALL SEEING EYE?!!!"
"Uhmmm. . . yeah."
"Kinda."
"Pretty much."
"OH. . . OKAY THEN. CARRY ON." Said the booming voice, who, just like with Yoko and his band, no one could see. After saying this last line, you can probably imagine the time it took for everyone to get back up after their fall, but when they did the voice actually seemed to have changed its mind. "WAIT A MINUTE. . . YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THERE WON'T BE ANY DEFILING WHILE I'M ON WATCH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOU LITTLE HOVELS LIKE GOOD LITTLE DEMONS AND PLAY NICE? THIS IS NO PLACE FOR CHILDREN, YA KNOW?"
"Hey, we aren't children! I'll have you know that I'm sixteen, Kuwabara too!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! SIXTEEN?! SIXTEEN *YEARS!?* YOU REALLY ARE CHILDREN! I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS TEMPLE SINCE I WAS 2,347,089,048,080,807,194,798,745,081,477,457 MILLENIA OLD, AND EVEN THEN I WAS CONSIDERED WET BEHIND THE EARS. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Really? Well then where the hell are you any way? I doubt anything as loud or annoying as you could hide too well."
"WELL, I THOUGHT SOMEONE AS *SMART* AND *COOL* AS YOU CERTAINLY ARE WOULD KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW, THEN JUST LOOK. . . UP."
Following the voices instructions, our heroes craned their necks as high as possible, and when they finally could look no further up, they saw it: the Eye.
"HAHAHA! PEEKABOO! I SEE YOU!" the previous fall was nothing compared to this one; the group actually left a small crater when they collided with the ground.
"Ay, ay, cap'n!" noticing the glares he was receiving, Sanosuke mutter sheepishly:
"Well *I* thought it was funny. Get it? *Eye* thought it was funny!"
"I'll shut up now." He said in disgrace, his hopes of actually making a funny joke dashed to pieces by a cruel and uncaring world.
"GOOD. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW *EYE* RESMBLE THAT REMARK. GET IT? YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND GOOD COMMEDY, BUT EITHER WAY: I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE EYE JOKES AROUND HERE, GOT IT? NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, JUST WHAT IS A GROUP OF YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS LIKE YOU DOING AT ONE OF THE DIMENSIONAL FOCAL POINTS OF THE UNIVERSE? WELL. . . ?"
"Uhhhh. . . we're here to pass our first initiation test so that we can join Yoko Kurama's band of thieves; he said that we would get our second test when we got here. Hey! You wouldn't happen to know what our second test is, would ya? Answered Kuwabara.
"OH DANG. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD MADE SOME FRIENDS, TOO. YEAH. I KNOW WHAT THE SECOND TEST IS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YA. ER. . . I MEAN *TRY* TO KILL YOU. YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO AVOID GETTING KILLED UNTIL YOKO GETS HERE AND STOPS ME, BUT I SUPPOSE IF YOU GUYS COULD STOP ME, THAT MIGHT WORK TOO. I THINK. HONESTLY, IT'S NEVER ACTUALLY COME UP, BUT, OH WELL. GOOD-BYE."
That being said, the giant eye started rolling after our heroes.
**********************
"Yoko, sir! You wanted me to report when the candidates started the second test, right? Well, the Asjpuajjaaughigalhk has just started the attack."
"Excellent."
Don't you just hate bad puns? Eye know I sure do. Check out the next chapter: it'll be a battle of ocular proportions!
Chapter 20: It's all Fun and Games (until someone loses an eye; then it's just fun)
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU DARE TO DEFILE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALL SEEING EYE?!!!"
"Uhmmm. . . yeah."
"Kinda."
"Pretty much."
"OH. . . OKAY THEN. CARRY ON." Said the booming voice, who, just like with Yoko and his band, no one could see. After saying this last line, you can probably imagine the time it took for everyone to get back up after their fall, but when they did the voice actually seemed to have changed its mind. "WAIT A MINUTE. . . YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THERE WON'T BE ANY DEFILING WHILE I'M ON WATCH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOU LITTLE HOVELS LIKE GOOD LITTLE DEMONS AND PLAY NICE? THIS IS NO PLACE FOR CHILDREN, YA KNOW?"
"Hey, we aren't children! I'll have you know that I'm sixteen, Kuwabara too!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! SIXTEEN?! SIXTEEN *YEARS!?* YOU REALLY ARE CHILDREN! I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS TEMPLE SINCE I WAS 2,347,089,048,080,807,194,798,745,081,477,457 MILLENIA OLD, AND EVEN THEN I WAS CONSIDERED WET BEHIND THE EARS. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Really? Well then where the hell are you any way? I doubt anything as loud or annoying as you could hide too well."
"WELL, I THOUGHT SOMEONE AS *SMART* AND *COOL* AS YOU CERTAINLY ARE WOULD KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW, THEN JUST LOOK. . . UP."
Following the voices instructions, our heroes craned their necks as high as possible, and when they finally could look no further up, they saw it: the Eye.
"HAHAHA! PEEKABOO! I SEE YOU!" the previous fall was nothing compared to this one; the group actually left a small crater when they collided with the ground.
"Ay, ay, cap'n!" noticing the glares he was receiving, Sanosuke mutter sheepishly:
"Well *I* thought it was funny. Get it? *Eye* thought it was funny!"
"I'll shut up now." He said in disgrace, his hopes of actually making a funny joke dashed to pieces by a cruel and uncaring world.
"GOOD. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW *EYE* RESMBLE THAT REMARK. GET IT? YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND GOOD COMMEDY, BUT EITHER WAY: I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE EYE JOKES AROUND HERE, GOT IT? NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, JUST WHAT IS A GROUP OF YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS LIKE YOU DOING AT ONE OF THE DIMENSIONAL FOCAL POINTS OF THE UNIVERSE? WELL. . . ?"
"Uhhhh. . . we're here to pass our first initiation test so that we can join Yoko Kurama's band of thieves; he said that we would get our second test when we got here. Hey! You wouldn't happen to know what our second test is, would ya? Answered Kuwabara.
"OH DANG. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD MADE SOME FRIENDS, TOO. YEAH. I KNOW WHAT THE SECOND TEST IS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YA. ER. . . I MEAN *TRY* TO KILL YOU. YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO AVOID GETTING KILLED UNTIL YOKO GETS HERE AND STOPS ME, BUT I SUPPOSE IF YOU GUYS COULD STOP ME, THAT MIGHT WORK TOO. I THINK. HONESTLY, IT'S NEVER ACTUALLY COME UP, BUT, OH WELL. GOOD-BYE."
That being said, the giant eye started rolling after our heroes.
**********************
"Yoko, sir! You wanted me to report when the candidates started the second test, right? Well, the Asjpuajjaaughigalhk has just started the attack."
"Excellent."
Don't you just hate bad puns? Eye know I sure do. Check out the next chapter: it'll be a battle of ocular proportions!