Hullo! Did ya miss me? No, but really, ok, so in the last chapter,
I FINALLY got around into having them find the pirates. Hey, I'm thinking
I need to eliminate 2 or 3 characters, please send me a review saying which
2 or 3 characters you would like to see kicked off this story. (just not
Frodo, because I need him later in the story) But, I can't decide who to
eliminate, and I don't want to get rid of someone that everybody else
likes, and hey! I might just end up not kicking anyone off. Well,
anyways, here's chapter 11...
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Nabooru and her cousin Leahla started getting into a conversation about the good 'ol times. Leaving Link and everyone else alone.
Link: What d we do now?
Ganondorf: Let's play cards!
Nathan: Ok! ^-^
Link: Oh, you can only play if you're a Hylian AND a man.
Women and Men Who Weren't Hylians and Everyone from Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean: Hey!
Jack: So, pretty much, it's just you Ganondorf, hey, you mind if I call you Ganon? I don't feel like saying Ganondorf. Well, as I was saying, So it's just you, Ganon, and Nathan?
Link: You know what? You're right! That does sound boring! Do you, Will, and Child of da Forest want to play?
Will: Sure!
Child of da Forest: Yeah, dawg!
Jack: Ya' got that right, mate!
Charlotte: Fine! Triowyn, do you want to go gloat over our boyfriends, and talk about how much they look alike?
Triowyn: Sound great!
Legolas: Can I play cards?
Guys Playing Cards: Sure, but you have to be the last person, this game can only have up to 7 players.
Legolas: All right!
Brandy: Let's go find a way to win Pippin's heart!
Saria: Ok (they still don't know about the "doubles")
Brandy: Ok!
Saria: Ok! ^-^
So everyone had gone to a different room, leaving Pippin, Merry, Sam, Frodo, & Gollum all alone, or that's what they thought...heh...he...he...
All of a sudden, as soon as they saw no one else was in the room, the 5 actors appeared.
Sean: That was wicked awesome!
Billy handed Frodo the Ring, it had grown huge, so they could all put a finger in it, and turn invisible. Once Billy put the Ring in Frodo's hand, it shrunk..
Billy: Why does it change size like that?
Frodo: It's some kind of evil, it grows when you want it to, and it shrinks if you want it to.
Dominic: Here, lemme, see it! I wanna try something with it!
Frodo: NO! IT'S MINE YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE IT!
Gollum: Poor, poor, Frodo, our precious has caught hold of you, and it doesssss not wantsss to letsss you go *coughs Gollum*.
Frodo: It has not! See! Here Dominic, you can use it. (then he added quickly) But only for a minute!
Gollum: Tisk, tisk, tisk, still in denial, preciousss.*coughs Gollum*
Dominic: Watch this!
The ring suddenly grows the size of a hula-hoop, and Dominic starts Hula hooping. But since it was the Ring of Power...
All: O.o
Pippin & Merry: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Do you know how funny that looks?
Dominic: What?
Merry: Look down.
So, he followed Merry's advice and looked down. What he saw almost scared the crap out of him! Or, rather, what he didn't see!
Dominic: I'm invisible!
Pippin: O! How I wish you were visible, so I could've seen the look on your face when you saw you weren't there!
Dominic suddenly feel shocked anymore. For some reason, he was suddenly mad at Pippin. He stopped hula hooping and suddenly became visible again.
Pippin: Hey! I didn't want to see an angry face! I wanted to see a shocked face! *snickers*
Dominic: I'll show you a shocked face!
Then he punched Pippin in the face.
Pippin: Wha? Where am I? Who am I!
Sean: I thought you already had amnesia!
Sam: Well, to tell the truth, he didn't have that amnesia, he was just pretending.
Billy: It was the Ring wasn't it, Dom? It possessed you to hit Pippin.
Sam: Hit him again!
All: O.o
Sam: Last time it worked!
Elijah: Well, it's worth a shot.
Merry: Lemme hit 'im!
Frodo: Well, okayyyyy...
Merry: Sorry 'cuz!
