Hullo! *I keep talking and thanking them for reviewing, and tell a bit about the next chapter* Now, I present to you...chapter 16!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 16 One Messed up Meaningless chapter, and I Lose My Computer! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

Link: *eye twitches uncontrollably* What *eye twitches* do you mean? *eye twitches*

Great Fairy: What I mean is, that what she told you was a lie.

Link: I HATE YOU GREAT FAIRY OF LIES!

Link pulled out his bombs, and started throwing them everywhere.

Mrs. Hippie Clark pops up.

Mrs. Hippie Clark: Now, now, Link, violence is not the answer...

Link: SHADDUP!

Link threw a bomb at Mrs. Hippie Clark, and she blows up.

Laura: Link! Thanks for blowing her up! I forgive you for yelling at everybody!

Link: YAY!!! ^-^

Link stops throwing bombs around.

Link: All right! I promise never to yell at you again.

Triowyn: Legolas! Will you take me back?

Legolas: Ummmmm, lemme think about that.

*Legolas thinks about it*

Legolas: Ok!

Triowyn: YAY!!! ^-^

Nathan: I'm bored. ^-^

Ganondorf: I know a way you can fix that face...

Nathan: How? ^-^

Ganondorf punched Nathan in the face.

Ganondorf: So, did it work.

Nathan: Ummmm, kinda, I'm not smiling anymore. ....

Ganondorf: That expression on your face is about to change!

Ganondorf punched Nathan in the face, again.

Ganondorf: Let's see that expression on your face now!

Nathan: ~.~

Ganondorf: Heh...he...he...you look like a girl!

Nathan: Ahhhhhhhh! Hurry! Hit me again! PLEASE CHANGE MY FACE!

Ganondorf hits him again.

Nathan: @.@

Ganondorf: I don't like that face.

Ganondorf hits Nathan (once again).

Nathan:

Ganondorf: So, where's your face?

Nathan:

Ganondorf: Turn around so I can see it!

Nathan *turns around* :

Ganondorf: *gasp* You don't have a face anymore!

Nathan: You hit it off!

Ganondorf looks at the ground, and Nathan's face is there.

Nathan: Can you please put my face back on.

Ganondorf: Sure...

Ganondorf picks Nathan's face up, and puts it on his head.

Ganondorf: There you go! ^-^

Nathan: I can change my facial expressions! THANK YOU GANONDORF! ^-^

Ganondorf: I know, I am soooooo cool.

Link: Man, you are sooooo full of it!

Ganondorf: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Link: Nuttin'.

Ganondorf: LINK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Ganondorf made a giant ball of dark magic (like when you have to fight him in OoT) and throws it at Link, killing him.

Laura: NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T KILL MY BOYFRIEND!

Link all of a sudden comes back to life, but he's really thin and REALLY creepy looking.

Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE'S...HE'S...HE'S A REDEAD!

Ganondorf: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! COME TO ME, MY MINION!

Link jumped on Pippin's head and starts chewing on it.

Pippin: AHHHHHHHHH!

Pippin starts running around in circles.

Merry: Hey! Get off my cousin!

Frodo: Merry! Talking to it won't help! You have to take action!

Frodo pulls out Sting and tries to attack Link, but his plan backfired, and Link jumped on his head and started chewing on it.

Frodo: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Pippin: Whew! He's finally offa me!

Gandalf: Let me try to attack him!

Gandalf points his staff at Link.

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

All: O.o

Pippin: Wait does that have to do with anything?

Gandalf: I felt like saying it!

Gandalf says some kind of spell, and Link becomes paralyzed.

Ganondorf: NOW I CAN FINISH HIM OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL! TAKE THIS LINK! IT'S FOR STCKING ME IN THE SACRED REALM!

Ganondorf makes another giant ball of magic, and it blows Link up, this time leaving no remains of him.

Me: Hey! Wait just one cotton pickin' minute! You can't kill Link! He's the main character in all the Zelda games! It just wouldn't be Zelda without Link!

