Hullo! Ok, so in the last chapter, Pippin doesn't have amnesia anymore, but only Merry, Sam, and himself
knows that, and I left you all wondering who some mysterious person was...and with now I present to you, along with my shortest authors note yet, chapter 10!
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Chapter 10 I Think I'm Seeing Doubles!
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Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Person: Frodo? Oh, yes! I played Frodo in Lord of the Rings! It's nice to see you Sean.
Sam: Mr. Frodo? I'm not Sean, I'm Sam!
Person: Yeah, and that's as true as me being Frodo...
Sam: But you are...
Person: Sean, I'm not Frodo, I played him in Lord of the Rings, I'm Elijah Wood.
Sam: No, you're Frodo.
Elijah: No, I'm Elijah Wood.
Pippin: I think he's serious Sam, I think Frodo's gone mad!
Elijah: I am not crazy Billy, you two are!
Pippin: Who's Billy?
Elijah: YOU ARE!!! YOU'RE BILLY BOYD!
Merry: I think you're right Pippin.
Elijah: Not you too, Dominic!
Merry: Yup, he's cracked!
Elijah: I am not cracked! YOU are Dominic Monaghan! YOU are Billy Boyd! And YOU are Sean Austin!
Merry, Sam, & Pippin: No we're not!
Sam: I am Sam!
Merry: I am Merry!
Pippin: And I am Pippin!
New Mysterious Person: Sam, you're wrong, he's not Frodo............I am!
Pippin, Merry, & Sam: O.o
Elijah: Now who are you!
Frodo: I told you, Frodo!
Elijah: But Frodo is not real!
Frodo: That's what you think
Pippin: I have amnesia! ^-^
Merry & Sam: No you...
Pippin: Shhhhhhhhhh! (whispers) only you, Sam and I know that, I figure I could have some fun with this! *evil grins*
Merry & Sam: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh *more evil grins*
Elijah: Do you even know who I am?
Frodo: Yes, see I was knocked unconscious by Gollum, when he tried to get the Ring from me, but, when I woke up, I was somewhere I did not recognize, and my first instinct was to see if I had the Ring, I did luckily, but I couldn't figure out where I was...
*flashback*
Frodo: Wha? Where am I? Oh no! The Ring!
Frodo reached into his pocket, and felt for the Ring. He pulled it out of his pocket.
Billy Boyd: ELIJAHHHHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! WE'RE FLYING BACK HOME NOWWWWW!!!
Dominic Monaghan: WHERE ARE YOU!!!! WE NEED TO GO NOW!!!!
Sean Austin: CUMON! ELIJAH!!! WE HAVE TO GO!!!
Frodo *thinks to himself* I wonder who they're looking for, well, while I'm trying to find Sam, I may as well help them look for there friend, I might find Sam while I'm helping.
Frodo follows the voices, and when he finds them...
Frodo: Could I be of any assistance? Hey! Merry, Pippin! I thought you were with Aragorn and all them!
Billy: Are you feeling all right Elijah?
Frodo: Wha? Who's Elijah?
Dominic: Why! You are!
Sean: I think you may be half-asleep, though I don't see why you'd be sleeping at a time like this! We're about to go home! We're done filming!
Frodo: I think you guys may have too much ale, though I still don't see why Merry & Pippin are here.
Billy: Elijah, are you feeling all right?
Frodo: Pippin, why do you keep calling me Elijah?
Billy: One, I'm not Pippin, and two, your name is Elijah.
Frodo: No it's not, I am Frodo, and I have to get to Mount Doom so I can destroy this cursed Ring!
Frodo pulls out a ring made of pure gold and shows it to them.
Sean, Billy, and Dominic: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Then they suddenly stop and ponder at the rings beauty.
Billy: It'd so shiny @.@
Dominic: It's so beautiful...@.@
Sean: Pretty @.@
Frodo: You guys are acting like you've never seen it before.
Andy Serkis (the dude who does Gollums voice, decides to goof around): *in his Gollum voice* It'ssss our precious!
Frodo: Get back from me Gollum! Or I'll kill you!
Andy (in normal voice): Hey! Hey! I was just playing, but that is a nice ring...
Frodo: Do you guys really think I'm Elijah?
Andy, Sean, Billy, & Dominic: Yes.
