Hullo! I am here again to write another chapter to my story! Thank
you, to everyone who has reviewed. I'm sorry if you did not win an award,
but, I didn't want to go on thinking of things to give everyone an award.
It would have been boring for me, and I'd have to delay the chapter even
longer. Well, anyways, I guess I'll write chapter 13 now...
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Chapter 13 The Wedding
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Elijah's face went totally pale, and his throat was dry.
Elijah (throat's all dry and scratchy): What do you mean................yes?
Ganondorf: He must be in shock. I'd be shocked to if she said yes to me. One time, I proposed to her, and I think that's why she hated me in Oot and went all, anti-Ganon an me...
All: O.o
Link: You proposed to Nabooru?
Ganondorf: Yes, I did. And it was my biggest mistake, if I hadn't proposed, then she wouldn't hate me. And she wouldn't helped Link, and I wouldn't have been sealed away in the Sacred Realm.
Nabooru: I hate you Ganondorf.
Jack: I've never proposed to anyone. I've dated lots of girls, but I've never proposed to anyone...
Some Random Chick walks up, and slaps Jack.
Random Chick: What other women?
Then she walks off.
Other Random Chick: Who was that?
Jack: No one...
Other Random Chick slaps Jack, and then she walks off.
Yet, another Random Chick comes up and is about to slap Jack.
Jack: Hey! Wait! Before you slap me, let's nigotiate.
Random Chick: Like what?
Jack: I'll give you 1,000 rupees.
Random Chick: Ok.
She takes the 1,000 rupees from Jack, and then slaps him.
Jack: Hey! What was that for? I gave you the rupees.
Random Chick: I agreed to take he rupees. I didn't agree to not slap you.
Jack: Well, you got me there.
Random Chick walks off.
Link: Is Frodo still speechless?
Elijah: I...I...I...
Saria: Yup.
Nabooru: Let's have the wedding today! And why are you two feet taller?
Ganondorf: AHHHHHHHHH! I'M STILL SHRINKING!
Ganondorf runs out of the room screaming.
Elijah: Can you guys leave for a little bit and let me gather my thoughts...
Nabooru: Sure, but why?
Leahla: He must still be in shock that you said yes, he looks so happy! ^- ^
So, they all leave, leaving Elijah alone.
Nabooru: I guess I let you gather your thoughts, and, if you call the wedding of, I swear I send every evil thing in Hyrule and Terminia after you, to torture you slowly to death. Thrust me, I've got connections. And remember, the wedding is today. I'll go call caterers and a baker, and a I'll get a wedding dress, and I'll get you a suit, and I'll get bridesmaid dresses, and stuff like that.
And with those words, she left.
Elijah: Oh crap...
They didn't think it was possible, but his face got even paler, and they took the ring off.
Pippin: Who was that? I can't remember, I've still got amnesia...
Merry: The chick Elijah just proposed to was Nabooru, top Gerudo, besides Ganondorf.
Elijah: What am I supposed to do? I can't call the wedding off!
Frodo: I guess you're going to have to get married.
Elijah: No! YOU have to get married!
Frodo: I can't, Nabooru said she was getting the clothes, and she was getting clothes for YOUR size. Remember, I'm two feet shorter, if I put the clothes on, and she sees that I'm two feet shorter, she'll suspect something. I mean if she's almost top Gerudo, then she's no idiot.
Elijah: BUT I CAN'T MARRY HER!
At that moment, Will Turner walked in, and saw the 4 hobbits, Gollum, 4 hobbit look-a-likes that were two feet taller, and one weird looking guy.
Will: What's going on here?!
So, they told him who they were.
Will: So, it was actually you who proposed to Nabooru, and not Frodo?
Elijah: Yes, but she was supposed to say no!
Will: Now your engaged because of some prank?
Elijah: Yes...
Will: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What a loser!
Elijah kicked Will where the sun doesn't shine.