Pippin: I'm your cousin?
Merry: Did it work?
Sam: Pippin.
Pippin: That really hurt! And who's Pippin?
All: O.o
Billy: It didn't work!
Merry: Well, I guess I should tell him who everyone is...Ok, I'm your cousin Merry. You're full mane is Peregrin Took, but everyone calls you Pippin, and My full name is Meriadoc Brandybuck, but people call me Merry, Gollum is a wretched creature, who was overcome by the Ring of Power, you hate Saria and Brandy, but they are madly in love with you, Legolas is our elf friend, Sam is another hobbit, like us, Nabooru is some Gerudo that joined us while we were at the Fairy Fountain, Link is a Kokiri, who is the Hero of Time and he first found Gollum when we found ourselves here, Zelda died, but she was a princess, Triowyn is some chick that came here with Legolas, and she turned out to be a Zora, rather than an elf. Child of da Forest is some Deku Scrub, Malon WAS my girl friend *curses me* and all of us, except for Saria, Nabooru, Ganondorf, Brandy, Ganondorf, and Leahla, are trying to fing our way back home, Ganondorf is evil, Will Turner is Jack's friend, Jack is a pirate, Charlotte is some chick, Elijah, Sean, Billy, Andy, and Dominic are 5 actors who played us in a so called "movie" whatever that may be. Frodo is trying to destroy the Ring. Nathan smiles a lot, and Leahla is Nabooru's cousin. Got that?
Pippin: No! ^-^
Merry: Ugh! You will learn.
Sam: So let's pull a prank on one of them now!
All (except Pippin): Yeah!
Pippin: Who?
Merry: Never mind. Let's call Saria in here, we'll all put the Ring on, except for Billy.
Billy: Why me?
Merry: Because Saria and Brandy love Pippin, you look just like him, and it wouldn't be as funny if it were the real Pippin. And she might get confused is she sees you're two feet taller.
Sam *snickers*: And pretend to like her! That'll really tick Brandy off!
Frodo: Yeah...heh...he...he...
Sam: Here! Put this extra set of Pippin's clothes on! They may be a bit small...
So, Billy went into a room no one was in, and he changed clothes, when he stepped out...
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Since he was 2 feet taller than Pippin, the pants came up to his knees, and the sleeves came up to his elbows.
Billy: Yeah, sure! Laugh all you want! But I get to choose the next person, and I get to decide on what they do!
Elijah *snickers*: Ok......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Billy: If you guys don't be quiet, that Saria lass, is going to figure out this was a prank, and we'll naver be able to make her believe I am Pippin!
Sean: Ok, we'll be quiet! Now call her in!
Billy (reluctantly): Saria!
Saria came crashing in.
Saria: Is that my beloved Pippin's voice I hear?
Billy: Yes, it sure is.
Saria: What happened? Why, you look two feet taller!
Billy: It must be the Ent water I drank, I brought some with me when I came here.
Saria: Can I have some!
Billy: Ummmmmm...no/
Saria: PLEASEEEEEE!
Brandy comes crashing in.
Brandy: Why did you call her in, and not me?
Billy (even more reluctantly): Because I truly love her, and not you.
Brandy: WAAAAAAAAAA! I love you Pippin!
Saria: Do YOU really love me?
Billy *gulp*: Yup.
Saria: I knew it! I will now go into the other room, and rub it in Brandy's face.
Brandy: I'm gonna go in there and cry, while she's rubbing it in my face! *sniffles*
As soon as they leave...
All *takes the Ring off*: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Frodo: That was hilarious!
Sean: I know!
Merry: Brandy practically cried her eyes out!
Billy: I can't believe I did that. But I have to admit, it was pretty funny, now I get to choose who gets to pull the next prank...
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So, do you want to find out what happens in Chapter 12? Well, I'll give you a little info. The next chapter will be dedicated to all their pranks! Heh...he...he...I'm already getting some great ideas for pranks, if you want to see someone do some weird stunt, just tell me who, and what you want them do do, in a review. Or if you want to be in my story, review telling me so, or just review! Well, I'll se ya later, I have to go to bed, we're disecting a sheep's heart tomorrow in science *gags* well, I'll see ya tomorrow, and tell me if you want someone booted out. Now, really, Buh bye now.
