Hullo! Thanks to a reviewer of mine, I have found some mistakes in
my last story. The song I called 6 Feet Under is actually called One Last
Breath. And It's sung by Creed and not Arrowsmith. But, I had already
written 2 stories for that day, and by the time I had gotten to that part
of the chapter, it really late, and the night before I had only had 3 hours
of sleep. I had only gotten 3 hours of sleep because, I went to bed at
3:00 am after writing another chapter for my fanfic, and my mom woke me at
7:00 am to tell me she was going to the hospital, because she thought she
was about to have the baby! (The baby is a boy, and his name in Anthony,
but I call him Pippin, because a few months ago we thinking of names for
the baby, and I started naming things from Lord of the Rings, and she
freaked out when I got to Pippin. She started saying things like, Pippin!
We are NOT naming him PIPPIN! So I decided, I was going to call him
Pippin, and I've stuck with that name. Every now and then, mom will
accidentally call him Pippin.) Well, anyway, With the baby just having
been born, it was late at night, I had school the next morning, I had 3
hours of sleep the night before, I was straining my ears to try and
decipher the words for the songs, I had already written two chapters
earlier, a lot of things were going through my head, and I couldn't
remember the title of the song, and for some reason, I was thinking the
song was written by Arrowsmith. So, now that you know that, along with my
longest authors note yet, I present to you Chapter 9!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 9 Amnesia! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Child of da Forest: Hey man! You know I didn't mean to give him amnesia! Man! You know me, dawg!
Merry: Know, I do not know a thing about you, and I am most certainly not a dog! I am a Hobbit!
Sam: And, if you haven't heard of Hobbits, maybe you've heard of Shire- folk, or Halflings, maybe?
Child of da Forest: Yo' man! I ain't heard of any of 'um, but I didn't mean you were a dog, man! It's jus' what I call people.
Merry: You still gave Pippin amnesia!
Child of da Forest: Yo! I didn't mean to give him amnesia! Kill im' maybe...
Merry: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Child of da Forest: Yo! Man, nuttin'! Nuttin'! I didn't say nuttin' dawg!
Merry: DON'T CALL ME DAWG! I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!
Merry punched Child in da Forest in the snout thing (If any of you remember, Child of da Forest is a Deku Scrub, and they have those snout thingies)
Child of da Forest: Hey man! Don't be cold like that!
Merry: You said you wanted to kill, my cousin!
Child of da Forest: Yo! I'm sorry for be harsh like that! But hey, show Duke Scrub some love!
Merry: YOU WANTED TO KILL MY COUSIN!
Child of da Forest: And I said I'm sorry, but, let's think thighs through!
Link: Yes, violence is not the answer.
Merry: Well, violence seems to solve my problems!
Merry hit Child of da Forest again.
Child of da Forest: Stop dat! Dawg! I was jus playin'!
Merry: NEVER!
Merry hit him once again.
Child of da Forest: THAS IT! YOU GONNA WISH YA' HADN"T HAULED OF AND HIT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Child of da Forest started shooting Deku Nuts at Merry, from his snout thingy.
Merry: Ouch! *whack! whack! whack! whack! whack! whack! whack!*
Merry: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Merry pulls out a sheild from no where! And he reflects the Deku Nuts with it.
Child of da Forest: Ow! *whack* Dawg! You know I didn't mean that! *whack! whack! whack! whack! whack!
Zelda: If you stop shooting the Deku Nuts, they'll stop reflecting of Merry's sheild, and they'll stop hitting you!
Merry: SHADDUP!
Merry tilts his sheild, and aim the Deku Nuts at Princess Zelda. And out of nowhere an endless whole appears in the floor!
Zelda: Owwwwww! *whack*
The blows were to powerful, and she was knocked back into the whole.
Zelda: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
Nabooru: Oh my Godesess! You killed Zelda!
Merry: SHADDUP!
Me: You know, that's not a bad thing. That's just one less person I need to keep track of! ^-^
All: Where's that voice coming from?
Me: It's me! The author of this story! And I can do anything I want!
Triowyn: Prove it!
Me: Okayyyy...*evil grin*
Triowyn's hair is suddenly turned into fire!
Triowyn: AIEEEEEE!!!
Legolas: I'll help you! *dumps a bucket of water on Triowyn's head, and since her hair was made of fire, and Legolas put the Fire out...
Triowyn: AIEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'M...BALD! T_T
All: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Legolas (wiping tears from his eyes): Come on...um...mysterious voice...give her, her hair back!
Me: Oh! Sorry, where you talking to me? Well, I guess so, but on one condition!
