Hullo! I am back once again, to right yet another chapter to my story! I
would like to thank everyone who has reviewed (especially brennan mulwray!
Thanks for all the smileys!) Ok, before I start the chapter, I want to give
out some awards! Oh! And legolasette, I like your thinking...I can have all
of the Kokiri girls like Pippin! Great thinking! Ok, now for the
awards...heh...he...he...
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Theme Music: Bummmm bum bum bum bummmmmmmm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bummmmmmmm!
Announcer: Hullo there! And welcome toooooooo...Amanda's Award Show! With our hosts..........................Amanda and George! For all of you who are wondering who George is...It's Amanda's fish!
Me aka Amanda: Thank you! And I'm glad to have you all here today to see who will win awards! Anyone can win awards, reviewers, characters, and even my fish George! Say hullo, George!
George: *bubbles*
Me: Okayyyyyy...Well here are the categories!
Announcer: And here are the categories!
1. Most smileys by one reviewer!
2. Most reviews by one reviewer!
3. George's favorite character!
4. Most e-mails by one reviewer!
5. Coolest fish!
6. Longest chapter!
7. Favorite part in my fanfic so far!
8. Coolest Gerudo!
9. My favorite character!
10. Unluckiest person!
11. Shortest chapter!
12. Most pointless chapter!
13. Creepiest character!
14. Shortest review!
15. Longest review!
16. Favorite Person who helped me with this chapter!
Me: Ok, when we get back, we'll starts giving out the awards!
*cuts to commercial*
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy at the Kokiro Village being attacked by a mob of angry Cucoos.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good.
Cucoos: Cucoo! *pecked at Verizon Wireless guys head*
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy running away from Morpha and an angry mob of Scarecrows at Lake Hylia.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy running from a mob of Gerudos, clutching the Ice Arroes in his hand.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good!
Random Gerudo: Gives us back our Ice Arrows!
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good.
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy being chased by a mob of Zoras in Zoras Domain, and he's giving them the finger. And he narrowly escapes.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good.
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy engaging to some Hylian chick.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good! I'm getting married!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy being beaten to death by Ganondorf.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Ouch! Can you...ouch! Hear me now? Ouch! *pauses* What do you mean you can't hear me! I need to get help! Come on!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy still being beaten to death, and he still can't get a good connection, so he throws his cell phone on the floor and stomps on it.
Verizon Wireless Guy: I quit!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy storming away.
*ends Verizon Wireless commercial an on to a Master Card commercial*
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy dialing a number to get a hold of the Hylian chick he proposed to earlier.
Cell Phone: 200 rupees
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy cussing out some guy at the Verizon Wireless Company because they disconnected his cell phone.
A good wireless plan: 30 rupees per month
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy calling everyone, and inviting them to the wedding, with him and the Hylian, as the Bride and Groom.
Wedding: 200,000 rupees
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy and the Hylian chick about to say I do...
The look on the Verizon Wireless Guys face when he finds out that the Hylian chick he's supposed to marry is the Bizarre Shop Owner, just as he's about to say I do: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card. Excepted in Hylian and Terminian shops everywhere.
*commercials end*
Me: All righty then! And we're back! Before we went to commercial, George and I we're about to give out the awards!
George: *bubbles*
Me: Ok! Well, lets start the awards! So, our first category is...most smileys by one reviewer! And our nominees are.
1. Triowyn
2. brennan mulwray
3. ummmm..............George!
4. Black Triforce
Announcer: And the winner issssssssssssss.............................
Me: brennan mulwray!
Audience: *cheers*
brennan mulwray runs up to the stage.
brennan mulwray: I'd like to thank my mom and my dad! I'd also like to thank Amanda for writing this story and making up this award show! I'd like to thank my computer for allowing me to type the reviews and not shutting down, and I'd like to thank fanfiction.net for allowing Amanda to put this story on...*continues thanking people for another 3 hours* But most of all, I'd like to thank myself for writing so many smiley faces in each review!
When brennan mulwray finally stops, the audience is asleep.
Audience: ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzZZZ
Me: Hey! Audience! WAKE UP!
Audience: ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzz
Me: Sound FX dude, can you do something to wake them up?
Sound FX dude: Sure *evil grins*
Sound FX: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!
Audience: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZ
As brennan mulwray walks off the stage he steps on a twig. (sorry brennan if you're actually a girl, but I'm not quite sure what you gender is) and the audience suddenly wakes up.
Me: What the? Why are there twigs on the stage?!
Janitor: Oops! Sorry, I forgot to sweep the stage.
Me: How can you forget to sweep the stage! I told you we were going to need it for the Award show!
Janitor: Sorry! But I had better things to do!
Me: WHAT BETTER THINGS DOES A JANITOR HAVE TO DO?
Janitor: You know what! I don't have to answer that! You know why?! Because I QUIT!
Me: You can't quit!
Janitor: Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me?!
Me: Me!
Janitor: Oh yeah? How!?
Me: Like this!
I pull out my computer and I type something in. All of a sudden, the janitor turns into a fairy, and Gollum eats him.
George: *bubbles*
Me: Ok, now that that's over, let's move on to our next category...
Announcer: Okayyyyy...the next category is..........Most reviews by one reviewer! And the nominees are...
1. brennan mulwray
2. Triowyn
3. legolasette
4. shayday9
Announcer: And the winner isssssss... Verizon Wireless Guy: *pant* Can you *pant* hear me now? *pant and pauses* Good.
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy still being chased by Ganondorf.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can YOU hear me YET?!?! *pauses* YOU *beep* Hold on, I've got another call..*runs offstage*
Me: ok..... Well, the winner is.. Triowyn!
Audience: *cheers*
Triowyn: You like me! You really like me! The only person I want to thank, is myself. For, if I hadn't reviewed, then, I wouldn't be here today!
Me: So, you're not even going to thank me for writing the fanfic?
Triowyn: Ummm, well, no.
Me: Fine! Forget you!
I type something on my computer, and suddenly Legolas walks up.
Legolas: I want to break up.
Triowyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Legolas: I'm sorry, it's over.
Triowyn slaps Legolas, and then runs off the stage, crying.
Me: Okayyyyyyyy...next category!
Announcer: Ok, the next category issssssss...George's favorite character! George, will you do the honors by naming the nominees, and telling us who's the winner.
George: *bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
Announcer: And the winner isssssssss...
George: *bubbles*
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: That was the winner! Sadly, that person could not be here today to except this award, so on to the next category, which is...Most e-mails by one reviewer!
Me: And the nominees are...
1. Triowyn
2. hater*o*cows
3. shadyday9
4. Child of the Forest
Announcer: And the winner is...................
Me: Triowyn!
Audience: *cheers*
Triowyn: I don't wanna come up! I just lost my Legolas!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
George: *bubbles*
Me: Well, onto the next category, which is...
Announcer: Coolest fish!
Me: And the nominees are...
1. George
2. George
3. George
4. George
Me: And the winner is.........the fish Gollum ate at the beginning of Return of the King? You, know what? Forget that! George is the coolest fish!
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: What do you have to say for yourself George?
George: *bubbles*
Announcer: Okayyyyyyyyyy...next category please!
