Hullo, once again! This is the third chapter, where they go to find
one of the Great Fairies, to see if they know anything about Middle Earth.
Now I shall continue on with the story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 3 The Great Fairies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pippin: Wait, just one minute, lassie! First Merry and I want to know how we got here.
Merry: Yeah! And, what exactly are these "Great Fairies"?
Saria: I've never actually seen one, but Link has.
Link: They're fairies that wear these skimpy vines, that they call "outfits"
Merry: So, how can they help us get back to Middle Earth.
Link: They can tell you everything!
Gollum: I can read minds! ^-^
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*Saria thinking to herself, He'll never guess 37!*
Gollum: 37! ^-^
Saria: Um...um...WRONG!!! It was not 37!
*Saria thinking to herself, oh crap! He guessed it! He really is psychic!
Gollum: Oh yes it is too 37seeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
Saria: How would you know!
Gollum: I told you I'm psychic, and just a minute ago, you thought, "Oh crap! He guessed it! He really is psychic!"
Saria: Ok, fine it admit it! You were right, and I was *gulp* wrong!
Brandy: Saria, we need to talk.
Saria: About what!
Brandy: Pippin.
Saria: *gasp* I thought we figured this out. I like him, and you love him.
Brandy: I know, but I can't stand the thought of another woman in his life!
Saria: But I like Pippin!
Brandy: I'm sorry, but it wasn't meant to be!
Saria: *sobs* but I like him...................Hey wait! Why do I have to be the one to stop liking him!
Brandy: Because he's mine! *Brandy gets into some Charlie's Angels pose, and gets ready to attack Saria*
Saria: BRING IT ON!!!!
Brandy and Saria both start fighting Matrix style.
Merry: I think we should try to stop them, Pippin.
Pippin: I think your right, Merry.
So, Merry walks up to them while they're both fighting.
Merry (shouts): I think we should go see the Great Fairy now!
Neither brandy nor Saria even notices he's standing there.
Merry (shouts even louder):I SAID I THINK WE SHOULD GO SEE THE GRE...
Merry was cut-off because, accidentally, kicked in the face by Brandy. Merry goes back over to Pippin.
Merry: I think you should try Pippin, I think they'll listen to you.
Pippin walks over to brandy and Saria, still fighting Matrix style.
Pippin: Hullo, um, do you two think we should go see the Great Fairi...
He didn't have time to finish his sentence, because as soon as he started to speak they both stopped fighting.
Saria: *giggles* I was just thinking the same thing, dear, dear Pippin.
Brandy shoved Saria out of the way.
Brandy: Oh, but, Pippin, I was trying to stop fighting so we could go see the Great Fairies...
Saria: Don't listen to her Pippin...she's lying!
Pippin: Hows about, you two stop arguing, so we can go see the Great Fairies.
Saria & Brandy: Sounds great!
Link: So then, let us depart, unto thine path, that will leadith us to the Great Fairies!
Zelda: What's with that old-timey accent, Link?
Link: Woah! Zelda, where'd you come from!
Zelda: I warped Malon and myself here.
Malon: Hey, Link! Who's the creepy looking creature, and I'm guessing two Kokiri.
Pippin: No, sorry young lass, but we are Hobbits.
Merry: Yeah, and the creepy looking creature, is Gollum, he used to be a Hobbit.
Gollum: We beesesssss not creepy!
Zelda: Zeldo! I've finally found you, oh Zeldo, why did you run away! You bad puppy!
Zelda runs over to Gollum, and gives him a big hug.
Gollum: Ahhhh! It beessssssssssss hersesss!
Zelda: Zeldo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gollum: Save me from hersess! When I got here, I still don't know how I got here, but she thought I was the new breed of dog that was supposed to be delivered to her castle. So she took me in, and she dressed me up like a...a...princess! So we rans away to here!
All: O.o
Link: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!!
Zelda: Zeldo, don't be afraid! Come here puppy! ^-^
Gollum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I will kills you Zelda!
Link: Now, let's think this through, before we do anything rash...
But it was to late, Gollum was strangling Zelda Simpsons style.
Gollum: WE HATES YOU PRINCESS ZELDA! WE HATES YOU PRINCESS ZELDA!
Link tore Gollum off of Zelda, Gollum was still struggling.
Pippin: Don't make me get the rope!
Gollum whimpered and stopped struggling. Malon was staring at Merry. Malon walked up to Merry.
Malon: Umm...hello, I'm Malon. And you are...
Merry: Meriadoc Brandybuck, but people call me Merry.
Malon: Meriadoc, that's a nice name, would you mind if I called you Meriadoc, instead of Merry?
Merry: Why, sure, it'll be nice to have someone call me by my real name.
Malon *blushes*
Pippin: Well, well, Merry, it looks like some nice young lass, has a crush on you.
Merry: Well, so it seems...
Malon *blushes*
Meanwhile...
Zelda: So, you're not a dog?
Gollum: Nopesess.
Zelda *pouts*
Link: Are we EVER going to go to the Great Fairies?
Merry: Well, I can't stand to be here any longer, let's go now!
