Ok...so in the last chapter, they found Sam. In this chapter they are going to go to Terminia. Oh, and if you have any good ideas, please e- mail me at Riddlemaster103@aol.com, or send me a review with your ideas...I'm starting to go dry on ideas...well anyways, here is chapter 6!
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Gollum: Evil Hobbitsess! We will kills you, nasty Sam!
Gollum jumps after Sam, but he ducks out of the way.
Sam: Get back sneeker! I've got Sting!
Gollum: Why do you call us namses?
Sam: Can you say anything normal?
Gollum: What do you mean, normal?
Sam: Like, instead of Hobbitsess, Hobbits, and instead of namses, names, you know, things like that.
Gollum: But the way we says it is right, and the way you says it is wrong!
Sam: Sure, stinker.
Gollum: Shut upsess, with calling us namses.
Sam: No!
Gollum: I will get my revenge on you! Evil Samsess, I will. When you least expect it, I will sneaksess up behind you, and I will KILL you! You nasty hobbitsess.
Sam: Don't make me get the rope!
Gollum: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sam: I will!
Gollum: Stupid, fat Hobbitsess!
Sam pulls out his rope, and ties Gollum up with it.
Gollum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BURNS US!!!!!!! TAKE IT OFF OF US!!
Everyone in the Market: O.o
Sam: Be quiet! I don't want any attention.
Gollum: TAKE IT OF US AND WE'LL STOPSESS!
Sam: Fine, but no more attention!
Sam took the rope off of Gollum.
Link: Why do you not want any attention?
Sam: Because, I don't remember how I got here, but, when I was in Middle Earth, I remember being chased by a Black Rider, and then I went unconscious, then I woke up, by a lake, where I saw a man fish! I told him about Middle Earth, and he said, some crazy folks, over in the Market, are trying to get a crew to go there! Of course I was thrilled, but on my way here, I saw a Black Rider, and it came after me, but I lost it. That's why I don't want to too much attention, and better yet, I'd like to have none. In case those nasty Black Riders show up and ask questions. But now they're gonna be able to find us, because of him!
Sam pointed to Gollum.
Malon: What are these "Black Riders"
Sam: Well, they used to be 9 men kings, that were each given a ring by Sauron, that would give them each the will and strength to rule they're part of Middle Earth, but what they did not know, was that Sauron made one Ring to rule them all.
Gollum: Yesss...yessss...our precious.
Sam noticed an old man, with a hooded robe that hid his face, Sam thought he sensed something oddly familiar about him. But that notion soon passed.
Nabooru: You know, no one but Sam has signed agreed to be part of our crew, I think we should look for pirates.
Malon: If we must...
Link: Good! So, does anyone know where to find some pirates?
Nabooru: Well, I have a cousin in Terminia, and she's a pirate.
Link: So it's settled, we're going to Terminia!
Ganondorf: LINK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
Link: How the crap did you escape the Sacred Realm!
Ganondorf: I have the Triforce of Power! I over powered it, and I escaped! AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THERE!!!!!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Well, I have the Triforce of Courage! So, I'll be able to stand up and fight you!
Zelda: And I have the Triforce of Wisdom, so I'll be able to out choose the right decicions, 'cuz I'm wise!
Link: And what is the wise thing to do?
Zelda: Well, we sure as heck, can't fight him!
Link: So, we have to...
Zelda: RUN!
Ganondorf is throwing balls of fire at them! Ganondorf finally gets them cornered.
Ganondorf: ARE YOU READY TO DIE LINK!!!!
Link: I'm the Hero of Time! You can't kill me!
Ganondorf: OH YES I CAN!!!! WHO SAYS I CAN'T!!!
Link (weakly): Me...
Ganondorf: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Link: Well, maybe we can negotiate...
Ganondorf: Like, Triforce negotiations?
Link: Maybe...
Ganondorf: Hows about, I get to use the other two parts of the Triforce, for 3 wishes?
Link: Why not just ask us to give you the Triforce Pieces?
Ganondorf: Because I knew you'd say no.
Link: Sounds good to me, what about you Zelda?
Zelda: NO!
Ganondorf starts shooting tiny fire balls at Zelda's feet, making her dance.
Zelda: Ouch...eek...fine!...owww!...I'll let...eek...you...borrow...OWWW!...the Triforce of Wisdom!
