Hullo! Chapter 4, pretty much went no where, except for the fact that Nabooru joined them in trying to get back to Middle Earth. Oh, and Gollum ate Navi. So in this chapter, they really are going to start looking for a crew. Now I shall continue writing chapter 5...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 5 Sam! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nabooru is still arguing Brandy and Saria.
Brandy: Well, I was here before you, Nabooru, so he's mine!
Nabooru: I never said I liked him!
Pippin: I think we should get going...
Nabooru: SHADDUP!! EVERYONE STOP TALKING! I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF THINK!
All: O.O
*silence*
*cricket chirps*
Cricket: Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
Pippin: Do you think we should go recruit a crew, now?
Nabooru: I TOLD YOU I WANTED SILENCE!!!
Since Nabooru wanted silence, everyone else decided to play charades.
It was Link's turn, so he lied down on the floor and started wiggling.
Gollum *writes on a piece of paper* fishssssss out of water!
Link *writes on a piece of paper* No! A fish having a seizure!
Gollum *on a piece of paper* That's not fairsess!
Link *on paper* Oh, yes it is! You had to try and guess it!
Malon *on paper* it's Gollum's turn.
Gollum starts strangling Link.
Brandy *on paper* He's pretending to be Pippin, strangling Saria, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Saria bunches Brandy in the nose.
Malon *on paper* I don't think he's pretending.
Gollum starts banging Link's head into the ground.
Gollum (not on paper): I will kills you Link! I was right!
Nabooru: SHADDUP!
Gollum: No! You shut upsess!
Nabooru: What did you just say!
Gollum: You heard me!
All (except Nabooru & Gollum): *chanting* Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!
Nabooru: Forget it! I don't want to fight.
Saria: Hey, let's just go try to find a crew now.
Nabooru: Sounds Great! As long as I don't have to be around HIM! *points to Gollum*
Gollum: Well, we don't want to be around hersess, either, she's too bossy!
Nabooru: Oh yeah! Well you're too creepy.
Gollum: Oh yeah! Well, you're fat!
Nabooru: What did you say!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He called me fat!!!
Brandy, Zelda, Malon, & Saria: You NEVER call a girl fat!
Gollum: She called usss creepsey!
Brandy, Zelda, Malon, & Saria: So!
Link: Let's just forget all about it and look for a crew!
All: Ok.
Link: O.o
So they head off to the Market, to see if they can 'round up anyone for the journey. They finally get to the Market, and Malon and Link start arguing...
Malon: If you can, please try not to recruit any Pirates.
Brandy: The Great Fairy, already told us we going to end up having a whole crew of pirates on our boat.
Malon: But what if, because she said that we were going to have a crew of pirates, we'll just go out and look for a bunch of pirates, and not normal people or sailors.
Link: But, what if the pirates really help us on our trip, like, some one tries to attack our ship! They could be really handy.
Malon: Or they could cut our throats while we're sleeping!
Link: Or they could come in handy!
Malon: They're bloody pirates! Of course they're going to betray us!
Gollum: Pirates are cool! ^-^
Malon: THEY ARE NOT COOL! THEY ARE DIRTY, ROTTEN, BACKSTABING...
Link: We get the point Malon! So shut up!
Malon: Well, I don't want any pirates, unless it's absolutely necessary.
Nabooru has become obsessed with her weight ever since Gollum called her fat.
Nabooru: Link, do you think I'm fat?
Link: No.
Nabooru: Pippin, do you think I'm fat?
Pippin: No.
Nabooru: Merry, do you think I'm fat?
Merry: No.
Nabooru: Zelda, do you think I'm fat?
Zelda: No.
Nabooru: Malon, do you think I'm fat?
Malon: No.
Nabooru: Saria, do you think I'm fat?
Saria: No.
Nabooru: Brandy, do you think I'm fat?
Brandy: No.
Nabooru: Gollum, do you think I'm fat/.
Gollum: Yesessesesesesesss.
Nabooru: T_T I want a Slim-Fast!
Link pulls out Slim-Fast in a bottle, and gives it to Saria.
Saria: I'm not the one who asked for one!
Link: Oh, really! You're the only fat one here.
Saria: T_T Now I do want a Slim-Fast!
Link gives both Saria and Nabooru a Slim-Fast.
Link: Forget about how you look, we need a crew, so Malon, we'll try your way for a while.
Malon: YAY!!!! ^-^
So they waited, and waited, and finally someone finally came to sign up...
Person: Are you guys going to Middle Earth?
Brandy: Yes, and you are...
Gollum: It's that evil Samsess!
