Hullo! I'm writing another chapter! Guess what? It's chapter 19!
Well, so far, in the last chapter, we've found out that Gandalf was gay and
Gollum is fond of Dr. Suess. Well, here's chapter 19!
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Me: Well, should we get going?
The 4 hobbits couldn't wait to go. Especially Merry and Pippin.
Merry and Pippin: Let's get moving!
Link: Hey, you know what I just noticed?
All: What?
Link: Amanda's been counting the characters wrong. There are only 30. If you include her.
Me: NO, there are 35!
Frodo (whispers to me): He doesn't know about Andy, Elijah, Sean, Dominic, or Billy.
Link: There are only 30!
Link names everyone, and he only comes to 30.
Link: So how did you get 35?
Me: Uhhhhhhh, my math skills suck.
Link: Ok, I'll accept that.
Ruto: Link, when are we going to get married?
Link: Uhhhhh, what do you mean?
Ruto: I AM engaged to you.
Zelda pops up.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I type something on my computer but she doesn't disappear.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO! I can't delete her! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Zelda: What do you mean, he's going to marry you? He is supposed to marry me!
Laura: No, he's MY boy friend!
Zelda: So, I'm the princess! I can just order you to be beheaded!
Me: Well, no you can't.
Zelda: Shows what you know! As long as we're in Hyrule, I rule!
Me: HA! But we're not in Hyrule! We're in the Shire!
Merry and Pippin: Yeah, and we're SUPPOSED to be at the Green Dragon!
Me: Well, fine, we'll go to the Green Dragon, we can talk about this there.
*later at the Green Dragon*
Frodo: We'll go find a table.
Laura, Ruto, and Zelda were arguing about me.
Laura: *eye twitching* You know, let's just let Link decide who he wants to marry.
Link: Well, I'm not sure if I want to marry anyone yet, about the only girl I want to go out with is her.
Link points to Rosie (if you don't know who Rosie is, she like a Hobbit waitress at the Green Dragon)
Sam had noticed he had pointed to Rosie.
Sam: Now wait just on minute! She's mine! I love her!
Link: Sorry, she's mine now. You should have made a move while you had the chance.
Laura runs over to Link, and starts beating the crap out of him.
All: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Link: Sorry! I still love you!
Laura (sarcastically): I'm sure!
Laura continues beating the crap out of Link.
Green Dragon Owner: Now come on! If you want to fight, take it outside!
So, Laura dragged Link outside, and continued beating the crap out of him.
Pippin: Rough young lass, that Laura is.
Me: Are you insulting my friend?
Pippin: Uhhhhh, no.
Me: Good.
Merry comes back with a huge mug of beer.
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: They come in pints? I'm getting one.
Pippin leaves to go get something to drink.
Me: I'm gonna go get something to drink too.
I go up.
Bar Tender: What would you like to drink, young lady?
Me: Uhhhhh, do you have Dr. Pepper?
Bar Tender: I'm sorry, but this is a bar, not a hospital. Well, I dunno, he might be here. MR. PEPPER, ARE YA HERE?
Some Guy: Yeah, waddya want?
Bar Tender: Well, this young lady wants to see ya.
Guy: Hullo, what do you want.
Me: Uhhhhh, well, I wanted something to drink. So I asked for a Dr. Pepper, and you came over.
Guy: Well, yeah, I am Derek Pepper.
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot, this is Middle Earth...you haven't invented Dr. Pepper.
Mr. Pepper: That gives me an idea! I'll invent a drink, and name it after myself!
Me: Ok, but instead of calling it Derek Pepper, call it Dr. Pepper. It sounds cooler.
Mr. Pepper: Well, ok. ^-^
Me: So what do you have to drink.
Bar Tender: Well, it's a bar, and it's around the 1200's, we don't know beer is bad for you yet, so, all we got is beer.
Me: Well, fine, can I have a glass of water?
Bar Tender: If you're willing to go down to the river to get it. Like I said, this is a bar.
Me: *I mumble something* Fine.
I leave the Green Dragon and walk towards the river, and on my way there, I see Laura, still beating the crap outta Link.
Link: FORGET ABOUT BEING POLITE, AND NOT HITTING GIRLS!!!! THIS CHICK IS KILLING ME!
Link pulls out his Master Sword.
Link: Laura! If you don't stop, I'll do something crazy!
Link was covered in bruises, and his lip was bleeding.
Laura: I'm sorry! But, you chose a Hobbit over me!
Link: I'm sorry, but she's beautiful.
Laura: AND I'M NOT?!?!?!?!?
Link: Well, you're, uh, how do I put this? You're ok...but Rosie! She's beautiful!
