Hullo! I'm back again to write the 14th chapter. Oh, and Nathan aka
Linko, it's not some other Nathan, I just thought I'd let you know.
Ummmmm...I don't wanna write a long authors note, so I think I'm gonna
start the chapter now...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 14 Tingle! Tingle! Koo-loo! Limpah! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Frodo and all arrived at the place where Link and all were.
Sam: Who are these 6 other people?
Ganondorf: Well, this is Rauru, this is Ruto, this is Impa, this is Darunia, this is Mido, and this is Kaepora Gaebora.
Rauru (is stuffing his face with left over wedding cake): 'Ubo, mah farme ib Raboo.
All: O.o
Pippin: What did you say?
Rauru: *gulp* I said, Hullo, my name is Rauru.
Merry: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ok.
Ruto: Hullo, I'm Ruto, have and of you seen Link around........THERE YOU ARE LINKY!
Impa: Hello, I am Impa, I was Zelda's caretaker. But she was killed, and I swore to seek revenge upon her murderer! *laughs like a madwoman*
Merry cowers back, because, if you remember, he was the one who killed her.
Darunia: Hey, I'm Darunia. You don't happen to have any rocks with you.............do you?
Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gollum shake their heads no.
Darunia: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ok.
Mido: Hey, I'm Mido. I have nothing to say.
Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot!
Link: Well, now that you guys are here, I guess since we found some pirates...wait! The only pirates we found were Leahla and Jack! Leahla! Why didn't you get some more pirates!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Leahla: Hey! You didn't tell me to get any more pirates! You just told me, "Hey, can you come with us to try and get them back to Middle Earth?" So I said yes. You never told me anything about getting anymore pirates!
Link: Ohhhhhhhhh, Heh...he...he...sorry. Well, then Nabooru! You were the one who said you could get us some pirates!
Nabooru: I'm sorry! But during the wedding yesterday, I heard all the pirates fleeing from something, I think on of them saying something about a Black Rider? Whatever that is...
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Gollum's face went totally pale.
Pippin: What's a Black Rider?
Merry: *eye twitches* Pippin, I'm tired of telling you who everyone is, I don't care if you have amnesia.
Pippin: Fine! If you ever get amnesia, I'm not telling you who anyone is!
Merry: I DON'T CARE!!! I'M NEVER GONNA GET AMNESIA!
All of a sudden, something myteriously hit Merry n the back of the head, knocking him unconcious for a minute.
Merry: Wha? Where am I? Who am I?
Pippin: I'm not going to tell you!
Merry: Who are you?
Pippin: I'm NOT going to tell you!
Sam: Don't be so mean, Pippin.
Pippin: Don't talk to me! I don't even remember who you are!
Sam: Well, sorry!
Pippin: Fine, I'll tell him who I am! Merry, I am Pippin, your cousin. And you are Merry.
Merry: I knew you couldn't keep what you said...
Pippin: So, you really don't have amnesia?
Merry: No, I was just seeing if you'd tell me who anybody was.
Pippin: MERRY! I SWEAR! NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT...I REALLY WILL GIVE YOU AMNESIA.
Saria: Pippin, do you still like me?
Pippin: NO!
Saria: T_T But you said you liked me the other day! What happened between us?!?!?!?
Pippin: There never was anything between us!
Brandy: Yeah! He likes me!
Pippin: I don't like either of you, I can't even remember who you are!
A/N: Remember, Only the Hobbits, Gollum, and their "doubles" know that Pippin got amnesia twice. They still think it was Child of da Forest. And they still don't know about the Hobbit's "doubles".
Random Person: We already knew that!
Me: Sorry! I was just checking. Now, back to our reagularly schedualed program.
Saria: CHILD OF DA FOREST! I HATE YOU! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE PIPPIN AMNESIA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Child of da Forest: Hey! I didn't mean to! All I meant to do was hit him with the vase! I'ma very selfish person! He got a better score than me in the singing contest!
Brandy: You didn't have to give him amnesia!
So, they all sat there and argued for a while.
