Hullo! I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! I'VE HIT REVIEW # 30!!! Woo-hoo! I'd like to
thank zZTurtleTheNachoZz for sending the 30th review! I'm gonna get back
to the story now...Ok, so the last chapter wasn't very long, and I'm sorry
about that. If you'd like to be in my story, please send me a review
saying so. In this chapter I'm gonna have Tael and Tatl come in, and I'll
bet you can guess what's going to happen. Well, anyways I'm now gonna stop
telling you what's going to happen and I'll just let you read the story to
find out...heh...he...he...Now, ladies and gents, I present to you, chapter
15!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 15 Yet Another Trip to a Great Fairies Fountain ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tingle: Whoooooooooooooopppppeeeeeeeeeee! I get to with Mr. Fairy! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEE!
Link: Stop rubbing it in my face!
Tingle: Mr. Fairy, what happened to your fairy?
Link: *points to Gollum* HE, ate it.
Gollum: It was very tasty, yessssss precioussssss, we likessss fairiessss.
Link: I wasn't to sad that he ate her, in fact I was quite thrilled, it just scared me when his crap started talking...
Tingle: O.o Ummmmmmm, okayyyyyy...Well, would you like another fairy, Mr. Fairy.
Link: Nah, just give it to Gollum.
Tingle: Well, ok, here you go.
Tingle releases two fairies from a bottle.
Fairy 1: Hey! I'm Tatl!
Fairy 2: And I'm Tael!
Both Fairies: And we're fairies!
Gollum grads the fairies and stuffs them in his mouth. All of a sudden, he felt a sharp pain in his jaw. The fairies were biting his mouth! He tried to swallow, but they wouldn't go down. So, he had no other choice, but to spit them out.
Tatl: Woah! Did you just try to eat us?
Tael: I think he did, Tatl.
Gollum: Yeah, I tried to eat you.
Tael: Woah! No one has ever tried to eat us before!
Tatl: That's cool!
Tael: Can we be your fairies?
Gollum: Well, sure, but I can't make any promises that I won't try to eat you...
Tatl: That's ok...we'll just bite the inside of your mouth, like we did. So, we'll live.
Gollum: Cool! I've got two fairies! But, I'll be back in a minute...
Gollum went over to Mido.
Mido: What do you want?
Gollum: Do you have any fairies?
Mido: Yeah, why?
Gollum: Can I see it?
Mido: Sure, you can have him, he's annoying anyway.
Mido's fairy popped up out of nowhere.
Mido's Fairy: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?!?
Gollum: No! Shut upsesss!
Gollum grabbed the fairy, and like he did with, Navi and Saria's fairy, he ate it.
Gollum: YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Mido: Why did you eat my fairy?
Gollum: Because it tastesesssss good, precioussssssssss.
Mido: Oh, ok. Hey! I wanna eat a fairy.
Brandy walks up.
Brandy: Hey! Does anyone want to see my fairy? (if you remember, Brandy is a Kokiri).
Mido: I will.
Brandy: Here you go.
Brandy's fairy flies over to Mido.
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Mido: SHADDUP!!!
Mido grabbed the fairy, and stuffed it in his mouth, then he swallowed.
Mido: YUMMY!
Gollum: I know! Aren't they greatsess?!?!
Brandy: HOW COULD YOU EAT MY FAIRY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mido: I ate it because Gollum said they tasted good.
Brandy: But, that's killing an animal! And I love animals!
Mido: They're fairies, not animals.
Braandy sobs for an hour, and then holds a private funeral for the fairy.
Mido: Are there any side effects to eating fairies?
Gollum: Yeah, there are a couple...one, it gives you immortality for however long it stays in your body, and two, your crap talks to you.
Mido: Oh, I guess I can live with that.
Link: Let's head off to the Great Fairies Fountain!
Tingle: Ok, let's just have a look at that map...
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It is supposed to look like a map with an easier route than before.
Tingle: Why, yes I'd be easier, but then the map wouldn't say Tingle...
Link: It doesn't have to say Tingle! We just want to get there the fastest way possible!
Tingle: But what's the fun in that?
Link: *eye twitches* The fun in that is we get to see the Great Fairy faster.
