Ehem...I am back now to write chapter 4. In this chapter, They set
out to find a crew to find a crew, so they can sail back to Middle Earth.
Thank you, to all who have sent me reviews, and remember, if you want to be
in my story, just send me a review, saying you'd like to be in it. Now I'm
going to continue with my story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Chapter 4 Nabooru ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Link: PIRATES!!!
Pippin: Yeah! How can we tell they won't just rob us!
Merry: Yeah, if they felt like it, they could even maroon us!
Great Fairy: Hey! All I did was tell the future, you guys are going to be the ones who decide to get a crew of pirates.
Zelda: Pirates are weird!
Gollum: I still like fish! ^-^
Link: Cool! *hands Gollum a fish in a bottle*
Gollum: Thanksess! ^-^
Malon: I HATE PIRATES!!!!
Saria: Why is that, Malon?
Malon: Haven't you ever wondered why I don't have a mother!
Saria: What happened?
*flashback*
Young Malon: Daddy, where is mama going?
Talon: Oh, Malon, your mother is just delivering some milk somewhere, I think it was, Middle Earth, or something like that.
Young Malon: How long will Mommy be gone?
Talon: About 6 months, or so...
*flashback ends*
Saria: So what happened to her?
Malon: Come to find out the crew and captain, were pirates. Only my mom and a few other people weren't pirates. They killed my mother.
Link: Oh, I'm sorry, they abducted your boat, for a shipment of milk! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Merry: That's not very nice, her mother died!
Link: Sorry, MISS Brandybuck!
Merry: What did you just call me!
Link: You heard me, MISS Brandybuck!
Merry punched Link in the nose.
Pippin: Go Merry!!!
Link: Hey! That hurt!
Link swung at Merry, but he missed.
Merry starts singing You Can't Touch This by MCHammer:
Bun dun dun dunnnnn
Bum Bum
Ya' can't touch this!
Bun dun dun dunnnnn
Bum Bum
Ya' can't touch this!
Bum dun dun dunnnnn
Bum Bum
Ya' can't touch this!
Bum dun dun dunnnnn
My! My! My! My!
Music hits me!
So hard!
Makes me wanna say!
Oh My Lord!
Thank you!
For blessing me!
With a mind to rhyme!
And 2 height 3!
Feels good!
When you know you're down!
A super dope!
Brother boy!
From the O-town
And I know!
An' such!
This is a piece!
Uh!
Ya' can't touch!
I told ya' home boy!
Ya' can't touch this!
Yeah, that's how we livin'
And ya' know'
Ya' can't touch this!
Look at my eyes, man!
Ya' can't touch this!
Yo, lemme bust the funky lyrics!
Fresh new kicks!
Advance!
Gotta like that!
Now, ya' know you wanna dance!
Say move!
Outta yo' seat!
Getta fly girl!
And catch this beat!
While it's rollin'!
Hold on!
Pull it a bigger!
Never know what's goin' on!
Like that!
Like that!
Let um' know
That you're
To much!
And this is a piece!
Uh!
They can't touch!
Yo'!
I told ya'!
Ya' can't touch this!
Why ya' standin' there, man!
Ya' can't touch this!
Yo'!
Sound the bell!
Schools in sucka'!
Ya' can't touch this!
Gimme some!
Uh, rhythm!
Make no sweat!
That's what I'm givin!
Now!
They know!
Ya' talking 'bout yo' hand!
When ya' talking 'bout the shoulder!
Tha's high!
And tight!
Singin' so sweat!
And fast that my home boy!
Takes!
To learn!
That's what it takes!
To burn!
Tha charts!
La-git!
Either work hard!
Or ya' might as well quit!
Tha's word!
Because ya' know!
Ya' can't touch this!
Ya' can't touch this!
Break it down!
Woa oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Woa oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh!
Stop!
Hammer Time!
Go with the flow!
It is said!
You can't prove the list!
Then you probably are dead!
So wave!
Yo' hands in the air!
Busta a few moves!
Run yo' fingers through yo' hair!
This is it!
Fo' our winner!
Dance to this!
And you wanna get ryhthm'!
Slide!
Jump up!
Jus' fo' a minute!
Let's all do the bump!
Bump!
Bump!
Yeah!
Ya' can't touch this!
Look, man'!
