Hullo! I'm back again to write the second chapter of GOLLUM! So far
I've gotten one review, but I'm hoping to get more. Oh, and anyone who
read the first chapter, Antidisenstablishmentaryinism, means people who
don't want other people to knock down buildings or churches. And you will
have also noticed, in the first chapter, I wrote a disclaimer saying that
it counts for the whole story. Now I shall continue with the second
chapter.
Chapter 2 Merry & Pippin
Link: GOLLUM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You mean to tell me, your name is Gollum! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gollum: Shut upsess!
Link: So, where'd the name Smeagol come from? What do you mean they used to call you Smeagol.
Gollum: They called me that back before.
*flashback*
Smeagol: What is thatss Deagol?
Deagol: A ring I found while we were fishing.
Smeagol: Gives it to uss Deagol. It be our birthaysess.
Deagol: But.but.I found it. It's mine, besides, I've already given you something, more than I could afford! This is mine!
Smeagol (an evil look in his eye): But I WANTSS IT!!!
*flashback ends*
Gollum: And then.And then.I killed him, and took the ring.
Link: O.O BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH!!!! You killed your best friend for a ring! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
Gollum: I killed him! And I could kill you too!!!!
Gollum lunges at Link, and starts ringing his neck, like Homer does to Bart in the Simpsons. A group of Kokiri form a group around them, chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!
Random Kokiri (from earlier): Hey man! Fighting is not the answer mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Different Random Kokiri (imitating Random Kokiri from earlier): Shaddup, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Then the Different Random Kokiri (I'm gonna call him Derek, because writing out Different Random Kokiri is tiring) punched Random Kokiri from earlier (I'm gonna call him Rick, for the same reason I'm calling Derek, Derek) so then they both got into a fight, and the crowd surrounding Gollum & Link moved over to Rick & Derek. Gollum was still strangling Link Simpsons style.
Link (weakly): Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Saria noticed them, and came over to them to help Link out.
Saria: Get off of him!
Saria pulled Gollum off of Link.
Link: @_@
Gollum got back on his feet and jumped after Link. Saria stopped him by throwing some weir rope around him. This rope was different from any she had seen, it was silver and was soft, like silk. The rope seemed to have come from nowhere. Gollum shrieks, as soon as it touches his skin.
Gollum: Get it off ussss! It freezes our skin! Nasty elves twisted it, it burns!!!!!
Saria: It's not even on there tight, in fact you could slip your head, right through!
Gollum: We can't touch it, it freezes out skin!
Saria: I'll take it off if you promise not to attack me.
Link: What about me! He had no problem with you, I was the one over her being strangled Simpsons style!
Saria: Oh yeah, he.he.Link too.
Gollum: All right! All right! We promisess.
So Saria took the rope off of Gollum. All of a sudden, two shadowy figures approached the three of them. The first shadowy figure put his hand on Saria's shoulder. Saria yelped and turned around. She saw two Kokiris wearing odd clothes, or so she thought.
Saria: Oh, sorry, you scared me, are you new to the Kokiri Forest?
The 1st "Kokiri": Sorry, miss, but may we have our rope back, and would you mind telling me where this is?
Saria noticed he had a strong Scottish accent.
Saria: You're rope?
The 2nd "Kokiri": Yes, our rope.
Gollum: These aren't Kokiri! They are Hobitsesesesesesesessesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese s *He inhales a big breath*esesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s!
All: O.o
Gollum Attacked the first Hobbit, and started ringing his neck Simpsons style.
Hobbit 1: Help me, Merry!
Merry aka Hobbit 2: I'm coming Pippin!
Gollum: Evil Hobbitsess, I will KILL you, just as I did Deagol!
Link: Now, now, violence is not the answer!
Merry: Get outta my way! You friggin' bystander.
Link: Hmph! I am certainly not a bystander! You see what Gollum is doing to your friend, Pippin, or whatever his name maybe. That was me, two seconds ago!
Merry: Well, still get outta my friggin' way so I can save 'im!
Pippin (the one with the Scottish accent): Help me Merry! I can't hold him of much longer!
Merry: Gollum! Get off of him now, before I get the rope!
Gollum whimpers like a dog, and stops attacking Pippin.
Gollum: How did you know out namses? We've never seen you before. *coughs Gollum*
Merry: We'll when Sam let me and Pippin have his extra rope, he told us to watch out for a VERY thin creature with bug eyes, and he said if we did meet him, to use the rope on him.
Gollum: EVIL SAMSESS!!! WE HATES HIM MORE THAN ANY OTHER HOBBITSESSSESSSESSS!!!
Gollum wrapped his arms around his legs and rocking back and forth, muttering, "We hate Samsess" over and over again.
