HEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEE'S JOHNY!!!!!
I just thought I'd screw around with ya a bit. Also, to add even more
aggravation, I have finally gotten a copy of Diablo 2 and its expansion, so
now it is even harder for me to update. By the way, if you have any good
items, I got a low level assassin named Ryderia, though with any luck
she'll get stronger as time goes on, so if you happen to be in the "U.S.
West region, come down and see me some time. Please? Interesting side note:
did you know that "assassin" is the only word in the English language to
have the word "ass" in it twice? On with the story!
Chapter 22: R-U-N? (damn. . . I'm out of witty comments. And I think I just saw a pig fly by my window too. And go you smell brimstone? I know I am.)
"Where the hell did they take him?! That idiot actually turned out useful for once and they snatch him away!" screamed Yusuke, after he realized what had just happened.
"Don't worry Yusuke. Kuwabara is quite alive. They just did this to make things harder for the rest of us. And you can bet that they will probably keep doing this until we've ALL passed. Or died, whichever."
"OH YEAH BOTAN?! AND HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU NOW THAT? FOR ALL WE KNOW, KUWABARA COULD BE FIGHTING FOR HIS FRICKIN' LIFE RIGHT NOW!"
"Hellooo, Grim Reaper? If anybody would know, I'm pretty sure it would be me, don't you think?"
"Grrr. . . fine. Well then what the hell do we do now?" As Yusuke said this, the wall of the pyramid behind him started opening. He was still ranting and raving right up until everyone just stopped paying attention to him to look at what was happening.
"If you really need a hint, would this do?" asked Hiei.
"Uhhhhh. . . I guess, yeah."
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"So like, what happens now, Mr. Creepy Shadow Voice?"
"Oh, nothing much Kuwabara. Just drink your blo-. . . juice, and eat your cookies while we wait for your friends. Though, actually, would you like to see what is happening to them now? I could put it on the crystal easily enough."
"Could ya? That would be cool." Said Kuwabara as he continued to drink his B-positive beverage (even though he thought it was just really thick cranberry juice).
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"YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE GAURDIAN. COME WITHIN TO MEET YOUR FATE. Please keep all, hands, feet, tentacles, heads, small children, and annoying people inside the temple at all times. If there is an emergency, put your heads between your legs, and kiss you butt goodbye. Thank you for choosing the Temple of the All Seeing Eye as your proving grounds of worth. Have a good day." The last bit was spoken as though by an airline stewardess going through the safety precautions of a plane trip. Needless to say, everyone fell.
"Well aren't they chipper? And here I was thinking that everybody around here was a complete asshole, we turn around and suddenly, surprise, surprise, IT'S ANOTHER ASSHOLE! AND IT'S A RECORDING FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!"
"Sano, calm down. Trust me, after awhile, you won't even notice that all the demons you meet are complete and utter jerks. Besides, that's why ya have ta be able to kick their ass. Anyway, let's kick some demon butt." Ordered Yusuke, as everyone started walking towards the entryway.
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"Hey, do you have anything other than juice and cookies? They're good and all, but I'm kinda wantin'n somethin' a little more filling. Get some protein in my diet, ya know?"
"Ask and ye shall receive Kuwabara, ask and ye shall receive."
"Hey, awesome! It's like a Golden Corral in here! They even have the guy at the roast beef counter! Wait. . . is that an eye looking at me in that roast beef?"
"I can quite assure you, Kuwabara, that that is not an eye, nor is it roast beef."
"I think I'll pass for now."
"Good choice."
Probably not what you were hoping for in this update, but his was really just to keep up appearances. But I can assure you that the next chapter will have a fight. And probably a good one, too.
Chapter 22: R-U-N? (damn. . . I'm out of witty comments. And I think I just saw a pig fly by my window too. And go you smell brimstone? I know I am.)
"Where the hell did they take him?! That idiot actually turned out useful for once and they snatch him away!" screamed Yusuke, after he realized what had just happened.
"Don't worry Yusuke. Kuwabara is quite alive. They just did this to make things harder for the rest of us. And you can bet that they will probably keep doing this until we've ALL passed. Or died, whichever."
"OH YEAH BOTAN?! AND HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU NOW THAT? FOR ALL WE KNOW, KUWABARA COULD BE FIGHTING FOR HIS FRICKIN' LIFE RIGHT NOW!"
"Hellooo, Grim Reaper? If anybody would know, I'm pretty sure it would be me, don't you think?"
"Grrr. . . fine. Well then what the hell do we do now?" As Yusuke said this, the wall of the pyramid behind him started opening. He was still ranting and raving right up until everyone just stopped paying attention to him to look at what was happening.
"If you really need a hint, would this do?" asked Hiei.
"Uhhhhh. . . I guess, yeah."
**************************
"So like, what happens now, Mr. Creepy Shadow Voice?"
"Oh, nothing much Kuwabara. Just drink your blo-. . . juice, and eat your cookies while we wait for your friends. Though, actually, would you like to see what is happening to them now? I could put it on the crystal easily enough."
"Could ya? That would be cool." Said Kuwabara as he continued to drink his B-positive beverage (even though he thought it was just really thick cranberry juice).
**************************
"YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE GAURDIAN. COME WITHIN TO MEET YOUR FATE. Please keep all, hands, feet, tentacles, heads, small children, and annoying people inside the temple at all times. If there is an emergency, put your heads between your legs, and kiss you butt goodbye. Thank you for choosing the Temple of the All Seeing Eye as your proving grounds of worth. Have a good day." The last bit was spoken as though by an airline stewardess going through the safety precautions of a plane trip. Needless to say, everyone fell.
"Well aren't they chipper? And here I was thinking that everybody around here was a complete asshole, we turn around and suddenly, surprise, surprise, IT'S ANOTHER ASSHOLE! AND IT'S A RECORDING FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!"
"Sano, calm down. Trust me, after awhile, you won't even notice that all the demons you meet are complete and utter jerks. Besides, that's why ya have ta be able to kick their ass. Anyway, let's kick some demon butt." Ordered Yusuke, as everyone started walking towards the entryway.
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"Hey, do you have anything other than juice and cookies? They're good and all, but I'm kinda wantin'n somethin' a little more filling. Get some protein in my diet, ya know?"
"Ask and ye shall receive Kuwabara, ask and ye shall receive."
"Hey, awesome! It's like a Golden Corral in here! They even have the guy at the roast beef counter! Wait. . . is that an eye looking at me in that roast beef?"
"I can quite assure you, Kuwabara, that that is not an eye, nor is it roast beef."
"I think I'll pass for now."
"Good choice."
Probably not what you were hoping for in this update, but his was really just to keep up appearances. But I can assure you that the next chapter will have a fight. And probably a good one, too.