-Amanda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 11 The Prank! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nabooru and her cousin Leahla started getting into a conversation about the good 'ol times. Leaving Link and everyone else alone.
Link: What d we do now?
Ganondorf: Let's play cards!
Nathan: Ok! ^-^
Link: Oh, you can only play if you're a Hylian AND a man.
Women and Men Who Weren't Hylians and Everyone from Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean: Hey!
Jack: So, pretty much, it's just you Ganondorf, hey, you mind if I call you Ganon? I don't feel like saying Ganondorf. Well, as I was saying, So it's just you, Ganon, and Nathan?
Link: You know what? You're right! That does sound boring! Do you, Will, and Child of da Forest want to play?
Will: Sure!
Child of da Forest: Yeah, dawg!
Jack: Ya' got that right, mate!
Charlotte: Fine! Triowyn, do you want to go gloat over our boyfriends, and talk about how much they look alike?
Triowyn: Sound great!
Legolas: Can I play cards?
Guys Playing Cards: Sure, but you have to be the last person, this game can only have up to 7 players.
Legolas: All right!
Brandy: Let's go find a way to win Pippin's heart!
Saria: Ok (they still don't know about the "doubles")
Brandy: Ok!
Saria: Ok! ^-^
So everyone had gone to a different room, leaving Pippin, Merry, Sam, Frodo, & Gollum all alone, or that's what they thought...heh...he...he...
All of a sudden, as soon as they saw no one else was in the room, the 5 actors appeared.
Sean: That was wicked awesome!
Billy handed Frodo the Ring, it had grown huge, so they could all put a finger in it, and turn invisible. Once Billy put the Ring in Frodo's hand, it shrunk..
Billy: Why does it change size like that?
Frodo: It's some kind of evil, it grows when you want it to, and it shrinks if you want it to.
Dominic: Here, lemme, see it! I wanna try something with it!
Frodo: NO! IT'S MINE YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE IT!
Gollum: Poor, poor, Frodo, our precious has caught hold of you, and it doesssss not wantsss to letsss you go *coughs Gollum*.
Frodo: It has not! See! Here Dominic, you can use it. (then he added quickly) But only for a minute!
Gollum: Tisk, tisk, tisk, still in denial, preciousss.*coughs Gollum*
Dominic: Watch this!
The ring suddenly grows the size of a hula-hoop, and Dominic starts Hula hooping. But since it was the Ring of Power...
All: O.o
Pippin & Merry: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Do you know how funny that looks?
Dominic: What?
Merry: Look down.
So, he followed Merry's advice and looked down. What he saw almost scared the crap out of him! Or, rather, what he didn't see!
Dominic: I'm invisible!
Pippin: O! How I wish you were visible, so I could've seen the look on your face when you saw you weren't there!
Dominic suddenly feel shocked anymore. For some reason, he was suddenly mad at Pippin. He stopped hula hooping and suddenly became visible again.
Pippin: Hey! I didn't want to see an angry face! I wanted to see a shocked face! *snickers*
Dominic: I'll show you a shocked face!
Then he punched Pippin in the face.
Pippin: Wha? Where am I? Who am I!
Sean: I thought you already had amnesia!
Sam: Well, to tell the truth, he didn't have that amnesia, he was just pretending.
Billy: It was the Ring wasn't it, Dom? It possessed you to hit Pippin.
Sam: Hit him again!
All: O.o
Sam: Last time it worked!
Elijah: Well, it's worth a shot.
Merry: Lemme hit 'im!
Frodo: Well, okayyyyy...
Merry: Sorry 'cuz!
Pippin: I'm your cousin?
Merry: Did it work?
Sam: Pippin.
Pippin: That really hurt! And who's Pippin?
All: O.o
Billy: It didn't work!
