Hullo! Uhhhhhh, my name is Amanda! And here to help me with chapter
21 is...Charlotte! So, here it is...oh, and I'm going to put some
advertisements on. If you are interested in me advertising your story,
it's $29.99 for every line, please contact 1-800-TO-BAD-SUCKER! Or just
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Charlotte: Have you ever wondered about Sam acting like Gollum? Probably not, but I did! That's why I wrote a story about him acting like Gollum, I mean really how many people could think of THAT? And what if it was a Wig of Power, instead a Ring. What if the Wig of Power didn't just turn you invisible, but if it felt it, it turned you into a stranger instead. A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. Well, if you want to learn more about my story, the read it! It's called SAM! To get it, just click on the review button, go to shadyday9, click on it, then click on SAM!
Andrew (Charlotte's French, he used be Chinese but now he's French, brother): Bonjour. Je suis le frere francais de la Charlotte. J'ai utilise pour etre chinois mais maintenant je suis francais.
Charlotte: Uhhhhhh, whatever that means.
Andrew: J'ai perdu toutes mes techniques parlant anglaises.
Charlotte: Uhhhh, just please read my story, remember, it's called SAM!
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*now it goes to the chapter*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 21 Merry, Pippin, and Me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link: I wonder how we'll survive once she dies.
Zelda: Well, she tried to have me die in chapter 8 or 7, I forget...but anyways, I think this I'll be a better story without her.
Link: You don't get it, do you?
Zelda: Like, get what?
Link: If she dies, we're gone.
Zelda: Like, why?
Link: Because, everything thing that we say and do, is controlled by that computer.
Zelda: So, I'll just, like, write the rest of the story.
Link: You still don't get it, we can't read.
Zelda: Like, I can!
Link: Fine, prove it.
Link took out a piece of paper from nowhere and wrote something on it. He held up the piece of paper.
Link: What does this say.
Piece of PaperYohkdsf ksdfhksdjf sets sdf erwert sfsn.
Link didn't spell anything, because remember, he can't read.
Zelda: *concentrates real hard* Uhhhhhh, I can't read it.
Link: I told you.
Zelda: So, like, fine! You were right!
*meanwhile*
Merry: So, we need to find a way to keep you safe.
Pippin: We could just find them and tell them Frodo has the Ring.
Me: Yeah, sure, the murders don't come to me, I come to them!
Pippin: Well, it was just a thought!
Merry: We need to keep her safe!
Me: Or I could just die, and leave my reviewers wondering how it ends...
Pippin: No, because then we'd be gone.
Merry: What time is it?
Me: I don't know, I don't have a watch.
Pippin: What's a watch?
Me: Never mind, it's something from the future.
Merry & Pippin: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Pippin: Why did you want to know what time it was?
Merry: I wanted to know how much time we had left before Earl came.
Pippin: Didn't he say he was going to kill her when we were all asleep?
Merry: Yeah...so...
Pippin: We just stay up all night!
Merry: And how do you expect to do that? I'm dead tired, I'm about to fall asleep right now!
Me: I know!
I pull something out.
Me: With this!
Pippin: What is it?
Me: COFFEE!!!!
Merry: What's coffee?
Me: Something you drink.
Pippin: We can see that, but how will it keep us awake?
Me: Like this!
I hand Pippin and Merry a cup of coffee.
Me: Drink it!
So, Merry and Pippin took a big drink.
Merry and Pippin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Merry: It burns my mouth!
Pippin: Mine too!
Me: Yeah, coffee is really hot, you can't just take a big swig of it, like you could with ale!
Merry: Yeah, I know that now.
Me: So, do you feel any different?
Merry: Yeah, I feel a lot different! I feel really hyper! All sleep has left me! Coffee is good! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Pippin: Yeah, I feel different too! Coffee really works! I could stay up forever! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Me: I don't like coffee.
Merry: How can you not like coffee! Coffee is great! Coffee is wonderful! Coffee tastes great! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Me: I just don't think it tastes too good.
Pippin: Oh well, how late do you think you can stay up?
Me: I think I could stay up the rest of the night.
Merry: Ok, and if you fall asleep, we'll wake you up!
Me: Ok!
Pippin: Can I have some more coffee?
Me: Yeah!
I give him some more coffee.
Pippin: YAY! ^-^
Merry: COFFEE! ^-^
Me: Ugh! Coffee is gross.
I type something on my computer, and a Dr. Pepper appears next to me.
Merry: Is that...coffee?
Me: No.
Pippin: But it's brown like coffee!
Me: Yeah, I know, but it tastes better.
Merry: Can I try?
Me: Sure.
I type something on my computer and 2 more Dr. Peppers appear.
Merry: How do you open this?
Merry was trying to figure out how to open the bottle of Dr. Pepper.
Me: Like this.
I grab it and twist the cap of.
Merry: Thanks.