Laura: Yeah, but she's about 2 feet shorter than you?
Link: Appearance doesn't matter to me!
Laura: So what was that, about you saying she's prettier!
Link: I'm sorry, but, it wasn't meant to be.
Laura: Well, since I'm not a prep. I won't slap you, but I will do this!
Laura kicked him where it hurts, and then she went inside.
Me: That was weird.
So, I got my glass of water, and went back to the Green Dragon. Link was still rolling around on the ground, in pain, when I got back there.
Me: So, uh, where should we go after this?
Triowyn jumped up.
Triowyn: I think we should go to Lothlorien!
Me: Why do you want to go there so bad?
Triowyn: Well, uh, no reason, it's just a beautiful place!
Me: Well, ok, we'll go there first.
There were some strange people there, who didn't look too friendly. Well, Merry and Pippin, being the very mischievous Hobbits that they are, had to listen.
Guy 1: I heard that they found the ring.
Guy 2: You don't say?
Guy 1: I do! I also heard that Sauron is looking for it.
Guy 3: Well, yeah! If I lost something that I heard was found I'd look for it!
Gut 1: He offered me a deal, he did. He says, "If you can find me that ring, you can be 2nd in command!"
Guy 3: Don't fall for it Earl! It's Sauron we're talking about! He won't keep his promise!
Earl: I thought about that, Fred, that's why I'm gonna keep it!
Guy 2: 'Aven't you heard the stories? You can't control that ring! Only he can!
Earl: Shut up, Tony!
Fred: Hey, did you realize, all our names have 4 letters in them.
Earl: That has nothing to do with anything!
Tony: So how do you expect to find it?
Earl: I know where it is.
Pippin had to choke back a yell.
Fred: Waddaya mean, you knows where it is?
Earl: I mean what I said.
Tony: So then, where is it.
Earl: It's right here in this room.
Tony: It is?!?!?!? Where?
Tony looks around the room.
Earl: Stoppit! You'll make a scene.
Fred: So, where is it.
Earl: She has it.
Earl points to me, but I don't notice because I'm to busy acting like an idiot, and tell everyone what antidisestablishmentarianism means, to notice.
Fred: Are you sure.
Earl: Yup.
Tony: So, how do you plan on getting it.
Earl: Murder...
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So, that's my 19th chapter! Well, sorry it was short, I'm gonna start working on chapter 20 now...bye
-Amanda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 19 What I Heard In The Green Dragon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Well, should we get going?
The 4 hobbits couldn't wait to go. Especially Merry and Pippin.
Merry and Pippin: Let's get moving!
Link: Hey, you know what I just noticed?
All: What?
Link: Amanda's been counting the characters wrong. There are only 30. If you include her.
Me: NO, there are 35!
Frodo (whispers to me): He doesn't know about Andy, Elijah, Sean, Dominic, or Billy.
Link: There are only 30!
Link names everyone, and he only comes to 30.
Link: So how did you get 35?
Me: Uhhhhhhh, my math skills suck.
Link: Ok, I'll accept that.
Ruto: Link, when are we going to get married?
Link: Uhhhhh, what do you mean?
Ruto: I AM engaged to you.
Zelda pops up.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I type something on my computer but she doesn't disappear.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO! I can't delete her! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Zelda: What do you mean, he's going to marry you? He is supposed to marry me!
Laura: No, he's MY boy friend!
Zelda: So, I'm the princess! I can just order you to be beheaded!
Me: Well, no you can't.
Zelda: Shows what you know! As long as we're in Hyrule, I rule!
Me: HA! But we're not in Hyrule! We're in the Shire!
Merry and Pippin: Yeah, and we're SUPPOSED to be at the Green Dragon!
Me: Well, fine, we'll go to the Green Dragon, we can talk about this there.
*later at the Green Dragon*
Frodo: We'll go find a table.
Laura, Ruto, and Zelda were arguing about me.
Laura: *eye twitching* You know, let's just let Link decide who he wants to marry.
Link: Well, I'm not sure if I want to marry anyone yet, about the only girl I want to go out with is her.
Link points to Rosie (if you don't know who Rosie is, she like a Hobbit waitress at the Green Dragon)
Sam had noticed he had pointed to Rosie.
Sam: Now wait just on minute! She's mine! I love her!
Link: Sorry, she's mine now. You should have made a move while you had the chance.
Laura runs over to Link, and starts beating the crap out of him.
All: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Link: Sorry! I still love you!
Laura (sarcastically): I'm sure!
Laura continues beating the crap out of Link.
Green Dragon Owner: Now come on! If you want to fight, take it outside!
