Ok, so, I've just uploaded two chapters, and now I'm writing another one! I think I have too much time on my hands, I'm gonna put two new characters into this chapter, possibly even more! The two, I'm definatley are putting in are, two reviewrs, that requested to be in my story. Thank you, to all who has reviewed, and now I shall write the 7th chapter!
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Chapter 7 The Coming of Legolas, Triowyn, and Child of da Forest!
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Legolas: Owwww! How did we get here?
Triowyn: I don't...know...?
Legolas: The last thing I remember, we were trying to running from a Black Rider, and then I blacked out.
Triowyn: That's all I can remember, where are we?
All of a sudden, all small plant shook, and out popped a plant, that also, looked like a person.
Legolas: What are you?!
Plant: I am a Deku Scrub! ^-^
Triowyn: And what is your name?
Plant: I'm Child of da Forest, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Triowyn: Okayyyy....can you tell us where we are.
Child of da Forest: Yo' dis be Terminia.
Legolas: Okayyyy....where is the nearest town?
Child of da Forest: Yo' man, Clock Town is probably he nearset, hey lemme help y'all get there.
Triowyn: Ummmm, I'm not sure we'll need your help...
Child of da Forest: Naww, naww, is all good, I can help, I got nuttin' betta to do.
Legolas: Ummm...ok then...
*meanwhile*
Zelda: Gollum, your crap freaks me out.
Link: I wash I still had a fairy! T_T
Saria: I'm glad I've still got mine!
Gollum: You have a fairy?!
Saria: Well, yeah, she always likes to stay in my pocket thought, here lemme get her out for you!
Gollum: Yesss....precious....get the tasy....fairy outs....for ussss...
Saria: See! ^-^ her name's Sarah! ^-^
Gollum: She...looks...pretty tasty....precious...
Saria just realized, that Gollum had tricked her into getting her fairy out, so he could eat her. She tried to put the fairy back in her pocket, but it was too late...Gollum had grabbed the fairy, and had already started putting it down his throat!
Saria (shreiked): NOOOOOO!!!
But Gollum had swallowed, Saria's fariy was no more.
Saria: I hate you Gollum!
Gollum: That was a good fairy, needs more fish, though...
Saria (bitterly): Well, I hope you enjoted it! You're coming to her funeral!
*later at the funeral*
Link: Dearly Beloved, we are gatered her today in honor of...
Saria: WE'RE AT A FUNERAL!!! NOT A WEDDING!!!
Link: Oh, sorry...heh...he...he...We are gathered her today, in memory of Sarah...
So Link went on like that for a while, and thenit was Gollums turn to go up and say something about Sarah...
Gollum: She was a tasty fairy, she needed more fish though...
After Sarah's funeral, they all went back to the Stock Pot Inn.
Anju: I'm sorry, there are no vacancies left, we're booked.
There were three people at the front desk talking to Anju, Link knew one of them was a Deku Scrub, but the other two he was guessing, where Hyrulians.
Sam, Merry, & Pippin: Legolas!
Legolas: What are you guys doing here?! Sam, I thought you were with Frodo, and Merry and Pippin, Gimli, Aragorn, and I couldn't find you!
Pippin: Well, truth is we don't know how we got here...In fact, that's what we're trying to figure out...
Merry: We think we maybe able to sail over to Middle Earth, but I'm not so sure...
Link: What do you mean! It was the Great Fairy who told us we could!
Merry: She said we MIGHT, be able to sail across. And, I personalyy don't trust someone, who wears more stuff on her fance, than her entire body!
Zelda: The Great Fairy is always right!
Malon punches Saria in the jaw.
Saria: What was that for?!
Malon: I saw you eyeing Meriodoc like that!
Saria: I wasn't looking at Merry, I was looking at Pippin!
Pippin: SARIA, YOU AND BRANDY STOP FIGHTING OVER ME!!! I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF YOU!
Saria & Brandy: WE LOVE YOU PIPPIN!!! T_T
Gollum: Are there anymore fairies?