Ganondorf: Hey, you said you were the author, so you typed it on your "computer" And I had to do it. So, you're the one who made Link die, I had no control over it.

Me: You're right! Crap! Oh, well. *I type something on my computer, and Link comes back to life*

Link: Laura! I missed you so much!

Laura: I missed you too!

Link kissed Laura.

Ganondorf: Getta room!

Ganondorf made another ball of magic and it blew Laura and Link apart.

Laura: Link!

Link: Laura!

They both fall down to the ground, dead.

Me: STOP THAT!

Ganondorf: Hey, you...

Me (while typing something on my computer): Yeah, yeah, I know, I am the one who wrote it, or in this case typed it.

Laura and Link came back to life.

Ganondorf (looks into a mirror): I am soooooooooo handsome!

I type something on my computer, and the mirror breaks.

Ganondorf: Even when I'm looking into a broken mirror, I am sooooooo handsome!

Me: Grrrrrrrrr! (I type something on my computer, and the mirror blows up, and Ganondorf is getting cut by millions of tiny pieces of glass)

Ganondorf: Even tough my face has a bunch of tiny cuts, it is still the most handsomest face I've ever seen!

Link: Handsomest isn't a word...

Ganondorf: Well, I say it's a word.

Me: Well, I don't and this is my story!

Ganondorf: I love the way I look...

Me: GANON WILL YOU SHADDUP! I HAT PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR LOOKS!

Ganondorf: I love the way I look!

Me: SHUT UP! *I type something on my computer, and Ganondorf dies)

Ganondorf: X_X

Link: Awwwww, don't kill 'im!

Me: I'll bring him back, if he doesn't obsess over his looks!

Link: Well, ok.

Me: *I type something on my computer, and Ganondorf comes back to life, then I turn to Link* There! Are you happy?

Link: Very much so.

Me: O.o

Ganondorf: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Me: Are you talking to me?

Ganondorf: YES!

Me: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

Ganondorf throws a ball of magic at me, and I die!

Link: Ganondorf, I don't think that was such a good idea...

Ganondorf: Yeah, why? All she did was be annoying!

Link: well, she was writing the story...

All of a sudden there is nothing, no people, no land, no Earth, no universe, no GOLLUM! story...

Reviewers: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE GOLLUM! STORY!

Then, everything reappears.

Link: Woah! Why are we back?

They look over at the computer that I always type on, and sitting
there was an...

Link: An Oktorok!

Oktorok *spits out Deku Nuts at everyone.

Link: A ha! I've got a shield.

Link pulls out his shield, causing the Deku Nuts to ricochet, and hit the Oktorok. The Oktorok, falls down, dead.

Link: It's...her "computer"!

Link runs over and types something in. All of a sudden Ganondorf starts singing.

Ganondorf: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I fell pretty! And witty! And Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! And I pity! Any one! Who isn't me! Todayyyyyyyyyy!

All: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Aragorn: What did you type in.

Link: Well, I typed in that Ganondorf would start singing about the way he felt...

All: O.o BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Pippin: That's hilarious!

Merry: I know! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Sam: Is it time for elevensees yet?

Frodo: No.

Pillsbury DoughBoy: Let's make biscuits!

Pillsbury DoughBoy gets poked in the stomach by a giant finger.

Pillsbury DoughBoy: Woo Hoo!

Then, he disappears.

Ganondorf: LINK, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Link types in something on my computer, and then Ganondorf throws a magic ball at Link, but he doesn't die.

Ganondorf: WHAT DID YOU TYPE IN.

Link: I typed in that I wanted immortality.

Ganondorf: Curse you Link!

Ganondorf runs over, and knocks Link away from the computer. He types some thing in.

Link gets up, and starts dancing and singing to one of the McDonald's I'm Lovin' It commercial.

Link: Badda bum bum bummmmmmmmm! I'm lovin' It!

Pippin: Awwwww, cummon Ganon, you can do better than that!

Ganondorf: You're right (Ganondorf types something on the computer).