All: What?
Me: My friend Charlotte wants to be in the story, so could you take her along?
Triowyn: YES! ANYTHING!
Me: Oh! And another thing, Legolas, me friends got the hots for you, so um...you have to like her.
Triowyn: NO!!!! LEGOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!
Legolas: You cant make me fall for your friend, Charlotte, I love Triowyn!
Me: Of course I can! I'm the narrator! And when I say you will like her! You will like her!
*poof*
Charlotte appeared!
Legolas: Sorry, Triowyn, but she's hot!
Legolas runs over to Charlotte.
Me: I told you he'd fall for her! Buh bye!
Triowyn (shreiks): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*meanwhile*
Pippin: So, you're my girlfriend?
Saria: Yup! ^-^
Pippin: And you're my back-up girlfriend, in case something happens to Saria?
Brandy: Yup! ^-^
Pippin: I really don't think I need 2 girlfriends...
Brandy: Oh! But you do!
Pippin: I'm sorry, but I don't like either of you two...
Saria: That's what you said when you had your memory, but then you got to know us.
Pippin: I really don't think there is anymore to know, you've pretty much told me your life stories!
Gollum: Pippinsess, don't listen to them, they want to tricks you, they are lying! We wouldn't ever liesss to you! You were our bestesss friend, and you always gave us fishsess! ^-^
Merry: What are you three doing?
Gollum, Saria, and Brandy: Nothing! Heh...he...he... -_-;
Merry: Pippin, what have they told you?
Pippin: Well, so far, they told me, that Saria is my girlfriend, Brandy is my back up girlfriend, and I'm Gollum's best friend.
Merry: O.o
Pippin sits there, trying to figure out who to believe...
Merry: Do you want to know what the truth is?
Pippin: Yes I do!
Merry: Ok, I'm your cousin Merry. Your full name is Perigrin Took, and my full name is Meriadoc Brandybuck, Gollum is not your best friend, You hate Saria & Brandy, but they're madly in love with you, Legolas is our elf friend, Sam is another hobbit like us, Nabooru is some Grerudo that joined us while we were at the fairy fountain, Link is a Kokiri that first found Gollum when we found ourselves here, Zelda died, but she was a princess, Triowyn is some chick that came here with Legolas, Child of da Forest is the one who gave you amnesia, Malon is my girlfriend, and me, you, Gollum, and Sam are trying to find the way back to Middle Earth.
Ganondorf: What about me!
Merry: Ganondorf is evil.
Charlotte: Don't forget me!
Merry: Umm, she just joined our group, like, right now.
Legolas: O! Fair maiden! How beautiful thee looks!
Triowyn: T_T You never said that to meeeeeee!
Mysterious Person: Ummm, can I join? I've always wanted to go sme where besides Terminia!
Link: Sure! ^-^ who are you?
Mysterious Person: I'm Nathan!
All: Hullo! Nathan! ^-^
Gollum: You don't happen to have any...fairies...do you?
Nathan: No, I'm sorry, I'm not a Kokiri, I'm a Hylian! ^-^
Link: How could you be a Hylian, if you were born in Terminia?
Nathan: My mom and Dad were Hylians, and they moved here! ^-^
Gollum: You smilesesss too much.
Nathan: I'm sorry! ^-^
Gollum: Stopsess, before we slap that smilesess right off your facesess!
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Gollum slaps Nathan...
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Link: Maybe we should go look for the Pirates now.
All: Ok! ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Ganondorf: STOP SMILING!!!
Nathan: No! ^-^
All: You just told the King of Evil no!
Nathan: Crap! ^-^
Ganondorf: You know, I like you kid! No one has ever told me no! It feels different!
Nathan: ^-^
Link: Can I say no?
Ganondorf: NO!!!!!
Link cowers back (in a tiny voice): ok...
Malon: Let's go tomorrow after breakfast.
All: Ok! ^-^
*later the next morning*
Ganondorf: What are you two doing!
Pippin: Making breakfast! ^-^
Ganondorf: We've already had breakfast.
Pippin: We've had one breakfast yes, bit what about second breakfast?
Ganondorf turns and keeps walking...
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pippin.
Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon Tea? Dinner! Supper!
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Ganondorf sudenly throws and apple back, and Merry catches it and gives it to Pippin. He throws another one back and this one hits Pippin in the head.
Merry: And quite frankly Pippin, I don't even understand how you could remember, having that amnesia thing.
Pippin: Well, I never forget a meal!
Sam: That's right!
Pippin: But I don't have amnesia anymore.
Sam & Merry: O.o since when?!