Frodo: Maybe this will change your mind.
Frodo put on the Ring, and he disappeared.
Sean, Billy, Andy, & Dominic: O.O
Sean: How...how...how did he do that?
Dominic: Must be some tr...tr...trick.
Andy: But, how can anyone do THAT?
Billy: I'll bet he really is Frodo, and that's really is the Ring of Power.
All (except Billy): O.o
Dominic: Billy, you are the most gullible person I've ever met.
Sean: I'll bet that was a digital Frodo, and the real one is hiding somewhere.
All of a sudden, Frodo knocked Sean in the back of the head.
Sean: Hey! Stop that!
Billy: Computers can make digital people, but they can't give them the ability to make other people feel things...
Frodo took the Ring off, and he reappeared.
All (except Frodo): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Frodo: Do you guys believe me now?
They all slowly nod their head yes.
Dominic: So, then where do you think Elijah is?
Frodo: Well, I think we must have switched places, because a couple days ago, Sam disappeared!
Sean: You mean the Sam I played in the movie, right?
Frodo: Ummm...I don't know anything about the movie, but if you mean the Sam that was helping me destroy the Ring at Mount Doom, then yes. But I do not recognize you.
They could see he was talking about Andy Serkis.
Andy: Oh, well I play the voice of Gollum.
Frodo: Creepy, well, anyway, as I was saying, I think if we go unconscious, we'll go back to Middle Earth.
Billy: Let's give it a try! ^-^
Dominic: Are you serious!
Billy: Yup! ^-^
Dominic: Well, ok...I GET TO KNOCK BILLY OUT!
All: Okay! ^-^
Dominic grabs a left over Orc shield.
Dominic: Ready...
Billy: Yup. ^-^
Dominic: In 5...
Sean: Hit 'im really hard...
Dominic: 4...
Andy: Hit 'im right in the back of the head...
Dominic: 3...
Frodo: Don't hit him too hard, you might kill 'im...
Dominic: 2...
Billy: What do you mean KILL me!
Dominic: 1!
Billy: Hey wait...*whack!*
Billy went unconscious, and then disappeared!
All: O.O
Frodo: I knew it!
So, Dominic took turns knocking everyone out 'till he was the only one left.
Dominic: Just my luck! Now what do I do? Hey! Hey! Hey, you!
Someone had come walking by.
Person: Who? Me?
Dominic: Yeah! You! Can you knock me out with this?
Hands him the Orc shield.
Person: Sure! ^-^
So the person knocked Dominic unconscious, and he saw him in disappear. After that, the mysterious person had to take therapy lessons, because everyone thought he was crazy when he tried to tell them about it. But enough about that, lets get back to the flashback...
So they all ended up somewhere they did not expect...
Frodo: This isn't Middle Earth!
Sean: No! But I DO know where this is...
All: Where?
Sean: This is Terminia!
All: O.o
Sean: It's a Zelda game! We're at Clock Town!
Dominic: Okayyyyyy...
Sean: I wonder why we came here?
Billy: I'll bet it was no coincidence, we came here for a reason.
Andy: Well, if that's what you think, maybe we should try it out for a while.
Billy: I'll bet this is where everyone else came. We should look fir them, yes, we're definitely here for a reason, I don't know what it is yes, but we're here for a reason. And my instincts are never wrong.
Dominic: That't true!
Sean: Ummmmm...okayyy...I think we should go look for them right now.
Andy: One thing I wonder is, how could there be Hobbits? I mean, they cme from one man's imagination.
Billy: I bet we'll found the answer to that, and many more on this journey.
Dominic: You're starting to freak me out...
Billy: Sorry. Heh...he...he...
Frodo: I want to find my friends!
Sean: Ok, let's go!
*flashback ends*
Merry: So are they here?
Frodo: Yes, here they are now.
Billy: Look Dom! It's me! Or it's the character I played.
Pippin: I think that guy looks like me, but I can't remember, I have amnesia.
Merry: Look! It's me! Except taller! I'm only 3' 6" but he's like 5' 7"!
Dominic: So it appears.
Elijah: Please tell me you guys are Dominic, Sean, and Billy.
All 3: Yup! ^-^
Billy: It's good to have you back Elijah!