He took a drink of it.
Merry: Wow! This is way better than coffee!
Pippin: Let me try!
Pippin opens his bottle of Dr. Pepper and takes a drink.
Me: What do you think?
Pippin: Ummmmmm, it's ok...it's not as good as coffee!
Me: Then try this!
I type something on my computer and a Coca-Cola appears.
Pippin: Ok, I'll try it...
He opens it and takes a drink.
Pippin: This...this...this is wonderful! I love it!
Me: I know!
We all got really hyper from drinking a bunch of soda.
Me: Soda...good...
Merry: Me...like...Dr. Pepper!
Pippin: No way! Coca-Cola is better!
Me: I like Dr. Pepper.
Merry: Dr. Pepper is awesome.
*3 hours later, when everyone else was asleep*
Merry: Everyone is asleep!
Pippin: I know!
Me: I'm really hyper!
*3 hours later, after the sugar was wearing off, and we were feeling VERY tired*
Me: I'm...tired...
Merry: Me...too...
Pippin: So...am...I...
Me: I...don't...*yawns* think...they're...coming...
*meanwhile*
Earl: Won't they ever fall asleep?
They were hiding behind a bush.
Fred: I don't know, they're drinking some strange brown liquid that keeps them awake.
Tony: It's a good thing we're of the Punadain race.
Earl: Yup. The Punidain race is a race of non-sleepers.
Fred: Yeah, we would have fallen asleep hours ago!
Earl: Shut up! It looks like they're about to fall asleep!
*meanwhile*
Merry: I...agree...I...don't...think...they're...coming...
Pippin: Yeah...Let's...*yawns* go...to...bed...
Me: Yeah...*yawns*
Pippin: Can...I...have...one...more...soda?
Merry: But...you've...*yawns* already...had...35...
Pippin: But they're...so...good...
Me: Ok...we'll...*yawns* all...have...one...more...
I get halfway through typing something on my computer, and then I fall asleep.
Merry: Amanda!
I snap out of it.
Me: Oh, heh...he...he...sorry...
I finish typing on the computer and three 2 liters of Mountain Dew appear.
Me: Bottoms up!
We drink strait from the bottles, and then we fall down asleep.
Earl: Ok, let's go get the Ring... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, that's chapter 21! I'm gonna start writing chapter 22 now...so uh...bye.
-Amanda
Charlotte: Have you ever wondered about Sam acting like Gollum? Probably not, but I did! That's why I wrote a story about him acting like Gollum, I mean really how many people could think of THAT? And what if it was a Wig of Power, instead a Ring. What if the Wig of Power didn't just turn you invisible, but if it felt it, it turned you into a stranger instead. A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. Well, if you want to learn more about my story, the read it! It's called SAM! To get it, just click on the review button, go to shadyday9, click on it, then click on SAM!
Andrew (Charlotte's French, he used be Chinese but now he's French, brother): Bonjour. Je suis le frere francais de la Charlotte. J'ai utilise pour etre chinois mais maintenant je suis francais.
Charlotte: Uhhhhhh, whatever that means.
Andrew: J'ai perdu toutes mes techniques parlant anglaises.
Charlotte: Uhhhh, just please read my story, remember, it's called SAM!
*next advertisement*
Laura: Hi, I want you to review my story, it's called A Day With Homestarrunner, what more can I say?
*next advertisement*
Triowyn: Yeah, I wrote a story, it was good, the best, I mean it must be pretty good to get 54 reviews. It WAS called Poor Legolas. WAS is the keyword. Some idiot deleted it. So I'm gonna make my own website and put it on, please visit it, as soon as Amanda finds out what it is, I'm sure she'll advertise it.
*now it goes to the chapter*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 21 Merry, Pippin, and Me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link: I wonder how we'll survive once she dies.
Zelda: Well, she tried to have me die in chapter 8 or 7, I forget...but anyways, I think this I'll be a better story without her.
Link: You don't get it, do you?
Zelda: Like, get what?
Link: If she dies, we're gone.
Zelda: Like, why?
Link: Because, everything thing that we say and do, is controlled by that computer.
Zelda: So, I'll just, like, write the rest of the story.
Link: You still don't get it, we can't read.
Zelda: Like, I can!
Link: Fine, prove it.
Link took out a piece of paper from nowhere and wrote something on it. He held up the piece of paper.
Link: What does this say.
Piece of PaperYohkdsf ksdfhksdjf sets sdf erwert sfsn.
Link didn't spell anything, because remember, he can't read.
Zelda: *concentrates real hard* Uhhhhhh, I can't read it.
Link: I told you.
Zelda: So, like, fine! You were right!
*meanwhile*
Merry: So, we need to find a way to keep you safe.
Pippin: We could just find them and tell them Frodo has the Ring.
Me: Yeah, sure, the murders don't come to me, I come to them!