Will (tries to catch his breath): Ok, sorry! I've got a plan!
So, he whispers his plan, so that I can build up your anticipation. Heh...he...he...
Will walks into the other room.
Will: Charlotte, will you marry me?
Charlotte: Yes! But, what about Elizabeth?
Will: Charlotte, if I was still with Elizabeth, why would I be dating you?
Charlotte: I dunno...why where you dating me when you in love with Elizabeth?
Will: We broke up. She stalked me while we were dating, so I broke up with her. But she stalked even more, so I sued her and got a restraining order.
Charlotte: Oh! Ok, when do you want to get married?
Will: Well, let's wait 'till after Frodo and Nabooru's wedding.
Charlotte: Ok!
*5 hours later, just as their about to say their I do's*
Guy: Do you Nabooru, take Frodo Baggins to be your husband?
Nabooru: I do.
Guy: Do you Frodo Baggins, take Nabooru to be your wife?
Elijah: I *gulp* do.
Guy: If anyone has a reason why these two should not be together, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Will: I OBJECT!
All: *gasp*
Will: I do not think these two should be together, because I want to get married to Charlotte, and the author only wants one married couple in this story.
All: O.o
Me: It's true, I don't want my fic to turn into a romance fic, instead of humor. Humor is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better. And if I add a bunch of married couples, then how can I make that funny?! Your lucjy I even put one maried couple!
Will: So let's have a vote, we'll vote to see which couple should get married. Who votes for Nabooru and Frodo?
All (except for Elijah, Will, Charlotte, and me) raises their hand.
Me: Ummmm, who votes for Charlotte and Will?
Elijah, Charlotte, Will, and me raise our hands.
Nabooru: Looks like you're outnumbered...
Me: No! My vote counts for 1 billion!
Nabooru: No fair!
Me: It's my fic! I can do anything!
Nabooru: You cannot!
Me: Why do you people doubt me?!
I type something on my computer, and the (now) Sprint Guy comes up and hands Nabooru a cell phone.
Sprint Guy: It's for you.
Nabooru: Hello? *pauses* Yeah, this is her *pauses* What do you mean you can't attack Frodo if he decides to call the wedding off? *pauses* FINE!
Nabooru trows the phone on the floor and it breaks.
Sprint Guy: You can break my cell phone! Oh well, the wireless plan sucked, I'm switching to T-Mobile.
Elijah: Who was on the phone.
Nabooru: My connections.
Elijah: And what did they want to tell you?
Nabooru: I lost my connections.
Elijah: I CALL THE WEDDING OFF!
Nabooru runs to a different room, and cries for an hour.
Me: Soooooo, I guess Charlotte and Will are getting married!
Guy: Do you, Charlotte *Charlotte's last name* (I don't want to put your last name Charlotte) take Will Turner to be your husband?
Charlotte: I do!
Guy: Do you, Will Turner take Charlotte *Charlotte's last name* to be your wife?
Will: I do!
Guy: Does anyone object.
*scilence*
Guy: Then I pronounce you, Man and Wife. You may kiss the bride.
Will & Charlotte kiss.
Audience: EWWWWWWWWWW!
Charlotte: Grow up!
Charlotte and Will kiss for another hour.
Audience: Can we go yet?
Guy: Not 'till they're done kissing.
*another hour goes by*
Me: Now this is just sickening!
I type something on my computer, and Will dies.
Charlotte: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'MA WIDOW!
Me: Will you stop making out!
Charlotte: He's dead! I can't make out with him anymore!
Me: You know, I am the author, and I can do anything I want, like bring Will back.
Charlotte: What are you getting at?
Me: I can do anything, LIKE BRING WILL BACK!
Charlotte: I heard what you said, but what are you getting at?
Me: I CAN BRING WILL BACK!
Charlotte: But he's dead.
Me: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Charlotte: Oh............I get ya! You can make someone better for me.