Saria: Will he be ok?
Pippin: I don't know, we just know he hates Sam, and that rope.
Saria, not really paying any attention to what Pippin said, but the way he sounded. She loved his Scottish accent.
Link: So, your names Pippin?
Pippin: Yup.
Link: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAH!!! Pippin! What a gay name! We're your parents gay, or something, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PIPPIN!!!!!
Saria: Don't make fun of his name!
Link: What! Do you like him Saria!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!
Saria: NO! I just feel the same way about the name Pippin, as I do about dogs.
Link: Have you even ever heard of the name Pippin, until now?
Saria: Well, no. It was a last minute decision!
Merry: Actually, to you, our names sound weird, but to us, you names sound quite weird.
Link: No, no, Pippin is a weird name, but Merry is a girl name!
Merry: It's not Mary, it's Merry! And talk about weird names, Link is one of the oddest things I've ever heard. Link, is link a way of connecting things.
Saria: Well, I think we should stop fighting about names!
Gollum: I like fish! ^-^
Link: Really!
Link pulls out a fish in a bottle, and gives it to Gollum!
Gollum: ^-^ Thanks! Sorry I attacked you.
Link: Is all good!
All: O.o
Saria: Ok.
Merry: I like cheese! ^-^
Link pulls out cheese in a bottle.
Link: Here you go! ^-^
Merry: Sorry about making fun of your name.
Link: Is all good. ^-^
Pippin: I like frogs! ^-^
Link pulls out frog in a bottle!
Pippin: I have nothing to be sorry about! ^-^
Link: Is all good.
Saria: I like Pippin! ^-^
Link pulls out Pippin in a bott.Hey wait! There is no Pippin in a bottle.
Link: Sorry, Saria, I don't have that.
Saria whimpers.
A Kokiri girl comes storming up.
Kokiri Girl: You can't like him! I like Him!
Saria: Oh no you di in't!
Link: And you are.
Kokiri Girl: Brandy!
Saria: But I like himmmmmm!
Brandy: Ok, you like him, but I love him.
Saria: Ok! ^-^
Gollum: I need to get back to Middle Earth, so I can steal the ring from Frodosseseseseses.
Merry & Pippin: Yeah, so do we. We need to figure out how to get back to Middle Earth, so we can help Frodo destroy the ring.
Saria: So we have to figure out how to get to Middle Earth! First stop, Great Fairies Fountain! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So how is my story so far? I'll never know, unless you review, so pweeeeeeeeeeeeese review! I'll be sure to update real soon. And if you want to be in my story, just tell me in a review. See ya!
Chapter 2 Merry & Pippin
Link: GOLLUM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You mean to tell me, your name is Gollum! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gollum: Shut upsess!
Link: So, where'd the name Smeagol come from? What do you mean they used to call you Smeagol.
Gollum: They called me that back before.
*flashback*
Smeagol: What is thatss Deagol?
Deagol: A ring I found while we were fishing.
Smeagol: Gives it to uss Deagol. It be our birthaysess.
Deagol: But.but.I found it. It's mine, besides, I've already given you something, more than I could afford! This is mine!
Smeagol (an evil look in his eye): But I WANTSS IT!!!
*flashback ends*
Gollum: And then.And then.I killed him, and took the ring.
Link: O.O BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH!!!! You killed your best friend for a ring! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
Gollum: I killed him! And I could kill you too!!!!
Gollum lunges at Link, and starts ringing his neck, like Homer does to Bart in the Simpsons. A group of Kokiri form a group around them, chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!
Random Kokiri (from earlier): Hey man! Fighting is not the answer mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Different Random Kokiri (imitating Random Kokiri from earlier): Shaddup, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Then the Different Random Kokiri (I'm gonna call him Derek, because writing out Different Random Kokiri is tiring) punched Random Kokiri from earlier (I'm gonna call him Rick, for the same reason I'm calling Derek, Derek) so then they both got into a fight, and the crowd surrounding Gollum & Link moved over to Rick & Derek. Gollum was still strangling Link Simpsons style.
Link (weakly): Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Saria noticed them, and came over to them to help Link out.
Saria: Get off of him!
Saria pulled Gollum off of Link.
Link: @_@
Gollum got back on his feet and jumped after Link. Saria stopped him by throwing some weir rope around him. This rope was different from any she had seen, it was silver and was soft, like silk. The rope seemed to have come from nowhere. Gollum shrieks, as soon as it touches his skin.
Gollum: Get it off ussss! It freezes our skin! Nasty elves twisted it, it burns!!!!!
Saria: It's not even on there tight, in fact you could slip your head, right through!
Gollum: We can't touch it, it freezes out skin!
Saria: I'll take it off if you promise not to attack me.