Pippin: Well, I got all my memory back, when Ganondorf hit me with the apple.
Sam: I'll bet when that Child of da Forest creature hit you in the head, you lost your memory, but when you got hit in the head again, you got your memory back! Do you get it?
Merry & Pippin: No.
Sam: Never mind.
Then suddenly, someone they knew walked up...
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So, that's my story so far, sorry I had to leave you with a cliffhanger, but I gotta go! Sorry it was such a short chapter! But, like I say, that's why I update so often, and I'm tired, becaues I wrote 3 chapters yestarday! If you want to be in my story, send me a review saying so, and even if you don't want to, review anyway! I'll update tomorrow, so until then, See ya!
-Amanda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 9 Amnesia! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Child of da Forest: Hey man! You know I didn't mean to give him amnesia! Man! You know me, dawg!
Merry: Know, I do not know a thing about you, and I am most certainly not a dog! I am a Hobbit!
Sam: And, if you haven't heard of Hobbits, maybe you've heard of Shire- folk, or Halflings, maybe?
Child of da Forest: Yo' man! I ain't heard of any of 'um, but I didn't mean you were a dog, man! It's jus' what I call people.
Merry: You still gave Pippin amnesia!
Child of da Forest: Yo! I didn't mean to give him amnesia! Kill im' maybe...
Merry: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Child of da Forest: Yo! Man, nuttin'! Nuttin'! I didn't say nuttin' dawg!
Merry: DON'T CALL ME DAWG! I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!
Merry punched Child in da Forest in the snout thing (If any of you remember, Child of da Forest is a Deku Scrub, and they have those snout thingies)
Child of da Forest: Hey man! Don't be cold like that!
Merry: You said you wanted to kill, my cousin!
Child of da Forest: Yo! I'm sorry for be harsh like that! But hey, show Duke Scrub some love!
Merry: YOU WANTED TO KILL MY COUSIN!
Child of da Forest: And I said I'm sorry, but, let's think thighs through!
Link: Yes, violence is not the answer.
Merry: Well, violence seems to solve my problems!
Merry hit Child of da Forest again.
Child of da Forest: Stop dat! Dawg! I was jus playin'!
Merry: NEVER!
Merry hit him once again.
Child of da Forest: THAS IT! YOU GONNA WISH YA' HADN"T HAULED OF AND HIT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Child of da Forest started shooting Deku Nuts at Merry, from his snout thingy.
Merry: Ouch! *whack! whack! whack! whack! whack! whack! whack!*
Merry: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Merry pulls out a sheild from no where! And he reflects the Deku Nuts with it.
Child of da Forest: Ow! *whack* Dawg! You know I didn't mean that! *whack! whack! whack! whack! whack!
Zelda: If you stop shooting the Deku Nuts, they'll stop reflecting of Merry's sheild, and they'll stop hitting you!
Merry: SHADDUP!
Merry tilts his sheild, and aim the Deku Nuts at Princess Zelda. And out of nowhere an endless whole appears in the floor!
Zelda: Owwwwww! *whack*
The blows were to powerful, and she was knocked back into the whole.
Zelda: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
Nabooru: Oh my Godesess! You killed Zelda!
Merry: SHADDUP!
Me: You know, that's not a bad thing. That's just one less person I need to keep track of! ^-^
All: Where's that voice coming from?
Me: It's me! The author of this story! And I can do anything I want!
Triowyn: Prove it!
Me: Okayyyy...*evil grin*
Triowyn's hair is suddenly turned into fire!
Triowyn: AIEEEEEE!!!
Legolas: I'll help you! *dumps a bucket of water on Triowyn's head, and since her hair was made of fire, and Legolas put the Fire out...
Triowyn: AIEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'M...BALD! T_T
All: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Legolas (wiping tears from his eyes): Come on...um...mysterious voice...give her, her hair back!
Me: Oh! Sorry, where you talking to me? Well, I guess so, but on one condition!
All: What?
Me: My friend Charlotte wants to be in the story, so could you take her along?
Triowyn: YES! ANYTHING!
Me: Oh! And another thing, Legolas, me friends got the hots for you, so um...you have to like her.
Triowyn: NO!!!! LEGOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!
Legolas: You cant make me fall for your friend, Charlotte, I love Triowyn!
Me: Of course I can! I'm the narrator! And when I say you will like her! You will like her!
*poof*
Charlotte appeared!
Legolas: Sorry, Triowyn, but she's hot!
Legolas runs over to Charlotte.
Me: I told you he'd fall for her! Buh bye!
Triowyn (shreiks): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*meanwhile*
Pippin: So, you're my girlfriend?