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So that is the 5th chapter. Sorry it was so short, but that's why I update so often. If you want to be in my story please send me a review, stating that you would like to be in my story, and tell me what you'd want to be in the story. So, until I update, please R&R, see ya!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 5 Sam! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nabooru is still arguing Brandy and Saria.
Brandy: Well, I was here before you, Nabooru, so he's mine!
Nabooru: I never said I liked him!
Pippin: I think we should get going...
Nabooru: SHADDUP!! EVERYONE STOP TALKING! I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF THINK!
All: O.O
*silence*
*cricket chirps*
Cricket: Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
Pippin: Do you think we should go recruit a crew, now?
Nabooru: I TOLD YOU I WANTED SILENCE!!!
Since Nabooru wanted silence, everyone else decided to play charades.
It was Link's turn, so he lied down on the floor and started wiggling.
Gollum *writes on a piece of paper* fishssssss out of water!
Link *writes on a piece of paper* No! A fish having a seizure!
Gollum *on a piece of paper* That's not fairsess!
Link *on paper* Oh, yes it is! You had to try and guess it!
Malon *on paper* it's Gollum's turn.
Gollum starts strangling Link.
Brandy *on paper* He's pretending to be Pippin, strangling Saria, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Saria bunches Brandy in the nose.
Malon *on paper* I don't think he's pretending.
Gollum starts banging Link's head into the ground.
Gollum (not on paper): I will kills you Link! I was right!
Nabooru: SHADDUP!
Gollum: No! You shut upsess!
Nabooru: What did you just say!
Gollum: You heard me!
All (except Nabooru & Gollum): *chanting* Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!
Nabooru: Forget it! I don't want to fight.
Saria: Hey, let's just go try to find a crew now.
Nabooru: Sounds Great! As long as I don't have to be around HIM! *points to Gollum*
Gollum: Well, we don't want to be around hersess, either, she's too bossy!
Nabooru: Oh yeah! Well you're too creepy.
Gollum: Oh yeah! Well, you're fat!
Nabooru: What did you say!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 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He called me fat!!!
Brandy, Zelda, Malon, & Saria: You NEVER call a girl fat!
Gollum: She called usss creepsey!
Brandy, Zelda, Malon, & Saria: So!
Link: Let's just forget all about it and look for a crew!
All: Ok.
Link: O.o
So they head off to the Market, to see if they can 'round up anyone for the journey. They finally get to the Market, and Malon and Link start arguing...
Malon: If you can, please try not to recruit any Pirates.
Brandy: The Great Fairy, already told us we going to end up having a whole crew of pirates on our boat.
Malon: But what if, because she said that we were going to have a crew of pirates, we'll just go out and look for a bunch of pirates, and not normal people or sailors.
Link: But, what if the pirates really help us on our trip, like, some one tries to attack our ship! They could be really handy.
Malon: Or they could cut our throats while we're sleeping!
Link: Or they could come in handy!
Malon: They're bloody pirates! Of course they're going to betray us!
Gollum: Pirates are cool! ^-^
Malon: THEY ARE NOT COOL! THEY ARE DIRTY, ROTTEN, BACKSTABING...
Link: We get the point Malon! So shut up!
Malon: Well, I don't want any pirates, unless it's absolutely necessary.
Nabooru has become obsessed with her weight ever since Gollum called her fat.
Nabooru: Link, do you think I'm fat?
Link: No.
Nabooru: Pippin, do you think I'm fat?
Pippin: No.
Nabooru: Merry, do you think I'm fat?
Merry: No.
Nabooru: Zelda, do you think I'm fat?
Zelda: No.
Nabooru: Malon, do you think I'm fat?
Malon: No.
Nabooru: Saria, do you think I'm fat?
Saria: No.
Nabooru: Brandy, do you think I'm fat?
Brandy: No.
Nabooru: Gollum, do you think I'm fat/.
Gollum: Yesessesesesesesss.
Nabooru: T_T I want a Slim-Fast!
Link pulls out Slim-Fast in a bottle, and gives it to Saria.
Saria: I'm not the one who asked for one!
Link: Oh, really! You're the only fat one here.
Saria: T_T Now I do want a Slim-Fast!
Link gives both Saria and Nabooru a Slim-Fast.
Link: Forget about how you look, we need a crew, so Malon, we'll try your way for a while.
Malon: YAY!!!! ^-^
So they waited, and waited, and finally someone finally came to sign up...
Person: Are you guys going to Middle Earth?
Brandy: Yes, and you are...
Gollum: It's that evil Samsess!
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So that is the 5th chapter. Sorry it was so short, but that's why I update so often. If you want to be in my story please send me a review, stating that you would like to be in my story, and tell me what you'd want to be in the story. So, until I update, please R&R, see ya!