Link: What about me! He had no problem with you, I was the one over her being strangled Simpsons style!
Saria: Oh yeah, he.he.Link too.
Gollum: All right! All right! We promisess.
So Saria took the rope off of Gollum. All of a sudden, two shadowy figures approached the three of them. The first shadowy figure put his hand on Saria's shoulder. Saria yelped and turned around. She saw two Kokiris wearing odd clothes, or so she thought.
Saria: Oh, sorry, you scared me, are you new to the Kokiri Forest?
The 1st "Kokiri": Sorry, miss, but may we have our rope back, and would you mind telling me where this is?
Saria noticed he had a strong Scottish accent.
Saria: You're rope?
The 2nd "Kokiri": Yes, our rope.
Gollum: These aren't Kokiri! They are Hobitsesesesesesesessesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese s *He inhales a big breath*esesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese sesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s!
All: O.o
Gollum Attacked the first Hobbit, and started ringing his neck Simpsons style.
Hobbit 1: Help me, Merry!
Merry aka Hobbit 2: I'm coming Pippin!
Gollum: Evil Hobbitsess, I will KILL you, just as I did Deagol!
Link: Now, now, violence is not the answer!
Merry: Get outta my way! You friggin' bystander.
Link: Hmph! I am certainly not a bystander! You see what Gollum is doing to your friend, Pippin, or whatever his name maybe. That was me, two seconds ago!
Merry: Well, still get outta my friggin' way so I can save 'im!
Pippin (the one with the Scottish accent): Help me Merry! I can't hold him of much longer!
Merry: Gollum! Get off of him now, before I get the rope!
Gollum whimpers like a dog, and stops attacking Pippin.
Gollum: How did you know out namses? We've never seen you before. *coughs Gollum*
Merry: We'll when Sam let me and Pippin have his extra rope, he told us to watch out for a VERY thin creature with bug eyes, and he said if we did meet him, to use the rope on him.
Gollum: EVIL SAMSESS!!! WE HATES HIM MORE THAN ANY OTHER HOBBITSESSSESSSESSS!!!
Gollum wrapped his arms around his legs and rocking back and forth, muttering, "We hate Samsess" over and over again.
Saria: Will he be ok?
Pippin: I don't know, we just know he hates Sam, and that rope.
Saria, not really paying any attention to what Pippin said, but the way he sounded. She loved his Scottish accent.
Link: So, your names Pippin?
Pippin: Yup.
Link: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAH!!! Pippin! What a gay name! We're your parents gay, or something, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PIPPIN!!!!!
Saria: Don't make fun of his name!
Link: What! Do you like him Saria!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!
Saria: NO! I just feel the same way about the name Pippin, as I do about dogs.
Link: Have you even ever heard of the name Pippin, until now?
Saria: Well, no. It was a last minute decision!
Merry: Actually, to you, our names sound weird, but to us, you names sound quite weird.
Link: No, no, Pippin is a weird name, but Merry is a girl name!
Merry: It's not Mary, it's Merry! And talk about weird names, Link is one of the oddest things I've ever heard. Link, is link a way of connecting things.
Saria: Well, I think we should stop fighting about names!
Gollum: I like fish! ^-^
Link: Really!
Link pulls out a fish in a bottle, and gives it to Gollum!
Gollum: ^-^ Thanks! Sorry I attacked you.
Link: Is all good!
All: O.o
Saria: Ok.
Merry: I like cheese! ^-^
Link pulls out cheese in a bottle.
Link: Here you go! ^-^
Merry: Sorry about making fun of your name.
Link: Is all good. ^-^
Pippin: I like frogs! ^-^
Link pulls out frog in a bottle!
Pippin: I have nothing to be sorry about! ^-^
Link: Is all good.
Saria: I like Pippin! ^-^
Link pulls out Pippin in a bott.Hey wait! There is no Pippin in a bottle.
Link: Sorry, Saria, I don't have that.
Saria whimpers.
A Kokiri girl comes storming up.
Kokiri Girl: You can't like him! I like Him!
Saria: Oh no you di in't!
Link: And you are.
Kokiri Girl: Brandy!
Saria: But I like himmmmmm!
Brandy: Ok, you like him, but I love him.
Saria: Ok! ^-^
Gollum: I need to get back to Middle Earth, so I can steal the ring from Frodosseseseseses.
Merry & Pippin: Yeah, so do we. We need to figure out how to get back to Middle Earth, so we can help Frodo destroy the ring.
Saria: So we have to figure out how to get to Middle Earth! First stop, Great Fairies Fountain! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So how is my story so far? I'll never know, unless you review, so pweeeeeeeeeeeeese review! I'll be sure to update real soon. And if you want to be in my story, just tell me in a review. See ya!