While Tingle and Link were arguing, no one had noticed that Pippin, Merry, Gollum, Frodo, and Sam weren't there.
Frodo: Hey, you guys can take the ring off now.
The other 5 take the ring off, and they appear.
Billy: Hey, uhhh, miss author lass?
Me: Oh! Woah! Some one actually asked to speak to me, instead of telling me to go away! Who called for me?
Billy: Uhhhh, me!
Me: Alrighty then, since you were such a wonderful person, I will grant you three wishes!
Billy: Are you, like, a Genie?
Me: Well, if it's one of your three wishes, then yes, but if it's not, then no, I'm just the author, and whatever I type on my compute, is what happens.
Billy: Really? Like what?
Me: I thought I've already made my point in the other chapters! Why does everyone thing I am powerless?
I type something on my computer, and Merry starts crapping out a monkey.
Frodo: Dude! Did you just crap out a monkey?!?!?
Merry: O.O *speechless*
Pippin: Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Merry got enough strength and kicked Pippin's family jewels.
Pippin: Holy crap!
Pippin falls to the floor.
Merry manages to get out a laugh at Pippin.
Me: Heh...he...he...I'm sure you'll be laughing after this.
I pick up the monkey.
Me: It's time to go back home, annul dwelling butt monkey!
I type something on the computer, and the monkey goes back to where he came from.
Merry: O.O HOLY CRAP!!!!
Pippin (gets 5 feet away from Merry): Hah ha ha ha ha!
Since Merry can't kick him, he grabs a rock, and throws it as hard as he can at Pippin's head.
Pippin: @.@ THANK YOU MERRY!
Merry: O.o For what? I just threw a rock at you head!
Pippin: I got my memory back!
Pippin ran over to Merry and gave him a hug.
Me: See, I told you I could do anything!
Billy: I see...
Me: Now, what is it you wanted to ask me?
Billy: Well, I was wondering why Pippin still had amnesia, I mean, nothing funny was really happening with him while he had amnesia, but, now he doesn't have amnesia.
Me: Oh, ok...but remember, you still have three wishes. I'm gonna go now.
*poof*
Sean: I'm hungry, when's second breakfast?
Elijah: Sam, you're not Hobbit, you don't eat 50,000,000 meals a day, you eat three.
Sean: Yeah, but I'm hungry enough to eat 50,000,00 meals a day, at least right now I am.
Sam: Well, second breakfast is in a little bit.
All of a sudden they heard three voices, so Andy, Elijah, Sean, Dominic, and Billy put the ring on.
Voice 1: Come on Gimli! We need to hurry! It's catching up!
Voice 2 aka Gimli: Shut up, Aragorn! I know it's catching up, but you should be telling Gandalf to hurry!
Voice 3 aka Gandalf: Be quiet! You know, I really don't feel like being pursued by a Black Rider either, but hey! That's just my luck!
Voice 1 aka Aragorn: Stop talking! It'll hear us!
The three broke into the clearing that Frodo and all were in.
Pippin: Gandalf!
Gandalf: Get out of my way, you fool of a Took!
Pippin: Hey! Just because I almost got us killed in Moria, doesn't mean that I'm a fool! And what a pleasant greeting!
Gandalf: Well, we'd better find a place to hide! There is a Black Rider on out tail!
At that moment, Link came into the clearing...
Link: Woah! Who's the old dude, the fat dude, and the other dude?
Pippin: Oh! Hi Link! I didn't see you there...well, the old guy is Gandalf, the fat guy is Gimli, and the other guy is Aragorn.
Link: Hey! I thought you had amnesia!
Pippin: I did.
Link: So how can you remember who they are?
Pippin: I DID have amnesia.
Link: That still doesn't explain how you remembered me.
Pippin: I don't have amnesia anymore.
Link: OHHHHHHHH! I get ya! Hey man, you gotta be a bit more clear, I don't think anyone else is as smart as me.
Pippin: Yeah, uhhhhhhhh, you keep thinking that.
Link: Fine! I will! I'm gonna go find my girlfriend now! OHHHHHHHH LAURA! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
Link runs back to the rest of the group to find Laura.
Merry: That was weird...