Can't touch this!
You'd better get a hike, boy!
'Cause ya' know!
Ya' can't
Ya' can't touch this!
Ring the bell!
Schools back in!
Break it down!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa -oh! Oh!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Stop!
Hammer Time!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
Ya' can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Break it down!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Stop!
Hammer Time!
Everytime you see me!
The Hammers just o' height!
I walk the world!
In a magical delight!
Now why would I ever?!
Stop doing this!
With other spankin' records!
Ya' just don't get!
I toured around the world!
From London!
To the Bane!
It's Hammer!
Go Hammer!
MC Hammer!
Yo' Hammer!
And the rest can go in play!
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Ya' can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
I told you!
Can't touch this!
Too hot!
Can't touch this!
Yo' we otta here!
Can't touch this!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
*Merry stops singing, and starts break dancing*
All: O.o
Link: I think we should go now... (still thinking about Merry break dancing)
Great Fairy: One thing before you go, I am giving you someone who will help you, if you have a question.
Link: Oh no...not...her...
Navi flies out of nowhere.
Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Link sits down and rock back and forth, repeatedly mutterying, "so many heys!"
Gollum: That fairy, is Navi her namesess? Well, any wayssssssess, she looks good to eat!
Navi: Uh...oh...
Gollum jumped up into the air and grabbed Navi.
Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey...
At that moment Gollum put Navi into his mouth, and swallowed.
Malon: Gollum just ate Navi!
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Thank you Gollum!
Gollum: It was the bestessesssesss food, I've ever hadsess! ^-^
Link: Hey, I've just realized something.
All: What?
Link: You know how Zelda, thought Gollum was her dog, but earlier an ugly chuwawa jumped on Saria's lap in chapter 1?
All: Yeah!
Link: Can you explain how that is possible Zelda?
Zelda: Well, when I found Gollum, I thought he was my chuwawa, but after he escaped, a dog arrived in the mail!
All: O.o
Link: In the mail?
Zelda: Yup! ^-^
Saria: That's animal cruelty!
Zelda: Can I finish my story?
All: Sure.
Zelda: So, my other chuwawa escaped too, and I was looking for them.
Great Fairy: Well, since Gollum ate Navi, I'm going to have to give you someone else to help you find a crew, and to help you on your journey.
All of a sudden, Nabooru came out of no where from the fairy fountain.
Pippin: How do they keep pooping up like that!
Nabooru: Hey Link!
Link: Hey Nabooru!
Malon: Meriadoc, what's your favorite color?
Merry: Purple!
Malon: Me too!
All: O.o
Brandy: What was that all about?
Malon: I was just curious...
Nabooru: Link, are you going to introduce me to your friend?
Link: Oh this is Malon, and Merry, and Zelda, and Brandy...
Nabooru: Not them...the one with the Scottish accent.
Link: Oh, do you mean, Pippin.
Nabooru repeated his name.
Nabooru: His name is cute.
Link: CUTE!!!! YOU THINK IT'S CUTE!!!! I THINK IT'S GAY!!!
Pippin: I thought we'd already discussed the different names.
Pippin sees Nabooru, and he just realized she was there.
Pippin: Oh, sorry miss, I forgot you were there, I'm Peregrin Took, but people call me Pippin, and you are...
Nabooru *blushes*: I'm...I'm...Nabooru.
Pippin: Oh, It's nice to meet you, are you one of links friends?
Nabooru: Oh, yes, he saved me from these two witches, Koume & Kotake, but when they were formed together, they became Twinrova.
Link (whispers to Nabooru): I've never seen you blush, like this before.
Brandy & Saria noticed Pippin talking to Nabooru, and immediatley, they rushed over.
Brandy: Oh, Pippin dear, I can see you've meet Nabooru, she's an ok, person, she's not as nice as me. And she's a bit slow.
Nabooru (turns a bright red): I am not retarded. I'm not as retarded as you. Flocking to the first guy you think is cute, like a bunch of Bimbo's! In act he's not even that cute, an his accent is, way to strong!
Pippin: Hey, I resent that.
Nabooru: Oh, sorry, I didn't come out the way I meant it too.
So they argued there for hours in the Fairy's Fountain.
