Hullo! Wow, I'm already up to chapter 17, well, I guess I won't bore you
with a long author's note, so, here is chapter 17...
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Chapter 17 I Get My Computer Back, and a New Plot!
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Link: GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER! LET ME TYPE SOMETHING!
When we last saw Link and everyone, they had a hold of MY computer, and was making a bunch of weird stuff happen.
Nabooru (who was currently on the computer): No! It's my turn!
Link: There are no turns!
Nabooru: Well, now there are! I just typed it on the computer! And I still have 31 minutes on the computer!
Link: Well! When it's my turn, I'm changing that rule!
Here are just a few of the things that had happened while I was gone, well, The Great Fairies Fountain overflowed with water, Mido's hair turned purple, Kaepora Gaebora was now a Hylian instead of a bird, Ruto fell in love with Ganondorf, Ganondorf was still in love with his looks. Those are just a few of the many things that had happened when they took over MY computer.
Link: Oh, everything has gone wrong! This story was much better when Amanda was typing! I've got an idea! Nabooru, type something, like the Amanda comes back, or something like that!
Nabooru: Ok. *Nabooru types something in on the computer*
Nothing happens.
Link: Why didn't she appear!?!?!?!
A window on the computer pops up.
Window: Sorry, we could not put through your request. We were not able to find that file, please make sure you spell everything right, and try again.
Link: So, what does it say? I can't read
Nabooru: Uhhhhhh, I can't read either.
Ganondorf: Of course you guys know how to read! Or how else would you have been able to type on the "computer"
Nabooru: Fine! Then I'll have to make it where I'm right! *she types something in, and they all feel a bit stupider*
Link: Is stupider a word?
Nabooru: I dunno, I'm too stupid to know.
Laura: What did you type in?
Nabooru: Uhhhh, I typed something like, makes it to where no one besides the author can read.
Laura: Why did you let the author still know how to read?
Nabooru: Because she's the author.
Ganondorf: Why did you type that in! Now none of us can type on the computer, because we don't know how to read!
Nabooru: Oops, heh he he...-_-;
*meanwhile*
~~~~ Day 1 ~~~~ Will: I'm so thirsty...
Me: What do you mean!?!?!? We've been trying to find them for a total of...5 minutes and 36 seconds! How can you possibly be thirsty?
Will: I just am, okay!
Me: When I get my computer, you're toast! Literally!
Will: I miss Charlotte! T_T
Me: So do I! She WAS my friend, until you knocked her off the moon!
Will: It was an accident!
Me: Stop it! You're already getting on my nerves, and it's only been 5 minutes and 52 seconds!
Will: Sorry, I just want to get there as fast as I can!
Me: I still don't know why I am alive, someone would have had to type something like Amanda comes back to life! But I don't know why I ended up in Clock Town, instead of just coming back to life. Any way, who would be stupid enough to bring ME back to life?
Will: Yeah! Ha ha, no one is THAT retarded!
I punched Will in the face.
Will: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Me: For agreeing with me! You were supposed to say something encouraging!
I punch Will again.
Will: Owwwwwww!
Me: Hey, you only get what you deserve.
Will: Well, where should we check to find them first?
Me: The Great Fairy's Fountain.
Will: Do you remember how to get there?
Me: Well, no, Billy made a wish to warp us there.
Will: Oh yeah! Billy! I remember him, is he and all them still a secret from everyone?
Me: Yeah...hey look!
I point to a piece of paper on the ground. Will picks it up.
Will: It's a map to the Great Fairy's Fountain!
Me: YAY!!!!! We'll according to the map, this is going to be a one week journey to get there.
Will: One week! I can't stand to be alone with YOU for a week!
Me: Well, I'm not exactly thrilled about it either, you're quiet annoying!
Will: SHUT UP!
I punch Will.
Will: Stop hitting me!
Me: No! *I punch Will again*
Will: THAT'S IT!!!
Will punches me.
Me: Wow, you think you're so tough, hitting a girl!
I punch Will again, and then I kick him.
Me: Take that!
Will: Well, I'm not going to sink so low as to hit a girl.
Me: You've already hit me! You're just scared if you try to fight me, you'll get beat up by a girl!
Will: How'd you know?!?!? Errr...I mean, you're wrong!
I hit Will again.
Will: You know what?!?!?! Fine! I don't care if you are a girl!
Will hits me.
Me: You know...You're in a lose/lose situation.
I hit Will.
Will: Yeah? How so?