*meanwhile*
Will: Hey! Why are you giants leaving!?!?!? We need your help!
1st Giant: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!
Charlotte (in a slow, moany, voice like the giants): Whaaaaaaaaaat dooooooooooo yoooooooouuuuuu meeeeeeaaaaaaan yoooooouuuuu caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't heeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllp uuuuuussssssss?
Will: What in the world, are you doing!?!?
Charlotte: I speak giant.
Will: So what did they say?
Charlotte: They don't want to help us, because we called them ugly.
Will: So tell them sorry!
Charlotte: Well, ok, IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Giant: mmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
All of a sudden, the four giants turned back around, and held the moon up.
Charlotte: TTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKK YYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Then Charlotte and Will were trnsported to the moon.
Will: I never thought we'd make it!
*meanwhile*
Link: Can you guys stop arguing, so we can move on?
Nabooru: But we don't even know where to find some pirates.
Link: So, well go to see another great fairy.
Brandy: Yeah, but I don't know how to get there.
Ganondorf: Me either.
Frodo: Does ANYONE know how to get there?
All: *silence*
Link: So, uhhhhh, where do we start?
All of a sudden they felt a presence hovering high above them.
Link: What the? Who is that?
They looked up, and high above them, they saw something red and green.
Sam: Shoot it!
Link: Well, ok.
So, Link pulled out his bow and arrow and shoot. It hit the red part of the thing, and it pooped! The green part fell down.
Person: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Link screams like a 2 year old girl.
All: O.o
Link: It's...it's...it's Tingle!
Tingle: Would you like to buy one of my maps, Mr. Fairy?
Link: Fine! Fine! I will if you go away!
Tingle: Which map would you like, Mr. Fairy?
Snowhead 20
Romani Ranch 20
The Way to Great Fairy's Fountain 40
Tingle: Which one will you buy, Mr. Fairy?
Link: Did you say there was one for a way to the Great Fairies Fountain?
Tingle: I sure did, Mr. Fairy! ^-^
Link: Well, can I buy it?
Tingle: Ok, just fork over the rupees, Mr. Fairy! ^-^
Link: Uhhhhhhhhh...I don't have 40 rupees, can I borrow some from someone?
*silence*
Link: Ohhhhh, come on! Someone has to have 40 rupees!
*even more silence*
Link: Maybe we can put out money together? I'm sure we have enough money to buy the map!
*once again silence*
So, Link went around seeing how much rupees everybody had. He got a total of 3.
Link: How do we only have 3 rupees!?!?!?!?!?
Ganondorf: We didn't think we'd need any rupees. I thought they'd just be extra luggage that nobody would use. Plus, I was thinking if we did need money, I could just borrow some from someone else...
Everyone else: Yeah, we thought that too.
Link: Well, we don't have enough rupees. Is there anything else we can do, like sell give you some arrows or Deku Nuts or anything else like that?
Tingle: Well, I have an idea, it'll get you all the maps I have...
Link: What!?!?!?!?!?!
Tingle: You can take me along with you! I have all the maps, so you don't have to buy any! ^-^
Link: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? WADDYA MEAN TAKE YOU WITH US?!?!?!?!?!?
Tingle: Yeah! I want to go with you!
Nathan: I say, let him go. ^-^
Link: Well, I DON'T!!!
Ruto: There's no need to yell, Linky-poo.
Laura: Are you hitting on my boyfriend?
Ruto: You have a girlfriend?!?!?!? Link! I'm your fiancé!
Laura: Your engaged?
Ruto slapped Link, and Laura kicked him where the sun don't shine.
Link: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Holy mother! Ughhhhhhhhhhh! Holy cow!
Rauru: Holy cow? Where?
Impa: Over there!
She points to her right, and all of a sudden, a cow pops up, with wings and a halo. Then it flies away.
Tingle: Ehhhhh-hemmm. Have you made your decision?
Link: Yes.
Tingle: And what is it? Mr. Fairy?
Link: I've decided...