Ganondorf: YAY! ^-^
Link: Now can we go?
Ganondorf: Where are you going?
Link: To Terminia!
Ganondorf: Can I go! I've always wanted to visit Terminia!
Link: Sure! ^-^
So they head off to Terminia!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No!
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
*24 hour later*
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NOOO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: NOOO!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NOOO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
Ganondorf: The next person to say, "Are we the yet" I'm gonna cut them up into little pieces, and bury them separately!
Merry & Pippin's faces go pale.
Sam: We're here!
Merry & Pippin: YAY!
Saria: Hey, we should go get some hotel rooms or something.
Brandy: Yeah, I'm tired.
So they stopped at the Stock Pot Inn, where they met someone they did not expect.
Lady at the Front Counter: Hello, I am Anju, umm...did you have a reservation?
Link: Um...well no, do I know you?
Anju: You might, we get lots of tourists this time of the year, you might have seen me a few years before. Oh, and I didn't know you were coming into town, Cremia.
Link: No, I haven't ever been here before. And who is Cremia?
Anju: Why, Cremia is the girl with red hair, standing right behind you.
They could see she was talking about Malon.
Malon: Ummm...I'm not Cremia, I'm Malon.
Link: I know where I've seen you! You're the chicken lady at Kakiro Village!
Anju: I'm sorry, but, I've never stepped out of Terminia.
Link: Well, anyway, we need rooms.
Anju: I'm sorry, we're full, like I said it's tourist season.
Ganondorf: Please give us a room.
Anju: I'm, sorry, but I can't.
Ganondorf: GIVE US A ROOM, OR I'LL BE FORCED TO BURN THIS HOTEL DOWN TO THE GROUND, AND I'LL BUILD A HOTEL NAMED AFTER ME, AND YOU'LL BE FORCED TO BE AN EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!!!
Anju: O.O
Link: He's got a bad temper.
Anju (barely able to speak): Oh, in that case with a group this big, you'll have to rent out the whole hotel. I'll be back in a minute; I just need to get the keys from the other guests.
Sure enough, 5 minutes later, The windmill-guy look-alike, the twin sisters, the twin brothers, a Goron name Link, and Anju's Grandma were all leaving with unpleasant words.
Goron Link: This is unfair! Goro! I will never come here again! Goro!
Windmill-guy Look-alike: Doo Doo Doooooo! Doo Doo Doooo! Do do do do do do do! *playing his record player thingy*
Twin Sister 1: Hmph!
Twin Sister 2: Don't bother us!
Twin Brother 1: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Twin Brother 2: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Anju's Grandma: Now, Tortus, Don't do this to your dear, Mum.
Anju: I'm not, Tortus, Grandma! I'm his daughter.
Anju's Grandma: Well, whatever you say, Tortus, I'll be back to tell you a bedtime story.
All: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ganondorf: She thinks you're her son! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anju: She's still in denial, ever since my dad died.
Pippin: Oh, I'm sorry, how long ago did she die?
Anju: Oh, about 17 years ago.
All: O.o
Merry: She's still in denial?
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anju: It's not funny, she's in therapy!
Brandy: She's going to need more than therapy, if it's been 17 years!
Saria: Yeah! She needs to be in a mental hospital!
Anju: We don't have one of those.
Pippin: Well, I guess we should start getting rooms now.
Anju: You guys are going to have to share rooms, there are going to have to be probably 4 in the big room, and then 2-3 per room, oh, and I'll have to share a room with a couple people.
Everyone started arguing over who would get what room.
Anju: Before you decide which rooms to be in, may I suggest going to see a play? It's one of the attractions they're doing for the carnival. It's a play about the Four Giants.
Pippin: And who are these "Four Giants"?
Anju: They protect us from harm. They each live in the four different parts of Terminia. One resides in the Swamp, one resides in the Mountains, one resides in the Ocean, and the last resides in a Valley. The play, shows that 7 years ago, a young boy came to Terminia, and when the moon was about to fall, he called all four of them together to stop the moon from falling.
Merry: Ok, we'll o to the play.
Brandy: do you want to come with us?
Anju: well, I'd like to, but I have to watch the Inn.
Saria: Anju, we rented the whole hotel out, no one is going to be here.
