Hullo! Forget the authors note, I'm starting chapter 22 now...
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Chapter 22 The Sign at the Prancing Pony
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Random Rooster: Cocka Doodle Doooooooooo!
Everyone: *yawns* G'morinig!
Earl: Crap! Get behind that bush!
Fred, Earl, and Tony run behind the bush.
Tony: They stayed up so late, that when they went to bed, everyone else woke up!
Earl: I know, let's follow them...
*meanwhile*
Link: I had a wonderful sleep! What about you Pippin!
Link started shaking Pippin, trying to wake him up.
Pippin: Lemme sleep for a few more minutes...
Link: Fine! How about you Merry! ^-^
Merry: Shut...up...I've only had about 5 minutes of sleep.
Link: Well sooorrrrrrry!
Merry: Well you should be!
Link: Forget it! Amanda! It's nice to see you're still alive! How was your sleep.
Me: Be...quiet. I've had no sleep at all because you woke me up!
Link: Good grief! What is it with you three!?!?!? And what are all these plastic bottles doing all around you!
Me: We had to stay up all night, now lemme sleep!
Link: Why'd you stay up all night?
Merry: Didn't she just say to be quiet!
Link: Well, yeah, but I want to know why you were three up all night!
Me: Laura, will you be the crap outta Link for me?
Laura: *evil grins* It'll be my pleasure!
Laura dragged Link over behind a bush, and starts beating the crap out of him.
Me: *yawns* Thanks Laura!
So, Merry, Pippin, and I fall asleep for about another 3 hours.
Laura: Ok, we've let you guys sleep for 3 hours, let's go now.
Me: *yawns* Ok.
Nabooru: Say, what were you guys doing last night?
Everyone eyes us suspiciously.
Me: Hey! We weren't doing anything bad!
Saria: How can we be so sure...*gives us an evil glare*
Brandy: Amanda! You were kissing Pippin, weren't you! YOU HORRIBLE BIG SISTER! I LOVE HIM!
Me: Ahhhhhh! No, we weren't doing anything like that! *I have a horrified look on my face*
Brandy: So then tell us, what were you doing?
Merry: We were staying up late, to keep Amanda alive!
Zelda: Like, how does staying up keep her alive?
Everyone: Yeah!
Pippin explained our plan.
Pippin: And appearantly it worked! She's still alive, isn't she!?!?!?!?!
Brandy: Pippin, would you stay up all night to keep me alive?
Pippin: No!
Brandy: See Amanda! You're stealing my boy friend!
Me: I AM NOT!
Pippin: I only stayed up all night to keep her alive was because if she dies, we're deleted!
Brandy: Oh, ok then! ^-^
Link *covered in bruises* : Hey, uhhhh, so we're heading to Lothlorien, right?
Triowyn: Yes! And NO ONE is changing their mind about it!
All: Ok...
Boromir: Hey guys!
All of the Fellowship members: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boromir: What? You guys aren't happy to see me?
Zelda: I sure am! I don't see why you guys would scream if some hot guy walked over.
Ruto: Oh no Zelda! Not this time! I saw him first, he's mine!
Boromir: Well at least SOMEONE is happy to see me!
Gandalf: Like, how do you get here?
Boromir: Woah! Are you gay, Gandalf?
Gandalf: You got that right, silly buns!
Saria: Gandalf, you are soooooo cool! Do you want to be best friends?
Gandalf: Wow! You wanna be MY friend?
Saria: Yeah! You're, like, so cool!
Gandalf: Like, sure! I'll be your best friend!
Saria: Like, YAY!!!!! ^-^
Boromir: Hey, this is too much for me to take in right now.
Aragorn: Why are you here anyway?
Me: Because I wanted the whole Fellowship here.
Legolas: Well, ok! ^-^ Welcome back, Boromir!
Boromir: Thanks, it's nice to be back. Oh, and Frodo, sorry about trying to take the Ring.
Frodo: It's alright.
Link: So, uhhhhh, how do we get to Lothlorien?
Me: Uhhhhhh, first we go through the Prancing Pony, then through Rivendel, then we get to Lothlorien!
All: YAY!
Me: So let's go!
*3 hours later at the Prancing Pony*
Mr. Butterbur: 'ello! May I find you a room, good sirs and Mrs.?
All: Yes!
Mr. Butterbur: Uhhhhhh, how many rooms do you want?
Link: Do you accept rupees?
Mr. Butterbur: Accept what?
Link: Nevermind...how much money do you guys got?
Child of da Forest: Hey guys, check this out! I am soooo gheto! There was a hole in my hat, and I stapled it shut!
Nabooru: What's gheto?
Child of da Forest: Nevamind...