Gandalf: I think Aragorn, Gimli, and I are going to go see
They heard two more voices, one was a girl and one was a boy. The boy's voice sounded a lot like Legolas's and Will's. They followed the voices, until they saw who the two were. Sam started to say something, but Frodo stopped him.
Frodo (in a whisper): Shhhhhhhhhh! Let's hear what the have to say...
Girl: I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I can date you anymore...
Boy: But! legolasette! I love you! Why can't we make it work?
legolasette: You remind me too much of my twin brother, Legolas. I'm sorry, Orlando, but, I can't date someone that looks EXACTLY like him!
Orlando Bloom: So! I just played him in the movie! He's not even real!
legolasette *slaps Orlando*
Orlando: Owwwwww! Heyyyyyyyy! That really hurt! What was that for, anyway?
legolasette: You practically said I wasn't real!
Orlando: What?!?!?!? I never said anything like that!
legolasette: You said Legolas wasn't real!
Orlando: Yeah, I said Legolas wasn't real. I didn't say legolasETTE wasn't real.
legolasette: Yeah, I know, but for me to be real, Legolas has to be real because he's my twin. And if I'm not real, you must be crazy, because you're dating an imaginary person!
Orlando: Uhhhhh, whatever, I guess this relationship might not work out...
legolasette *slaps Orlando again*
Orlando: What was that for?
legolasette: I'm the one who's supposed to break up with you! You can't break up with me.
I pop up behind Frodo and Sam.
Me: Boo!
Sam screams like a 2 year old girl.
Frodo: Sam, you idiot! They're gonna hear us!
Orlando: Hey! Who's there?
Frodo: I told you!
Orlando: legolasette, you stay here, I'll go check out what's over there.
Orlando walks over to where Frodo and all are hiding.
Me: Don't scream!
Orlando: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
legolasette: What's over there?
Me: If you tell her, I'll delete you from the story.
Orlando: What's that supposed to mean?
Merry: Do not make her mad! I warn you, she made me crap out a monkey!
Orlando: Uhhhhh, ok, I won't tell.
Tatl: Ehhh-hemmm. Incase you are forgetting, Tael and I are still here.
Tael: Yeah!
Gollum: You fairies are soooo cool!
Tael: Thanks Gollum!
legolasette: ORLANDO! Is it safe for me to go over there?
Orlando: Uhhhhhhh, not quite yet!
legolasette: Well, fine! I'm gonna leave now! GOOD BYE!
legolasette left.
Frodo: Hey, do you guys know him?
The 5 actors took the ring off.
Andy: Yeah we do! That's Orlando Bloom!
Orlando: Uhhhhhhh, why are there two of you? Am I drunk, or something?
Sean: No, this is Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam, and Gollum.
Orlando: But they're not real.
Sam walked over and kicked Orlando, well, you know where he kicked him.
Orlando: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT REALLY HURTS!
Sam: I know, don't say we're not real, if we weren't real, I couldn't have done that.
Orlando: FINE!! OWWWWW! THIS REALLY HURTS!
Me: Hey, have you came up with you're three wishes yet?
Billy: Uhhhhhhhh, I wish that we could all be transported to the Great Fairy's Fountain.
Me: Ok, so when you say "we" you mean everyone one, including Gandalf, and Link, and all them, and of course you'll want them to have the ring on when you get there, right.
Billy: Uhhhhhhh, yeah.
Me: Ok!
I type something on my computer, and everyone is transported to the Great Fairy's Fountain.
Link: Woah! How did we get transported here?
Then he sees that I'm there too.
Link: Ohhhhh! I see now, she typed it on her "computer" whatever that is.
Me: Just get on with the story, and play the song.
Link: Fine!
Link plays Zelda's lullaby.
Great Fairy *giggles a high pitched giggle*
Ganondorf: My ears! I think they're bleeding!
Link: Shut up, Ganondorf! Great Fairy, where can we find some pirates?
Great Fairy: Pirates? What do you need pirates for?
Link: So we can sail to Middle Earth.
Great Fairy: What? What Middle Earth?
Link: Isn't there a Middle Earth on the other side of the world?
Great Fairy: Noooooooo, which Great Fairy did you talk to?