Me: Longest chapter!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. Chapter 8 Kereokee!
2. Chapter 4 Nabooru!
3. Chapter2 Merry & Pippin
4. Chapter 10 I Think I'm Seeing Doubles!
George (actually speaking): And the winner is...
Me: O.O
George: I said, and the winner is...
Audience: O.O
George: AND THE WINNER IS...
Me (stuttering): Ch...ch...chapter...8.
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! You guys fell for it! It was really me! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
George: *bubbles*
Me: Well, the chapter can't thank anyone, so I'll take credit, since I wrote it. I'd like to thank me, for writing this story!
Announcer: The next category isssssss...
Me: My favorite part in my fanfic so far!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. When Pippin & Merry keep asking, "Are we there yet?"
2. When Merry starts break dancing in chapter 4
3. When Gollum tried to get pass the Random Kokiri, in chapter 1
4. When Zelda dies!
Announcer: And the winner is...
Me: I can't decide, I like them all! ^-^
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: So, I guess, those are the top 4, instead of the one wonderful memory. Well anyways the next category is...
Me: Coolest Gerudo!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. Nabooru
2. Random Gerudo guarding the front gate in chapter 9
3. Leahla
4. Gerudo-Thief
Me: And the winner is...
Announcer: Gerudo-Thief? But, that's you.
Audience: *cheers*
Me: I know! I am my favorite Gerudo, and I'm not going to thank anyone, 'cuz I'm tired of it.
Announcer: Well, ok, the next category is...
George: *bubbles*
Me: That means, My favorite character! And the nominees are...
1. Child of da Forest
2. Gollum
3. Pippin
4. Ganondorf
George: *bubbles*
Audience: *cheers*
Me: Gollum!
Audience: *cheers*
Gollum walks up to the stage.
Gollum: We would like to thanksss our preciousssss, and no one else, because our precioussss is our only friendsess (coughs Gollum)
Me: Cool! You rock, Gollum!
I continue ranting on about how cool Gollum is...
Announcer: Ok! Stop talking about how cool Gollum is, and get on with the awards...
Me: It's soooo cool how he snatches the fish! Right out of the water! With his bare hands! Oh! Sorry, the next category is...Unluckiest person!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. Merry
2. Pippin
3. Sam
4. Frodo
Announcer: And the winner is....................Pippin!
Audience: *cheers*
Pippin walks up to the stage. He just stands there.
Announcer: Say something!
Pippin opens his mouth as if to talk.
Me: Say something! Anything!
George: *bubbles*
Pippin is about to say something...
All: *leans forward in anticipation*
Pippin passes out, and Merry comes up to the stage to help his cousin.
Merry: Sorry, folks, he never was much good at speeches.
Me: Okayyyyyyy...well, anyway, onto the next category!
Announcer: The next category is...Shortest chapter!
Me: And the nominees are...
1. Chapter 5 Sam!
2. Chapter 11 The Prank!
3. Chapter 2 Merry & Pippin!
4. Chapter 7 The Coming of Legolas, Triowyn, and Child of da Forest!
Announcer: I'll just tell you the winner, Sam!
Audience: *cheers*
Me: Wait! Wait! You can't do that! You have to build up anticipation! Oh, well, I'll let it go. But just this one time! Well, anyways, the next category is...Most pointless chapter.
Announcer: And the nominees are...hey! I think I'll do what I did last time, and just tell you which chapter is the most pointless. It is Chapter 4 Nabooru.
Audience: *cheers*
Me: Hey! Stop that! T_T
Announcer: All right, I'll try to stop. The next category is...here, I'll let you take this one.
Me: Thanks...
Announcer: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about George.
Me: T_T
George: *bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
Announcer: And the winner is...Amanda!
Me: I am NOT the creepiest character!
Announcer: Yes you are!
Me: I am not!
George: *bubbles*
Me: NOT YOU TOO, GEORGE!
Announcer: Next category...Shortest review!
Me: I'M GONNA SAY THE NOMINEES FOR THIS ONE!!!!!
1. HATER*O*COWS!!!!
2. SHADOWGUY!!!!
3. LEGOLASETTE!!!!
4. BRENNAN MULWRAY!!!!
Announcer: No need to shout...
Me: I'LL SHOUT IF I WANT TO!!!!
Announcer (in a small voice): Sorry...
Me: AND THE WINNER IS SHADOWGUY!!! WITH THE REVIEW, "NICE STORY."
Shadowguy: Nice story. Thanks for the award.
And then he walks off.
Me: And we'll be back with our final 2 awards right after this commercial break!
*cuts to commercial*
*Shows me and my friend Laura*
Laura: ITS VISA!!!!!!
Me: IT IS NOT!! ITS MASTERCARD!!!!!
Laura: VISA!!!!!
Me: MASTERCARD!!!!!!!!
Laura: VISA!!!!!!
Me: MASTERCARD!!!!!
Mrs. Clark (Laura's possessed former 5th grade teacher.shes not in that grade anymore!!!): Now now children, violence is not the answer. Peace to all. *shows her as a hippie*
Laura: FORGET YOU!!!! WE'RE BUSY!!!!! *punches Mrs. Hippie Clark*
Me: This is so pointless!!
Laura: Let's go get some pizza!
Me: Maybe that one cool dude'll be there.
Laura: Yeah, the one who gives out free drinks!!
Me: And then we can stop by BlockBuster and say hey to Jay!
*Shows me and Laura with pizza in one hand, free drinks in the other, and shaking hands with Jay with the third hand that magically popped out of our stomachs*
*Shows a sign at the bottom that says, "Arguments can last 30 seconds, but friendships last forever"*
*Shows Mrs. Hippie Clark with a black eye doing the peace sign*
Mrs. Clark: Now those are some good friends. Peace out, dawg.
Child of da Forest: Hey man, dats mah line!
Laura: Whose line is it anyway?
*cuts to BlockBuster commercial*
*shows Jay*
Jay: Hi, I'm Jay. Do you wanna know what happens when you get a match and explosives and some really fluffy animals?
Laura: What does that have to do with BlockBuster? All we want is to rent Kung Pow. *turns to Amanda* Is he always like this?
Me: Uhhhhhhhh..I dunno..Jay, are you always like this?
Jay: It's just cuz that stupid camera's here!!!!
Me: OK.....What does happen when you get matches, explosives, and fluffy animals?
Jay: Roadkill.
Laura: CAN WE JUST RENT THE FRIGGEN MOVIE?!?!!?!?
Jay: No, first I wanna show you!
Laura: MAN!!!!! AMANDA, I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS COOL!!!!!!!!!
Me: Well, he said it was the camera...
*shows me, Jay and Laura lighting a stuffed animal with an explosive on it and throwing it onto the highway at rush hour.*
Next Day
*Shows me, Laura, and Jay at court*
Judge: What EVER possessed you to throw a lighted stuffed animal with explosives on it onto the highway at RUSH HOUR?!?!?
Jay: It was the camera.
Me and Laura: Cuz we also thought it'd be cool.
Judge: Well, if that's it, ok, you can go.
Laura: Mr. Judge dude, YOU ROCK!!!! *rock on sign* ADRIAN, ROCK ON IS SO MINE!!!!!!