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Sorry this chapter was so short. But that's one of the reasons I update often! So If you could, please review, and If you want to be in my story, send me a review saying you'd like to be in my story. I'll probably update tomorrow. So, until then, see ya!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Chapter 4 Nabooru ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Link: PIRATES!!!
Pippin: Yeah! How can we tell they won't just rob us!
Merry: Yeah, if they felt like it, they could even maroon us!
Great Fairy: Hey! All I did was tell the future, you guys are going to be the ones who decide to get a crew of pirates.
Zelda: Pirates are weird!
Gollum: I still like fish! ^-^
Link: Cool! *hands Gollum a fish in a bottle*
Gollum: Thanksess! ^-^
Malon: I HATE PIRATES!!!!
Saria: Why is that, Malon?
Malon: Haven't you ever wondered why I don't have a mother!
Saria: What happened?
*flashback*
Young Malon: Daddy, where is mama going?
Talon: Oh, Malon, your mother is just delivering some milk somewhere, I think it was, Middle Earth, or something like that.
Young Malon: How long will Mommy be gone?
Talon: About 6 months, or so...
*flashback ends*
Saria: So what happened to her?
Malon: Come to find out the crew and captain, were pirates. Only my mom and a few other people weren't pirates. They killed my mother.
Link: Oh, I'm sorry, they abducted your boat, for a shipment of milk! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Merry: That's not very nice, her mother died!
Link: Sorry, MISS Brandybuck!
Merry: What did you just call me!
Link: You heard me, MISS Brandybuck!
Merry punched Link in the nose.
Pippin: Go Merry!!!
Link: Hey! That hurt!
Link swung at Merry, but he missed.
Merry starts singing You Can't Touch This by MCHammer:
Bun dun dun dunnnnn
Bum Bum
Ya' can't touch this!
Bun dun dun dunnnnn
Bum Bum
Ya' can't touch this!
Bum dun dun dunnnnn
Bum Bum
Ya' can't touch this!
Bum dun dun dunnnnn
My! My! My! My!
Music hits me!
So hard!
Makes me wanna say!
Oh My Lord!
Thank you!
For blessing me!
With a mind to rhyme!
And 2 height 3!
Feels good!
When you know you're down!
A super dope!
Brother boy!
From the O-town
And I know!
An' such!
This is a piece!
Uh!
Ya' can't touch!
I told ya' home boy!
Ya' can't touch this!
Yeah, that's how we livin'
And ya' know'
Ya' can't touch this!
Look at my eyes, man!
Ya' can't touch this!
Yo, lemme bust the funky lyrics!
Fresh new kicks!
Advance!
Gotta like that!
Now, ya' know you wanna dance!
Say move!
Outta yo' seat!
Getta fly girl!
And catch this beat!
While it's rollin'!
Hold on!
Pull it a bigger!
Never know what's goin' on!
Like that!
Like that!
Let um' know
That you're
To much!
And this is a piece!
Uh!
They can't touch!
Yo'!
I told ya'!
Ya' can't touch this!
Why ya' standin' there, man!
Ya' can't touch this!
Yo'!
Sound the bell!
Schools in sucka'!
Ya' can't touch this!
Gimme some!
Uh, rhythm!
Make no sweat!
That's what I'm givin!
Now!
They know!
Ya' talking 'bout yo' hand!
When ya' talking 'bout the shoulder!
Tha's high!
And tight!
Singin' so sweat!
And fast that my home boy!
Takes!
To learn!
That's what it takes!
To burn!
Tha charts!
La-git!
Either work hard!
Or ya' might as well quit!
Tha's word!
Because ya' know!
Ya' can't touch this!
Ya' can't touch this!
Break it down!
Woa oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Woa oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh!
Stop!
Hammer Time!
Go with the flow!
It is said!
You can't prove the list!
Then you probably are dead!
So wave!
Yo' hands in the air!
Busta a few moves!
Run yo' fingers through yo' hair!
This is it!
Fo' our winner!
Dance to this!
And you wanna get ryhthm'!
Slide!
Jump up!
Jus' fo' a minute!
Let's all do the bump!
Bump!
Bump!
Yeah!
Ya' can't touch this!
Look, man'!
Can't touch this!
You'd better get a hike, boy!
'Cause ya' know!
Ya' can't
Ya' can't touch this!
Ring the bell!
Schools back in!
Break it down!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa -oh! Oh!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Stop!