Legolas just noticed Gollum was there.
Legolas: Die! Gollum!
Legolas pulled out his bow and arrow, ans shot Gollum, but surprizingly enough, it didn't hurt him.
Link: Why aren't you dead?! He got you in the heart.
Saria: I know, It was 'cuz he ate the fairies!
Gollum: We like fairies...yesss...yesss...precious! ^-^
Legolas: I will find a way to kill you Gollum! Some day! I swear it!
Sam: Well, when you do, tell me, I want to be there.
Gollum: WE WILLS KILLS YOU SAM!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DIE EVIL HOBBITSESS!!
Gollum starts srangling Sam, Simpsons style. While, banging Sams head into the floor.
Sam: Sorry! *BANG* I *BANG* wont *BANG* hurt *BANG* you *BANG*
Gollum: Sayssss uncle!
Sam: Uncle! *BANG* Uncle! *BANG* Uncle! *BANG*
Gollum stopped strangling Sam.
Sam: I'll get you back, stinker!
Gollum was about to attack Sam again when Pippin said, "Don't make me get the rope!"
Child of da Forest: Yo' dat is wack!
Child of da Forest starts singing to the tune of, "Our House in the Middle of the Street"
Child of da Forest (sings):
Our Hizzle!
In the middle of the street!
Our Hizzle!
In the middle of the street!
All: O.o
Brandy: Okayyyyyy...I bet Pippin could sing wayyyyyyyy better than you, you, Deku Scrub!
Child of da Forest: Yo'! My name ain't Deku Scrub, is Child of da Forest! And yo' yo man Pippin can't sing betta than me!
Saria: Oh, yes he could!
Pippin: Umm...I'm not much of a singer...
Saria: Well, then let's have a singing contest!
Brandy: Yeah! And every one has to enter!
All: Ok!
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So, that's my story so far, and yes I know, It was kind short, but that's why I update so often. So in the next chapter, they're all going to have a singing contest. If you want to be in my story please send me a review saying you'd like to be in it, and even if you don't want to be in my story, please send me a review anyway. Well, see ya!
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Chapter 7 The Coming of Legolas, Triowyn, and Child of da Forest!
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Legolas: Owwww! How did we get here?
Triowyn: I don't...know...?
Legolas: The last thing I remember, we were trying to running from a Black Rider, and then I blacked out.
Triowyn: That's all I can remember, where are we?
All of a sudden, all small plant shook, and out popped a plant, that also, looked like a person.
Legolas: What are you?!
Plant: I am a Deku Scrub! ^-^
Triowyn: And what is your name?
Plant: I'm Child of da Forest, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Triowyn: Okayyyy....can you tell us where we are.
Child of da Forest: Yo' dis be Terminia.
Legolas: Okayyyy....where is the nearest town?
Child of da Forest: Yo' man, Clock Town is probably he nearset, hey lemme help y'all get there.
Triowyn: Ummmm, I'm not sure we'll need your help...
Child of da Forest: Naww, naww, is all good, I can help, I got nuttin' betta to do.
Legolas: Ummm...ok then...
*meanwhile*
Zelda: Gollum, your crap freaks me out.
Link: I wash I still had a fairy! T_T
Saria: I'm glad I've still got mine!
Gollum: You have a fairy?!
Saria: Well, yeah, she always likes to stay in my pocket thought, here lemme get her out for you!
Gollum: Yesss....precious....get the tasy....fairy outs....for ussss...
Saria: See! ^-^ her name's Sarah! ^-^
Gollum: She...looks...pretty tasty....precious...
Saria just realized, that Gollum had tricked her into getting her fairy out, so he could eat her. She tried to put the fairy back in her pocket, but it was too late...Gollum had grabbed the fairy, and had already started putting it down his throat!
Saria (shreiked): NOOOOOO!!!
But Gollum had swallowed, Saria's fariy was no more.
Saria: I hate you Gollum!