All: O.o
Laura: Hey man, I'm gonna make him read this...*shrugs*
All: O.o
*shows Adrian reading this*
Adrian: ok...O.o
*slices to Pizza Hut commercial*
Cool Dude: Hey Laura, you wanna free drink?
Random Pizza Hut dude in love with Laura and me: HAVE SOME CANDY!!!!!
Laura: My mom never taught me not to take candy from strangers, so, OK!!!! *takes candy*
Me: I like onions.
Random Pizza Dude: I like you. *gives them their check with "have a great day" with an exclamation point covered in hearts*
Cool Dude: Here, lemme take the money for the drinks off.*grabs bill and rips it up*
Me: What's up with that?
Cool Dude: HERE!! HAVE IT ALL FOR FREE!!! *laughs like a madman*
Laura: Okk, can we break to the Awards now?
Me: OK!!! We're BACK!!!
Laura: Wait, wait, wait, that little cuts to award show thing didn't pop up!!! CAN WE BREAK?!?! *yells to sidestage*
*breaks to some Spanish soap opera*
Random Pizza Dude: We didn't break, like my girlfriend said!
Laura: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! I am single though...
Me: Technically no, and that was random...but, hey! This whole story is random, so is ok!
Laura: Yeah...*goes over to a corner and stares into oblivion*
Me: Can we please just get back to the Award show?
*cuts to a Spanish soap operah*
Some Random Guy off the Spanish soap opera: Yeah! We only have 12 min. left! And I still have to break up with 14 girls, make up with two, kill my mom, and find out my best friend is gay, and is trying hit on me!
Laura: ¿Por qué no habla usted español? ¡La ESPERA, POR QUE HABLO yo ESPAÑOL?!
All: O.o
Spanish Dude: She said, " Why aren't you speaking Spanish? WAIT! WHY AM I SPEAKING SPANISH?!
Me: ¿Acabamos de romper?
Laura: Ole!
*Laura becomes a bull fighter*
Spanish Dude: Let's just cut to break...
*cuts to an episode of SpongeBob*
Me: LET'S STOP CUTTING TO DIFFERENT SHOWS!!! I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY SHOW!
Announcer: No! I am controlling what things we switch to! And I want to watch SbongeBob! I also want to see you suffer! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Laura hits Announcer.
Laura: Who are you anyway!
Annoucer: I WILL NEVER TELL YOU!!!!
Me: I can make you switch it back!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy being chased by a bunch of jellyfish.
Verizon Wireless Guy: CAN YOU HEAR ME YET! *pauses* FINE! I'M SWITCHING TO CINGULAR!
Me: I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY SHOW!
Taps my red slippers three times that suddenly appears on my feet.
Me: There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
I open my eyes, and I'm still at the same place I was.
Me: FORGET THIS!
I type something on a computer that suddenly appears, and I'm back on my show, and Luara is with me.
Me: Do you want to help me choose the next winners for the next categories.
Laura: *to busy singing her favorite songe*
Me: LAURA!
Laura: *still singing*
I turn the music off and she's still sing.
Me: Your not half bad! You could be on Terminian Idol!
Laura: *still singing*
Me: LAURA!
Laura: *still singing*
I start strangling Laura Simpson's style.
Laura: *still singing*
Me: FINE! I DON'T NEEP YOUR HELP HOSTING THE REST OF THE SHOW!
Laura: *stops singing* Oh, sorry, now I can help host! ^-^
Me: *eye twitches* And our next category issssss...............
Laura: *in a sing song voice* Looooooonget revieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Me: *eye twitches* and the nominees are...
Laura: *in a sing song voice*
1. Shinimegami-Rin
2. brennan mulwray
3. Child of the Forest
4. Triowyn
Announcer: And the winner is.....
Laura: SHINIMEGAMI-RIN!!!!!! COME ON UP HERE!!!!
Shin: HEY!! Chihuahuas are cute!!! *Shin walks off stage*
Laura: *acting all stupid* Hey, if you replace that "n" with a "t"..heh...hehe.heheheh...it spells something funny..
Announcer: Okkkk...Now onto our last category!!!
Me: Favorite Person Who Helped Me With This Chapter!!!! And the nominees are..
1. Laura
2. Laura
3. Laura
4. Laura
Me: And the winner is...
Announcer: LAURA!!!!!!
Me: Laura is the winner because, hehe, she's the only one who helped me with this chappy!!!
Laura: Ummmm..ummmm..I've never gotten an Award on a fanfic story before, so uhh, I feel kinda awkward here...*looks around nervously*
Me: DON'T BE NERVOUS!! *evil grin*
Laura: Ummm, I guess I'd like to thank myself for inviting Amanda over...so we could like, work on the thing...ya know, I always wanted to give a speech, too bad I didn't know I was gonna win this, I coulda written some awesome poem about it..so I guess I'll have to improvise...
I'd like to thank the world For trying to be kind to me But it's NOT!! But Amanda's always been there To give me awards when I'm feelin down So thanks Amanda For keeping me around And not just disregarding me Like the rest of the world ESPECIALLY MRS. CLARK!!!!!
*Laura flips Mrs. Clark off*
Laura: You rock Amanda! ROCK ON YALL!!!
*Cingular Guy aka Verizon Wireless Dude walks by*
Cingular Guy: Finally you can hear me! Wait, you mean you CAN'T HEAR ME?!?! FORGET IT!! I'M GOIN TO SPRINT!!! *throws the phone at Laura*
Cingular Guy: It's for YOU!!!!
Laura: 'Ello poppet? Ew's callin'?
Other line: Adrian!!!
Laura: YAY!!! *runs offstage with the phone*
Cingular Guy: Gimme my phone back!!!
Other line: Hold up dude!! Lemme call you back later and we can talk forever!!!
Me: BUT WE NEEDA FEENISH OUR SHOW!!!
Laura: *shrugs* sorry Adrian..
Announcer: BUT THE SHOWS OVER!!! You did the last award!!
Me: Oh, okay! Well, now I guess I can get started with the chapter! And who are you anyways?
Announcer: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!
Me: Yes I will! *I type something in on my computer*
Announcer: *turns into a fairy, and Gollum runs after the announcer* Fine! I'll tell you! If you turn me back!
Me: Okay! *I type something on my computer*
Announcer: Ok! I admit it! I Luigi!
Luigi: I had nothing better to do, my brother gets credit for everything, so I get stuck having to do extra jobs, even though I do just as much work as him! *curses Mario*
Me: Well, that was my Award show! I hope you all liked it! Now I will write the 12 chapter! With Laura's help!
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Billy: Now, who an I going to choose to do the next prank?
All: Him *they all point to the person to their right*
Billy: I think I'll choose...Merry.
Merry: Why me!
Billy: Because, Laura said so. ^-^
All: Who's Laura?
Me: My friend! And she's now a new character!
Laura: Thanks Amanda! ^-^
Me: OH CRAP! NOW I HAVE 22 CHARACTERS TO KEEP TRCK OF! T_T Well, ok, Laura, I guess you can be with them on the pranks. That means you're next!
Laura: Sweet!
Dominic: But you can't tell anyone about us!