Hammer Time!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
Ya' can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Break it down!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Woa-oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh! Oh!
Woa-oh! Oh!
Stop!
Hammer Time!
Everytime you see me!
The Hammers just o' height!
I walk the world!
In a magical delight!
Now why would I ever?!
Stop doing this!
With other spankin' records!
Ya' just don't get!
I toured around the world!
From London!
To the Bane!
It's Hammer!
Go Hammer!
MC Hammer!
Yo' Hammer!
And the rest can go in play!
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
Ya' can't touch this!
Can't touch this!
I told you!
Can't touch this!
Too hot!
Can't touch this!
Yo' we otta here!
Can't touch this!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
*Merry stops singing, and starts break dancing*
All: O.o
Link: I think we should go now... (still thinking about Merry break dancing)
Great Fairy: One thing before you go, I am giving you someone who will help you, if you have a question.
Link: Oh no...not...her...
Navi flies out of nowhere.
Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Link sits down and rock back and forth, repeatedly mutterying, "so many heys!"
Gollum: That fairy, is Navi her namesess? Well, any wayssssssess, she looks good to eat!
Navi: Uh...oh...
Gollum jumped up into the air and grabbed Navi.
Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey...
At that moment Gollum put Navi into his mouth, and swallowed.
Malon: Gollum just ate Navi!
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Thank you Gollum!
Gollum: It was the bestessesssesss food, I've ever hadsess! ^-^
Link: Hey, I've just realized something.
All: What?
Link: You know how Zelda, thought Gollum was her dog, but earlier an ugly chuwawa jumped on Saria's lap in chapter 1?
All: Yeah!
Link: Can you explain how that is possible Zelda?
Zelda: Well, when I found Gollum, I thought he was my chuwawa, but after he escaped, a dog arrived in the mail!
All: O.o
Link: In the mail?
Zelda: Yup! ^-^
Saria: That's animal cruelty!
Zelda: Can I finish my story?
All: Sure.
Zelda: So, my other chuwawa escaped too, and I was looking for them.
Great Fairy: Well, since Gollum ate Navi, I'm going to have to give you someone else to help you find a crew, and to help you on your journey.
All of a sudden, Nabooru came out of no where from the fairy fountain.
Pippin: How do they keep pooping up like that!
Nabooru: Hey Link!
Link: Hey Nabooru!
Malon: Meriadoc, what's your favorite color?
Merry: Purple!
Malon: Me too!
All: O.o
Brandy: What was that all about?
Malon: I was just curious...
Nabooru: Link, are you going to introduce me to your friend?
Link: Oh this is Malon, and Merry, and Zelda, and Brandy...
Nabooru: Not them...the one with the Scottish accent.
Link: Oh, do you mean, Pippin.
Nabooru repeated his name.
Nabooru: His name is cute.
Link: CUTE!!!! YOU THINK IT'S CUTE!!!! I THINK IT'S GAY!!!
Pippin: I thought we'd already discussed the different names.
Pippin sees Nabooru, and he just realized she was there.
Pippin: Oh, sorry miss, I forgot you were there, I'm Peregrin Took, but people call me Pippin, and you are...
Nabooru *blushes*: I'm...I'm...Nabooru.
Pippin: Oh, It's nice to meet you, are you one of links friends?
Nabooru: Oh, yes, he saved me from these two witches, Koume & Kotake, but when they were formed together, they became Twinrova.
Link (whispers to Nabooru): I've never seen you blush, like this before.
Brandy & Saria noticed Pippin talking to Nabooru, and immediatley, they rushed over.
Brandy: Oh, Pippin dear, I can see you've meet Nabooru, she's an ok, person, she's not as nice as me. And she's a bit slow.
Nabooru (turns a bright red): I am not retarded. I'm not as retarded as you. Flocking to the first guy you think is cute, like a bunch of Bimbo's! In act he's not even that cute, an his accent is, way to strong!
Pippin: Hey, I resent that.
Nabooru: Oh, sorry, I didn't come out the way I meant it too.
So they argued there for hours in the Fairy's Fountain.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Sorry this chapter was so short. But that's one of the reasons I update often! So If you could, please review, and If you want to be in my story, send me a review saying you'd like to be in my story. I'll probably update tomorrow. So, until then, see ya!