Link tells her which Fairy they had gone to see.
Great Fairy: Well, I guess you have come all this way for nothing.
Link: What do you mean?
Great Fairy: Link, you visited the Great Fairy of Lies.
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So! That is my story so far! I hope you like it! See ya later!
-Amanda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 15 Yet Another Trip to a Great Fairies Fountain ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tingle: Whoooooooooooooopppppeeeeeeeeeee! I get to with Mr. Fairy! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEE!
Link: Stop rubbing it in my face!
Tingle: Mr. Fairy, what happened to your fairy?
Link: *points to Gollum* HE, ate it.
Gollum: It was very tasty, yessssss precioussssss, we likessss fairiessss.
Link: I wasn't to sad that he ate her, in fact I was quite thrilled, it just scared me when his crap started talking...
Tingle: O.o Ummmmmmm, okayyyyyy...Well, would you like another fairy, Mr. Fairy.
Link: Nah, just give it to Gollum.
Tingle: Well, ok, here you go.
Tingle releases two fairies from a bottle.
Fairy 1: Hey! I'm Tatl!
Fairy 2: And I'm Tael!
Both Fairies: And we're fairies!
Gollum grads the fairies and stuffs them in his mouth. All of a sudden, he felt a sharp pain in his jaw. The fairies were biting his mouth! He tried to swallow, but they wouldn't go down. So, he had no other choice, but to spit them out.
Tatl: Woah! Did you just try to eat us?
Tael: I think he did, Tatl.
Gollum: Yeah, I tried to eat you.
Tael: Woah! No one has ever tried to eat us before!
Tatl: That's cool!
Tael: Can we be your fairies?
Gollum: Well, sure, but I can't make any promises that I won't try to eat you...
Tatl: That's ok...we'll just bite the inside of your mouth, like we did. So, we'll live.
Gollum: Cool! I've got two fairies! But, I'll be back in a minute...
Gollum went over to Mido.
Mido: What do you want?
Gollum: Do you have any fairies?
Mido: Yeah, why?
Gollum: Can I see it?
Mido: Sure, you can have him, he's annoying anyway.
Mido's fairy popped up out of nowhere.
Mido's Fairy: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?!?
Gollum: No! Shut upsesss!
Gollum grabbed the fairy, and like he did with, Navi and Saria's fairy, he ate it.
Gollum: YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Mido: Why did you eat my fairy?
Gollum: Because it tastesesssss good, precioussssssssss.
Mido: Oh, ok. Hey! I wanna eat a fairy.
Brandy walks up.
Brandy: Hey! Does anyone want to see my fairy? (if you remember, Brandy is a Kokiri).
Mido: I will.
Brandy: Here you go.
Brandy's fairy flies over to Mido.
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Mido: SHADDUP!!!
Mido grabbed the fairy, and stuffed it in his mouth, then he swallowed.
Mido: YUMMY!
Gollum: I know! Aren't they greatsess?!?!
Brandy: HOW COULD YOU EAT MY FAIRY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mido: I ate it because Gollum said they tasted good.
Brandy: But, that's killing an animal! And I love animals!
Mido: They're fairies, not animals.
Braandy sobs for an hour, and then holds a private funeral for the fairy.
Mido: Are there any side effects to eating fairies?
Gollum: Yeah, there are a couple...one, it gives you immortality for however long it stays in your body, and two, your crap talks to you.
Mido: Oh, I guess I can live with that.
Link: Let's head off to the Great Fairies Fountain!
Tingle: Ok, let's just have a look at that map...
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It is supposed to look like a map with an easier route than before.
Tingle: Why, yes I'd be easier, but then the map wouldn't say Tingle...
Link: It doesn't have to say Tingle! We just want to get there the fastest way possible!
Tingle: But what's the fun in that?
Link: *eye twitches* The fun in that is we get to see the Great Fairy faster.
While Tingle and Link were arguing, no one had noticed that Pippin, Merry, Gollum, Frodo, and Sam weren't there.
Frodo: Hey, you guys can take the ring off now.
The other 5 take the ring off, and they appear.
Billy: Hey, uhhh, miss author lass?