Sean: Yeah! You can't tell anyone about Andy, Me, Elijah, Dominic, or Billy.
Me: Now, what prank do you want to pull?
Laura: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let's make Link fall in love with me!
Me: How are you going to do that?
Laura: With my charm!
Sam: What charm?
*Laura gives Sam an evil glare*
Me: Ok, you can try and get Link to fall in love with you. Ummmm, I'm gonna go play my ps2 now. Bye.
They all put the ring on and disappear.
Laura: LINNNNNNNNNNNNNK!
Link: *walks in* what?
Laura: Hey, what's up?
Link: Ummmm, the ceiling.
Laura: True, but I mean how are you doing.
Link: I'm not doing to good, I just lost 5,000 rupees, while I was playing cards with everyone else.
Laura: Oh, I am sooooooooooooooo sorry. Maybe I can help you win back that 5,000 rupees. I'm awesome at cards!
Link: Well, it's wortha shot. You know, you've got a good smile.
Laura: Thank you! ^-^
Pippin: *whispers* Holy crap! It's working!
Merry: But I also think she's falling for him.
Link: Who's talking?
Laura: Uhhhhhhhhh...no idea. *grins*
Link: Well, ok, let's go play cards. ^-^
They all take the ring off once Laura and Link leave.
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elijah: You know, she's good at that!
Billy: Yeah, but her prank backfired.
Gollum: Oh, well, now let's see...who has to do the next prank?
Merry: Hows about Andy!
Pippin: Yeah, and he could call some one in, say that he got lost, and Gollum has possessed his body!
Frodo: Yeah! That would be hilarious!
Sam: Who should he call in?
Gollum: Nabooru!! Calls in that nasty Gerudo!
Andy: Alright...
*they all put on the ring and disappear*
Andy: HELP!!! I need help!
*Nabooru runs in quite conveinentley*
Nabooru: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Andy: I'm not sure..*Gollum voice* but we wants the precious!!
Nabooru: Woah, what happened to YOU?
Andy: I got lost, and then this freaky looking creature came and jumped on my head. Next thing I know*in Gollum voice* the precious is calling us..WE WANTS IT!!!
Nabooru: Is there anything I can do to help???
Andy: Yeah! You can! *Gollum voice* NO YOUS CANT!!!! *andy* YES YOU CAN!!! *Gollum* NO YOUS CANT!!! *goes on for five minutes*
*Nabooru runs screaming from the room*
*all take the ring off, laughing their heads off*
Pippin: HOLY CRAP!!! MY HEAD FELL OFF!!!!
*Merry puts Pippin's head back on his neck*
Pippin: Thanks! Who ever you are.
Andy: NOW IT'S MY TURN TO CHOOSE WHO GETS TO GO NEXT!!! *evil grin*
*Everyone points to Sean*
Andy: I believe you have been chosen, Sean.
Sean: Awww, crap! What do I gotta do?
Andy: *evil grin* Depression is obsession...
Sean: WHAT?!?!?! You're confusing me!! *confused face*
Andy: You don't think you're fat, do you?
Sean: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?!?!? OF COURSE I'M NOT FAT!!! IF I WAS FAT, I'D BE DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME!!
Andy: Good, so pretend you're Sam and pretend you're all depressed cuz you're fat.
Sam: I AM NOT A FAT PERSON!! BUT I DO LIKE POTATOES!!
Andy: You're right, you're not a fat person. You're a fat hobbit!
Sam: T_T
Andy: OK, we'll put on the ring and you gotta cry because you think you're a fat hobbit.
*they slip on the ring and Sean pulls out and onion and makes himself cry*
Sean: WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!
*Ganondorf walks in*
Ganondorf: What's up with you?
Sean: I'M FAT!!!!! T_T
Ganondorf: Actually, you look two feet taller...HOW'D that happen!?!?! AM I SHRINKING?!?!?! GOD, IM SHRINKING!!!!! *runs out panicking and screaming, "IM SHRINKING!!! HELP!!!!"*
*they all take off the ring and laugh*
Merry: *starts crying 'cuz he's laughing so hard* I think my spleen exploded!!
All: O.o
Sean: Anyway, it's finally MY TURN!!!! *evil laugh* the only two people left are..Elijah and Dominic!!!! *looks at them thoughtfully*
Elijah: *whispers to Sean* I'll pay you 60 rupees to let me off for now..
Sean: OK, I decided DOMINIC!!!
Dominic: AWWW MAN!!!! NOT COOL!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?!?!?
Sean: Cuz Elijah's givin me 60 rupees!!
Dominic: SO NOT FAIR!!! Anyway, what do I have to do???
Sean: Hrmmmmm.. how about...you have to pretend you're a horse!!!
Dominic: WAIT!!! WHAT?!?!?!?
Sean: YOU HEARD ME!!! You're not deaf...are YOU?!?!
Dominic: NO!!!!!!
Sean: Good luuccckkk!!!
*they slip the ring on and Dominic gets down on all fours and neighs*
*Charlotte walks in*
Charlotte: Uhhhhh, are you feeling ok? And why are yiu 2 feet taller.
Dominic: *neighs an kicks Charlotte in the head"
Charlotte: Owwwwwwwwwwwwww! Why are you acting like horse with rabies?
Dminic: Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *kicks Charlotte again*
Charlotte: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Dominic: *kicks Charlotte out of the room*
Charlotte: I'm never gonna talk to you again! *slams the door*
*they all take the ring off*
Frodo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sam: Man, what's up her butt??
Dominic: Oops, that was my foot..
Elijah: I guess that leaves moi...
Dominic: Call everyone in and propose to Nabooru!!
Elijah: WHAT??!?! You're joking, RIGHT????? She's like, creepy looking!! Anyways, would that really be good for my star status?
Dominic: It's not really you!! They think it's Frodo!
Frodo: Yeah, they're gonna think it's me! HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! I'M NOT MARRYING HER!!!! SHES CREEPY!!!!
Sam: Hey, she might say no. I mean, she probably will. Why would a Gerudo marry YOU?? Why would ANYBODY MARRY YOU?? I mean, you're a fat hobbit!
Frodo: Not as fat as you, Samwise Gamgee!
Sam: T_T
Dominic: Have funnnnnn!!!
*they all put the ring on*
Elijah: Can everyone PLEASE COME IN HERE????
*everyone walks in, Link and Laura holding hands and Charlotte covered in bruises*
Elijah: Join the Dark Side Luke!
Link: *Darth Vader sound* Luke I am your father..
Laura: YOU HAVE A KID?!?!?!
Link: Noooo!! I just like that movie!!
Elijah: I thought you didn't have movies in your time!!!
Link: I mean, play, riiiggghhtt!
Elijah: Nabooru, I needa ask you something.*a wedding ring appears out of no where in his hand and he gets down on one knee*
Elijah: Nabooru, will you marry me?
All: O.O
Nabooru: I thought you'd never ask!!! YESSS!!!!!
All: *GASP* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, that is he end of chapter 12. Sorry I haven't updated for a while. But this was a long chapter! I'd like to thank my friend Laura, for helping me write this chapter! Thanks Laura! Her sn is epona's-song, if you could, when she get some stories up, please R&R them. Well, if you want to be in my story, please send me a review saying you'd like to be in it. Or just review and tell me how my story is doing. Well, I'll update tomorrow! So, until then, see ya!
