Hullo hullo! I am back! Here, once again to write the 20th chapter!
YAY!!!!!!!!! Chapter 20! Well, I best get started on it...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 20 Games! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This time, Merry and Pippin both had to hold back a scream.
Fred: What do you mean, murder?
Earl: I mean what I said. We have to kill 'er.
Tony: And you're sure it's her?
Earl: Yup.
Fred: So when do you plan to, kill 'er?
Earl: T'night. Sometime after they've all gone to bed.
Tony: How many of them are there?
Earl: Countless.
Fred: So, you're really going to go through it?
Earl: Yup.
Merry and Pippin couldn't hold it in any longer, they run over to where I was.
Me: So, can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism?
I was talking to Frodo.
Frodo: No.
Me: Me either!
Sam (whispered to Frodo): I'm not sure if that's really water she's drinking...
Me: So, what's up!
I was still talking to Frodo.
Frodo: I dunno.
Me: The ceiling! What else is up?
Frodo: What?
Me: The sky! What else is up?
Frodo: *eye twitches*: WHAT?
Me: Nothing!
At that moment, Merry and Pippin came running up.
Pippin (out of breath): Miss Amanda! Some one wants to kill you!
Me: Why?
Merry: They think you have the ring!
Me: What? Who thinks I have the ring?
Pippin: Some people named Earl, and Tony, and Fred!
Me: Crap.
Merry: Do you know them?
Me: No.
Pippin: I just want to know, why they think you have the ring.
All of a sudden I start laughing.
Merry & Pippin: O.o
Pippin: What's so funny about this? Your life is at stake!
Me: Hahahahahahah! What a joke you guys! You really had me going! I thought there was ACTUALLY someone out to kill me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Merry: Poor, poor, Amanda. She's in denial.
Me: Wait, you really mean someone is going to kill me?
Pippin: Can't you just type something on your 'computer' and fix it?
Me: Sadly, no. I can't just type "Earl decides not to kill me"
Merry: Why?
Me: Because, I don't know what they look like! I can't type someone I've never met. My computer won't know what Earl I'm talking about. It uses things from my memory.
Pippin: Well, look for them!
We looked around, but saw they had left.
Me: Oh well.
Pippin: What do you mean, Oh well?
Me: I'm sure everything will turn out fine, I mean, if I die, the story won't be able to go on.
Pippin: We can do what we did last time, and take over your computer.
Me: Ahhhh, but remember, I took your reading privileges away.
Merry: Oh no! You have to live!
Me: Wait! Why do they think I have the ring?
Pippin: Who knows...
Me: Oh well, we'll just have to see what happens...let's play Truth or Dare! ^-^
Merry and Pippin: O.o
Merry: How can you think of playing Truth or Dare at a time like this!?!?!?
Pippin: And what's more, what IS Truth or Dare?
Me: Well, to answer Merry's question, I figure, if I'm gonna die, why not make the last few hours of my life enjoyable? And to answer Pippin's question, Truth or Dare is a game. You play it by choosing someone to start, then they have to ask some one truth or dare? Then the person answers either truth or dare, then the person who asked truth or dare, they get to make up a question they have to tell the truth about, or a dare they have to do.
Pippin: Ok! ^-^
Merry: WAIT!!!! Don't you want to try to make up some kind of plan to try and keep you alive?
Me: Well, no.
Merry: WHAT?!?!?!
Me: Well, you said I had 'till night, didn't you, I'm sure that's enough time for me to think of a plan *evil grins*
Merry: Well, ok! ^-^ Who starts!
Pippin: What if we lie?
Me: Well, I'll fix that!
I type something on my computer.
Merry: Let me guess, you typed something on your computer to make us not lie.
Me: Yup, but only for the Truth or Dare game...after that, you can lie again.
*later, when everyone is playing Truth or Dare*
Pippin: So, Gandalf, this one's for you...Truth or Dare?
The ale was starting to get to them...
Gandalf: *hic* Dare!
Pippin: I dare you to...*Pippin was trying to think of a REALLY good dare* uhhhhhhhhhh...
Gandalf: Hurry up! Fool of a Took!
Pippin: Shut up! Uhhhhhhhhh...
Merry whispers something in Pippin's ear.
Pippin: *evil grins* Gandalf I dare you to go out with a girl!
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyway, Merry told you to do that! You can dare that!
Merry: Yes he can, I just SUGGESTED it, and told him he could use my idea, but he's the one who dared it.
Gandalf: Well, like, crap! So, like, who do I have to, like, go out with?