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So, that is the 14th chapter. I will update tomorrow. I promise. Well, anyways, I'm gonna go now. Bye.
-Amanda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 14 Tingle! Tingle! Koo-loo! Limpah! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Frodo and all arrived at the place where Link and all were.
Sam: Who are these 6 other people?
Ganondorf: Well, this is Rauru, this is Ruto, this is Impa, this is Darunia, this is Mido, and this is Kaepora Gaebora.
Rauru (is stuffing his face with left over wedding cake): 'Ubo, mah farme ib Raboo.
All: O.o
Pippin: What did you say?
Rauru: *gulp* I said, Hullo, my name is Rauru.
Merry: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ok.
Ruto: Hullo, I'm Ruto, have and of you seen Link around........THERE YOU ARE LINKY!
Impa: Hello, I am Impa, I was Zelda's caretaker. But she was killed, and I swore to seek revenge upon her murderer! *laughs like a madwoman*
Merry cowers back, because, if you remember, he was the one who killed her.
Darunia: Hey, I'm Darunia. You don't happen to have any rocks with you.............do you?
Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gollum shake their heads no.
Darunia: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ok.
Mido: Hey, I'm Mido. I have nothing to say.
Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot!
Link: Well, now that you guys are here, I guess since we found some pirates...wait! The only pirates we found were Leahla and Jack! Leahla! Why didn't you get some more pirates!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Leahla: Hey! You didn't tell me to get any more pirates! You just told me, "Hey, can you come with us to try and get them back to Middle Earth?" So I said yes. You never told me anything about getting anymore pirates!
Link: Ohhhhhhhhh, Heh...he...he...sorry. Well, then Nabooru! You were the one who said you could get us some pirates!
Nabooru: I'm sorry! But during the wedding yesterday, I heard all the pirates fleeing from something, I think on of them saying something about a Black Rider? Whatever that is...
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Gollum's face went totally pale.
Pippin: What's a Black Rider?
Merry: *eye twitches* Pippin, I'm tired of telling you who everyone is, I don't care if you have amnesia.
Pippin: Fine! If you ever get amnesia, I'm not telling you who anyone is!
Merry: I DON'T CARE!!! I'M NEVER GONNA GET AMNESIA!
All of a sudden, something myteriously hit Merry n the back of the head, knocking him unconcious for a minute.
Merry: Wha? Where am I? Who am I?
Pippin: I'm not going to tell you!
Merry: Who are you?
Pippin: I'm NOT going to tell you!
Sam: Don't be so mean, Pippin.
Pippin: Don't talk to me! I don't even remember who you are!
Sam: Well, sorry!
Pippin: Fine, I'll tell him who I am! Merry, I am Pippin, your cousin. And you are Merry.
Merry: I knew you couldn't keep what you said...
Pippin: So, you really don't have amnesia?
Merry: No, I was just seeing if you'd tell me who anybody was.
Pippin: MERRY! I SWEAR! NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT...I REALLY WILL GIVE YOU AMNESIA.
Saria: Pippin, do you still like me?
Pippin: NO!
Saria: T_T But you said you liked me the other day! What happened between us?!?!?!?
Pippin: There never was anything between us!
Brandy: Yeah! He likes me!
Pippin: I don't like either of you, I can't even remember who you are!
A/N: Remember, Only the Hobbits, Gollum, and their "doubles" know that Pippin got amnesia twice. They still think it was Child of da Forest. And they still don't know about the Hobbit's "doubles".
Random Person: We already knew that!
Me: Sorry! I was just checking. Now, back to our reagularly schedualed program.
Saria: CHILD OF DA FOREST! I HATE YOU! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE PIPPIN AMNESIA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Child of da Forest: Hey! I didn't mean to! All I meant to do was hit him with the vase! I'ma very selfish person! He got a better score than me in the singing contest!
Brandy: You didn't have to give him amnesia!
So, they all sat there and argued for a while.
*meanwhile*
Will: Hey! Why are you giants leaving!?!?!? We need your help!
1st Giant: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!