Announcer: Hullo there! And welcome toooooooo...Amanda's Award Show! With our hosts..........................Amanda and George! For all of you who are wondering who George is...It's Amanda's fish!
Me aka Amanda: Thank you! And I'm glad to have you all here today to see who will win awards! Anyone can win awards, reviewers, characters, and even my fish George! Say hullo, George!
George: *bubbles*
Me: Okayyyyyy...Well here are the categories!
Announcer: And here are the categories!
1. Most smileys by one reviewer!
2. Most reviews by one reviewer!
3. George's favorite character!
4. Most e-mails by one reviewer!
5. Coolest fish!
6. Longest chapter!
7. Favorite part in my fanfic so far!
8. Coolest Gerudo!
9. My favorite character!
10. Unluckiest person!
11. Shortest chapter!
12. Most pointless chapter!
13. Creepiest character!
14. Shortest review!
15. Longest review!
16. Favorite Person who helped me with this chapter!
Me: Ok, when we get back, we'll starts giving out the awards!
*cuts to commercial*
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy at the Kokiro Village being attacked by a mob of angry Cucoos.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good.
Cucoos: Cucoo! *pecked at Verizon Wireless guys head*
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy running away from Morpha and an angry mob of Scarecrows at Lake Hylia.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy running from a mob of Gerudos, clutching the Ice Arroes in his hand.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good!
Random Gerudo: Gives us back our Ice Arrows!
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good.
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy being chased by a mob of Zoras in Zoras Domain, and he's giving them the finger. And he narrowly escapes.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good.
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy engaging to some Hylian chick.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now? *pauses* Good! I'm getting married!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy being beaten to death by Ganondorf.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Ouch! Can you...ouch! Hear me now? Ouch! *pauses* What do you mean you can't hear me! I need to get help! Come on!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy still being beaten to death, and he still can't get a good connection, so he throws his cell phone on the floor and stomps on it.
Verizon Wireless Guy: I quit!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy storming away.
*ends Verizon Wireless commercial an on to a Master Card commercial*
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy dialing a number to get a hold of the Hylian chick he proposed to earlier.
Cell Phone: 200 rupees
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy cussing out some guy at the Verizon Wireless Company because they disconnected his cell phone.
A good wireless plan: 30 rupees per month
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy calling everyone, and inviting them to the wedding, with him and the Hylian, as the Bride and Groom.
Wedding: 200,000 rupees
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy and the Hylian chick about to say I do...
The look on the Verizon Wireless Guys face when he finds out that the Hylian chick he's supposed to marry is the Bizarre Shop Owner, just as he's about to say I do: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card. Excepted in Hylian and Terminian shops everywhere.
*commercials end*
Me: All righty then! And we're back! Before we went to commercial, George and I we're about to give out the awards!
George: *bubbles*
Me: Ok! Well, lets start the awards! So, our first category is...most smileys by one reviewer! And our nominees are.
1. Triowyn
2. brennan mulwray
3. ummmm..............George!
4. Black Triforce
Announcer: And the winner issssssssssssss.............................
Me: brennan mulwray!
Audience: *cheers*
brennan mulwray runs up to the stage.
brennan mulwray: I'd like to thank my mom and my dad! I'd also like to thank Amanda for writing this story and making up this award show! I'd like to thank my computer for allowing me to type the reviews and not shutting down, and I'd like to thank fanfiction.net for allowing Amanda to put this story on...*continues thanking people for another 3 hours* But most of all, I'd like to thank myself for writing so many smiley faces in each review!
When brennan mulwray finally stops, the audience is asleep.
Audience: ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzZZZ
Me: Hey! Audience! WAKE UP!
Audience: ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzz
Me: Sound FX dude, can you do something to wake them up?
Sound FX dude: Sure *evil grins*
Sound FX: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!
Audience: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZ
As brennan mulwray walks off the stage he steps on a twig. (sorry brennan if you're actually a girl, but I'm not quite sure what you gender is) and the audience suddenly wakes up.
Me: What the? Why are there twigs on the stage?!
Janitor: Oops! Sorry, I forgot to sweep the stage.
Me: How can you forget to sweep the stage! I told you we were going to need it for the Award show!
Janitor: Sorry! But I had better things to do!
Me: WHAT BETTER THINGS DOES A JANITOR HAVE TO DO?
Janitor: You know what! I don't have to answer that! You know why?! Because I QUIT!
Me: You can't quit!
Janitor: Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me?!
Me: Me!
Janitor: Oh yeah? How!?
Me: Like this!
I pull out my computer and I type something in. All of a sudden, the janitor turns into a fairy, and Gollum eats him.
George: *bubbles*
Me: Ok, now that that's over, let's move on to our next category...
Announcer: Okayyyyy...the next category is..........Most reviews by one reviewer! And the nominees are...
1. brennan mulwray
2. Triowyn
3. legolasette
4. shayday9
Announcer: And the winner isssssss... Verizon Wireless Guy: *pant* Can you *pant* hear me now? *pant and pauses* Good.
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy still being chased by Ganondorf.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Can YOU hear me YET?!?! *pauses* YOU *beep* Hold on, I've got another call..*runs offstage*
Me: ok..... Well, the winner is.. Triowyn!
Audience: *cheers*
Triowyn: You like me! You really like me! The only person I want to thank, is myself. For, if I hadn't reviewed, then, I wouldn't be here today!
Me: So, you're not even going to thank me for writing the fanfic?
Triowyn: Ummm, well, no.
Me: Fine! Forget you!
I type something on my computer, and suddenly Legolas walks up.
Legolas: I want to break up.
Triowyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Legolas: I'm sorry, it's over.
Triowyn slaps Legolas, and then runs off the stage, crying.
Me: Okayyyyyyyy...next category!
Announcer: Ok, the next category issssssss...George's favorite character! George, will you do the honors by naming the nominees, and telling us who's the winner.
George: *bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
Announcer: And the winner isssssssss...
George: *bubbles*
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: That was the winner! Sadly, that person could not be here today to except this award, so on to the next category, which is...Most e-mails by one reviewer!
Me: And the nominees are...
1. Triowyn
2. hater*o*cows
3. shadyday9
4. Child of the Forest
Announcer: And the winner is...................
Me: Triowyn!
Audience: *cheers*
Triowyn: I don't wanna come up! I just lost my Legolas!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
George: *bubbles*
Me: Well, onto the next category, which is...
Announcer: Coolest fish!
Me: And the nominees are...
1. George
2. George
3. George
4. George
Me: And the winner is.........the fish Gollum ate at the beginning of Return of the King? You, know what? Forget that! George is the coolest fish!
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: What do you have to say for yourself George?
George: *bubbles*
Announcer: Okayyyyyyyyyy...next category please!
Me: Longest chapter!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. Chapter 8 Kereokee!
2. Chapter 4 Nabooru!
3. Chapter2 Merry & Pippin
4. Chapter 10 I Think I'm Seeing Doubles!
George (actually speaking): And the winner is...
Me: O.O
George: I said, and the winner is...