Pippin: How about...Charlotte!
Charlotte: I can't, I'm married.
Pippin: Fine, how about...Triowyn.
Triowyn: I can't, I'm engaged.
Pippin: Fine, how about...Amanda.
Me: No.
Pippin: Why?
Me: He REALLY old, I'm about to die, and I don't want to.
Pippin: Fine, how about...Saria.
Saria: No way! I'm not going out with him!
Pippin: Why?
Saria: Because I'm yours!
Pippin: *shudders* No, go out with him.
Saria: No!
Pippin: Will you do it for me?
Saria: YES!
Merry: That was easy enough!
Gandalf: Saria, will you go out with me?
Saria: Yeah.
Gandalf: Uhhhh, this, like, is sorta new to me.
Saria: What, dating?
Gandalf: No, dating a GIRL.
Saria: Oh, well, we can go get our nails done!
Gandalf: Like, ok!
Saria and Gandalf leave to get their nails done.
Laura: What preps!
Me: I know!
Laura: So, what do we do, it was Gandalf's turn.
Me: I'll just make it...my turn!
Laura: ok.
Me: Uhhhhh, Merry!
Merry: What?
Me: Truth or Dare?
Merry: Uhhhhh, truth.
Me: Heh...he...he, is it true, that Sean, Andy, Billy, Dominic, and Elijah, are in this room.
Merry: Uhhhhhh...pass.
Me: You can't pass!
Merry: Fine, yes, they're in this room.
Brandy: Who's Elijah, Dominic, Sean, Andy, and Billy?
Pippin: Come on guys, Merry told 'um.
The 5 of them took the Ring off.
Billy: Hey! You could've lied!
Merry: No, because remember, she typed that we can't lie on her "computer".
Dominic: Ohhhhh, rigghhht.
Merry: It's true!
Me: Well, it's your turn.
Merry: Frodo, truth or dare?
Frodo: Dare! ^-^
Merry: Ok, I dare you to get on the table, and sing to song you sang at the Prancing Pony! (Just to let you know, this wasn't in the movie, it was in the book.)
Frodo: Ok! Here's one Bilbo taught me!
Frodo stood on the table, and started to sing...
There is an inn, a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
And there they brew a beer so brown
The Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.
The ostler has a tipsy cat
that plays a five-stringed fiddle;
And up and down he runs his bow,
Now squeaking high, now purring low,
now sawing in the middle.
The landlord keeps a little dog
that is mighty fond of jokes;
When there's good cheer among the guests.
He cocks his ear at all the jests
and laughs until he chokes.
They also keep a horned cow
as proud as any queen;
But music turns her head like ale,
And makes her wave her tufted tail
and dance upon the green.
And O! the rows of silver dishes
and the store of silver spoons!
For Sunday there's a special pair,
And these they polish up with care
on Saturday afternoons.
The Man in the Moon was drinking deep,
and the cat began to wail;
A dish and a spoon on the table danced,
The cow in the garden madly pranced,
and the little dog chased his tail.
The Man in the Moon took another mug,
and then rolled beneath his chair;
And there he dozed and dreamed of ale,
Till in the sky the stars were pale,
and dawn was in the air.
Then the ostler said to his tipsy cat:
"The white horses of the Moon,
They neigh and champ their silver bits;
But their master's been and drowned in his wits,
and the Sun'll be rising soon!"
So the cat on his fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle,
a jig that would wake the dead:
He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune,
While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon:
"It's after three!" he said.
They rolled the man slowly up the hill
and bundled him into the Moon,
While his horses galloped up in rear,
And the cow came capering like a deer,
and the dish ran up with the spoon.
Now quicker the fiddle went deedle-dum-diddle;
the dog began to roar,
The cow and the horses stood on their heads;
The guests all bounded from their beds
and danced upon the floor.
With a ping and a pang the fiddle-strings broke!
the cow jumped over the Moon,
And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the Saturday dish went off at a run
with the silver Sunday spoon.
The round Moon rolled beneath the hill,
as the Sun raised up her head.
She hardly believed her fiery eyes;
for thought it was day, to her surprise
they all went back to bed!
Everyone in the Green Dragon applauded. *if you couldn't tell, that was a long version of "Hey Diddle-diddle!" It was the song Frodo sang at the Prancing Pony*
Frodo: It's my turn! Uhhhhh...Link, truth or dare.
Link: Dare.
Elijah: I dare you to go out with Gandalf!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At that moment, Gandalf and Saria came in, both with freshly done nails.