Charlotte (in a slow, moany, voice like the giants): Whaaaaaaaaaat dooooooooooo yoooooooouuuuuu meeeeeeaaaaaaan yoooooouuuuu caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't heeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllp uuuuuussssssss?
Will: What in the world, are you doing!?!?
Charlotte: I speak giant.
Will: So what did they say?
Charlotte: They don't want to help us, because we called them ugly.
Will: So tell them sorry!
Charlotte: Well, ok, IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Giant: mmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
All of a sudden, the four giants turned back around, and held the moon up.
Charlotte: TTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKK YYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Then Charlotte and Will were trnsported to the moon.
Will: I never thought we'd make it!
*meanwhile*
Link: Can you guys stop arguing, so we can move on?
Nabooru: But we don't even know where to find some pirates.
Link: So, well go to see another great fairy.
Brandy: Yeah, but I don't know how to get there.
Ganondorf: Me either.
Frodo: Does ANYONE know how to get there?
All: *silence*
Link: So, uhhhhh, where do we start?
All of a sudden they felt a presence hovering high above them.
Link: What the? Who is that?
They looked up, and high above them, they saw something red and green.
Sam: Shoot it!
Link: Well, ok.
So, Link pulled out his bow and arrow and shoot. It hit the red part of the thing, and it pooped! The green part fell down.
Person: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Link screams like a 2 year old girl.
All: O.o
Link: It's...it's...it's Tingle!
Tingle: Would you like to buy one of my maps, Mr. Fairy?
Link: Fine! Fine! I will if you go away!
Tingle: Which map would you like, Mr. Fairy?
Snowhead 20
Romani Ranch 20
The Way to Great Fairy's Fountain 40
Tingle: Which one will you buy, Mr. Fairy?
Link: Did you say there was one for a way to the Great Fairies Fountain?
Tingle: I sure did, Mr. Fairy! ^-^
Link: Well, can I buy it?
Tingle: Ok, just fork over the rupees, Mr. Fairy! ^-^
Link: Uhhhhhhhhh...I don't have 40 rupees, can I borrow some from someone?
*silence*
Link: Ohhhhh, come on! Someone has to have 40 rupees!
*even more silence*
Link: Maybe we can put out money together? I'm sure we have enough money to buy the map!
*once again silence*
So, Link went around seeing how much rupees everybody had. He got a total of 3.
Link: How do we only have 3 rupees!?!?!?!?!?
Ganondorf: We didn't think we'd need any rupees. I thought they'd just be extra luggage that nobody would use. Plus, I was thinking if we did need money, I could just borrow some from someone else...
Everyone else: Yeah, we thought that too.
Link: Well, we don't have enough rupees. Is there anything else we can do, like sell give you some arrows or Deku Nuts or anything else like that?
Tingle: Well, I have an idea, it'll get you all the maps I have...
Link: What!?!?!?!?!?!
Tingle: You can take me along with you! I have all the maps, so you don't have to buy any! ^-^
Link: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? WADDYA MEAN TAKE YOU WITH US?!?!?!?!?!?
Tingle: Yeah! I want to go with you!
Nathan: I say, let him go. ^-^
Link: Well, I DON'T!!!
Ruto: There's no need to yell, Linky-poo.
Laura: Are you hitting on my boyfriend?
Ruto: You have a girlfriend?!?!?!? Link! I'm your fiancé!
Laura: Your engaged?
Ruto slapped Link, and Laura kicked him where the sun don't shine.
Link: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Holy mother! Ughhhhhhhhhhh! Holy cow!
Rauru: Holy cow? Where?
Impa: Over there!
She points to her right, and all of a sudden, a cow pops up, with wings and a halo. Then it flies away.
Tingle: Ehhhhh-hemmm. Have you made your decision?
Link: Yes.
Tingle: And what is it? Mr. Fairy?
Link: I've decided...
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So, that is the 14th chapter. I will update tomorrow. I promise. Well, anyways, I'm gonna go now. Bye.
-Amanda