Audience: O.O
George: AND THE WINNER IS...
Me (stuttering): Ch...ch...chapter...8.
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! You guys fell for it! It was really me! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
George: *bubbles*
Me: Well, the chapter can't thank anyone, so I'll take credit, since I wrote it. I'd like to thank me, for writing this story!
Announcer: The next category isssssss...
Me: My favorite part in my fanfic so far!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. When Pippin & Merry keep asking, "Are we there yet?"
2. When Merry starts break dancing in chapter 4
3. When Gollum tried to get pass the Random Kokiri, in chapter 1
4. When Zelda dies!
Announcer: And the winner is...
Me: I can't decide, I like them all! ^-^
Audience: *cheers*
Announcer: So, I guess, those are the top 4, instead of the one wonderful memory. Well anyways the next category is...
Me: Coolest Gerudo!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. Nabooru
2. Random Gerudo guarding the front gate in chapter 9
3. Leahla
4. Gerudo-Thief
Me: And the winner is...
Announcer: Gerudo-Thief? But, that's you.
Audience: *cheers*
Me: I know! I am my favorite Gerudo, and I'm not going to thank anyone, 'cuz I'm tired of it.
Announcer: Well, ok, the next category is...
George: *bubbles*
Me: That means, My favorite character! And the nominees are...
1. Child of da Forest
2. Gollum
3. Pippin
4. Ganondorf
George: *bubbles*
Audience: *cheers*
Me: Gollum!
Audience: *cheers*
Gollum walks up to the stage.
Gollum: We would like to thanksss our preciousssss, and no one else, because our precioussss is our only friendsess (coughs Gollum)
Me: Cool! You rock, Gollum!
I continue ranting on about how cool Gollum is...
Announcer: Ok! Stop talking about how cool Gollum is, and get on with the awards...
Me: It's soooo cool how he snatches the fish! Right out of the water! With his bare hands! Oh! Sorry, the next category is...Unluckiest person!
Announcer: And the nominees are...
1. Merry
2. Pippin
3. Sam
4. Frodo
Announcer: And the winner is....................Pippin!
Audience: *cheers*
Pippin walks up to the stage. He just stands there.
Announcer: Say something!
Pippin opens his mouth as if to talk.
Me: Say something! Anything!
George: *bubbles*
Pippin is about to say something...
All: *leans forward in anticipation*
Pippin passes out, and Merry comes up to the stage to help his cousin.
Merry: Sorry, folks, he never was much good at speeches.
Me: Okayyyyyyy...well, anyway, onto the next category!
Announcer: The next category is...Shortest chapter!
Me: And the nominees are...
1. Chapter 5 Sam!
2. Chapter 11 The Prank!
3. Chapter 2 Merry & Pippin!
4. Chapter 7 The Coming of Legolas, Triowyn, and Child of da Forest!
Announcer: I'll just tell you the winner, Sam!
Audience: *cheers*
Me: Wait! Wait! You can't do that! You have to build up anticipation! Oh, well, I'll let it go. But just this one time! Well, anyways, the next category is...Most pointless chapter.
Announcer: And the nominees are...hey! I think I'll do what I did last time, and just tell you which chapter is the most pointless. It is Chapter 4 Nabooru.
Audience: *cheers*
Me: Hey! Stop that! T_T
Announcer: All right, I'll try to stop. The next category is...here, I'll let you take this one.
Me: Thanks...
Announcer: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about George.
Me: T_T
George: *bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
*bubbles*
Announcer: And the winner is...Amanda!
Me: I am NOT the creepiest character!
Announcer: Yes you are!
Me: I am not!
George: *bubbles*
Me: NOT YOU TOO, GEORGE!
Announcer: Next category...Shortest review!
Me: I'M GONNA SAY THE NOMINEES FOR THIS ONE!!!!!
1. HATER*O*COWS!!!!
2. SHADOWGUY!!!!
3. LEGOLASETTE!!!!
4. BRENNAN MULWRAY!!!!
Announcer: No need to shout...
Me: I'LL SHOUT IF I WANT TO!!!!
Announcer (in a small voice): Sorry...
Me: AND THE WINNER IS SHADOWGUY!!! WITH THE REVIEW, "NICE STORY."
Shadowguy: Nice story. Thanks for the award.
And then he walks off.
Me: And we'll be back with our final 2 awards right after this commercial break!
*cuts to commercial*
*Shows me and my friend Laura*
Laura: ITS VISA!!!!!!
Me: IT IS NOT!! ITS MASTERCARD!!!!!
Laura: VISA!!!!!
Me: MASTERCARD!!!!!!!!
Laura: VISA!!!!!!
Me: MASTERCARD!!!!!
Mrs. Clark (Laura's possessed former 5th grade teacher.shes not in that grade anymore!!!): Now now children, violence is not the answer. Peace to all. *shows her as a hippie*
Laura: FORGET YOU!!!! WE'RE BUSY!!!!! *punches Mrs. Hippie Clark*
Me: This is so pointless!!
Laura: Let's go get some pizza!
Me: Maybe that one cool dude'll be there.
Laura: Yeah, the one who gives out free drinks!!
Me: And then we can stop by BlockBuster and say hey to Jay!
*Shows me and Laura with pizza in one hand, free drinks in the other, and shaking hands with Jay with the third hand that magically popped out of our stomachs*
*Shows a sign at the bottom that says, "Arguments can last 30 seconds, but friendships last forever"*
*Shows Mrs. Hippie Clark with a black eye doing the peace sign*
Mrs. Clark: Now those are some good friends. Peace out, dawg.
Child of da Forest: Hey man, dats mah line!
Laura: Whose line is it anyway?
*cuts to BlockBuster commercial*
*shows Jay*
Jay: Hi, I'm Jay. Do you wanna know what happens when you get a match and explosives and some really fluffy animals?
Laura: What does that have to do with BlockBuster? All we want is to rent Kung Pow. *turns to Amanda* Is he always like this?
Me: Uhhhhhhhh..I dunno..Jay, are you always like this?
Jay: It's just cuz that stupid camera's here!!!!
Me: OK.....What does happen when you get matches, explosives, and fluffy animals?
Jay: Roadkill.
Laura: CAN WE JUST RENT THE FRIGGEN MOVIE?!?!!?!?
Jay: No, first I wanna show you!
Laura: MAN!!!!! AMANDA, I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS COOL!!!!!!!!!
Me: Well, he said it was the camera...
*shows me, Jay and Laura lighting a stuffed animal with an explosive on it and throwing it onto the highway at rush hour.*
Next Day
*Shows me, Laura, and Jay at court*
Judge: What EVER possessed you to throw a lighted stuffed animal with explosives on it onto the highway at RUSH HOUR?!?!?
Jay: It was the camera.
Me and Laura: Cuz we also thought it'd be cool.
Judge: Well, if that's it, ok, you can go.
Laura: Mr. Judge dude, YOU ROCK!!!! *rock on sign* ADRIAN, ROCK ON IS SO MINE!!!!!!
All: O.o
Laura: Hey man, I'm gonna make him read this...*shrugs*
All: O.o
*shows Adrian reading this*
Adrian: ok...O.o
*slices to Pizza Hut commercial*
Cool Dude: Hey Laura, you wanna free drink?