Will hits me.
Me: Well, one way, if you choose not to fight, then I can say you were too wimpy to fight a girl. And the other way, if you fight me, you can't brag you beat me up, because I'm a girl.
I hit Will three times.
Will: So, you're pretty tough.
Me: Still, how smart do you think you'd look if you went around saying, "I beat up a girl!"
Will hits me.
Will: Oh well...
So we continue fighting for an hour.
Will: You know, we really should get going...
Me: You're right.
So we stop fighting and we fallow the directions to the Great Fairy's Fountain.
Me: You know, you're the one who stopped first, so, I win.
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: No!
Will: Yes!
Me: Hahahahahahah, I got you to say yes!
Will: Shut up!
Me: You know, you're really getting on my nerves.
Will: That is not a bad thing.
We continue to argue for hours, and it gets really dark out.
Me: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?
Will: What? I like Barbies...
Me: Only gay guys like Barbies...
Will: If I was gay, why would I have married Charlotte? I'm just more feminine than most men...
Me: I call it gay.
Will: I can't be gay! I married Charlotte.
Me: Oh well, we need to get some sleep, we still have 6 days ahead of us...
Will: Uhhhh, ok, I'll sleep over by this tree, and you sleep over by that tree.
Me: Fine. Will, promise me one thing...
Will: What?
Me: That someday you will get a life.
Will: Yeah, someday.
~~~~ Day 2 ~~~~
Will: It's time to get up! We need to go now!
Will is trying to wake me up.
Me: 5 more minutes...
Will: Cummon! We gotta go!
Will starts poking me with a stick.
Me *mumbly*: Owwwww, stoppit!
Will: Get up!
Will continues poking me with a stick. I really start to get annoyed.
Me: 5 more minutes!
Will: We have to get going!
I get really angry.
Me (in a REALLY scary voice): I SAID 5 MORE MINUTES!
I grab Will's stick (that sounds really wrong, but you know what I mean) and I brake it in half.
Will: Fine! You can sleep for 5 more minutes!
Me: Well, it's too late now, you've all ready completely woke me up. When I get completely woken up, I can't fall asleep until dark.
Will: Let's just get going.
Me: Fine!
Will: I'm bored.
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
*goes on for hours*
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: I ALREADY KNOW WHO'S THERE! IT'S BANANA!
Me: No.
Will: O.o Then who?
Me: Orange.
Will: Orange who?
Me: Orange you glad I didn't say banana, again?
Will: Well, it's dark out, I guess we should call it a day.
Me: Wow! I had that joke going for that long?!?!
Will: *eye twitches* Yes.
Me: Wow! That's probably a world record!
Will: Whatever, I'm going to bed, I'm going to go sleep by that tree over there. You go find tree to sleep by.
Me: I call that tree!
~~~~ Day 3 ~~~~
Will *is poking me with a stick again* : Hey, time to get up!
Me: Lemme sleep 10 more minutes, if I get up 10 minutes before I usually do, my whole day is ruined!
Will: Come on! What can 10 minutes do?
Me: You just wait and see!
*an hour later*
Will: Stop being so grouchy! I mean, you're acting meaner that usual.
Me: Remember what I said about waking me up 10 min. early?
Will: Yeah, so? It was just 10 min.
Me: Yeah, but if you wake up 10 min. early, it's not so bad. When I wake up 10 min. early, I am NOT in the mood for anyone's crap.
Will stops walking and looks around the place.
Me: What the heck do you think you're doing?
Will: I promised you I'd find a life, and I'm looking for one right now.
Me: WILL! NOW IS NOT THE TIME! WE NEED TO GET TO THE GREAT FAIRY'S FOUNTAIN, AND I NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP! AND I WANT SILENCE!
So Will and I kept walking in silence for the rest of the day.
Will: Well, it's dark out, we should get some sleep now.
Me: Shut up! I get to choose which tree I want first, and I choose that one.
Will: But I wanted that one!
Me: SHUT UP!
Will: Fine! Then I guess I'll sleep by that tree.
~~~~ Day 4 ~~~~
This time I wake up before Will.
Me: Now's a great time to pull a prank on him.
I somehow find a mannequin of Elizabeth, I set it up in front of him. Then I hide behind a tree. I throw a rock at Will so he wakes up.
Will *sees the mannequin* : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me (from behind a tree, and in a high pitched girlie voice): Will, don't you recognize me? It's me! Elizabeth!