Anju: Well, ok, then, I'll come along! ^-^
*later 5 minutes before the play*
Link: Popcorn?
Brandy: Check!
Link: Milk?
Brandy: Check!
Link: Nachos?
Brandy: Check!
Link: Twizzlers?
Brandy: umm...what are Twizzlers?
Link: Oh, they haven't invented them yet. Just scratch that one off.
Sam: Is there any Pipe Weed?
Merry & Pippin: Yeah!
Link: Don't you see the sign?
Merry, Pippin, & Sam: What sign.
Ganondorf: The one that says no smoking!
Pippin, Merry, & Sam pout.
Brandy: Don't cry Pippin!
Saria: I LOVE YOU PIPPIN!!!
Pippin slowly backs away from Saria & Brandy.
Brandy & Saria: WE LOVE YOU PIPPIN!!!
Gollum: Did you get some fishess?
Link hands Gollum about 20 fish in a bottle.
Anju: Be quiet! The play is starting!
It was dark outside, and the stage was lit by candlelight. (the play is an outdoor play)
Brandy (whispers to Gollum): Did you notices that the four teenagers sitting behind us, keep getting refills on popcorn, and dumping it under our seats?
Gollum was to bust eating fish, to even listen to Brandy.
Gollum: We likes fishess! ^-^
Gollum bit into a fish.
Gollum: Yummy!
Everyone else started to notice the four teenagers, sitting in the row behind them.
4 Four Teenagers (whispers): Heh...he...he...he, go get another refill.
As soon as he got back Ganondorf turned around...
Ganondorf (harsh whisper): If you guys don't settle down, I'm gonna have you escorted of the premises!
Three of the Teenagers settled down...
Fourth Teenager (harsh whisper): Wha'd he say! I couldn't hear him! Wha'd he say!
The other three were dead silence.
Ganondorf (harsh whisper): I said! If you don't settle down, I'm gonna have you escorted of the premises!
The four teenagers were quiet for the rest of the play.
Sam: How rude! The nerve of some kids!
Nabooru: The pile of popcorn under our seats, was at least half a foot high!
Brandy: People like that make me irritated!
Gollum: Fissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh! ^-^
Link: Well, I'm tired. Lets get back to the Inn, and go too sleep.
*now at the Stock Pot Him*
Gollum: We've got to usesss the bathroom.
Gollum goes into the bathroom, and all of a sudden they hear him shriek.
Gollum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!\
All: What happened!
Gollum: We were about to use the bathroom, when...when...when...a hand came out of the toilet!
All: O.O BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gollum: It was not funnyssssss! It scaress us!
Nabooru: Let's just go to bed! I'm tired!
Gollum: Fatty!
Nabooru whimpers, and drinks a Slim-Fast.
Brandy: Yeah, let's go to bed.
Gollum: Not 'till I use the bathroom.
Anju: Just use a pot from the kitchen.
Gollum: WHAT!!!
Anju: It's ok, I can buy a new one, we'll just throw that one out.
Gollum: So, you're saying, you wantss usss to crapsess in a pot?!
Anju: Yes.
Gollum: Well, ok. It's your potsesss.
So, Gollum went downstairs into the kitchen, and, crapped in the pot.
Gollum: Hey, you guysess, looks at this!
Ganondorf: We don't want to look at your crap!
Gollum: You'll want to look at this!
So, everyone went downstairs, and were amazed by what they saw.
All: O.O
Link: It's glowing blue!
Nabooru: there's a wing twitching in it!
Pippin: Gollum, what have you been eating?!
Gollum: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
Pippin: No, no, just this morning.
Gollum: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
Pippin: What else.
Gollum: Well, we ates Navi.
All: Navi.
They all hear a faint noise, and they listen closely, they realize it's coming from Gollum's crap. They listen closely and they hear a faint, "hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey," over and over again.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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That's the end of chapter 6. I have a few comments to make, I got the idea for the scene with the four teenagers, when Me, my dad, my sister, and a friend of mine (Johnny) went to go see the Fellowship of the Ring at the theatres. My dad said what Ganondorf had said, and I wanted to put that in the story. The part when Pippin and Gollum were discussing what they ate. That was from Spounge Bob, and I do not own Spounge Bob. So, until next time, farewell! Please review and if you want to be in my story, please, send me a review saying so, and tell me what part you would like to play. See ya' later!