Elijah: Thank you, you don't know how good it is to see you 3 again. For a while they had me thinking I was crazy, oh! And hi Andy.
Andy: I thought you almost forgot about me!
Gollum wondered what happened to Merry, Pippin, and Sam had gone, and then he saw they were way behind. So he went to go check on them.
Gollum *now in the back of the group, wondering why there were two of each*: Why are there two of each Hobbitsess, and one creepsey looking guy?
Andy: Well, if you're referring to me, in a way, I am you, at least I am your voice.
Gollum: What do you meansess?
Andy *now in his Gollum voice*: What we meansss is we are your voicesssss.
Gollum: Woah! How can you imitatessss my voice, that weirdsesss, precioussssss.
Frodo: Gollum, some day I will seek revenge on you for trying to kill me and steal the Ring.
Gollum: Why doessss everyone want to kill usssss?
Andy: I don't want to kill you.
Sam: You guys, let's not tell anyone about our "doubles" I think we could have some serious fun, messing with their minds *evil grins*
Frodo: Sam! I've never heard you talk like that!
Sam: It's something I've picked up while venturing with those folk, motions to Link, and everyone else.
Sean: Ok, so we'll keep secret. It sounds fun! *evil grins*
Me: Yeah, I can think of some hilarious stuff with them not knowing about the "doubles"
Billy: Woah! Who was that!
Pippin: I wouldn't know about her, I have amnesia! (remember, Pippin did get his memory back, he just want to pull some big prank, along with Merry & Sam. I was just reminding you incase you forgot.)
Merry: She pops up every now and then to try and confuse us during the story.
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh wait! This isn't funny! Now I've gotten myself in even deeper! How am I supposed to keep up with...*counts on fingers* 21 CHARACTERS! Awww crap! (If you come up with a number different than me, please tell me in a review) And I'm expecting to add more characters! If got to go figure out how this'll work! Buh Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*poof! I leave*
Merry: Finally she's gone!
Me: I heard that!
Merry: Ohhh crap...
Me: There will be punishment!
Merry: NOOOOOOOOOO!
All of a sudden they here a poof!
Merry *in a small voice*: What was that?
Me: I made Malon disappear!
Merry: NOOOOOOOOOO! Not my one true love!
Me: I didn't destroy her, I just sent her back to Lon Lon Ranch!
Merry: But she's...gone! Why her! Ohhhhhh woe is meeeeeeeeee!
Me: 1. Because you're the one who ticked me off 2. Because I need to get rid of someone and I barely use her in my story anyway 3. Because I can!
Merry *pouts*
Me (sings): Now I only have 20 to keep track of! Now I only have 20 to keep track of! I'm gonna go now! I'm gonna go now!
*meanwhile*
Triowyn: Legolas, I need to tell you something...
Legolas: You know I still like Charlotte
Triowyn (curses me): It's not about that, I'm not an elf
Back Round Music: Dun dun dunnnnnnn
Legolas: You're not!
Triowyn: No, I'm a zora.
Legolas: What's a zora?
Triowyn: A fish person, that's blue
Legolas: But you're not blue.
Triowyn pulls off a mask and takes her clothes off.
Legolas: You're blue! Then how did you get to Middle Earth?
Triowyn: Well, I don't really know, but I was swimming in Lake Hylia, and I went unconcious, and then I woke up and there were some elves pulling me out. They gave me a mask and clothed me, so that some person wouldn't mistake me for a fish and shoot me.
Legolas: But, why don't you have any clothes?
Triowyn: Zoras don't wear clothes.
Legolas: I still think Charlotte is hotter, and I don't think I could date a fish.
Triowyn (curses me again) *slaps Legolas*
Triowyn: DON'T EVER CALL ME A FISH!
Link: Zora's get touchy when people call them fish.
Legolas: I'm sorry.
Charlotte: Triowyn, if you want Legolas, I'll let you have him...I don't want a guy to like me, because my best friend *points to me, who suddenly appears* typed it on her computer.
Legolas: I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee! Triowyn! I love you!
Me: Charlotte, since I am your best friend, I'll give you some one else...
All of a sudden, Will Turner pops up!
Me: Oh crap! I'm back to 21! Well, back to the drawing board...
*poof* suddenly I disappear!
Will Turner: Hello, and you are...