Me: -_-; No *eye twitches* I mean, I can bring Will back to life.
Charlotte: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I see! ^-^
Me: But you have to promise, not to make out with Will for an hour, after I bring him back to life...
Charlotte: Ok, I'll keep it down to half an hour.
Me: Hows about you just be happy he's alive, and not make out with him at all...or at least not in front of me...
Audience: Or us!
Me: Hows about you don't makoe out at all. Like I said, I don't want this to be a romance fic.
Charlotte: fine!
I type something on my computer, and suddenly Will comes to life.
Will: Let's go on our honeymoon now.
Charlotte: Ok, where do you want to go?
Will: Let's go to ummmmm...the moon!
Charlotte: Ok, how do we get there.
Link: On the 3rd day at midnight, go up to clock tower, and play this song.
Link teaches them Oath to Order.
Charlotte: Will this work?
Link: Yup! It did for me! ^-^
Will: Ok, let's go!
Nabooru: I HATE YOU FRODO!
Link: Let's go find some place to rest, we've had a long day.
The four Hobbits and Gollum: We're going to stay here, we'll catch up in a minute.
Everyone else: Ok.
Then they all leave.
Elijah: That was close! I thought I was about to be a husband!
Frodo, the 3 actors, and the voice of Gollum take the ring off. Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gollum didn't put the ring on because they were able to attend the wedding.
Sam: For a moment, I thought Will's plan wouldn't work.
Me: I knew it'd work. Because I knew how I was going to write the story.
Merry: Will you stop bothering us?
Pippin: Who is that?
Merry: *eye twitches* How many times do I have to tell you who everyone is? That is Amanda, the author, she pops up every now and then to make our lives even more confusing.
Pippin: Hey! It's not my fault I have amnesia!
Merry: You shouldn't have ticked Dominic of, then he wouldn't have hit you.
Billy: Pippin's cool!
Sean: You only think he's cool because you played him in the movie.
Billy: So! I wouldn't have played Pippin if I hadn't thought he was cool!
*meanwhile with Link and all*
Me: I'm gonna put a few more Zelda characters in, because, I think I may not be talking about Zelda as much as I should, I mean it IS under the Zelda category. So here they are.
All of a sudden, Ruto, Impa, Rauru, Darunia, Mido, and Kaepora Gaebora appeared.
Me: Oh crap! Now I'm up to *counts on fingers* No that can't be right *recounts* Yes it is! I've got 28 characters! I've got to go regain my senses. What was I thinking adding 6 more characters!
Link: Well, hello.
Ruto: I LOVE YOU LINK!
Link: NOOOOOO! IT'S HER!
Ruto: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID!
Link (pulls out his master sword): I'LL TURN YOU INTO SUSHI!
Triowyn storms up and slaps Link.
Link: What was that for?
Triowyn: Hellllllloooooo! I'm a Zora! And telling a Zora that you will chop them up into sushi imphasizes that Zoras are fish. And that is very insulting!
So, Triowyn slapped him again.
Link: What was that for!
Triowyn: Legolas broke up with me!
Link: So why do you have to hit me?
Triowyn: Because you're the closest person standing by, and I had to let my anger out somehow!
Link: FINE!
Triowyn slaps Link again.
Link: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!
Triowyn: For yelling at me!
Laura: Why are you hitting my boyfriend?
Triowyn: Because I can!
Laura: Ok, he was starting to get on my nerves. He's always yelling at me. T_T
Link: NAME ONE TIME I'VE YELLED AT YOU!
Laura: JUST NOW!
Link: Fine! Since I can clearly since I'm not welcome, I'm going to go sit over there.
Link sits down somewhere, and he curls into a ball and rocks back and forth, repeatedly muttering, "No one likes me, no one likes me, no one likes me."
Me: *slaps Link* Snap out of it!
Link: Thanks, I needed that.
Nabooru: I thought you needed to go regain your senses.