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Gollum: Evil Hobbitsess! We will kills you, nasty Sam!
Gollum jumps after Sam, but he ducks out of the way.
Sam: Get back sneeker! I've got Sting!
Gollum: Why do you call us namses?
Sam: Can you say anything normal?
Gollum: What do you mean, normal?
Sam: Like, instead of Hobbitsess, Hobbits, and instead of namses, names, you know, things like that.
Gollum: But the way we says it is right, and the way you says it is wrong!
Sam: Sure, stinker.
Gollum: Shut upsess, with calling us namses.
Sam: No!
Gollum: I will get my revenge on you! Evil Samsess, I will. When you least expect it, I will sneaksess up behind you, and I will KILL you! You nasty hobbitsess.
Sam: Don't make me get the rope!
Gollum: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sam: I will!
Gollum: Stupid, fat Hobbitsess!
Sam pulls out his rope, and ties Gollum up with it.
Gollum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BURNS US!!!!!!! TAKE IT OFF OF US!!
Everyone in the Market: O.o
Sam: Be quiet! I don't want any attention.
Gollum: TAKE IT OF US AND WE'LL STOPSESS!
Sam: Fine, but no more attention!
Sam took the rope off of Gollum.
Link: Why do you not want any attention?
Sam: Because, I don't remember how I got here, but, when I was in Middle Earth, I remember being chased by a Black Rider, and then I went unconscious, then I woke up, by a lake, where I saw a man fish! I told him about Middle Earth, and he said, some crazy folks, over in the Market, are trying to get a crew to go there! Of course I was thrilled, but on my way here, I saw a Black Rider, and it came after me, but I lost it. That's why I don't want to too much attention, and better yet, I'd like to have none. In case those nasty Black Riders show up and ask questions. But now they're gonna be able to find us, because of him!
Sam pointed to Gollum.
Malon: What are these "Black Riders"
Sam: Well, they used to be 9 men kings, that were each given a ring by Sauron, that would give them each the will and strength to rule they're part of Middle Earth, but what they did not know, was that Sauron made one Ring to rule them all.
Gollum: Yesss...yessss...our precious.
Sam noticed an old man, with a hooded robe that hid his face, Sam thought he sensed something oddly familiar about him. But that notion soon passed.
Nabooru: You know, no one but Sam has signed agreed to be part of our crew, I think we should look for pirates.
Malon: If we must...
Link: Good! So, does anyone know where to find some pirates?
Nabooru: Well, I have a cousin in Terminia, and she's a pirate.
Link: So it's settled, we're going to Terminia!
Ganondorf: LINK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
Link: How the crap did you escape the Sacred Realm!
Ganondorf: I have the Triforce of Power! I over powered it, and I escaped! AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THERE!!!!!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Well, I have the Triforce of Courage! So, I'll be able to stand up and fight you!
Zelda: And I have the Triforce of Wisdom, so I'll be able to out choose the right decicions, 'cuz I'm wise!
Link: And what is the wise thing to do?
Zelda: Well, we sure as heck, can't fight him!
Link: So, we have to...
Zelda: RUN!
Ganondorf is throwing balls of fire at them! Ganondorf finally gets them cornered.
Ganondorf: ARE YOU READY TO DIE LINK!!!!
Link: I'm the Hero of Time! You can't kill me!
Ganondorf: OH YES I CAN!!!! WHO SAYS I CAN'T!!!
Link (weakly): Me...
Ganondorf: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Link: Well, maybe we can negotiate...
Ganondorf: Like, Triforce negotiations?
Link: Maybe...
Ganondorf: Hows about, I get to use the other two parts of the Triforce, for 3 wishes?
Link: Why not just ask us to give you the Triforce Pieces?
Ganondorf: Because I knew you'd say no.
Link: Sounds good to me, what about you Zelda?
Zelda: NO!
Ganondorf starts shooting tiny fire balls at Zelda's feet, making her dance.
Zelda: Ouch...eek...fine!...owww!...I'll let...eek...you...borrow...OWWW!...the Triforce of Wisdom!
Ganondorf: YAY! ^-^
Link: Now can we go?
Ganondorf: Where are you going?
Link: To Terminia!