Will: I know who you are? How did you get here? And where is Amanda!?!?
Me: Why do you need her? Do you like her or something, Will! I thought you loved me!
Will: Ewwwww, gross, I don't like HER! She had the map! T_T And you still haven't answered how you got here!
Me: I stalked you!
Will: But I was warped here! You couldn't have possibly followed me!
Me: Will, I ended up here too!
Will: Elizabeth, I've gotten over you! Go away!
I come out from behind the tree.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You believed Elizabeth was here! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Will: Shut up, and let's just get going.
We continue to walk the rest of the day.
Will: I call that tree!
Me: Fine, but I call this one! It's wayyyyyyyy better.
~~~~ Day 5 ~~~~
Will: Get up, time to go.
Me: FINE!
Will: Boy! Someone is cranky!
Me: SHUT UP!
Will: Let's just get going!
Me: Fine.
*after a couple of hours*
Me: Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss...
I go on singing that for 13 hours.
Will: Shut up! It's time to go to sleep anyway.
Me: I call that tree!
Will: Fine!
~~~~ Day 6 ~~~~
Me: Ahhhhh! I had a wonderful night's sleep! I am soooo well rested, how about you?
Will: I couldn't fall asleep.
Me: Awwwwwww, I'm sorry, why couldn't you fall asleep?
Will: I got that stupid song stuck in my head.
Me: Oh! I'm sooooooo sorry! *evil grins*
Will: I know you did that on purpose.
Me: Nooooooo, do you really think that? *even more evil grins*
Will: Let's just go.
So, we walk for a while.
Will: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: What's wrong?
Will: I miss Charlotte! T_T
Me: Get over it, I'll bring her back to life.
Will: I know, but I miss her! T_T
Me: If you don't stop crying over her, I'll just keep her dead!
Will: Fine! I'll cry in silence! T_T
So Will cried all day.
Will: I *sniff* call that tree. T_T
Me: Go ahead, I'll take that tree.
~~~~ Day 7 ~~~~
Me: WAKE UP!
Will: Woah! You scared the crap outta me!
Me: That was my point. Today is the day! We're gonna get to the Great Fairy's Fountain!
Will: All right! Today, I get my Charlotte back!
Me: Well, let's go!
*we arrive at the Great Fairy's Fountain*
Will: Yup, they're here.
Me: How can you tell?
Will: Don't you hear all the noise?
Me: Oh, yeah, well, anyways, let's just go inside!
We get inside.
Me: O.O WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE DOING! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?
All: Heh...he...he...we got a hold of your computer.
Me: LEMME SEE THE COMPUTER SO I CAN FIX EVERYTHING!
I get on the computer, and type something, and everything is back to normal.
Charlotte: Will! I missed you!
Will: Charlotte! I missed you!
Link: So, you fixed everything, right?
Me: Well, I left out one thing.
Link: What?
Me: Well, you guys still can't read.
Link: WHY?!?!?!?
Me: So that, if you guys ever get a hold of my computer, you can't mess everything up.
Link: Hey, I saw you only type one thing in, what did you type.
Me: Well, I typed, "Put everything back the way it was before everyone got a hold of my computer, but have me alive, Charlotte and Will here, with Charlotte alive, and everyone besides me can't read."
Link: Ohhhh...hey, did you guys realize that the Great Fairy is still here, and we have no clue what to do next about Gollum and everyone else.
Great Fairy: You just realized that?
Link: Well, how are we supposed to get them back to where they belong?
Great Fairy: Well, there is someone here who has a great gift.
Link: Who?
Great Fairy: Frodo, he carries something absolutely wonderful.
Link: What?
Great Fairy: The Ring of Power.
Link: Lemme see it!
Frodo didn't have the ring with him, because Billy, Dominic, Sean, Andy, and Elijah were using it.
Frodo: Uhhhh, no.
Link: Fine! Be that way.
Link turns to the Great Fairy.
Link: What does that have to do with anything.
Great Fairy: Well, before they can go home, they have to destroy the ring.
Frodo: Yeah, but Mt. Doom is in Middle Earth.
Great Fairy: Yeah, I know, but you wouldn't have been able to destroy the Ring alone, so I sent everyone here, to get some help. And I don't know what's better than having the Hero of Time to help you. And now that all of you are here, I can transport you to Middle Earth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, that is the 17th chapter, wow it took me 17 chapters to get to the plot. Well, anyways, I'll update soon, see ya!