Me: Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm gonna go now.
*poof*
Rauru: I'm hungry...
Nabooru: Have some leftover wedding cake, that was SUPPOSED to be for me and Frodo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! T_T
Ganondorf: Where are they anyway?
Nathan: I don't know. ^-^
Ganondorf: You can really stop smiling now.
Nathan: Ok. ^-^
Ganondorf: Stop smiling!
Nathan: I can't. ^-^
Ganondorf: What do you mean you can't stop smiling?
Nathan: I've tried, and tried, and tried to stop smiling, but I can't. ^-^
Ganondorf: Why can't you stop?
Nathan: I smiled a lot when I was little, and it stuck. ^-^
Ganondorf: Oh, I'm sorry. That would suck!
Nathan: It does, any time I get mad at someone they start laughing, because I'm smiling at them. ^-^
Ganondorf: Oh well, I guess you'll have to live with it.
Nathan: I have been. ^-^
*meanwhile*
Frodo: Well, I guess we should go now, they'll start to get worried.
So Andy, Sean, Dominic, Billy, and Elijah put the ring on, and fallowed the other 5 to the rest of the group, it was a little after midnight.
*meanwhile*
Charlotte: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Help me Will!
Will: I'll save you!
They were battling the Skull-Kid at the top of Clock Tower.
Charlotte: Maybe we should play the song...
Will: How can we play a song at a time like this?!?!?!? We're being attacked by a creature.
Charlotte: Well, fine! I'm going to try it out anyway...
So she started singing the Oath to Order...All of a sudden the ground shook, and four people came from four different parts of Terminia.
Will: They look like rocks with eyes, green hair, long legs, and long arms.
Charlotte: Those are sooooooome ugly people.
One of the Giants heard what they were saying about them.
1st Giant: mmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2nd Giant: mmmooooannnnnnnn...mmmmooooaaaannnnnnnn...mooooaaannn
3rd Giant: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
4th Giant: moan
Then they turned around and went back to their different parts of Terminia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, that's the 13th chapter I hope you like it. I think I'll take your advice, brennan, and actually get some sleep now. Please R&R See ya!
-Amanda
Elijah's face went totally pale, and his throat was dry.
Elijah (throat's all dry and scratchy): What do you mean................yes?
Ganondorf: He must be in shock. I'd be shocked to if she said yes to me. One time, I proposed to her, and I think that's why she hated me in Oot and went all, anti-Ganon an me...
All: O.o
Link: You proposed to Nabooru?
Ganondorf: Yes, I did. And it was my biggest mistake, if I hadn't proposed, then she wouldn't hate me. And she wouldn't helped Link, and I wouldn't have been sealed away in the Sacred Realm.
Nabooru: I hate you Ganondorf.
Jack: I've never proposed to anyone. I've dated lots of girls, but I've never proposed to anyone...
Some Random Chick walks up, and slaps Jack.
Random Chick: What other women?
Then she walks off.
Other Random Chick: Who was that?
Jack: No one...
Other Random Chick slaps Jack, and then she walks off.
Yet, another Random Chick comes up and is about to slap Jack.
Jack: Hey! Wait! Before you slap me, let's nigotiate.
Random Chick: Like what?
Jack: I'll give you 1,000 rupees.
Random Chick: Ok.
She takes the 1,000 rupees from Jack, and then slaps him.
Jack: Hey! What was that for? I gave you the rupees.
Random Chick: I agreed to take he rupees. I didn't agree to not slap you.
Jack: Well, you got me there.
Random Chick walks off.
Link: Is Frodo still speechless?
Elijah: I...I...I...
Saria: Yup.
Nabooru: Let's have the wedding today! And why are you two feet taller?
Ganondorf: AHHHHHHHHH! I'M STILL SHRINKING!
Ganondorf runs out of the room screaming.
Elijah: Can you guys leave for a little bit and let me gather my thoughts...