Me: Oh! Woah! Some one actually asked to speak to me, instead of telling me to go away! Who called for me?
Billy: Uhhhh, me!
Me: Alrighty then, since you were such a wonderful person, I will grant you three wishes!
Billy: Are you, like, a Genie?
Me: Well, if it's one of your three wishes, then yes, but if it's not, then no, I'm just the author, and whatever I type on my compute, is what happens.
Billy: Really? Like what?
Me: I thought I've already made my point in the other chapters! Why does everyone thing I am powerless?
I type something on my computer, and Merry starts crapping out a monkey.
Frodo: Dude! Did you just crap out a monkey?!?!?
Merry: O.O *speechless*
Pippin: Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Merry got enough strength and kicked Pippin's family jewels.
Pippin: Holy crap!
Pippin falls to the floor.
Merry manages to get out a laugh at Pippin.
Me: Heh...he...he...I'm sure you'll be laughing after this.
I pick up the monkey.
Me: It's time to go back home, annul dwelling butt monkey!
I type something on the computer, and the monkey goes back to where he came from.
Merry: O.O HOLY CRAP!!!!
Pippin (gets 5 feet away from Merry): Hah ha ha ha ha!
Since Merry can't kick him, he grabs a rock, and throws it as hard as he can at Pippin's head.
Pippin: @.@ THANK YOU MERRY!
Merry: O.o For what? I just threw a rock at you head!
Pippin: I got my memory back!
Pippin ran over to Merry and gave him a hug.
Me: See, I told you I could do anything!
Billy: I see...
Me: Now, what is it you wanted to ask me?
Billy: Well, I was wondering why Pippin still had amnesia, I mean, nothing funny was really happening with him while he had amnesia, but, now he doesn't have amnesia.
Me: Oh, ok...but remember, you still have three wishes. I'm gonna go now.
*poof*
Sean: I'm hungry, when's second breakfast?
Elijah: Sam, you're not Hobbit, you don't eat 50,000,000 meals a day, you eat three.
Sean: Yeah, but I'm hungry enough to eat 50,000,00 meals a day, at least right now I am.
Sam: Well, second breakfast is in a little bit.
All of a sudden they heard three voices, so Andy, Elijah, Sean, Dominic, and Billy put the ring on.
Voice 1: Come on Gimli! We need to hurry! It's catching up!
Voice 2 aka Gimli: Shut up, Aragorn! I know it's catching up, but you should be telling Gandalf to hurry!
Voice 3 aka Gandalf: Be quiet! You know, I really don't feel like being pursued by a Black Rider either, but hey! That's just my luck!
Voice 1 aka Aragorn: Stop talking! It'll hear us!
The three broke into the clearing that Frodo and all were in.
Pippin: Gandalf!
Gandalf: Get out of my way, you fool of a Took!
Pippin: Hey! Just because I almost got us killed in Moria, doesn't mean that I'm a fool! And what a pleasant greeting!
Gandalf: Well, we'd better find a place to hide! There is a Black Rider on out tail!
At that moment, Link came into the clearing...
Link: Woah! Who's the old dude, the fat dude, and the other dude?
Pippin: Oh! Hi Link! I didn't see you there...well, the old guy is Gandalf, the fat guy is Gimli, and the other guy is Aragorn.
Link: Hey! I thought you had amnesia!
Pippin: I did.
Link: So how can you remember who they are?
Pippin: I DID have amnesia.
Link: That still doesn't explain how you remembered me.
Pippin: I don't have amnesia anymore.
Link: OHHHHHHHH! I get ya! Hey man, you gotta be a bit more clear, I don't think anyone else is as smart as me.
Pippin: Yeah, uhhhhhhhh, you keep thinking that.
Link: Fine! I will! I'm gonna go find my girlfriend now! OHHHHHHHH LAURA! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
Link runs back to the rest of the group to find Laura.
Merry: That was weird...
Gandalf: I think Aragorn, Gimli, and I are going to go see
They heard two more voices, one was a girl and one was a boy. The boy's voice sounded a lot like Legolas's and Will's. They followed the voices, until they saw who the two were. Sam started to say something, but Frodo stopped him.