Charlotte (giggles): Charlotte.
Triowyn: Legolas! You're back!
Legolas: I couldn't help it, she would type something in on her "computer" whatever that is, and I'd do it!
Will: Where's Jack?
Charlotte: Hey, you got here the sam as us, except for Link, Saria, Child of da Forest, Nabooru and Ganondorf.
Nabooru: We need to go find my cousin...
All: Ok! ^-^
*later at the Pirates Fortress*
Gerudo Guard: Password?
Nabooru: Link!
Gerudo Guard: Ok, you can come in.
Nabooru: We need to see my cousin.
Gerudo Guard: Oh, hey Nab! It's been a while! She's over there through that door, she's found some guy trying to sneek into the fortress, so she's getting any info. Se can out of him.
Nabooru: Thanks.
So they go into the room, and they find Nabooru's cousin, interrogating some pirate guy...
Will: Jack!
Jack: Will! I don't know how I got here, I fell uncoincious and I woke up, in this pirate place, and they thought I was trying to sneak in! Can you believe it? Well, they certainly don't!
Nabooru: Leahla!
Leahla: Nabooru! Hey what's been going on, let's see, it's been about 7 years!
Nabooru: Has it really been that long?
Leahla: Why, yes it has!
Jack: Excuse me! I'm still here.
Nabooru: Oh, can you let him go? He's with us.
Jack: I am not!
Will: Yes you are *wink wink*
Jack: Oh! Oh, yeah sorry, I forgot! I am with them.. Heh...he...he...
Saria: Look at him! He wears more make-up than Princess Zelda! When She was alive...
Pippin: I've still got amnesia! ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
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WILL PIPPIN EVER TELL ANYONE ELSE HE HAS AMNESIA? AND IF NO ONE BUT THE 4 HOBBITS ANG GOLLUM KNOW ABOUT THE 5 ACTORS, HOW DID THEY SNEAK THEM IN THE PIRATES FORTRESS? AND IF THIS STORY IS TITLED GOLLUM! WHY ISN'T HE THE MAIN CHARACTER? WHO IS THE MAIN CHARACTER? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO...GOLLUM! PLEASE R&R! UNTIL THEN, SEE YA!
knows that, and I left you all wondering who some mysterious person was...and with now I present to you, along with my shortest authors note yet, chapter 10!
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Chapter 10 I Think I'm Seeing Doubles!
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Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Person: Frodo? Oh, yes! I played Frodo in Lord of the Rings! It's nice to see you Sean.
Sam: Mr. Frodo? I'm not Sean, I'm Sam!
Person: Yeah, and that's as true as me being Frodo...
Sam: But you are...
Person: Sean, I'm not Frodo, I played him in Lord of the Rings, I'm Elijah Wood.
Sam: No, you're Frodo.
Elijah: No, I'm Elijah Wood.
Pippin: I think he's serious Sam, I think Frodo's gone mad!
Elijah: I am not crazy Billy, you two are!
Pippin: Who's Billy?
Elijah: YOU ARE!!! YOU'RE BILLY BOYD!
Merry: I think you're right Pippin.
Elijah: Not you too, Dominic!
Merry: Yup, he's cracked!
Elijah: I am not cracked! YOU are Dominic Monaghan! YOU are Billy Boyd! And YOU are Sean Austin!
Merry, Sam, & Pippin: No we're not!
Sam: I am Sam!
Merry: I am Merry!
Pippin: And I am Pippin!
New Mysterious Person: Sam, you're wrong, he's not Frodo............I am!
Pippin, Merry, & Sam: O.o
Elijah: Now who are you!
Frodo: I told you, Frodo!
Elijah: But Frodo is not real!
Frodo: That's what you think
Pippin: I have amnesia! ^-^
Merry & Sam: No you...
Pippin: Shhhhhhhhhh! (whispers) only you, Sam and I know that, I figure I could have some fun with this! *evil grins*
Merry & Sam: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh *more evil grins*
Elijah: Do you even know who I am?
Frodo: Yes, see I was knocked unconscious by Gollum, when he tried to get the Ring from me, but, when I woke up, I was somewhere I did not recognize, and my first instinct was to see if I had the Ring, I did luckily, but I couldn't figure out where I was...
*flashback*
Frodo: Wha? Where am I? Oh no! The Ring!