Ganondorf: Can I go! I've always wanted to visit Terminia!
Link: Sure! ^-^
So they head off to Terminia!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: No!
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: No!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
*24 hour later*
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NOOO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
All: NOOO!
Pippin: Are we there yet?
All: NOOO!
Merry: Are we there yet?
Ganondorf: The next person to say, "Are we the yet" I'm gonna cut them up into little pieces, and bury them separately!
Merry & Pippin's faces go pale.
Sam: We're here!
Merry & Pippin: YAY!
Saria: Hey, we should go get some hotel rooms or something.
Brandy: Yeah, I'm tired.
So they stopped at the Stock Pot Inn, where they met someone they did not expect.
Lady at the Front Counter: Hello, I am Anju, umm...did you have a reservation?
Link: Um...well no, do I know you?
Anju: You might, we get lots of tourists this time of the year, you might have seen me a few years before. Oh, and I didn't know you were coming into town, Cremia.
Link: No, I haven't ever been here before. And who is Cremia?
Anju: Why, Cremia is the girl with red hair, standing right behind you.
They could see she was talking about Malon.
Malon: Ummm...I'm not Cremia, I'm Malon.
Link: I know where I've seen you! You're the chicken lady at Kakiro Village!
Anju: I'm sorry, but, I've never stepped out of Terminia.
Link: Well, anyway, we need rooms.
Anju: I'm sorry, we're full, like I said it's tourist season.
Ganondorf: Please give us a room.
Anju: I'm, sorry, but I can't.
Ganondorf: GIVE US A ROOM, OR I'LL BE FORCED TO BURN THIS HOTEL DOWN TO THE GROUND, AND I'LL BUILD A HOTEL NAMED AFTER ME, AND YOU'LL BE FORCED TO BE AN EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!!!
Anju: O.O
Link: He's got a bad temper.
Anju (barely able to speak): Oh, in that case with a group this big, you'll have to rent out the whole hotel. I'll be back in a minute; I just need to get the keys from the other guests.
Sure enough, 5 minutes later, The windmill-guy look-alike, the twin sisters, the twin brothers, a Goron name Link, and Anju's Grandma were all leaving with unpleasant words.
Goron Link: This is unfair! Goro! I will never come here again! Goro!
Windmill-guy Look-alike: Doo Doo Doooooo! Doo Doo Doooo! Do do do do do do do! *playing his record player thingy*
Twin Sister 1: Hmph!
Twin Sister 2: Don't bother us!
Twin Brother 1: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Twin Brother 2: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Anju's Grandma: Now, Tortus, Don't do this to your dear, Mum.
Anju: I'm not, Tortus, Grandma! I'm his daughter.
Anju's Grandma: Well, whatever you say, Tortus, I'll be back to tell you a bedtime story.
All: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ganondorf: She thinks you're her son! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anju: She's still in denial, ever since my dad died.
Pippin: Oh, I'm sorry, how long ago did she die?
Anju: Oh, about 17 years ago.
All: O.o
Merry: She's still in denial?
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anju: It's not funny, she's in therapy!
Brandy: She's going to need more than therapy, if it's been 17 years!
Saria: Yeah! She needs to be in a mental hospital!
Anju: We don't have one of those.
Pippin: Well, I guess we should start getting rooms now.
Anju: You guys are going to have to share rooms, there are going to have to be probably 4 in the big room, and then 2-3 per room, oh, and I'll have to share a room with a couple people.
Everyone started arguing over who would get what room.
Anju: Before you decide which rooms to be in, may I suggest going to see a play? It's one of the attractions they're doing for the carnival. It's a play about the Four Giants.
Pippin: And who are these "Four Giants"?
Anju: They protect us from harm. They each live in the four different parts of Terminia. One resides in the Swamp, one resides in the Mountains, one resides in the Ocean, and the last resides in a Valley. The play, shows that 7 years ago, a young boy came to Terminia, and when the moon was about to fall, he called all four of them together to stop the moon from falling.
Merry: Ok, we'll o to the play.
Brandy: do you want to come with us?
Anju: well, I'd like to, but I have to watch the Inn.
Saria: Anju, we rented the whole hotel out, no one is going to be here.
Anju: Well, ok, then, I'll come along! ^-^
*later 5 minutes before the play*
Link: Popcorn?