Saria: Yup! ^-^
Pippin: And you're my back-up girlfriend, in case something happens to Saria?
Brandy: Yup! ^-^
Pippin: I really don't think I need 2 girlfriends...
Brandy: Oh! But you do!
Pippin: I'm sorry, but I don't like either of you two...
Saria: That's what you said when you had your memory, but then you got to know us.
Pippin: I really don't think there is anymore to know, you've pretty much told me your life stories!
Gollum: Pippinsess, don't listen to them, they want to tricks you, they are lying! We wouldn't ever liesss to you! You were our bestesss friend, and you always gave us fishsess! ^-^
Merry: What are you three doing?
Gollum, Saria, and Brandy: Nothing! Heh...he...he... -_-;
Merry: Pippin, what have they told you?
Pippin: Well, so far, they told me, that Saria is my girlfriend, Brandy is my back up girlfriend, and I'm Gollum's best friend.
Merry: O.o
Pippin sits there, trying to figure out who to believe...
Merry: Do you want to know what the truth is?
Pippin: Yes I do!
Merry: Ok, I'm your cousin Merry. Your full name is Perigrin Took, and my full name is Meriadoc Brandybuck, Gollum is not your best friend, You hate Saria & Brandy, but they're madly in love with you, Legolas is our elf friend, Sam is another hobbit like us, Nabooru is some Grerudo that joined us while we were at the fairy fountain, Link is a Kokiri that first found Gollum when we found ourselves here, Zelda died, but she was a princess, Triowyn is some chick that came here with Legolas, Child of da Forest is the one who gave you amnesia, Malon is my girlfriend, and me, you, Gollum, and Sam are trying to find the way back to Middle Earth.
Ganondorf: What about me!
Merry: Ganondorf is evil.
Charlotte: Don't forget me!
Merry: Umm, she just joined our group, like, right now.
Legolas: O! Fair maiden! How beautiful thee looks!
Triowyn: T_T You never said that to meeeeeee!
Mysterious Person: Ummm, can I join? I've always wanted to go sme where besides Terminia!
Link: Sure! ^-^ who are you?
Mysterious Person: I'm Nathan!
All: Hullo! Nathan! ^-^
Gollum: You don't happen to have any...fairies...do you?
Nathan: No, I'm sorry, I'm not a Kokiri, I'm a Hylian! ^-^
Link: How could you be a Hylian, if you were born in Terminia?
Nathan: My mom and Dad were Hylians, and they moved here! ^-^
Gollum: You smilesesss too much.
Nathan: I'm sorry! ^-^
Gollum: Stopsess, before we slap that smilesess right off your facesess!
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Gollum slaps Nathan...
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Link: Maybe we should go look for the Pirates now.
All: Ok! ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Ganondorf: STOP SMILING!!!
Nathan: No! ^-^
All: You just told the King of Evil no!
Nathan: Crap! ^-^
Ganondorf: You know, I like you kid! No one has ever told me no! It feels different!
Nathan: ^-^
Link: Can I say no?
Ganondorf: NO!!!!!
Link cowers back (in a tiny voice): ok...
Malon: Let's go tomorrow after breakfast.
All: Ok! ^-^
*later the next morning*
Ganondorf: What are you two doing!
Pippin: Making breakfast! ^-^
Ganondorf: We've already had breakfast.
Pippin: We've had one breakfast yes, bit what about second breakfast?
Ganondorf turns and keeps walking...
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pippin.
Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon Tea? Dinner! Supper!
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Ganondorf sudenly throws and apple back, and Merry catches it and gives it to Pippin. He throws another one back and this one hits Pippin in the head.
Merry: And quite frankly Pippin, I don't even understand how you could remember, having that amnesia thing.
Pippin: Well, I never forget a meal!
Sam: That's right!
Pippin: But I don't have amnesia anymore.
Sam & Merry: O.o since when?!
Pippin: Well, I got all my memory back, when Ganondorf hit me with the apple.
Sam: I'll bet when that Child of da Forest creature hit you in the head, you lost your memory, but when you got hit in the head again, you got your memory back! Do you get it?
Merry & Pippin: No.
Sam: Never mind.
Then suddenly, someone they knew walked up...
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So, that's my story so far, sorry I had to leave you with a cliffhanger, but I gotta go! Sorry it was such a short chapter! But, like I say, that's why I update so often, and I'm tired, becaues I wrote 3 chapters yestarday! If you want to be in my story, send me a review saying so, and even if you don't want to, review anyway! I'll update tomorrow, so until then, See ya!
-Amanda