-Amanda
When we last saw Link and everyone, they had a hold of MY computer, and was making a bunch of weird stuff happen.
Nabooru (who was currently on the computer): No! It's my turn!
Link: There are no turns!
Nabooru: Well, now there are! I just typed it on the computer! And I still have 31 minutes on the computer!
Link: Well! When it's my turn, I'm changing that rule!
Here are just a few of the things that had happened while I was gone, well, The Great Fairies Fountain overflowed with water, Mido's hair turned purple, Kaepora Gaebora was now a Hylian instead of a bird, Ruto fell in love with Ganondorf, Ganondorf was still in love with his looks. Those are just a few of the many things that had happened when they took over MY computer.
Link: Oh, everything has gone wrong! This story was much better when Amanda was typing! I've got an idea! Nabooru, type something, like the Amanda comes back, or something like that!
Nabooru: Ok. *Nabooru types something in on the computer*
Nothing happens.
Link: Why didn't she appear!?!?!?!
A window on the computer pops up.
Window: Sorry, we could not put through your request. We were not able to find that file, please make sure you spell everything right, and try again.
Link: So, what does it say? I can't read
Nabooru: Uhhhhhh, I can't read either.
Ganondorf: Of course you guys know how to read! Or how else would you have been able to type on the "computer"
Nabooru: Fine! Then I'll have to make it where I'm right! *she types something in, and they all feel a bit stupider*
Link: Is stupider a word?
Nabooru: I dunno, I'm too stupid to know.
Laura: What did you type in?
Nabooru: Uhhhh, I typed something like, makes it to where no one besides the author can read.
Laura: Why did you let the author still know how to read?
Nabooru: Because she's the author.
Ganondorf: Why did you type that in! Now none of us can type on the computer, because we don't know how to read!
Nabooru: Oops, heh he he...-_-;
*meanwhile*
~~~~ Day 1 ~~~~ Will: I'm so thirsty...
Me: What do you mean!?!?!? We've been trying to find them for a total of...5 minutes and 36 seconds! How can you possibly be thirsty?
Will: I just am, okay!
Me: When I get my computer, you're toast! Literally!
Will: I miss Charlotte! T_T
Me: So do I! She WAS my friend, until you knocked her off the moon!
Will: It was an accident!
Me: Stop it! You're already getting on my nerves, and it's only been 5 minutes and 52 seconds!
Will: Sorry, I just want to get there as fast as I can!
Me: I still don't know why I am alive, someone would have had to type something like Amanda comes back to life! But I don't know why I ended up in Clock Town, instead of just coming back to life. Any way, who would be stupid enough to bring ME back to life?
Will: Yeah! Ha ha, no one is THAT retarded!
I punched Will in the face.
Will: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Me: For agreeing with me! You were supposed to say something encouraging!
I punch Will again.
Will: Owwwwwww!
Me: Hey, you only get what you deserve.
Will: Well, where should we check to find them first?
Me: The Great Fairy's Fountain.
Will: Do you remember how to get there?
Me: Well, no, Billy made a wish to warp us there.
Will: Oh yeah! Billy! I remember him, is he and all them still a secret from everyone?
Me: Yeah...hey look!
I point to a piece of paper on the ground. Will picks it up.
Will: It's a map to the Great Fairy's Fountain!
Me: YAY!!!!! We'll according to the map, this is going to be a one week journey to get there.
Will: One week! I can't stand to be alone with YOU for a week!
Me: Well, I'm not exactly thrilled about it either, you're quiet annoying!
Will: SHUT UP!
I punch Will.
Will: Stop hitting me!
Me: No! *I punch Will again*
Will: THAT'S IT!!!
Will punches me.
Me: Wow, you think you're so tough, hitting a girl!
I punch Will again, and then I kick him.
Me: Take that!
Will: Well, I'm not going to sink so low as to hit a girl.
Me: You've already hit me! You're just scared if you try to fight me, you'll get beat up by a girl!
Will: How'd you know?!?!? Errr...I mean, you're wrong!
I hit Will again.
Will: You know what?!?!?! Fine! I don't care if you are a girl!
Will hits me.
Me: You know...You're in a lose/lose situation.
I hit Will.
Will: Yeah? How so?
Will hits me.
Me: Well, one way, if you choose not to fight, then I can say you were too wimpy to fight a girl. And the other way, if you fight me, you can't brag you beat me up, because I'm a girl.
I hit Will three times.
Will: So, you're pretty tough.
