Jen's Story
Authoress: Moonfire Goddess
There was once a girl named Jen. She liked to skip through flowers. "Lalalala I hate the world!" The reason Jen hated the world was because she was a hideous ugly person. One day she 'randomly' decided to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When she was on the train she had no place to sit, so she started crying. She got to the last compartment but there were three people in there "St." Harry Potter, Ron "weasel" Wesley, and Hermoine "Mudblood" Granger. She didn't want to go in there because they looked HAPPY and they were talking about Reno 911 (the best show ever, watch it). So she went and sat with Blaise Zabini and other Slytherin people who beat her up cause she was ugly and talked like Spike. She was sorted into Gryffindor but instead of clapping she got stuff thrown at her. "Lalalala no one likes me!" One day after potions Jen drowned Harry in her cauldron then gave him to the dementors. She then put on her "Harry" suit. Hermoine and Ron were clueless for a while. Then "Harry" started acting like Jen. Then Jen fell down the steps one day and her mask fell off. She confessed to what she had done. And then Ron jinxed her broomstick so she fell off and died. Then they fed Jen to Dumbledore, who said she tasted 'icky'! they where finally free of skanky Jen so everyone was happy and no one ever had problems again (mental or otherwise).
A/N: No Ms. Selina Kyle this isn't about YOU! So don't give me that bull! And it says your name Selina isn't a word! HAHAHAAH!
There was once a girl named Jen. She liked to skip through flowers. "Lalalala I hate the world!" The reason Jen hated the world was because she was a hideous ugly person. One day she 'randomly' decided to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When she was on the train she had no place to sit, so she started crying. She got to the last compartment but there were three people in there "St." Harry Potter, Ron "weasel" Wesley, and Hermoine "Mudblood" Granger. She didn't want to go in there because they looked HAPPY and they were talking about Reno 911 (the best show ever, watch it). So she went and sat with Blaise Zabini and other Slytherin people who beat her up cause she was ugly and talked like Spike. She was sorted into Gryffindor but instead of clapping she got stuff thrown at her. "Lalalala no one likes me!" One day after potions Jen drowned Harry in her cauldron then gave him to the dementors. She then put on her "Harry" suit. Hermoine and Ron were clueless for a while. Then "Harry" started acting like Jen. Then Jen fell down the steps one day and her mask fell off. She confessed to what she had done. And then Ron jinxed her broomstick so she fell off and died. Then they fed Jen to Dumbledore, who said she tasted 'icky'! they where finally free of skanky Jen so everyone was happy and no one ever had problems again (mental or otherwise).
A/N: No Ms. Selina Kyle this isn't about YOU! So don't give me that bull! And it says your name Selina isn't a word! HAHAHAAH!