Nabooru: Sure, but why?
Leahla: He must still be in shock that you said yes, he looks so happy! ^- ^
So, they all leave, leaving Elijah alone.
Nabooru: I guess I let you gather your thoughts, and, if you call the wedding of, I swear I send every evil thing in Hyrule and Terminia after you, to torture you slowly to death. Thrust me, I've got connections. And remember, the wedding is today. I'll go call caterers and a baker, and a I'll get a wedding dress, and I'll get you a suit, and I'll get bridesmaid dresses, and stuff like that.
And with those words, she left.
Elijah: Oh crap...
They didn't think it was possible, but his face got even paler, and they took the ring off.
Pippin: Who was that? I can't remember, I've still got amnesia...
Merry: The chick Elijah just proposed to was Nabooru, top Gerudo, besides Ganondorf.
Elijah: What am I supposed to do? I can't call the wedding off!
Frodo: I guess you're going to have to get married.
Elijah: No! YOU have to get married!
Frodo: I can't, Nabooru said she was getting the clothes, and she was getting clothes for YOUR size. Remember, I'm two feet shorter, if I put the clothes on, and she sees that I'm two feet shorter, she'll suspect something. I mean if she's almost top Gerudo, then she's no idiot.
Elijah: BUT I CAN'T MARRY HER!
At that moment, Will Turner walked in, and saw the 4 hobbits, Gollum, 4 hobbit look-a-likes that were two feet taller, and one weird looking guy.
Will: What's going on here?!
So, they told him who they were.
Will: So, it was actually you who proposed to Nabooru, and not Frodo?
Elijah: Yes, but she was supposed to say no!
Will: Now your engaged because of some prank?
Elijah: Yes...
Will: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What a loser!
Elijah kicked Will where the sun doesn't shine.
Will (tries to catch his breath): Ok, sorry! I've got a plan!
So, he whispers his plan, so that I can build up your anticipation. Heh...he...he...
Will walks into the other room.
Will: Charlotte, will you marry me?
Charlotte: Yes! But, what about Elizabeth?
Will: Charlotte, if I was still with Elizabeth, why would I be dating you?
Charlotte: I dunno...why where you dating me when you in love with Elizabeth?
Will: We broke up. She stalked me while we were dating, so I broke up with her. But she stalked even more, so I sued her and got a restraining order.
Charlotte: Oh! Ok, when do you want to get married?
Will: Well, let's wait 'till after Frodo and Nabooru's wedding.
Charlotte: Ok!
*5 hours later, just as their about to say their I do's*
Guy: Do you Nabooru, take Frodo Baggins to be your husband?
Nabooru: I do.
Guy: Do you Frodo Baggins, take Nabooru to be your wife?
Elijah: I *gulp* do.
Guy: If anyone has a reason why these two should not be together, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Will: I OBJECT!
All: *gasp*
Will: I do not think these two should be together, because I want to get married to Charlotte, and the author only wants one married couple in this story.
All: O.o
Me: It's true, I don't want my fic to turn into a romance fic, instead of humor. Humor is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better. And if I add a bunch of married couples, then how can I make that funny?! Your lucjy I even put one maried couple!
Will: So let's have a vote, we'll vote to see which couple should get married. Who votes for Nabooru and Frodo?
All (except for Elijah, Will, Charlotte, and me) raises their hand.
Me: Ummmm, who votes for Charlotte and Will?
Elijah, Charlotte, Will, and me raise our hands.
Nabooru: Looks like you're outnumbered...
Me: No! My vote counts for 1 billion!
Nabooru: No fair!
Me: It's my fic! I can do anything!
Nabooru: You cannot!
Me: Why do you people doubt me?!
I type something on my computer, and the (now) Sprint Guy comes up and hands Nabooru a cell phone.
Sprint Guy: It's for you.
Nabooru: Hello? *pauses* Yeah, this is her *pauses* What do you mean you can't attack Frodo if he decides to call the wedding off? *pauses* FINE!