Me: Still, how smart do you think you'd look if you went around saying, "I beat up a girl!"
Will hits me.
Will: Oh well...
So we continue fighting for an hour.
Will: You know, we really should get going...
Me: You're right.
So we stop fighting and we fallow the directions to the Great Fairy's Fountain.
Me: You know, you're the one who stopped first, so, I win.
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: Yes!
Will: No!
Me: No!
Will: Yes!
Me: Hahahahahahah, I got you to say yes!
Will: Shut up!
Me: You know, you're really getting on my nerves.
Will: That is not a bad thing.
We continue to argue for hours, and it gets really dark out.
Me: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?
Will: What? I like Barbies...
Me: Only gay guys like Barbies...
Will: If I was gay, why would I have married Charlotte? I'm just more feminine than most men...
Me: I call it gay.
Will: I can't be gay! I married Charlotte.
Me: Oh well, we need to get some sleep, we still have 6 days ahead of us...
Will: Uhhhh, ok, I'll sleep over by this tree, and you sleep over by that tree.
Me: Fine. Will, promise me one thing...
Will: What?
Me: That someday you will get a life.
Will: Yeah, someday.
~~~~ Day 2 ~~~~
Will: It's time to get up! We need to go now!
Will is trying to wake me up.
Me: 5 more minutes...
Will: Cummon! We gotta go!
Will starts poking me with a stick.
Me *mumbly*: Owwwww, stoppit!
Will: Get up!
Will continues poking me with a stick. I really start to get annoyed.
Me: 5 more minutes!
Will: We have to get going!
I get really angry.
Me (in a REALLY scary voice): I SAID 5 MORE MINUTES!
I grab Will's stick (that sounds really wrong, but you know what I mean) and I brake it in half.
Will: Fine! You can sleep for 5 more minutes!
Me: Well, it's too late now, you've all ready completely woke me up. When I get completely woken up, I can't fall asleep until dark.
Will: Let's just get going.
Me: Fine!
Will: I'm bored.
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: Who's there?
Me: Banana!
Will: Banana who?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: WHO'S THERE?
Me: Banana!
Will: BANANA WHO?
*goes on for hours*
Me: Knock! Knock!
Will: I ALREADY KNOW WHO'S THERE! IT'S BANANA!
Me: No.
Will: O.o Then who?
Me: Orange.
Will: Orange who?
Me: Orange you glad I didn't say banana, again?
Will: Well, it's dark out, I guess we should call it a day.
Me: Wow! I had that joke going for that long?!?!
Will: *eye twitches* Yes.
Me: Wow! That's probably a world record!
Will: Whatever, I'm going to bed, I'm going to go sleep by that tree over there. You go find tree to sleep by.
Me: I call that tree!
~~~~ Day 3 ~~~~
Will *is poking me with a stick again* : Hey, time to get up!
Me: Lemme sleep 10 more minutes, if I get up 10 minutes before I usually do, my whole day is ruined!
Will: Come on! What can 10 minutes do?
Me: You just wait and see!
*an hour later*
Will: Stop being so grouchy! I mean, you're acting meaner that usual.
Me: Remember what I said about waking me up 10 min. early?
Will: Yeah, so? It was just 10 min.
Me: Yeah, but if you wake up 10 min. early, it's not so bad. When I wake up 10 min. early, I am NOT in the mood for anyone's crap.
Will stops walking and looks around the place.
Me: What the heck do you think you're doing?
Will: I promised you I'd find a life, and I'm looking for one right now.
Me: WILL! NOW IS NOT THE TIME! WE NEED TO GET TO THE GREAT FAIRY'S FOUNTAIN, AND I NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP! AND I WANT SILENCE!
So Will and I kept walking in silence for the rest of the day.
Will: Well, it's dark out, we should get some sleep now.
Me: Shut up! I get to choose which tree I want first, and I choose that one.
Will: But I wanted that one!
Me: SHUT UP!
Will: Fine! Then I guess I'll sleep by that tree.
~~~~ Day 4 ~~~~
This time I wake up before Will.
Me: Now's a great time to pull a prank on him.
I somehow find a mannequin of Elizabeth, I set it up in front of him. Then I hide behind a tree. I throw a rock at Will so he wakes up.
Will *sees the mannequin* : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me (from behind a tree, and in a high pitched girlie voice): Will, don't you recognize me? It's me! Elizabeth!
Will: I know who you are? How did you get here? And where is Amanda!?!?