Pippin: Ahhhhhhhh! I'm starting to like Saria and Brandy! Ahhhhhhhh!

Pippin *runs over to Saria and Brandy*: Will you marry me?

Saria & Brandy: Yes! ^-^

Ganondorf: Do you, Peregrin Took, take Brandy and Saria to be your wives?

Pippin: I do!

Ganondorf: Do you, Brandy and Saria, take Peregrin Took, to be your husband?

Brandy & Saria: We do! ^-^

Ganondorf: Well, you guys are married, I don't wanna have you kiss in front of me, that'd be gross!

Ganondorf hadn't noticed, but Child of da Forest had snuck over to the computer, and typed something in.

All of a sudden everyone started break dancing.

Gandalf: Woah! I never knew I could do this! Woo hoo!

Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot! I can't break dance, I'ma bird... T_T

No one had thought much about what he said, they were having fun break dancing! Well, Kaepora Gaebora flew over to the computer and he typed something in.

All of a sudden they stopped break dancing, and they nstart turning their heads upside down, like Kaepora Gaebora can in OoT.

Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot! ^-^

Link: This is sooooo cool!

Laura: This is awesome!

*meanwhile*

Charlotte: Will, this has been the best honeymoon I have ever been on!

Will: You've been on previous honeymoons?

Charlotte: Uhhhhhhhhh, no! I was just saying that uhhh, any of the honeymoons in my imagination. Heh he he...yeah that's it, imaginary honeymoons.

Will: I don't believe you.

Charlotte: Fine! I admit it! I've been married before!

Will: It's ok, I was married to Eilizabeth for a while, then we divorced the next day.

Charlotte: Kinda like Britany Spears?

Will: Who's Brittney Spears.

Charlotte: Some chick in the future.

All of a sudden, a weird looking guy with glasses walked up, wearing a karate outfit.

Will: Was that one of your husbands?

Charlotte: EWWWWWWWWWW! NO! That is my chinese brother!

Charlotte's Brother aka Andrew: Charlotte, why was I not invited to your wedding?

Charlotte: One, because you're weird, and two, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing...

Andrew: Well, I want to go to your wedding, so I am going to have to kill Will, so you can get married to someone else, and invite me to the wedding.

Will: That's not fair!

Andrew: Who said life was fair!

Will: Uhhhhhhhhh, no one, I guess...but that still doesn't mean you have to make it unfair!

Then Andrew and Will get into a fight.

Charlotte: Go Will! Go Will! Go Will!

All of a sudden, will kicked Andrew off the moon, but Charlotte was behind him, so she got kicked off as well...

Will: Charlotte!

Charlotte: Will!

Andrew and Charlotte fall to earth, dead. Will jumped off the moon (which was 3 feet from the earth, somehow he survived, but Charlotte and Andrew didn't)

Will: Charlotte! My dear sweet Charlotte!

The Will notices I'm 3 feet behind him.

Will: Amanda! You can bring her back, can't you?

Me: Uhhhhh, well, I don't quiet know where my computer is...the last think I can remember is being hit by a ball of magic, and then I woke up in Clock Town...

Will: So, how are we supposed to bring Charlotte back?

Me: Well, I guess we should go find everyone else...my computer is probably there.

Will: Well, what should we do about the bodies?

Me: Leave 'um.

Will: WADDYA MEAN, LEAVE THEM!

Me: What I mean is, when I get my computer back, I can just type something like, then the bodies reappear! Or something like that! Oh, crud...

Will: What?

Me: They have the computer...

Will: So...

Me: Imagine what 30, or so, different people or so would do with that power.

Will: Ohhhh crap.

Me: Cummon! We gotta go now!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, that is the end of my 16th chapter, I hope you enjoyed it! Well, I'm gonna start work on a new story, so I hope you read it. And just in case you checked out my other story, that was my sister's story, she just wanted to use my sn to load it...Well, I'm tired, I'll try to upload the 17th chapter tomorrow, well, anyways, I'm going to bed now, I'm seeing RotK again tomorrow! Well, see you later.
-Amanda