Random Pizza Hut dude in love with Laura and me: HAVE SOME CANDY!!!!!
Laura: My mom never taught me not to take candy from strangers, so, OK!!!! *takes candy*
Me: I like onions.
Random Pizza Dude: I like you. *gives them their check with "have a great day" with an exclamation point covered in hearts*
Cool Dude: Here, lemme take the money for the drinks off.*grabs bill and rips it up*
Me: What's up with that?
Cool Dude: HERE!! HAVE IT ALL FOR FREE!!! *laughs like a madman*
Laura: Okk, can we break to the Awards now?
Me: OK!!! We're BACK!!!
Laura: Wait, wait, wait, that little cuts to award show thing didn't pop up!!! CAN WE BREAK?!?! *yells to sidestage*
*breaks to some Spanish soap opera*
Random Pizza Dude: We didn't break, like my girlfriend said!
Laura: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! I am single though...
Me: Technically no, and that was random...but, hey! This whole story is random, so is ok!
Laura: Yeah...*goes over to a corner and stares into oblivion*
Me: Can we please just get back to the Award show?
*cuts to a Spanish soap operah*
Some Random Guy off the Spanish soap opera: Yeah! We only have 12 min. left! And I still have to break up with 14 girls, make up with two, kill my mom, and find out my best friend is gay, and is trying hit on me!
Laura: ¿Por qué no habla usted español? ¡La ESPERA, POR QUE HABLO yo ESPAÑOL?!
All: O.o
Spanish Dude: She said, " Why aren't you speaking Spanish? WAIT! WHY AM I SPEAKING SPANISH?!
Me: ¿Acabamos de romper?
Laura: Ole!
*Laura becomes a bull fighter*
Spanish Dude: Let's just cut to break...
*cuts to an episode of SpongeBob*
Me: LET'S STOP CUTTING TO DIFFERENT SHOWS!!! I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY SHOW!
Announcer: No! I am controlling what things we switch to! And I want to watch SbongeBob! I also want to see you suffer! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Laura hits Announcer.
Laura: Who are you anyway!
Annoucer: I WILL NEVER TELL YOU!!!!
Me: I can make you switch it back!
Shows Verizon Wireless Guy being chased by a bunch of jellyfish.
Verizon Wireless Guy: CAN YOU HEAR ME YET! *pauses* FINE! I'M SWITCHING TO CINGULAR!
Me: I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY SHOW!
Taps my red slippers three times that suddenly appears on my feet.
Me: There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
I open my eyes, and I'm still at the same place I was.
Me: FORGET THIS!
I type something on a computer that suddenly appears, and I'm back on my show, and Luara is with me.
Me: Do you want to help me choose the next winners for the next categories.
Laura: *to busy singing her favorite songe*
Me: LAURA!
Laura: *still singing*
I turn the music off and she's still sing.
Me: Your not half bad! You could be on Terminian Idol!
Laura: *still singing*
Me: LAURA!
Laura: *still singing*
I start strangling Laura Simpson's style.
Laura: *still singing*
Me: FINE! I DON'T NEEP YOUR HELP HOSTING THE REST OF THE SHOW!
Laura: *stops singing* Oh, sorry, now I can help host! ^-^
Me: *eye twitches* And our next category issssss...............
Laura: *in a sing song voice* Looooooonget revieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Me: *eye twitches* and the nominees are...
Laura: *in a sing song voice*
1. Shinimegami-Rin
2. brennan mulwray
3. Child of the Forest
4. Triowyn
Announcer: And the winner is.....
Laura: SHINIMEGAMI-RIN!!!!!! COME ON UP HERE!!!!
Shin: HEY!! Chihuahuas are cute!!! *Shin walks off stage*
Laura: *acting all stupid* Hey, if you replace that "n" with a "t"..heh...hehe.heheheh...it spells something funny..
Announcer: Okkkk...Now onto our last category!!!
Me: Favorite Person Who Helped Me With This Chapter!!!! And the nominees are..
1. Laura
2. Laura
3. Laura
4. Laura
Me: And the winner is...
Announcer: LAURA!!!!!!
Me: Laura is the winner because, hehe, she's the only one who helped me with this chappy!!!
Laura: Ummmm..ummmm..I've never gotten an Award on a fanfic story before, so uhh, I feel kinda awkward here...*looks around nervously*
Me: DON'T BE NERVOUS!! *evil grin*
Laura: Ummm, I guess I'd like to thank myself for inviting Amanda over...so we could like, work on the thing...ya know, I always wanted to give a speech, too bad I didn't know I was gonna win this, I coulda written some awesome poem about it..so I guess I'll have to improvise...
I'd like to thank the world For trying to be kind to me But it's NOT!! But Amanda's always been there To give me awards when I'm feelin down So thanks Amanda For keeping me around And not just disregarding me Like the rest of the world ESPECIALLY MRS. CLARK!!!!!
*Laura flips Mrs. Clark off*
Laura: You rock Amanda! ROCK ON YALL!!!
*Cingular Guy aka Verizon Wireless Dude walks by*
Cingular Guy: Finally you can hear me! Wait, you mean you CAN'T HEAR ME?!?! FORGET IT!! I'M GOIN TO SPRINT!!! *throws the phone at Laura*
Cingular Guy: It's for YOU!!!!
Laura: 'Ello poppet? Ew's callin'?
Other line: Adrian!!!
Laura: YAY!!! *runs offstage with the phone*
Cingular Guy: Gimme my phone back!!!
Other line: Hold up dude!! Lemme call you back later and we can talk forever!!!
Me: BUT WE NEEDA FEENISH OUR SHOW!!!
Laura: *shrugs* sorry Adrian..
Announcer: BUT THE SHOWS OVER!!! You did the last award!!
Me: Oh, okay! Well, now I guess I can get started with the chapter! And who are you anyways?
Announcer: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!
Me: Yes I will! *I type something in on my computer*
Announcer: *turns into a fairy, and Gollum runs after the announcer* Fine! I'll tell you! If you turn me back!
Me: Okay! *I type something on my computer*
Announcer: Ok! I admit it! I Luigi!
Luigi: I had nothing better to do, my brother gets credit for everything, so I get stuck having to do extra jobs, even though I do just as much work as him! *curses Mario*
Me: Well, that was my Award show! I hope you all liked it! Now I will write the 12 chapter! With Laura's help!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 12 PRANKSTERS GONE WILD! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Billy: Now, who an I going to choose to do the next prank?
All: Him *they all point to the person to their right*
Billy: I think I'll choose...Merry.
Merry: Why me!
Billy: Because, Laura said so. ^-^
All: Who's Laura?
Me: My friend! And she's now a new character!
Laura: Thanks Amanda! ^-^
Me: OH CRAP! NOW I HAVE 22 CHARACTERS TO KEEP TRCK OF! T_T Well, ok, Laura, I guess you can be with them on the pranks. That means you're next!
Laura: Sweet!
Dominic: But you can't tell anyone about us!
Sean: Yeah! You can't tell anyone about Andy, Me, Elijah, Dominic, or Billy.
Me: Now, what prank do you want to pull?
Laura: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let's make Link fall in love with me!