Frodo reached into his pocket, and felt for the Ring. He pulled it out of his pocket.
Billy Boyd: ELIJAHHHHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! WE'RE FLYING BACK HOME NOWWWWW!!!
Dominic Monaghan: WHERE ARE YOU!!!! WE NEED TO GO NOW!!!!
Sean Austin: CUMON! ELIJAH!!! WE HAVE TO GO!!!
Frodo *thinks to himself* I wonder who they're looking for, well, while I'm trying to find Sam, I may as well help them look for there friend, I might find Sam while I'm helping.
Frodo follows the voices, and when he finds them...
Frodo: Could I be of any assistance? Hey! Merry, Pippin! I thought you were with Aragorn and all them!
Billy: Are you feeling all right Elijah?
Frodo: Wha? Who's Elijah?
Dominic: Why! You are!
Sean: I think you may be half-asleep, though I don't see why you'd be sleeping at a time like this! We're about to go home! We're done filming!
Frodo: I think you guys may have too much ale, though I still don't see why Merry & Pippin are here.
Billy: Elijah, are you feeling all right?
Frodo: Pippin, why do you keep calling me Elijah?
Billy: One, I'm not Pippin, and two, your name is Elijah.
Frodo: No it's not, I am Frodo, and I have to get to Mount Doom so I can destroy this cursed Ring!
Frodo pulls out a ring made of pure gold and shows it to them.
Sean, Billy, and Dominic: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Then they suddenly stop and ponder at the rings beauty.
Billy: It'd so shiny @.@
Dominic: It's so beautiful...@.@
Sean: Pretty @.@
Frodo: You guys are acting like you've never seen it before.
Andy Serkis (the dude who does Gollums voice, decides to goof around): *in his Gollum voice* It'ssss our precious!
Frodo: Get back from me Gollum! Or I'll kill you!
Andy (in normal voice): Hey! Hey! I was just playing, but that is a nice ring...
Frodo: Do you guys really think I'm Elijah?
Andy, Sean, Billy, & Dominic: Yes.
Frodo: Maybe this will change your mind.
Frodo put on the Ring, and he disappeared.
Sean, Billy, Andy, & Dominic: O.O
Sean: How...how...how did he do that?
Dominic: Must be some tr...tr...trick.
Andy: But, how can anyone do THAT?
Billy: I'll bet he really is Frodo, and that's really is the Ring of Power.
All (except Billy): O.o
Dominic: Billy, you are the most gullible person I've ever met.
Sean: I'll bet that was a digital Frodo, and the real one is hiding somewhere.
All of a sudden, Frodo knocked Sean in the back of the head.
Sean: Hey! Stop that!
Billy: Computers can make digital people, but they can't give them the ability to make other people feel things...
Frodo took the Ring off, and he reappeared.
All (except Frodo): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Frodo: Do you guys believe me now?
They all slowly nod their head yes.
Dominic: So, then where do you think Elijah is?
Frodo: Well, I think we must have switched places, because a couple days ago, Sam disappeared!
Sean: You mean the Sam I played in the movie, right?
Frodo: Ummm...I don't know anything about the movie, but if you mean the Sam that was helping me destroy the Ring at Mount Doom, then yes. But I do not recognize you.
They could see he was talking about Andy Serkis.
Andy: Oh, well I play the voice of Gollum.
Frodo: Creepy, well, anyway, as I was saying, I think if we go unconscious, we'll go back to Middle Earth.
Billy: Let's give it a try! ^-^
Dominic: Are you serious!
Billy: Yup! ^-^
Dominic: Well, ok...I GET TO KNOCK BILLY OUT!
All: Okay! ^-^
Dominic grabs a left over Orc shield.
Dominic: Ready...
Billy: Yup. ^-^
Dominic: In 5...
Sean: Hit 'im really hard...
Dominic: 4...
Andy: Hit 'im right in the back of the head...
Dominic: 3...
Frodo: Don't hit him too hard, you might kill 'im...
Dominic: 2...
Billy: What do you mean KILL me!
Dominic: 1!
Billy: Hey wait...*whack!*
Billy went unconscious, and then disappeared!
All: O.O
Frodo: I knew it!
So, Dominic took turns knocking everyone out 'till he was the only one left.
