Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter!
A/N: Hi y'all. It's been a while since I've written, I know. I'm so mad at
myself for not continuing any of my stories (Grrr...). I'll write more when
schools out (soon!). This poem is meant to be funny ('Moine doesn't REALLY
look like a beaver...really...). Enjoy!

The name is Draco Malfoy,
I've got a lot of money,
I tell the most humorous jokes,
Though few think they are funny,
My daddy works with You-Know-Who,
Yes, Voldemort, that's he!
He's a really cool guy
(Though he is really a she!)
Errgh, that Harry Potter,
He makes me really sick!
Word around the halls is,
He's got a really small...wand!
Red Head Ronald Weasley,
Poor pathetic guy,
The bad thing about him is,
He never zips up his fly (gross!)!
Granger, Granger, Granger,
I'd never go out with her!
Not only is she a Mud-Blood,
She looks like a beaver!
Yes, I am Draco Malfoy,
I really love myself,
The only thing about me is...
I'm dating a houself!
(Gasp!)