Nabooru trows the phone on the floor and it breaks.
Sprint Guy: You can break my cell phone! Oh well, the wireless plan sucked, I'm switching to T-Mobile.
Elijah: Who was on the phone.
Nabooru: My connections.
Elijah: And what did they want to tell you?
Nabooru: I lost my connections.
Elijah: I CALL THE WEDDING OFF!
Nabooru runs to a different room, and cries for an hour.
Me: Soooooo, I guess Charlotte and Will are getting married!
Guy: Do you, Charlotte *Charlotte's last name* (I don't want to put your last name Charlotte) take Will Turner to be your husband?
Charlotte: I do!
Guy: Do you, Will Turner take Charlotte *Charlotte's last name* to be your wife?
Will: I do!
Guy: Does anyone object.
*scilence*
Guy: Then I pronounce you, Man and Wife. You may kiss the bride.
Will & Charlotte kiss.
Audience: EWWWWWWWWWW!
Charlotte: Grow up!
Charlotte and Will kiss for another hour.
Audience: Can we go yet?
Guy: Not 'till they're done kissing.
*another hour goes by*
Me: Now this is just sickening!
I type something on my computer, and Will dies.
Charlotte: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'MA WIDOW!
Me: Will you stop making out!
Charlotte: He's dead! I can't make out with him anymore!
Me: You know, I am the author, and I can do anything I want, like bring Will back.
Charlotte: What are you getting at?
Me: I can do anything, LIKE BRING WILL BACK!
Charlotte: I heard what you said, but what are you getting at?
Me: I CAN BRING WILL BACK!
Charlotte: But he's dead.
Me: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Charlotte: Oh............I get ya! You can make someone better for me.
Me: -_-; No *eye twitches* I mean, I can bring Will back to life.
Charlotte: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I see! ^-^
Me: But you have to promise, not to make out with Will for an hour, after I bring him back to life...
Charlotte: Ok, I'll keep it down to half an hour.
Me: Hows about you just be happy he's alive, and not make out with him at all...or at least not in front of me...
Audience: Or us!
Me: Hows about you don't makoe out at all. Like I said, I don't want this to be a romance fic.
Charlotte: fine!
I type something on my computer, and suddenly Will comes to life.
Will: Let's go on our honeymoon now.
Charlotte: Ok, where do you want to go?
Will: Let's go to ummmmm...the moon!
Charlotte: Ok, how do we get there.
Link: On the 3rd day at midnight, go up to clock tower, and play this song.
Link teaches them Oath to Order.
Charlotte: Will this work?
Link: Yup! It did for me! ^-^
Will: Ok, let's go!
Nabooru: I HATE YOU FRODO!
Link: Let's go find some place to rest, we've had a long day.
The four Hobbits and Gollum: We're going to stay here, we'll catch up in a minute.
Everyone else: Ok.
Then they all leave.
Elijah: That was close! I thought I was about to be a husband!
Frodo, the 3 actors, and the voice of Gollum take the ring off. Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gollum didn't put the ring on because they were able to attend the wedding.
Sam: For a moment, I thought Will's plan wouldn't work.
Me: I knew it'd work. Because I knew how I was going to write the story.
Merry: Will you stop bothering us?
Pippin: Who is that?
Merry: *eye twitches* How many times do I have to tell you who everyone is? That is Amanda, the author, she pops up every now and then to make our lives even more confusing.
Pippin: Hey! It's not my fault I have amnesia!
Merry: You shouldn't have ticked Dominic of, then he wouldn't have hit you.
Billy: Pippin's cool!
Sean: You only think he's cool because you played him in the movie.
Billy: So! I wouldn't have played Pippin if I hadn't thought he was cool!
*meanwhile with Link and all*
Me: I'm gonna put a few more Zelda characters in, because, I think I may not be talking about Zelda as much as I should, I mean it IS under the Zelda category. So here they are.