Me: How are you going to do that?
Laura: With my charm!
Sam: What charm?
*Laura gives Sam an evil glare*
Me: Ok, you can try and get Link to fall in love with you. Ummmm, I'm gonna go play my ps2 now. Bye.
They all put the ring on and disappear.
Laura: LINNNNNNNNNNNNNK!
Link: *walks in* what?
Laura: Hey, what's up?
Link: Ummmm, the ceiling.
Laura: True, but I mean how are you doing.
Link: I'm not doing to good, I just lost 5,000 rupees, while I was playing cards with everyone else.
Laura: Oh, I am sooooooooooooooo sorry. Maybe I can help you win back that 5,000 rupees. I'm awesome at cards!
Link: Well, it's wortha shot. You know, you've got a good smile.
Laura: Thank you! ^-^
Pippin: *whispers* Holy crap! It's working!
Merry: But I also think she's falling for him.
Link: Who's talking?
Laura: Uhhhhhhhhh...no idea. *grins*
Link: Well, ok, let's go play cards. ^-^
They all take the ring off once Laura and Link leave.
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elijah: You know, she's good at that!
Billy: Yeah, but her prank backfired.
Gollum: Oh, well, now let's see...who has to do the next prank?
Merry: Hows about Andy!
Pippin: Yeah, and he could call some one in, say that he got lost, and Gollum has possessed his body!
Frodo: Yeah! That would be hilarious!
Sam: Who should he call in?
Gollum: Nabooru!! Calls in that nasty Gerudo!
Andy: Alright...
*they all put on the ring and disappear*
Andy: HELP!!! I need help!
*Nabooru runs in quite conveinentley*
Nabooru: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Andy: I'm not sure..*Gollum voice* but we wants the precious!!
Nabooru: Woah, what happened to YOU?
Andy: I got lost, and then this freaky looking creature came and jumped on my head. Next thing I know*in Gollum voice* the precious is calling us..WE WANTS IT!!!
Nabooru: Is there anything I can do to help???
Andy: Yeah! You can! *Gollum voice* NO YOUS CANT!!!! *andy* YES YOU CAN!!! *Gollum* NO YOUS CANT!!! *goes on for five minutes*
*Nabooru runs screaming from the room*
*all take the ring off, laughing their heads off*
Pippin: HOLY CRAP!!! MY HEAD FELL OFF!!!!
*Merry puts Pippin's head back on his neck*
Pippin: Thanks! Who ever you are.
Andy: NOW IT'S MY TURN TO CHOOSE WHO GETS TO GO NEXT!!! *evil grin*
*Everyone points to Sean*
Andy: I believe you have been chosen, Sean.
Sean: Awww, crap! What do I gotta do?
Andy: *evil grin* Depression is obsession...
Sean: WHAT?!?!?! You're confusing me!! *confused face*
Andy: You don't think you're fat, do you?
Sean: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?!?!? OF COURSE I'M NOT FAT!!! IF I WAS FAT, I'D BE DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME!!
Andy: Good, so pretend you're Sam and pretend you're all depressed cuz you're fat.
Sam: I AM NOT A FAT PERSON!! BUT I DO LIKE POTATOES!!
Andy: You're right, you're not a fat person. You're a fat hobbit!
Sam: T_T
Andy: OK, we'll put on the ring and you gotta cry because you think you're a fat hobbit.
*they slip on the ring and Sean pulls out and onion and makes himself cry*
Sean: WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!
*Ganondorf walks in*
Ganondorf: What's up with you?
Sean: I'M FAT!!!!! T_T
Ganondorf: Actually, you look two feet taller...HOW'D that happen!?!?! AM I SHRINKING?!?!?! GOD, IM SHRINKING!!!!! *runs out panicking and screaming, "IM SHRINKING!!! HELP!!!!"*
*they all take off the ring and laugh*
Merry: *starts crying 'cuz he's laughing so hard* I think my spleen exploded!!
All: O.o
Sean: Anyway, it's finally MY TURN!!!! *evil laugh* the only two people left are..Elijah and Dominic!!!! *looks at them thoughtfully*
Elijah: *whispers to Sean* I'll pay you 60 rupees to let me off for now..
Sean: OK, I decided DOMINIC!!!
Dominic: AWWW MAN!!!! NOT COOL!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?!?!?
Sean: Cuz Elijah's givin me 60 rupees!!
Dominic: SO NOT FAIR!!! Anyway, what do I have to do???
Sean: Hrmmmmm.. how about...you have to pretend you're a horse!!!
Dominic: WAIT!!! WHAT?!?!?!?
Sean: YOU HEARD ME!!! You're not deaf...are YOU?!?!
Dominic: NO!!!!!!
Sean: Good luuccckkk!!!
*they slip the ring on and Dominic gets down on all fours and neighs*
*Charlotte walks in*
Charlotte: Uhhhhh, are you feeling ok? And why are yiu 2 feet taller.
Dominic: *neighs an kicks Charlotte in the head"
Charlotte: Owwwwwwwwwwwwww! Why are you acting like horse with rabies?
Dminic: Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *kicks Charlotte again*
Charlotte: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Dominic: *kicks Charlotte out of the room*
Charlotte: I'm never gonna talk to you again! *slams the door*
*they all take the ring off*
Frodo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sam: Man, what's up her butt??
Dominic: Oops, that was my foot..
Elijah: I guess that leaves moi...
Dominic: Call everyone in and propose to Nabooru!!
Elijah: WHAT??!?! You're joking, RIGHT????? She's like, creepy looking!! Anyways, would that really be good for my star status?
Dominic: It's not really you!! They think it's Frodo!
Frodo: Yeah, they're gonna think it's me! HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! I'M NOT MARRYING HER!!!! SHES CREEPY!!!!
Sam: Hey, she might say no. I mean, she probably will. Why would a Gerudo marry YOU?? Why would ANYBODY MARRY YOU?? I mean, you're a fat hobbit!
Frodo: Not as fat as you, Samwise Gamgee!
Sam: T_T
Dominic: Have funnnnnn!!!
*they all put the ring on*
Elijah: Can everyone PLEASE COME IN HERE????
*everyone walks in, Link and Laura holding hands and Charlotte covered in bruises*
Elijah: Join the Dark Side Luke!
Link: *Darth Vader sound* Luke I am your father..
Laura: YOU HAVE A KID?!?!?!
Link: Noooo!! I just like that movie!!
Elijah: I thought you didn't have movies in your time!!!
Link: I mean, play, riiiggghhtt!
Elijah: Nabooru, I needa ask you something.*a wedding ring appears out of no where in his hand and he gets down on one knee*
Elijah: Nabooru, will you marry me?
All: O.O
Nabooru: I thought you'd never ask!!! YESSS!!!!!
All: *GASP* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, that is he end of chapter 12. Sorry I haven't updated for a while. But this was a long chapter! I'd like to thank my friend Laura, for helping me write this chapter! Thanks Laura! Her sn is epona's-song, if you could, when she get some stories up, please R&R them. Well, if you want to be in my story, please send me a review saying you'd like to be in it. Or just review and tell me how my story is doing. Well, I'll update tomorrow! So, until then, see ya!