So they all head off to the Great Fairies.
Suddenly Gandalf pops up, singing:
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead he Road has gone
And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way Where many path sand errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
Merry & Pippin: Gandalf!
They run after him, but like Sam, he disappeared.
Pippin: Was I hallucinating?
Merry: No, I saw him too!
Link: Well, here we are, the Fruity...I mean Great Fairies Fountain.
Malon: Let's go in!
Merry (bows): Ladies first.
Malon *blushes*
Saria: Will you two cut it out!
Brandy: You two can act like that, when I get Pippin.
Pippin: I can't believe both of you like me! I mean really I like you two as friends, but not anything special.
Brandy & Saria cry.
Brandy: I love you Pippin!
Pippin slowly backs off.
Brandy & Saria: PIPPIN! WE LOVE YOU!!!! T_T
Link: Let's just go inside!
So they all went inside, and Link played Zelda's Lullaby. They waited...Then they heard this shrill giggle and a Fairy wearing more make- up on her face, than on her entire body.
All (except Link): O.O
Pippin (whispers to Merry): Link was right, all she's wearing are vines.
Merry: O.O
Malon: Meriadoc dear, what are you looking at?
Merry: I just thought she'd have more clothes than this! How could they have this on an E-rated game!
Link: Great Fairy, can you tell us how Gollum, Pippin, and Merry got here?
Great Fairy: Well, it seems they just appeared out of nowhere.
Link: Can you give us a clue on how to get them back?
Great Fairy: Well, you've got good luck, seeing that they're from the same year you are from. So, I think that they may be on the other side of the world, all you would need to do is sail across the world!
Link: But none of us are fit to sail a ship! We'd need to recruit a captain and a crew!
Zelda: Yeah! None of us have that kind of money!
All: O.o
Link: What do you mean! You're a princess! You have all the money in the world! And even if you didn't, then you could just order them!
Zelda: Heh...he...he...sorry.
Great Fairy: I know what kind of people will be on your crew. You will end up recruiting...pirates.
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So that is the end of the third chapter. If you would like to be in my story, please tell me so, in a review. Please, please, please review...well, anyway, I'll update very soon, probably tomorrow, so until then, see ya!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 3 The Great Fairies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pippin: Wait, just one minute, lassie! First Merry and I want to know how we got here.
Merry: Yeah! And, what exactly are these "Great Fairies"?
Saria: I've never actually seen one, but Link has.
Link: They're fairies that wear these skimpy vines, that they call "outfits"
Merry: So, how can they help us get back to Middle Earth.
Link: They can tell you everything!
Gollum: I can read minds! ^-^
Saria: So, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and... 1658716598172659816501758617895601586109561065017568937567819561985610510561 8975685761896501587316574839018756378198753650817617859187568359185736581591 8756181091835609684637901571095719871784610976150960394865710385613578907508 9237508926783602571987501974908127598657346589127012748975893465346587920749 1287498216573465347981274230749834754654659287401748274892656565714740749081 7595665784320934857348920398457483920394857483920398475489302934875843920394 8758493203984754839203948754839029384754839203984758493203984754892039487548 3902394857980571908750938570918659083609875091287509817509856196590847649803 7590759108275098378234609328745980750198750983753246590387590821759875943659 0834798217591802465091875275091286586508127521875829076987098672986720986720 9847620984760928760928769827609287602986798206709160198702987672856738256928 7562987562987659285689726587956928765982765928765978256978265987269187680160 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What is it?
*Saria thinking to herself, He'll never guess 37!*
Gollum: 37! ^-^
Saria: Um...um...WRONG!!! It was not 37!
*Saria thinking to herself, oh crap! He guessed it! He really is psychic!
Gollum: Oh yes it is too 37seeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!
Saria: How would you know!
Gollum: I told you I'm psychic, and just a minute ago, you thought, "Oh crap! He guessed it! He really is psychic!"
Saria: Ok, fine it admit it! You were right, and I was *gulp* wrong!
Brandy: Saria, we need to talk.
Saria: About what!
Brandy: Pippin.
Saria: *gasp* I thought we figured this out. I like him, and you love him.
Brandy: I know, but I can't stand the thought of another woman in his life!
Saria: But I like Pippin!
Brandy: I'm sorry, but it wasn't meant to be!
Saria: *sobs* but I like him...................Hey wait! Why do I have to be the one to stop liking him!
Brandy: Because he's mine! *Brandy gets into some Charlie's Angels pose, and gets ready to attack Saria*
Saria: BRING IT ON!!!!
Brandy and Saria both start fighting Matrix style.
Merry: I think we should try to stop them, Pippin.
Pippin: I think your right, Merry.
So, Merry walks up to them while they're both fighting.
Merry (shouts): I think we should go see the Great Fairy now!
Neither brandy nor Saria even notices he's standing there.
Merry (shouts even louder):I SAID I THINK WE SHOULD GO SEE THE GRE...
Merry was cut-off because, accidentally, kicked in the face by Brandy. Merry goes back over to Pippin.
Merry: I think you should try Pippin, I think they'll listen to you.