Saria: Oh, I loooove that pink you chose!
Gandalf: Thanks, girlfriend!
Brandy: So, how did your date go with Gandalf?
Saria: I was wonderful! First we had manicures and then we went shopping!
Laura: *eye twitches* must...kill...preps...
Zelda: Hey, like, I'm a prep and I'm proud of it!
Ruto: Like, me too!
Laura: *eye twitches* MUST...KILL...PREPS...
Zelda: I, like, looooooove your hair Ruto.
Ruto: I, like, love yours too, but, I like, don't have hair.
Zelda: Ohhhh, *giggles* that's right! Well, I love your nails!
Laura: *eye twitches* AMANDA!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING HER BACK!
Me: I'm sorry, it's just, I can't take her out. She finds some weird way back, even on my computer!
Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zelda: Let's, like, play spin-the-bottle!
Ruto: Yeah!
Me: Uhhhh, no, we're playing truth or dare.
Zelda: Well, then, like, let's take a vote!
Frodo: Wait! First I want to know what spin-the-bottle is.
Zelda: It's, like, this game where a person spins the bottle, and who ever it lands on, the person who spun it, has to kiss them.
Link was just happy that they had forgotten about his dare.
Ruto: So, like, let's take a vote.
Laura: *eye twitches uncontrollably* IF YOU SAY LIKE ONE MONE TIME, I'LL...I'LL...I'LL...
Zelda: Just spit it out!
Laura: YOU DON'T TELL ME TO SPIT IT OUT, BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I'LL DO SOMETHING CRAZY!!!!!
Zelda and Ruto cower back in fear.
Me: Go Laura!
Laura and I high-five each other.
Link: Well, I guess we'd better take a vote. All who vote for Truth or Dare raise your hand.
About 5 people raised their hand.
Link: All who vote for spin-the-bottle raise your hand.
About 30 people raised their hands.
Saria: Brandy, who do you want, Billy or Pippin?
Brandy: Ummmmmm, this is a tough choice, I'd have to go with...Pippin.
Saria: Ok! ^-^ I was hoping for Billy!
*meanwhile, over by Billy and Pippin*
Billy: Is that girl with the green hair, the one I had to pretend to like?
Pippin: Yeah.
Billy: Why are they looking at us like that?
Pippin: They always do that, they used to really like me, and now I think they're trying to decide who gets who.
Billy: Ohhhhhh.
*meanwhile*
Dominic: What are you going to vote for?
Merry: I'm going to have to vote for Truth or Dare.
Dominic: What? Why?
Merry: Because my heart is set on Malon.
Dominic: Oh cumon! She is soooooo last chapter.
Merry: Actually, she's more than last chapter, she's been long gone.
Dominic: So move on! I mean, you're not going to be able to go back to Hyrule. You have to stay here! In Middle Earth!
Merry: Ok, I'll go for spin-the-bottle.
*meanwhile*
Triowyn: Charlotte, what are you going to vote for. Spin-the-bottle or Truth or Dare?
Charlotte: I'm going for Truth or Dare, because I am married.
Triowyn: Me too, but not because I'm married, but because I'm engaged!
Charlotte: *gasp* Really? To who?
Triowyn: Legolas!
Charlotte: Ohhhhhh I'm so happy for you!
*meanwhile*
Sean: I like food.
Sam: So do I.
Sean: Food is good.
Sam: Eating is fun.
Sean: I know.
*meanwhile*
Elijah: So, uhhhhh, could I see it?
Frodo: See what?!?!?!?!
Elijah: What do you think I'm talking about?
Frodo: Ohhhhhh this!
Frodo pulls something out and puts it in Elijah's hand.
Elijah: It's so pretty.
Frodo: I know!
Elijah: So, does it really turn you invisible?
Frodo: Yup.
Elijah: Can I try it?
Frodo: Sure! ^-^
Elijah: Wow, I never thought I'd get to see the Ring. It's so much prettier than I ever thought anything could be. Then I again, I never thought it was real...
*meanwhile*
Andy: Gollum is awesome!
Gollum: We know we are.
Andy: That's why I played his voice.
Gollum: Sound like us again, preciousss.
Andy: Ok, preciousss, we must get our preciousss back...yesss...yesss...we needs it preciousss.
*later, while we were all playing spin-the-bottle*
Brandy: It's my turn!
She spins the bottle, and it lands on...Pippin!
Pippin: No! No!
Pippin grabs the Ring from Frodo's hands and puts it on.
Brandy: Pippin, noooooooo! I HAVE to kiss you! It's part of the game!