Dominic: Just my luck! Now what do I do? Hey! Hey! Hey, you!
Someone had come walking by.
Person: Who? Me?
Dominic: Yeah! You! Can you knock me out with this?
Hands him the Orc shield.
Person: Sure! ^-^
So the person knocked Dominic unconscious, and he saw him in disappear. After that, the mysterious person had to take therapy lessons, because everyone thought he was crazy when he tried to tell them about it. But enough about that, lets get back to the flashback...
So they all ended up somewhere they did not expect...
Frodo: This isn't Middle Earth!
Sean: No! But I DO know where this is...
All: Where?
Sean: This is Terminia!
All: O.o
Sean: It's a Zelda game! We're at Clock Town!
Dominic: Okayyyyyy...
Sean: I wonder why we came here?
Billy: I'll bet it was no coincidence, we came here for a reason.
Andy: Well, if that's what you think, maybe we should try it out for a while.
Billy: I'll bet this is where everyone else came. We should look fir them, yes, we're definitely here for a reason, I don't know what it is yes, but we're here for a reason. And my instincts are never wrong.
Dominic: That't true!
Sean: Ummmmm...okayyy...I think we should go look for them right now.
Andy: One thing I wonder is, how could there be Hobbits? I mean, they cme from one man's imagination.
Billy: I bet we'll found the answer to that, and many more on this journey.
Dominic: You're starting to freak me out...
Billy: Sorry. Heh...he...he...
Frodo: I want to find my friends!
Sean: Ok, let's go!
*flashback ends*
Merry: So are they here?
Frodo: Yes, here they are now.
Billy: Look Dom! It's me! Or it's the character I played.
Pippin: I think that guy looks like me, but I can't remember, I have amnesia.
Merry: Look! It's me! Except taller! I'm only 3' 6" but he's like 5' 7"!
Dominic: So it appears.
Elijah: Please tell me you guys are Dominic, Sean, and Billy.
All 3: Yup! ^-^
Billy: It's good to have you back Elijah!
Elijah: Thank you, you don't know how good it is to see you 3 again. For a while they had me thinking I was crazy, oh! And hi Andy.
Andy: I thought you almost forgot about me!
Gollum wondered what happened to Merry, Pippin, and Sam had gone, and then he saw they were way behind. So he went to go check on them.
Gollum *now in the back of the group, wondering why there were two of each*: Why are there two of each Hobbitsess, and one creepsey looking guy?
Andy: Well, if you're referring to me, in a way, I am you, at least I am your voice.
Gollum: What do you meansess?
Andy *now in his Gollum voice*: What we meansss is we are your voicesssss.
Gollum: Woah! How can you imitatessss my voice, that weirdsesss, precioussssss.
Frodo: Gollum, some day I will seek revenge on you for trying to kill me and steal the Ring.
Gollum: Why doessss everyone want to kill usssss?
Andy: I don't want to kill you.
Sam: You guys, let's not tell anyone about our "doubles" I think we could have some serious fun, messing with their minds *evil grins*
Frodo: Sam! I've never heard you talk like that!
Sam: It's something I've picked up while venturing with those folk, motions to Link, and everyone else.
Sean: Ok, so we'll keep secret. It sounds fun! *evil grins*
Me: Yeah, I can think of some hilarious stuff with them not knowing about the "doubles"
Billy: Woah! Who was that!
Pippin: I wouldn't know about her, I have amnesia! (remember, Pippin did get his memory back, he just want to pull some big prank, along with Merry & Sam. I was just reminding you incase you forgot.)
Merry: She pops up every now and then to try and confuse us during the story.
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh wait! This isn't funny! Now I've gotten myself in even deeper! How am I supposed to keep up with...*counts on fingers* 21 CHARACTERS! Awww crap! (If you come up with a number different than me, please tell me in a review) And I'm expecting to add more characters! If got to go figure out how this'll work! Buh Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*poof! I leave*
Merry: Finally she's gone!
Me: I heard that!
Merry: Ohhh crap...
Me: There will be punishment!
Merry: NOOOOOOOOOO!
All of a sudden they here a poof!
Merry *in a small voice*: What was that?
Me: I made Malon disappear!
Merry: NOOOOOOOOOO! Not my one true love!