Pippin walks over to brandy and Saria, still fighting Matrix style.
Pippin: Hullo, um, do you two think we should go see the Great Fairi...
He didn't have time to finish his sentence, because as soon as he started to speak they both stopped fighting.
Saria: *giggles* I was just thinking the same thing, dear, dear Pippin.
Brandy shoved Saria out of the way.
Brandy: Oh, but, Pippin, I was trying to stop fighting so we could go see the Great Fairies...
Saria: Don't listen to her Pippin...she's lying!
Pippin: Hows about, you two stop arguing, so we can go see the Great Fairies.
Saria & Brandy: Sounds great!
Link: So then, let us depart, unto thine path, that will leadith us to the Great Fairies!
Zelda: What's with that old-timey accent, Link?
Link: Woah! Zelda, where'd you come from!
Zelda: I warped Malon and myself here.
Malon: Hey, Link! Who's the creepy looking creature, and I'm guessing two Kokiri.
Pippin: No, sorry young lass, but we are Hobbits.
Merry: Yeah, and the creepy looking creature, is Gollum, he used to be a Hobbit.
Gollum: We beesesssss not creepy!
Zelda: Zeldo! I've finally found you, oh Zeldo, why did you run away! You bad puppy!
Zelda runs over to Gollum, and gives him a big hug.
Gollum: Ahhhh! It beessssssssssss hersesss!
Zelda: Zeldo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gollum: Save me from hersess! When I got here, I still don't know how I got here, but she thought I was the new breed of dog that was supposed to be delivered to her castle. So she took me in, and she dressed me up like a...a...princess! So we rans away to here!
All: O.o
Link: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!!
Zelda: Zeldo, don't be afraid! Come here puppy! ^-^
Gollum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I will kills you Zelda!
Link: Now, let's think this through, before we do anything rash...
But it was to late, Gollum was strangling Zelda Simpsons style.
Gollum: WE HATES YOU PRINCESS ZELDA! WE HATES YOU PRINCESS ZELDA!
Link tore Gollum off of Zelda, Gollum was still struggling.
Pippin: Don't make me get the rope!
Gollum whimpered and stopped struggling. Malon was staring at Merry. Malon walked up to Merry.
Malon: Umm...hello, I'm Malon. And you are...
Merry: Meriadoc Brandybuck, but people call me Merry.
Malon: Meriadoc, that's a nice name, would you mind if I called you Meriadoc, instead of Merry?
Merry: Why, sure, it'll be nice to have someone call me by my real name.
Malon *blushes*
Pippin: Well, well, Merry, it looks like some nice young lass, has a crush on you.
Merry: Well, so it seems...
Malon *blushes*
Meanwhile...
Zelda: So, you're not a dog?
Gollum: Nopesess.
Zelda *pouts*
Link: Are we EVER going to go to the Great Fairies?
Merry: Well, I can't stand to be here any longer, let's go now!
So they all head off to the Great Fairies.
Suddenly Gandalf pops up, singing:
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead he Road has gone
And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way Where many path sand errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
Merry & Pippin: Gandalf!
They run after him, but like Sam, he disappeared.
Pippin: Was I hallucinating?
Merry: No, I saw him too!
Link: Well, here we are, the Fruity...I mean Great Fairies Fountain.
Malon: Let's go in!
Merry (bows): Ladies first.
Malon *blushes*
Saria: Will you two cut it out!
Brandy: You two can act like that, when I get Pippin.
Pippin: I can't believe both of you like me! I mean really I like you two as friends, but not anything special.
Brandy & Saria cry.
Brandy: I love you Pippin!
Pippin slowly backs off.
Brandy & Saria: PIPPIN! WE LOVE YOU!!!! T_T
Link: Let's just go inside!
So they all went inside, and Link played Zelda's Lullaby. They waited...Then they heard this shrill giggle and a Fairy wearing more make- up on her face, than on her entire body.
All (except Link): O.O
Pippin (whispers to Merry): Link was right, all she's wearing are vines.
Merry: O.O
Malon: Meriadoc dear, what are you looking at?
Merry: I just thought she'd have more clothes than this! How could they have this on an E-rated game!
Link: Great Fairy, can you tell us how Gollum, Pippin, and Merry got here?
Great Fairy: Well, it seems they just appeared out of nowhere.
Link: Can you give us a clue on how to get them back?
Great Fairy: Well, you've got good luck, seeing that they're from the same year you are from. So, I think that they may be on the other side of the world, all you would need to do is sail across the world!
Link: But none of us are fit to sail a ship! We'd need to recruit a captain and a crew!
Zelda: Yeah! None of us have that kind of money!
All: O.o
Link: What do you mean! You're a princess! You have all the money in the world! And even if you didn't, then you could just order them!
Zelda: Heh...he...he...sorry.
Great Fairy: I know what kind of people will be on your crew. You will end up recruiting...pirates.
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So that is the end of the third chapter. If you would like to be in my story, please tell me so, in a review. Please, please, please review...well, anyway, I'll update very soon, probably tomorrow, so until then, see ya!