Me: Why do you need her? Do you like her or something, Will! I thought you loved me!
Will: Ewwwww, gross, I don't like HER! She had the map! T_T And you still haven't answered how you got here!
Me: I stalked you!
Will: But I was warped here! You couldn't have possibly followed me!
Me: Will, I ended up here too!
Will: Elizabeth, I've gotten over you! Go away!
I come out from behind the tree.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You believed Elizabeth was here! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Will: Shut up, and let's just get going.
We continue to walk the rest of the day.
Will: I call that tree!
Me: Fine, but I call this one! It's wayyyyyyyy better.
~~~~ Day 5 ~~~~
Will: Get up, time to go.
Me: FINE!
Will: Boy! Someone is cranky!
Me: SHUT UP!
Will: Let's just get going!
Me: Fine.
*after a couple of hours*
Me: Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss... Ohhhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! Ohhhhh...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goooooeeeeeeessssssss...
I go on singing that for 13 hours.
Will: Shut up! It's time to go to sleep anyway.
Me: I call that tree!
Will: Fine!
~~~~ Day 6 ~~~~
Me: Ahhhhh! I had a wonderful night's sleep! I am soooo well rested, how about you?
Will: I couldn't fall asleep.
Me: Awwwwwww, I'm sorry, why couldn't you fall asleep?
Will: I got that stupid song stuck in my head.
Me: Oh! I'm sooooooo sorry! *evil grins*
Will: I know you did that on purpose.
Me: Nooooooo, do you really think that? *even more evil grins*
Will: Let's just go.
So, we walk for a while.
Will: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: What's wrong?
Will: I miss Charlotte! T_T
Me: Get over it, I'll bring her back to life.
Will: I know, but I miss her! T_T
Me: If you don't stop crying over her, I'll just keep her dead!
Will: Fine! I'll cry in silence! T_T
So Will cried all day.
Will: I *sniff* call that tree. T_T
Me: Go ahead, I'll take that tree.
~~~~ Day 7 ~~~~
Me: WAKE UP!
Will: Woah! You scared the crap outta me!
Me: That was my point. Today is the day! We're gonna get to the Great Fairy's Fountain!
Will: All right! Today, I get my Charlotte back!
Me: Well, let's go!
*we arrive at the Great Fairy's Fountain*
Will: Yup, they're here.
Me: How can you tell?
Will: Don't you hear all the noise?
Me: Oh, yeah, well, anyways, let's just go inside!
We get inside.
Me: O.O WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE DOING! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?
All: Heh...he...he...we got a hold of your computer.
Me: LEMME SEE THE COMPUTER SO I CAN FIX EVERYTHING!
I get on the computer, and type something, and everything is back to normal.
Charlotte: Will! I missed you!
Will: Charlotte! I missed you!
Link: So, you fixed everything, right?
Me: Well, I left out one thing.
Link: What?
Me: Well, you guys still can't read.
Link: WHY?!?!?!?
Me: So that, if you guys ever get a hold of my computer, you can't mess everything up.
Link: Hey, I saw you only type one thing in, what did you type.
Me: Well, I typed, "Put everything back the way it was before everyone got a hold of my computer, but have me alive, Charlotte and Will here, with Charlotte alive, and everyone besides me can't read."
Link: Ohhhh...hey, did you guys realize that the Great Fairy is still here, and we have no clue what to do next about Gollum and everyone else.
Great Fairy: You just realized that?
Link: Well, how are we supposed to get them back to where they belong?
Great Fairy: Well, there is someone here who has a great gift.
Link: Who?
Great Fairy: Frodo, he carries something absolutely wonderful.
Link: What?
Great Fairy: The Ring of Power.
Link: Lemme see it!
Frodo didn't have the ring with him, because Billy, Dominic, Sean, Andy, and Elijah were using it.
Frodo: Uhhhh, no.
Link: Fine! Be that way.
Link turns to the Great Fairy.
Link: What does that have to do with anything.
Great Fairy: Well, before they can go home, they have to destroy the ring.
Frodo: Yeah, but Mt. Doom is in Middle Earth.
Great Fairy: Yeah, I know, but you wouldn't have been able to destroy the Ring alone, so I sent everyone here, to get some help. And I don't know what's better than having the Hero of Time to help you. And now that all of you are here, I can transport you to Middle Earth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, that is the 17th chapter, wow it took me 17 chapters to get to the plot. Well, anyways, I'll update soon, see ya!
-Amanda