Merry: Well, I guess I should tell him who everyone is...Ok, I'm your cousin Merry. You're full mane is Peregrin Took, but everyone calls you Pippin, and My full name is Meriadoc Brandybuck, but people call me Merry, Gollum is a wretched creature, who was overcome by the Ring of Power, you hate Saria and Brandy, but they are madly in love with you, Legolas is our elf friend, Sam is another hobbit, like us, Nabooru is some Gerudo that joined us while we were at the Fairy Fountain, Link is a Kokiri, who is the Hero of Time and he first found Gollum when we found ourselves here, Zelda died, but she was a princess, Triowyn is some chick that came here with Legolas, and she turned out to be a Zora, rather than an elf. Child of da Forest is some Deku Scrub, Malon WAS my girl friend *curses me* and all of us, except for Saria, Nabooru, Ganondorf, Brandy, Ganondorf, and Leahla, are trying to fing our way back home, Ganondorf is evil, Will Turner is Jack's friend, Jack is a pirate, Charlotte is some chick, Elijah, Sean, Billy, Andy, and Dominic are 5 actors who played us in a so called "movie" whatever that may be. Frodo is trying to destroy the Ring. Nathan smiles a lot, and Leahla is Nabooru's cousin. Got that?
Pippin: No! ^-^
Merry: Ugh! You will learn.
Sam: So let's pull a prank on one of them now!
All (except Pippin): Yeah!
Pippin: Who?
Merry: Never mind. Let's call Saria in here, we'll all put the Ring on, except for Billy.
Billy: Why me?
Merry: Because Saria and Brandy love Pippin, you look just like him, and it wouldn't be as funny if it were the real Pippin. And she might get confused is she sees you're two feet taller.
Sam *snickers*: And pretend to like her! That'll really tick Brandy off!
Frodo: Yeah...heh...he...he...
Sam: Here! Put this extra set of Pippin's clothes on! They may be a bit small...
So, Billy went into a room no one was in, and he changed clothes, when he stepped out...
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Since he was 2 feet taller than Pippin, the pants came up to his knees, and the sleeves came up to his elbows.
Billy: Yeah, sure! Laugh all you want! But I get to choose the next person, and I get to decide on what they do!
Elijah *snickers*: Ok......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Billy: If you guys don't be quiet, that Saria lass, is going to figure out this was a prank, and we'll naver be able to make her believe I am Pippin!
Sean: Ok, we'll be quiet! Now call her in!
Billy (reluctantly): Saria!
Saria came crashing in.
Saria: Is that my beloved Pippin's voice I hear?
Billy: Yes, it sure is.
Saria: What happened? Why, you look two feet taller!
Billy: It must be the Ent water I drank, I brought some with me when I came here.
Saria: Can I have some!
Billy: Ummmmmm...no/
Saria: PLEASEEEEEE!
Brandy comes crashing in.
Brandy: Why did you call her in, and not me?
Billy (even more reluctantly): Because I truly love her, and not you.
Brandy: WAAAAAAAAAA! I love you Pippin!
Saria: Do YOU really love me?
Billy *gulp*: Yup.
Saria: I knew it! I will now go into the other room, and rub it in Brandy's face.
Brandy: I'm gonna go in there and cry, while she's rubbing it in my face! *sniffles*
As soon as they leave...
All *takes the Ring off*: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Frodo: That was hilarious!
Sean: I know!
Merry: Brandy practically cried her eyes out!
Billy: I can't believe I did that. But I have to admit, it was pretty funny, now I get to choose who gets to pull the next prank...
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So, do you want to find out what happens in Chapter 12? Well, I'll give you a little info. The next chapter will be dedicated to all their pranks! Heh...he...he...I'm already getting some great ideas for pranks, if you want to see someone do some weird stunt, just tell me who, and what you want them do do, in a review. Or if you want to be in my story, review telling me so, or just review! Well, I'll se ya later, I have to go to bed, we're disecting a sheep's heart tomorrow in science *gags* well, I'll see ya tomorrow, and tell me if you want someone booted out. Now, really, Buh bye now.
-Amanda