Me: Yeah! Or I'll have you deleted!
Pippin: Fine!
He slipped the Ring off, and handed it to Frodo.
Brandy: I LOVE YOU!!!!
She ran over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Pippin: Why'd you just kiss me on the cheek?
Brandy: I'm only 11! I think it's gross to kiss people on the lips!
Pippin: Praise the Lord!
Brandy: Was my kiss that good?
Pippin: Uhhhh, sure *whispers to Merry* I was actually praising the Lord that she didn't have to kiss me on the lips!
Me: Pippin, it's your turn!
Pippin spun the bottle.
Pippin: Please land on someone good!
It landed on Gandalf.
Gandalf: Hey punkin!
Pippin: Ahhhhh!
Pippin blew on the side of the bottle so it would spin some more...and it landed on...me!
Me: Ahhhhhhhh!
Gandalf: Awwwwwww, I really liked him too.
Pippin: Uhhhhhh, so what do I do now?
Laura: You gotta kiss her!
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Laura: Ha ha! You gotta be kissed by Pippin!
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
I try to type something on my computer.
Me: Ahhhhhhh! Crap! I gotta kiss you! NOOOOOOOO!
Pippin: *whispers to Merry* You know, I was secretly hoping for her.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pippin: Well, ok.
Laura's still laughing 'cuz I got stuck with Pippin having to kiss me.
Me: Fine *I shoot an evil glance at Laura* I'll just get it over with.
Pippin kissed me.
Me: It's my turn!
I spin the bottle, it spins, and spins, and spins...
Me: Will it just stop spinning!
The bottle stops and it lands on...
Me: Awww crap! It's Pippin, again!
Laura laughes even harder this time.
Me: Laura, did you rig this or something!?!?
Laura: Uhhhhh, maybe.
Me: Laura!
Laura: No! No! I was just joking!
Me: Just my luck!
I kiss Pippin.
Brandy: Amanda! Are you trying to steal my boyfriend!?!?!??!??!
Me: NO!
Brandy: You're a horrible big sister!
Everyone looks at me.
Me: What?
Jack: You're her big sister?
Me: Yup, it's true.
Pippin: Well, I guess I should spin the bottle, but I already did, so Merry, you can spin.
Merry spins the bottle and it lands on Laura.
Me: Ha!
Laura: Ahhhhhh! Not Merry!
Merry: Ahhhhhhhh! Not Laura!
Laura: Can I pass?
Me: No!
Laura: *moans* fine.
Merry kissed Laura.
Laura: Blugh! It's my turn!
Laura spins the bottle and it lands on...Legolas!
Laura: YAY!!!!
Legolas: I'm sorry, but you can't kiss me.
Laura: Why?
Legolas: Because I'm engaged.
Laura: Fine, then Orlando will have to do!
Orlando: Well, ok.
Laura kissed Orlando.
Orlando: It's my turn!
Orlando spun the bottle, and it landed on Leahla (yeah, I'll bet you're thinking, oh yeah! I forgot she was in the story!)
Leahla: YAY!
Leahla kissed Orlando.
Leahla: It's my turn!
Leahla spun the bottle and it landed on...Charlotte!
Leahla: Ahhhhhh! Can I spin again!
Me: Sure.
Leahla spun the bottle, and it landed on Gollum!
Leahla: AHHHHHHH! Can I spin again!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Leahla: Ugh......
Leahla kissed Gollum.
Gollum: It's out turn, preciousss.
Gollum spun the bottle, and it landed on...Nabooru.
Gollum: NOOOOOOO! WE HATES HER!
Nabooru: We, I don't like you too good either!
Gollum kissed Nabooru.
Nabooru: It's my turn, MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Nabooru spun the bottle, and it landed on...Nabooru!
Nabooru: Awwwww crap!
She spun again and it landed on...Link! *who was still covered in bruises*
Nabooru didn't hesitate, she ran over and kissed Link.
Link: It's my turn.
Link spun the bottle and it landed on...Laura!
Laura: Don't even think about it!
Link spun the bottle again, and it landed on Saria!
Saria: YAY!!!!
Link kissed Saria.
Pippin: Hey, uhhhhh, you guys...it's getting late, do you think we should find camp somewhere?
Merry: Yeah, and Amanda, we have to keep you sake, Earl is supposed to be coming... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, that was the 20th chapter! Wow, 20 done. I'm so happy! I hope there's a snow day tomorrow. I really, really, really do. Well, anyways, if there is, I'll be sure to write 2 chapters! If not, I'll try to write one...Well, anyways, see ya!