Frodo (in a whisper): Shhhhhhhhhh! Let's hear what the have to say...
Girl: I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I can date you anymore...
Boy: But! legolasette! I love you! Why can't we make it work?
legolasette: You remind me too much of my twin brother, Legolas. I'm sorry, Orlando, but, I can't date someone that looks EXACTLY like him!
Orlando Bloom: So! I just played him in the movie! He's not even real!
legolasette *slaps Orlando*
Orlando: Owwwwww! Heyyyyyyyy! That really hurt! What was that for, anyway?
legolasette: You practically said I wasn't real!
Orlando: What?!?!?!? I never said anything like that!
legolasette: You said Legolas wasn't real!
Orlando: Yeah, I said Legolas wasn't real. I didn't say legolasETTE wasn't real.
legolasette: Yeah, I know, but for me to be real, Legolas has to be real because he's my twin. And if I'm not real, you must be crazy, because you're dating an imaginary person!
Orlando: Uhhhhh, whatever, I guess this relationship might not work out...
legolasette *slaps Orlando again*
Orlando: What was that for?
legolasette: I'm the one who's supposed to break up with you! You can't break up with me.
I pop up behind Frodo and Sam.
Me: Boo!
Sam screams like a 2 year old girl.
Frodo: Sam, you idiot! They're gonna hear us!
Orlando: Hey! Who's there?
Frodo: I told you!
Orlando: legolasette, you stay here, I'll go check out what's over there.
Orlando walks over to where Frodo and all are hiding.
Me: Don't scream!
Orlando: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
legolasette: What's over there?
Me: If you tell her, I'll delete you from the story.
Orlando: What's that supposed to mean?
Merry: Do not make her mad! I warn you, she made me crap out a monkey!
Orlando: Uhhhhh, ok, I won't tell.
Tatl: Ehhh-hemmm. Incase you are forgetting, Tael and I are still here.
Tael: Yeah!
Gollum: You fairies are soooo cool!
Tael: Thanks Gollum!
legolasette: ORLANDO! Is it safe for me to go over there?
Orlando: Uhhhhhhh, not quite yet!
legolasette: Well, fine! I'm gonna leave now! GOOD BYE!
legolasette left.
Frodo: Hey, do you guys know him?
The 5 actors took the ring off.
Andy: Yeah we do! That's Orlando Bloom!
Orlando: Uhhhhhhh, why are there two of you? Am I drunk, or something?
Sean: No, this is Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam, and Gollum.
Orlando: But they're not real.
Sam walked over and kicked Orlando, well, you know where he kicked him.
Orlando: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT REALLY HURTS!
Sam: I know, don't say we're not real, if we weren't real, I couldn't have done that.
Orlando: FINE!! OWWWWW! THIS REALLY HURTS!
Me: Hey, have you came up with you're three wishes yet?
Billy: Uhhhhhhhh, I wish that we could all be transported to the Great Fairy's Fountain.
Me: Ok, so when you say "we" you mean everyone one, including Gandalf, and Link, and all them, and of course you'll want them to have the ring on when you get there, right.
Billy: Uhhhhhhh, yeah.
Me: Ok!
I type something on my computer, and everyone is transported to the Great Fairy's Fountain.
Link: Woah! How did we get transported here?
Then he sees that I'm there too.
Link: Ohhhhh! I see now, she typed it on her "computer" whatever that is.
Me: Just get on with the story, and play the song.
Link: Fine!
Link plays Zelda's lullaby.
Great Fairy *giggles a high pitched giggle*
Ganondorf: My ears! I think they're bleeding!
Link: Shut up, Ganondorf! Great Fairy, where can we find some pirates?
Great Fairy: Pirates? What do you need pirates for?
Link: So we can sail to Middle Earth.
Great Fairy: What? What Middle Earth?
Link: Isn't there a Middle Earth on the other side of the world?
Great Fairy: Noooooooo, which Great Fairy did you talk to?
Link tells her which Fairy they had gone to see.
Great Fairy: Well, I guess you have come all this way for nothing.
Link: What do you mean?
Great Fairy: Link, you visited the Great Fairy of Lies.
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So! That is my story so far! I hope you like it! See ya later!
-Amanda