Brandy: Check!
Link: Milk?
Brandy: Check!
Link: Nachos?
Brandy: Check!
Link: Twizzlers?
Brandy: umm...what are Twizzlers?
Link: Oh, they haven't invented them yet. Just scratch that one off.
Sam: Is there any Pipe Weed?
Merry & Pippin: Yeah!
Link: Don't you see the sign?
Merry, Pippin, & Sam: What sign.
Ganondorf: The one that says no smoking!
Pippin, Merry, & Sam pout.
Brandy: Don't cry Pippin!
Saria: I LOVE YOU PIPPIN!!!
Pippin slowly backs away from Saria & Brandy.
Brandy & Saria: WE LOVE YOU PIPPIN!!!
Gollum: Did you get some fishess?
Link hands Gollum about 20 fish in a bottle.
Anju: Be quiet! The play is starting!
It was dark outside, and the stage was lit by candlelight. (the play is an outdoor play)
Brandy (whispers to Gollum): Did you notices that the four teenagers sitting behind us, keep getting refills on popcorn, and dumping it under our seats?
Gollum was to bust eating fish, to even listen to Brandy.
Gollum: We likes fishess! ^-^
Gollum bit into a fish.
Gollum: Yummy!
Everyone else started to notice the four teenagers, sitting in the row behind them.
4 Four Teenagers (whispers): Heh...he...he...he, go get another refill.
As soon as he got back Ganondorf turned around...
Ganondorf (harsh whisper): If you guys don't settle down, I'm gonna have you escorted of the premises!
Three of the Teenagers settled down...
Fourth Teenager (harsh whisper): Wha'd he say! I couldn't hear him! Wha'd he say!
The other three were dead silence.
Ganondorf (harsh whisper): I said! If you don't settle down, I'm gonna have you escorted of the premises!
The four teenagers were quiet for the rest of the play.
Sam: How rude! The nerve of some kids!
Nabooru: The pile of popcorn under our seats, was at least half a foot high!
Brandy: People like that make me irritated!
Gollum: Fissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh! ^-^
Link: Well, I'm tired. Lets get back to the Inn, and go too sleep.
*now at the Stock Pot Him*
Gollum: We've got to usesss the bathroom.
Gollum goes into the bathroom, and all of a sudden they hear him shriek.
Gollum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!\
All: What happened!
Gollum: We were about to use the bathroom, when...when...when...a hand came out of the toilet!
All: O.O BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gollum: It was not funnyssssss! It scaress us!
Nabooru: Let's just go to bed! I'm tired!
Gollum: Fatty!
Nabooru whimpers, and drinks a Slim-Fast.
Brandy: Yeah, let's go to bed.
Gollum: Not 'till I use the bathroom.
Anju: Just use a pot from the kitchen.
Gollum: WHAT!!!
Anju: It's ok, I can buy a new one, we'll just throw that one out.
Gollum: So, you're saying, you wantss usss to crapsess in a pot?!
Anju: Yes.
Gollum: Well, ok. It's your potsesss.
So, Gollum went downstairs into the kitchen, and, crapped in the pot.
Gollum: Hey, you guysess, looks at this!
Ganondorf: We don't want to look at your crap!
Gollum: You'll want to look at this!
So, everyone went downstairs, and were amazed by what they saw.
All: O.O
Link: It's glowing blue!
Nabooru: there's a wing twitching in it!
Pippin: Gollum, what have you been eating?!
Gollum: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
Pippin: No, no, just this morning.
Gollum: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
Pippin: What else.
Gollum: Well, we ates Navi.
All: Navi.
They all hear a faint noise, and they listen closely, they realize it's coming from Gollum's crap. They listen closely and they hear a faint, "hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey," over and over again.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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That's the end of chapter 6. I have a few comments to make, I got the idea for the scene with the four teenagers, when Me, my dad, my sister, and a friend of mine (Johnny) went to go see the Fellowship of the Ring at the theatres. My dad said what Ganondorf had said, and I wanted to put that in the story. The part when Pippin and Gollum were discussing what they ate. That was from Spounge Bob, and I do not own Spounge Bob. So, until next time, farewell! Please review and if you want to be in my story, please, send me a review saying so, and tell me what part you would like to play. See ya' later!