-Amanda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 20 Games! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This time, Merry and Pippin both had to hold back a scream.
Fred: What do you mean, murder?
Earl: I mean what I said. We have to kill 'er.
Tony: And you're sure it's her?
Earl: Yup.
Fred: So when do you plan to, kill 'er?
Earl: T'night. Sometime after they've all gone to bed.
Tony: How many of them are there?
Earl: Countless.
Fred: So, you're really going to go through it?
Earl: Yup.
Merry and Pippin couldn't hold it in any longer, they run over to where I was.
Me: So, can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism?
I was talking to Frodo.
Frodo: No.
Me: Me either!
Sam (whispered to Frodo): I'm not sure if that's really water she's drinking...
Me: So, what's up!
I was still talking to Frodo.
Frodo: I dunno.
Me: The ceiling! What else is up?
Frodo: What?
Me: The sky! What else is up?
Frodo: *eye twitches*: WHAT?
Me: Nothing!
At that moment, Merry and Pippin came running up.
Pippin (out of breath): Miss Amanda! Some one wants to kill you!
Me: Why?
Merry: They think you have the ring!
Me: What? Who thinks I have the ring?
Pippin: Some people named Earl, and Tony, and Fred!
Me: Crap.
Merry: Do you know them?
Me: No.
Pippin: I just want to know, why they think you have the ring.
All of a sudden I start laughing.
Merry & Pippin: O.o
Pippin: What's so funny about this? Your life is at stake!
Me: Hahahahahahah! What a joke you guys! You really had me going! I thought there was ACTUALLY someone out to kill me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Merry: Poor, poor, Amanda. She's in denial.
Me: Wait, you really mean someone is going to kill me?
Pippin: Can't you just type something on your 'computer' and fix it?
Me: Sadly, no. I can't just type "Earl decides not to kill me"
Merry: Why?
Me: Because, I don't know what they look like! I can't type someone I've never met. My computer won't know what Earl I'm talking about. It uses things from my memory.
Pippin: Well, look for them!
We looked around, but saw they had left.
Me: Oh well.
Pippin: What do you mean, Oh well?
Me: I'm sure everything will turn out fine, I mean, if I die, the story won't be able to go on.
Pippin: We can do what we did last time, and take over your computer.
Me: Ahhhh, but remember, I took your reading privileges away.
Merry: Oh no! You have to live!
Me: Wait! Why do they think I have the ring?
Pippin: Who knows...
Me: Oh well, we'll just have to see what happens...let's play Truth or Dare! ^-^
Merry and Pippin: O.o
Merry: How can you think of playing Truth or Dare at a time like this!?!?!?
Pippin: And what's more, what IS Truth or Dare?
Me: Well, to answer Merry's question, I figure, if I'm gonna die, why not make the last few hours of my life enjoyable? And to answer Pippin's question, Truth or Dare is a game. You play it by choosing someone to start, then they have to ask some one truth or dare? Then the person answers either truth or dare, then the person who asked truth or dare, they get to make up a question they have to tell the truth about, or a dare they have to do.
Pippin: Ok! ^-^
Merry: WAIT!!!! Don't you want to try to make up some kind of plan to try and keep you alive?
Me: Well, no.
Merry: WHAT?!?!?!
Me: Well, you said I had 'till night, didn't you, I'm sure that's enough time for me to think of a plan *evil grins*
Merry: Well, ok! ^-^ Who starts!
Pippin: What if we lie?
Me: Well, I'll fix that!
I type something on my computer.
Merry: Let me guess, you typed something on your computer to make us not lie.
Me: Yup, but only for the Truth or Dare game...after that, you can lie again.
*later, when everyone is playing Truth or Dare*
Pippin: So, Gandalf, this one's for you...Truth or Dare?
The ale was starting to get to them...
Gandalf: *hic* Dare!
Pippin: I dare you to...*Pippin was trying to think of a REALLY good dare* uhhhhhhhhhh...
Gandalf: Hurry up! Fool of a Took!
Pippin: Shut up! Uhhhhhhhhh...
Merry whispers something in Pippin's ear.
Pippin: *evil grins* Gandalf I dare you to go out with a girl!
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyway, Merry told you to do that! You can dare that!
Merry: Yes he can, I just SUGGESTED it, and told him he could use my idea, but he's the one who dared it.
Gandalf: Well, like, crap! So, like, who do I have to, like, go out with?
Pippin: How about...Charlotte!
Charlotte: I can't, I'm married.