So, Laura dragged Link outside, and continued beating the crap out of him.
Pippin: Rough young lass, that Laura is.
Me: Are you insulting my friend?
Pippin: Uhhhhh, no.
Me: Good.
Merry comes back with a huge mug of beer.
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: They come in pints? I'm getting one.
Pippin leaves to go get something to drink.
Me: I'm gonna go get something to drink too.
I go up.
Bar Tender: What would you like to drink, young lady?
Me: Uhhhhh, do you have Dr. Pepper?
Bar Tender: I'm sorry, but this is a bar, not a hospital. Well, I dunno, he might be here. MR. PEPPER, ARE YA HERE?
Some Guy: Yeah, waddya want?
Bar Tender: Well, this young lady wants to see ya.
Guy: Hullo, what do you want.
Me: Uhhhhh, well, I wanted something to drink. So I asked for a Dr. Pepper, and you came over.
Guy: Well, yeah, I am Derek Pepper.
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot, this is Middle Earth...you haven't invented Dr. Pepper.
Mr. Pepper: That gives me an idea! I'll invent a drink, and name it after myself!
Me: Ok, but instead of calling it Derek Pepper, call it Dr. Pepper. It sounds cooler.
Mr. Pepper: Well, ok. ^-^
Me: So what do you have to drink.
Bar Tender: Well, it's a bar, and it's around the 1200's, we don't know beer is bad for you yet, so, all we got is beer.
Me: Well, fine, can I have a glass of water?
Bar Tender: If you're willing to go down to the river to get it. Like I said, this is a bar.
Me: *I mumble something* Fine.
I leave the Green Dragon and walk towards the river, and on my way there, I see Laura, still beating the crap outta Link.
Link: FORGET ABOUT BEING POLITE, AND NOT HITTING GIRLS!!!! THIS CHICK IS KILLING ME!
Link pulls out his Master Sword.
Link: Laura! If you don't stop, I'll do something crazy!
Link was covered in bruises, and his lip was bleeding.
Laura: I'm sorry! But, you chose a Hobbit over me!
Link: I'm sorry, but she's beautiful.
Laura: AND I'M NOT?!?!?!?!?
Link: Well, you're, uh, how do I put this? You're ok...but Rosie! She's beautiful!
Laura: Yeah, but she's about 2 feet shorter than you?
Link: Appearance doesn't matter to me!
Laura: So what was that, about you saying she's prettier!
Link: I'm sorry, but, it wasn't meant to be.
Laura: Well, since I'm not a prep. I won't slap you, but I will do this!
Laura kicked him where it hurts, and then she went inside.
Me: That was weird.
So, I got my glass of water, and went back to the Green Dragon. Link was still rolling around on the ground, in pain, when I got back there.
Me: So, uh, where should we go after this?
Triowyn jumped up.
Triowyn: I think we should go to Lothlorien!
Me: Why do you want to go there so bad?
Triowyn: Well, uh, no reason, it's just a beautiful place!
Me: Well, ok, we'll go there first.
There were some strange people there, who didn't look too friendly. Well, Merry and Pippin, being the very mischievous Hobbits that they are, had to listen.
Guy 1: I heard that they found the ring.
Guy 2: You don't say?
Guy 1: I do! I also heard that Sauron is looking for it.
Guy 3: Well, yeah! If I lost something that I heard was found I'd look for it!
Gut 1: He offered me a deal, he did. He says, "If you can find me that ring, you can be 2nd in command!"
Guy 3: Don't fall for it Earl! It's Sauron we're talking about! He won't keep his promise!
Earl: I thought about that, Fred, that's why I'm gonna keep it!
Guy 2: 'Aven't you heard the stories? You can't control that ring! Only he can!
Earl: Shut up, Tony!
Fred: Hey, did you realize, all our names have 4 letters in them.
Earl: That has nothing to do with anything!
Tony: So how do you expect to find it?
Earl: I know where it is.
Pippin had to choke back a yell.
Fred: Waddaya mean, you knows where it is?
Earl: I mean what I said.
Tony: So then, where is it.
Earl: It's right here in this room.
Tony: It is?!?!?!? Where?
Tony looks around the room.
Earl: Stoppit! You'll make a scene.
Fred: So, where is it.
Earl: She has it.
Earl points to me, but I don't notice because I'm to busy acting like an idiot, and tell everyone what antidisestablishmentarianism means, to notice.
Fred: Are you sure.
Earl: Yup.
Tony: So, how do you plan on getting it.
Earl: Murder...
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So, that's my 19th chapter! Well, sorry it was short, I'm gonna start working on chapter 20 now...bye
-Amanda