Gollum: That was a good fairy, needs more fish, though...
Saria (bitterly): Well, I hope you enjoted it! You're coming to her funeral!
*later at the funeral*
Link: Dearly Beloved, we are gatered her today in honor of...
Saria: WE'RE AT A FUNERAL!!! NOT A WEDDING!!!
Link: Oh, sorry...heh...he...he...We are gathered her today, in memory of Sarah...
So Link went on like that for a while, and thenit was Gollums turn to go up and say something about Sarah...
Gollum: She was a tasty fairy, she needed more fish though...
After Sarah's funeral, they all went back to the Stock Pot Inn.
Anju: I'm sorry, there are no vacancies left, we're booked.
There were three people at the front desk talking to Anju, Link knew one of them was a Deku Scrub, but the other two he was guessing, where Hyrulians.
Sam, Merry, & Pippin: Legolas!
Legolas: What are you guys doing here?! Sam, I thought you were with Frodo, and Merry and Pippin, Gimli, Aragorn, and I couldn't find you!
Pippin: Well, truth is we don't know how we got here...In fact, that's what we're trying to figure out...
Merry: We think we maybe able to sail over to Middle Earth, but I'm not so sure...
Link: What do you mean! It was the Great Fairy who told us we could!
Merry: She said we MIGHT, be able to sail across. And, I personalyy don't trust someone, who wears more stuff on her fance, than her entire body!
Zelda: The Great Fairy is always right!
Malon punches Saria in the jaw.
Saria: What was that for?!
Malon: I saw you eyeing Meriodoc like that!
Saria: I wasn't looking at Merry, I was looking at Pippin!
Pippin: SARIA, YOU AND BRANDY STOP FIGHTING OVER ME!!! I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF YOU!
Saria & Brandy: WE LOVE YOU PIPPIN!!! T_T
Gollum: Are there anymore fairies?
Legolas just noticed Gollum was there.
Legolas: Die! Gollum!
Legolas pulled out his bow and arrow, ans shot Gollum, but surprizingly enough, it didn't hurt him.
Link: Why aren't you dead?! He got you in the heart.
Saria: I know, It was 'cuz he ate the fairies!
Gollum: We like fairies...yesss...yesss...precious! ^-^
Legolas: I will find a way to kill you Gollum! Some day! I swear it!
Sam: Well, when you do, tell me, I want to be there.
Gollum: WE WILLS KILLS YOU SAM!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DIE EVIL HOBBITSESS!!
Gollum starts srangling Sam, Simpsons style. While, banging Sams head into the floor.
Sam: Sorry! *BANG* I *BANG* wont *BANG* hurt *BANG* you *BANG*
Gollum: Sayssss uncle!
Sam: Uncle! *BANG* Uncle! *BANG* Uncle! *BANG*
Gollum stopped strangling Sam.
Sam: I'll get you back, stinker!
Gollum was about to attack Sam again when Pippin said, "Don't make me get the rope!"
Child of da Forest: Yo' dat is wack!
Child of da Forest starts singing to the tune of, "Our House in the Middle of the Street"
Child of da Forest (sings):
Our Hizzle!
In the middle of the street!
Our Hizzle!
In the middle of the street!
All: O.o
Brandy: Okayyyyyy...I bet Pippin could sing wayyyyyyyy better than you, you, Deku Scrub!
Child of da Forest: Yo'! My name ain't Deku Scrub, is Child of da Forest! And yo' yo man Pippin can't sing betta than me!
Saria: Oh, yes he could!
Pippin: Umm...I'm not much of a singer...
Saria: Well, then let's have a singing contest!
Brandy: Yeah! And every one has to enter!
All: Ok!
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So, that's my story so far, and yes I know, It was kind short, but that's why I update so often. So in the next chapter, they're all going to have a singing contest. If you want to be in my story please send me a review saying you'd like to be in it, and even if you don't want to be in my story, please send me a review anyway. Well, see ya!