Pippin: Well, it was just a thought!
Merry: We need to keep her safe!
Me: Or I could just die, and leave my reviewers wondering how it ends...
Pippin: No, because then we'd be gone.
Merry: What time is it?
Me: I don't know, I don't have a watch.
Pippin: What's a watch?
Me: Never mind, it's something from the future.
Merry & Pippin: Ohhhhhhhhh!
Pippin: Why did you want to know what time it was?
Merry: I wanted to know how much time we had left before Earl came.
Pippin: Didn't he say he was going to kill her when we were all asleep?
Merry: Yeah...so...
Pippin: We just stay up all night!
Merry: And how do you expect to do that? I'm dead tired, I'm about to fall asleep right now!
Me: I know!
I pull something out.
Me: With this!
Pippin: What is it?
Me: COFFEE!!!!
Merry: What's coffee?
Me: Something you drink.
Pippin: We can see that, but how will it keep us awake?
Me: Like this!
I hand Pippin and Merry a cup of coffee.
Me: Drink it!
So, Merry and Pippin took a big drink.
Merry and Pippin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Merry: It burns my mouth!
Pippin: Mine too!
Me: Yeah, coffee is really hot, you can't just take a big swig of it, like you could with ale!
Merry: Yeah, I know that now.
Me: So, do you feel any different?
Merry: Yeah, I feel a lot different! I feel really hyper! All sleep has left me! Coffee is good! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Pippin: Yeah, I feel different too! Coffee really works! I could stay up forever! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Me: I don't like coffee.
Merry: How can you not like coffee! Coffee is great! Coffee is wonderful! Coffee tastes great! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Me: I just don't think it tastes too good.
Pippin: Oh well, how late do you think you can stay up?
Me: I think I could stay up the rest of the night.
Merry: Ok, and if you fall asleep, we'll wake you up!
Me: Ok!
Pippin: Can I have some more coffee?
Me: Yeah!
I give him some more coffee.
Pippin: YAY! ^-^
Merry: COFFEE! ^-^
Me: Ugh! Coffee is gross.
I type something on my computer, and a Dr. Pepper appears next to me.
Merry: Is that...coffee?
Me: No.
Pippin: But it's brown like coffee!
Me: Yeah, I know, but it tastes better.
Merry: Can I try?
Me: Sure.
I type something on my computer and 2 more Dr. Peppers appear.
Merry: How do you open this?
Merry was trying to figure out how to open the bottle of Dr. Pepper.
Me: Like this.
I grab it and twist the cap of.
Merry: Thanks.
He took a drink of it.
Merry: Wow! This is way better than coffee!
Pippin: Let me try!
Pippin opens his bottle of Dr. Pepper and takes a drink.
Me: What do you think?
Pippin: Ummmmmm, it's ok...it's not as good as coffee!
Me: Then try this!
I type something on my computer and a Coca-Cola appears.
Pippin: Ok, I'll try it...
He opens it and takes a drink.
Pippin: This...this...this is wonderful! I love it!
Me: I know!
We all got really hyper from drinking a bunch of soda.
Me: Soda...good...
Merry: Me...like...Dr. Pepper!
Pippin: No way! Coca-Cola is better!
Me: I like Dr. Pepper.
Merry: Dr. Pepper is awesome.
*3 hours later, when everyone else was asleep*
Merry: Everyone is asleep!
Pippin: I know!
Me: I'm really hyper!
*3 hours later, after the sugar was wearing off, and we were feeling VERY tired*
Me: I'm...tired...
Merry: Me...too...
Pippin: So...am...I...
Me: I...don't...*yawns* think...they're...coming...
*meanwhile*
Earl: Won't they ever fall asleep?
They were hiding behind a bush.
Fred: I don't know, they're drinking some strange brown liquid that keeps them awake.
Tony: It's a good thing we're of the Punadain race.
Earl: Yup. The Punidain race is a race of non-sleepers.
Fred: Yeah, we would have fallen asleep hours ago!
Earl: Shut up! It looks like they're about to fall asleep!
*meanwhile*
Merry: I...agree...I...don't...think...they're...coming...
Pippin: Yeah...Let's...*yawns* go...to...bed...
Me: Yeah...*yawns*
Pippin: Can...I...have...one...more...soda?
Merry: But...you've...*yawns* already...had...35...
Pippin: But they're...so...good...
Me: Ok...we'll...*yawns* all...have...one...more...
I get halfway through typing something on my computer, and then I fall asleep.
Merry: Amanda!
I snap out of it.
Me: Oh, heh...he...he...sorry...
I finish typing on the computer and three 2 liters of Mountain Dew appear.
Me: Bottoms up!
We drink strait from the bottles, and then we fall down asleep.
Earl: Ok, let's go get the Ring... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, that's chapter 21! I'm gonna start writing chapter 22 now...so uh...bye.
-Amanda