Pippin: Fine, how about...Triowyn.
Triowyn: I can't, I'm engaged.
Pippin: Fine, how about...Amanda.
Me: No.
Pippin: Why?
Me: He REALLY old, I'm about to die, and I don't want to.
Pippin: Fine, how about...Saria.
Saria: No way! I'm not going out with him!
Pippin: Why?
Saria: Because I'm yours!
Pippin: *shudders* No, go out with him.
Saria: No!
Pippin: Will you do it for me?
Saria: YES!
Merry: That was easy enough!
Gandalf: Saria, will you go out with me?
Saria: Yeah.
Gandalf: Uhhhh, this, like, is sorta new to me.
Saria: What, dating?
Gandalf: No, dating a GIRL.
Saria: Oh, well, we can go get our nails done!
Gandalf: Like, ok!
Saria and Gandalf leave to get their nails done.
Laura: What preps!
Me: I know!
Laura: So, what do we do, it was Gandalf's turn.
Me: I'll just make it...my turn!
Laura: ok.
Me: Uhhhhh, Merry!
Merry: What?
Me: Truth or Dare?
Merry: Uhhhhh, truth.
Me: Heh...he...he, is it true, that Sean, Andy, Billy, Dominic, and Elijah, are in this room.
Merry: Uhhhhhh...pass.
Me: You can't pass!
Merry: Fine, yes, they're in this room.
Brandy: Who's Elijah, Dominic, Sean, Andy, and Billy?
Pippin: Come on guys, Merry told 'um.
The 5 of them took the Ring off.
Billy: Hey! You could've lied!
Merry: No, because remember, she typed that we can't lie on her "computer".
Dominic: Ohhhhh, rigghhht.
Merry: It's true!
Me: Well, it's your turn.
Merry: Frodo, truth or dare?
Frodo: Dare! ^-^
Merry: Ok, I dare you to get on the table, and sing to song you sang at the Prancing Pony! (Just to let you know, this wasn't in the movie, it was in the book.)
Frodo: Ok! Here's one Bilbo taught me!
Frodo stood on the table, and started to sing...
There is an inn, a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
And there they brew a beer so brown
The Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.
The ostler has a tipsy cat
that plays a five-stringed fiddle;
And up and down he runs his bow,
Now squeaking high, now purring low,
now sawing in the middle.
The landlord keeps a little dog
that is mighty fond of jokes;
When there's good cheer among the guests.
He cocks his ear at all the jests
and laughs until he chokes.
They also keep a horned cow
as proud as any queen;
But music turns her head like ale,
And makes her wave her tufted tail
and dance upon the green.
And O! the rows of silver dishes
and the store of silver spoons!
For Sunday there's a special pair,
And these they polish up with care
on Saturday afternoons.
The Man in the Moon was drinking deep,
and the cat began to wail;
A dish and a spoon on the table danced,
The cow in the garden madly pranced,
and the little dog chased his tail.
The Man in the Moon took another mug,
and then rolled beneath his chair;
And there he dozed and dreamed of ale,
Till in the sky the stars were pale,
and dawn was in the air.
Then the ostler said to his tipsy cat:
"The white horses of the Moon,
They neigh and champ their silver bits;
But their master's been and drowned in his wits,
and the Sun'll be rising soon!"
So the cat on his fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle,
a jig that would wake the dead:
He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune,
While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon:
"It's after three!" he said.
They rolled the man slowly up the hill
and bundled him into the Moon,
While his horses galloped up in rear,
And the cow came capering like a deer,
and the dish ran up with the spoon.
Now quicker the fiddle went deedle-dum-diddle;
the dog began to roar,
The cow and the horses stood on their heads;
The guests all bounded from their beds
and danced upon the floor.
With a ping and a pang the fiddle-strings broke!
the cow jumped over the Moon,
And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
And the Saturday dish went off at a run
with the silver Sunday spoon.
The round Moon rolled beneath the hill,
as the Sun raised up her head.
She hardly believed her fiery eyes;
for thought it was day, to her surprise
they all went back to bed!
Everyone in the Green Dragon applauded. *if you couldn't tell, that was a long version of "Hey Diddle-diddle!" It was the song Frodo sang at the Prancing Pony*
Frodo: It's my turn! Uhhhhh...Link, truth or dare.
Link: Dare.
Elijah: I dare you to go out with Gandalf!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At that moment, Gandalf and Saria came in, both with freshly done nails.
Saria: Oh, I loooove that pink you chose!
Gandalf: Thanks, girlfriend!