All of a sudden, Ruto, Impa, Rauru, Darunia, Mido, and Kaepora Gaebora appeared.
Me: Oh crap! Now I'm up to *counts on fingers* No that can't be right *recounts* Yes it is! I've got 28 characters! I've got to go regain my senses. What was I thinking adding 6 more characters!
Link: Well, hello.
Ruto: I LOVE YOU LINK!
Link: NOOOOOO! IT'S HER!
Ruto: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID!
Link (pulls out his master sword): I'LL TURN YOU INTO SUSHI!
Triowyn storms up and slaps Link.
Link: What was that for?
Triowyn: Hellllllloooooo! I'm a Zora! And telling a Zora that you will chop them up into sushi imphasizes that Zoras are fish. And that is very insulting!
So, Triowyn slapped him again.
Link: What was that for!
Triowyn: Legolas broke up with me!
Link: So why do you have to hit me?
Triowyn: Because you're the closest person standing by, and I had to let my anger out somehow!
Link: FINE!
Triowyn slaps Link again.
Link: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!
Triowyn: For yelling at me!
Laura: Why are you hitting my boyfriend?
Triowyn: Because I can!
Laura: Ok, he was starting to get on my nerves. He's always yelling at me. T_T
Link: NAME ONE TIME I'VE YELLED AT YOU!
Laura: JUST NOW!
Link: Fine! Since I can clearly since I'm not welcome, I'm going to go sit over there.
Link sits down somewhere, and he curls into a ball and rocks back and forth, repeatedly muttering, "No one likes me, no one likes me, no one likes me."
Me: *slaps Link* Snap out of it!
Link: Thanks, I needed that.
Nabooru: I thought you needed to go regain your senses.
Me: Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm gonna go now.
*poof*
Rauru: I'm hungry...
Nabooru: Have some leftover wedding cake, that was SUPPOSED to be for me and Frodo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! T_T
Ganondorf: Where are they anyway?
Nathan: I don't know. ^-^
Ganondorf: You can really stop smiling now.
Nathan: Ok. ^-^
Ganondorf: Stop smiling!
Nathan: I can't. ^-^
Ganondorf: What do you mean you can't stop smiling?
Nathan: I've tried, and tried, and tried to stop smiling, but I can't. ^-^
Ganondorf: Why can't you stop?
Nathan: I smiled a lot when I was little, and it stuck. ^-^
Ganondorf: Oh, I'm sorry. That would suck!
Nathan: It does, any time I get mad at someone they start laughing, because I'm smiling at them. ^-^
Ganondorf: Oh well, I guess you'll have to live with it.
Nathan: I have been. ^-^
*meanwhile*
Frodo: Well, I guess we should go now, they'll start to get worried.
So Andy, Sean, Dominic, Billy, and Elijah put the ring on, and fallowed the other 5 to the rest of the group, it was a little after midnight.
*meanwhile*
Charlotte: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Help me Will!
Will: I'll save you!
They were battling the Skull-Kid at the top of Clock Tower.
Charlotte: Maybe we should play the song...
Will: How can we play a song at a time like this?!?!?!? We're being attacked by a creature.
Charlotte: Well, fine! I'm going to try it out anyway...
So she started singing the Oath to Order...All of a sudden the ground shook, and four people came from four different parts of Terminia.
Will: They look like rocks with eyes, green hair, long legs, and long arms.
Charlotte: Those are sooooooome ugly people.
One of the Giants heard what they were saying about them.
1st Giant: mmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2nd Giant: mmmooooannnnnnnn...mmmmooooaaaannnnnnnn...mooooaaannn
3rd Giant: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
4th Giant: moan
Then they turned around and went back to their different parts of Terminia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, that's the 13th chapter I hope you like it. I think I'll take your advice, brennan, and actually get some sleep now. Please R&R See ya!
-Amanda