Me: I didn't destroy her, I just sent her back to Lon Lon Ranch!
Merry: But she's...gone! Why her! Ohhhhhh woe is meeeeeeeeee!
Me: 1. Because you're the one who ticked me off 2. Because I need to get rid of someone and I barely use her in my story anyway 3. Because I can!
Merry *pouts*
Me (sings): Now I only have 20 to keep track of! Now I only have 20 to keep track of! I'm gonna go now! I'm gonna go now!
*meanwhile*
Triowyn: Legolas, I need to tell you something...
Legolas: You know I still like Charlotte
Triowyn (curses me): It's not about that, I'm not an elf
Back Round Music: Dun dun dunnnnnnn
Legolas: You're not!
Triowyn: No, I'm a zora.
Legolas: What's a zora?
Triowyn: A fish person, that's blue
Legolas: But you're not blue.
Triowyn pulls off a mask and takes her clothes off.
Legolas: You're blue! Then how did you get to Middle Earth?
Triowyn: Well, I don't really know, but I was swimming in Lake Hylia, and I went unconcious, and then I woke up and there were some elves pulling me out. They gave me a mask and clothed me, so that some person wouldn't mistake me for a fish and shoot me.
Legolas: But, why don't you have any clothes?
Triowyn: Zoras don't wear clothes.
Legolas: I still think Charlotte is hotter, and I don't think I could date a fish.
Triowyn (curses me again) *slaps Legolas*
Triowyn: DON'T EVER CALL ME A FISH!
Link: Zora's get touchy when people call them fish.
Legolas: I'm sorry.
Charlotte: Triowyn, if you want Legolas, I'll let you have him...I don't want a guy to like me, because my best friend *points to me, who suddenly appears* typed it on her computer.
Legolas: I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee! Triowyn! I love you!
Me: Charlotte, since I am your best friend, I'll give you some one else...
All of a sudden, Will Turner pops up!
Me: Oh crap! I'm back to 21! Well, back to the drawing board...
*poof* suddenly I disappear!
Will Turner: Hello, and you are...
Charlotte (giggles): Charlotte.
Triowyn: Legolas! You're back!
Legolas: I couldn't help it, she would type something in on her "computer" whatever that is, and I'd do it!
Will: Where's Jack?
Charlotte: Hey, you got here the sam as us, except for Link, Saria, Child of da Forest, Nabooru and Ganondorf.
Nabooru: We need to go find my cousin...
All: Ok! ^-^
*later at the Pirates Fortress*
Gerudo Guard: Password?
Nabooru: Link!
Gerudo Guard: Ok, you can come in.
Nabooru: We need to see my cousin.
Gerudo Guard: Oh, hey Nab! It's been a while! She's over there through that door, she's found some guy trying to sneek into the fortress, so she's getting any info. Se can out of him.
Nabooru: Thanks.
So they go into the room, and they find Nabooru's cousin, interrogating some pirate guy...
Will: Jack!
Jack: Will! I don't know how I got here, I fell uncoincious and I woke up, in this pirate place, and they thought I was trying to sneak in! Can you believe it? Well, they certainly don't!
Nabooru: Leahla!
Leahla: Nabooru! Hey what's been going on, let's see, it's been about 7 years!
Nabooru: Has it really been that long?
Leahla: Why, yes it has!
Jack: Excuse me! I'm still here.
Nabooru: Oh, can you let him go? He's with us.
Jack: I am not!
Will: Yes you are *wink wink*
Jack: Oh! Oh, yeah sorry, I forgot! I am with them.. Heh...he...he...
Saria: Look at him! He wears more make-up than Princess Zelda! When She was alive...
Pippin: I've still got amnesia! ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^
Nathan: ^-^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WILL PIPPIN EVER TELL ANYONE ELSE HE HAS AMNESIA? AND IF NO ONE BUT THE 4 HOBBITS ANG GOLLUM KNOW ABOUT THE 5 ACTORS, HOW DID THEY SNEAK THEM IN THE PIRATES FORTRESS? AND IF THIS STORY IS TITLED GOLLUM! WHY ISN'T HE THE MAIN CHARACTER? WHO IS THE MAIN CHARACTER? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO...GOLLUM! PLEASE R&R! UNTIL THEN, SEE YA!