Brandy: So, how did your date go with Gandalf?
Saria: I was wonderful! First we had manicures and then we went shopping!
Laura: *eye twitches* must...kill...preps...
Zelda: Hey, like, I'm a prep and I'm proud of it!
Ruto: Like, me too!
Laura: *eye twitches* MUST...KILL...PREPS...
Zelda: I, like, looooooove your hair Ruto.
Ruto: I, like, love yours too, but, I like, don't have hair.
Zelda: Ohhhh, *giggles* that's right! Well, I love your nails!
Laura: *eye twitches* AMANDA!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING HER BACK!
Me: I'm sorry, it's just, I can't take her out. She finds some weird way back, even on my computer!
Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zelda: Let's, like, play spin-the-bottle!
Ruto: Yeah!
Me: Uhhhh, no, we're playing truth or dare.
Zelda: Well, then, like, let's take a vote!
Frodo: Wait! First I want to know what spin-the-bottle is.
Zelda: It's, like, this game where a person spins the bottle, and who ever it lands on, the person who spun it, has to kiss them.
Link was just happy that they had forgotten about his dare.
Ruto: So, like, let's take a vote.
Laura: *eye twitches uncontrollably* IF YOU SAY LIKE ONE MONE TIME, I'LL...I'LL...I'LL...
Zelda: Just spit it out!
Laura: YOU DON'T TELL ME TO SPIT IT OUT, BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I'LL DO SOMETHING CRAZY!!!!!
Zelda and Ruto cower back in fear.
Me: Go Laura!
Laura and I high-five each other.
Link: Well, I guess we'd better take a vote. All who vote for Truth or Dare raise your hand.
About 5 people raised their hand.
Link: All who vote for spin-the-bottle raise your hand.
About 30 people raised their hands.
Saria: Brandy, who do you want, Billy or Pippin?
Brandy: Ummmmmm, this is a tough choice, I'd have to go with...Pippin.
Saria: Ok! ^-^ I was hoping for Billy!
*meanwhile, over by Billy and Pippin*
Billy: Is that girl with the green hair, the one I had to pretend to like?
Pippin: Yeah.
Billy: Why are they looking at us like that?
Pippin: They always do that, they used to really like me, and now I think they're trying to decide who gets who.
Billy: Ohhhhhh.
*meanwhile*
Dominic: What are you going to vote for?
Merry: I'm going to have to vote for Truth or Dare.
Dominic: What? Why?
Merry: Because my heart is set on Malon.
Dominic: Oh cumon! She is soooooo last chapter.
Merry: Actually, she's more than last chapter, she's been long gone.
Dominic: So move on! I mean, you're not going to be able to go back to Hyrule. You have to stay here! In Middle Earth!
Merry: Ok, I'll go for spin-the-bottle.
*meanwhile*
Triowyn: Charlotte, what are you going to vote for. Spin-the-bottle or Truth or Dare?
Charlotte: I'm going for Truth or Dare, because I am married.
Triowyn: Me too, but not because I'm married, but because I'm engaged!
Charlotte: *gasp* Really? To who?
Triowyn: Legolas!
Charlotte: Ohhhhhh I'm so happy for you!
*meanwhile*
Sean: I like food.
Sam: So do I.
Sean: Food is good.
Sam: Eating is fun.
Sean: I know.
*meanwhile*
Elijah: So, uhhhhh, could I see it?
Frodo: See what?!?!?!?!
Elijah: What do you think I'm talking about?
Frodo: Ohhhhhh this!
Frodo pulls something out and puts it in Elijah's hand.
Elijah: It's so pretty.
Frodo: I know!
Elijah: So, does it really turn you invisible?
Frodo: Yup.
Elijah: Can I try it?
Frodo: Sure! ^-^
Elijah: Wow, I never thought I'd get to see the Ring. It's so much prettier than I ever thought anything could be. Then I again, I never thought it was real...
*meanwhile*
Andy: Gollum is awesome!
Gollum: We know we are.
Andy: That's why I played his voice.
Gollum: Sound like us again, preciousss.
Andy: Ok, preciousss, we must get our preciousss back...yesss...yesss...we needs it preciousss.
*later, while we were all playing spin-the-bottle*
Brandy: It's my turn!
She spins the bottle, and it lands on...Pippin!
Pippin: No! No!
Pippin grabs the Ring from Frodo's hands and puts it on.
Brandy: Pippin, noooooooo! I HAVE to kiss you! It's part of the game!
Me: Yeah! Or I'll have you deleted!
Pippin: Fine!
He slipped the Ring off, and handed it to Frodo.
Brandy: I LOVE YOU!!!!
She ran over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Pippin: Why'd you just kiss me on the cheek?
Brandy: I'm only 11! I think it's gross to kiss people on the lips!
Pippin: Praise the Lord!
Brandy: Was my kiss that good?
Pippin: Uhhhh, sure *whispers to Merry* I was actually praising the Lord that she didn't have to kiss me on the lips!
Me: Pippin, it's your turn!
Pippin spun the bottle.
Pippin: Please land on someone good!
It landed on Gandalf.
Gandalf: Hey punkin!
Pippin: Ahhhhh!
Pippin blew on the side of the bottle so it would spin some more...and it landed on...me!
Me: Ahhhhhhhh!
Gandalf: Awwwwwww, I really liked him too.
Pippin: Uhhhhhh, so what do I do now?
Laura: You gotta kiss her!
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Laura: Ha ha! You gotta be kissed by Pippin!
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
I try to type something on my computer.
Me: Ahhhhhhh! Crap! I gotta kiss you! NOOOOOOOO!
Pippin: *whispers to Merry* You know, I was secretly hoping for her.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pippin: Well, ok.
Laura's still laughing 'cuz I got stuck with Pippin having to kiss me.
Me: Fine *I shoot an evil glance at Laura* I'll just get it over with.
Pippin kissed me.
Me: It's my turn!
I spin the bottle, it spins, and spins, and spins...
Me: Will it just stop spinning!
The bottle stops and it lands on...
Me: Awww crap! It's Pippin, again!
Laura laughes even harder this time.
Me: Laura, did you rig this or something!?!?
Laura: Uhhhhh, maybe.
Me: Laura!
Laura: No! No! I was just joking!
Me: Just my luck!
I kiss Pippin.
Brandy: Amanda! Are you trying to steal my boyfriend!?!?!??!??!
Me: NO!
Brandy: You're a horrible big sister!
Everyone looks at me.
Me: What?
Jack: You're her big sister?
Me: Yup, it's true.
Pippin: Well, I guess I should spin the bottle, but I already did, so Merry, you can spin.
Merry spins the bottle and it lands on Laura.
Me: Ha!
Laura: Ahhhhhh! Not Merry!
Merry: Ahhhhhhhh! Not Laura!
Laura: Can I pass?
Me: No!
Laura: *moans* fine.
Merry kissed Laura.
Laura: Blugh! It's my turn!
Laura spins the bottle and it lands on...Legolas!
Laura: YAY!!!!
Legolas: I'm sorry, but you can't kiss me.
Laura: Why?
Legolas: Because I'm engaged.
Laura: Fine, then Orlando will have to do!
Orlando: Well, ok.
Laura kissed Orlando.
Orlando: It's my turn!
Orlando spun the bottle, and it landed on Leahla (yeah, I'll bet you're thinking, oh yeah! I forgot she was in the story!)
Leahla: YAY!
Leahla kissed Orlando.
Leahla: It's my turn!
Leahla spun the bottle and it landed on...Charlotte!
Leahla: Ahhhhhh! Can I spin again!
Me: Sure.
Leahla spun the bottle, and it landed on Gollum!
Leahla: AHHHHHHH! Can I spin again!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Leahla: Ugh......
Leahla kissed Gollum.
Gollum: It's out turn, preciousss.
Gollum spun the bottle, and it landed on...Nabooru.
Gollum: NOOOOOOO! WE HATES HER!
Nabooru: We, I don't like you too good either!
Gollum kissed Nabooru.
Nabooru: It's my turn, MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Nabooru spun the bottle, and it landed on...Nabooru!
Nabooru: Awwwww crap!
She spun again and it landed on...Link! *who was still covered in bruises*
Nabooru didn't hesitate, she ran over and kissed Link.
Link: It's my turn.
Link spun the bottle and it landed on...Laura!
Laura: Don't even think about it!
Link spun the bottle again, and it landed on Saria!
Saria: YAY!!!!
Link kissed Saria.
Pippin: Hey, uhhhhh, you guys...it's getting late, do you think we should find camp somewhere?
Merry: Yeah, and Amanda, we have to keep you sake, Earl is supposed to be coming... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, that was the 20th chapter! Wow, 20 done. I'm so happy! I hope there's a snow day tomorrow. I really, really, really do. Well, anyways, if there is, I'll be sure to write 2 chapters! If not, I'll try to write one...Well, anyways, see ya!
-Amanda