Nabooru: Ok! ^-^
Andrew walks over to Nabooru.
Andrew: Bonjour!
Nabooru gets all mad.
Nabooru: Don't talk to me like that! That's probably a futuristic way to insult someone!
Nabooru slaps him.
Charlotte: No! That's just the French way of saying, hello!
Nabooru: Oh, well, in that case, Bonjour to you too! ^-^
Andrew gave her a flower, and then went to go talk to someone else.
Nabooru: Awwwww, how sweet!
Charlotte: I think he likes you...
Nabooru: YAY!!!
Charlotte: What do you mean YAY? Andrews a loser!
Nabooru: You wouldn't understand! Just leave me alone! Ok!
Mr. Butterbur: Uhhhhhh, so, how many rooms are you going to rent?
Link: One.
Mr. Butterbur: One! You're going to at least need *counts on his fingers* 15! And you say you want one! Why?
Link: That's all we have the money for...
Mr. Butterbur: Great! So, I'll take your payment, then show you to your room.
*later, in our, uhhhhh, room*
Me: This is really small.
There's a knock on the door.
Link: Ahhhhhhhhh!
The door slowly opens...
Me: What if it's Earl!?!?!?!?!?
Link *screams like a two year old girl*
Two people walk in.
Some Guy: Hello.
Some Girl: Hello.
All: Hello.
Some Guy: I am Templar, master swordsman.
Some Girl: And I am Rora, rora_the_wise to be exact.
Link: Well, hello, Rora!
rora_the_wise: Hi, Link.
Link: *gasp* How did you know my name!
Rora_the_wise: I know everything.
Link: But you said you were wise, not psychic!
Rora_the_wise: I am wise, that is what I'm most famous for, but I am also psychic.
Link: Ohhhhhhhhhhh...and who are you?
Templar: I am Templar! Master swordsman!
A/N: Sorry for not putting you in sooner Templar, but I couldn't remember your name, and I wasn't allowed on the internet, so I couldn't see what it was. Oh well, back to the story.
Link was flirting with rora_the_wise.
Frodo: Why are you two even here.
Templar: Hey, I don't know, she just said we needed to come here. *points to rosa_the_wise*
Nabooru: So, why did you say you needed to come here?
Rora_the_wise: Well, like I said, I'm also psychic, and I knew you some one here, had the Ring. So, I told Templar, "You know, we should help, because it might be useful having a master sworsdman and a wise and psychic person, to help them destroy the Ring."
Templar: That's not what you said! You said you knew Link would be there, and you HAD to go!
Rora: No I didn't! *wink wink*
Frodo: How did you know we were going to destroy it? No one is even supposed to know we have it, let alone, know what we plan on doing with it!
Rora_the_wise: Like I said, I'm PSYCHIC.
Frodo: Ohhhhhh, riiiiiigggghhhhht.
Link: Hey rora_the_wise, will you go out with me?
Rosa_the_wise: YES!
Link: YAY! ^-^
Rosa_the_wise: YAY!
Laura: Are you trying to steal my boy friend?
Rora_the_wise: Oh, I'm sorry, is Link your boy friend?
Laura: Well...
Rora_the_wise: TOO BAD! HE'S MINE!
Laura: I WAS about to say we just broke up, when I was rudely interupted by SOMEONE.
Ruto: You can't have him, rora_the_wise! He's mine!
Zelda: No, he's not! He's MINE!
Laura: Hey, I don't want to act like a prep, and fight over one guy, so, uhhhhhh, you three can fight over him. I'm gonna go talk to some people I can tolerate. ' So, Zelda, Ruto, and rora_the_wise fought over Link.
Child of da Forest: Man Link! You a playa!
Link: It's nice to have so many girls like me.
Rora_the_wise: I'll bet it is, but I love you the most!
Ruto: But he was engaged to ME!
Zelda: yeah, but ha saves Hyrule for me all the time!
Rora_the_wise: Yeah, but he's never said he'd be YOUR boy friend!
Ruto: So! He said he'd be my husband!
Laura: *eye twitches* Preps fighting over a guy...*eye twitches*
Me: I can fix that!
Laura: You can!?!?!?!? Will you!?!?!?!?
Me: Yeah!
I type something on the computer, and their mouths disappear.
Rora_the_wise: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Mmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!
Ruto: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Zelda: mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmm mmmmmmmm!
Laura: Ha ha! You guys can't talk!
Zelda: mmm mmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mm mmmmm m!
Laura and I are laughing.
Zelda, Rut, and rora_the_wise look really mad.
Me: If you guys stop fighting, I'll give you your mouths back.
Laura is still laughing, which makes me laugh again.
They all start yelling at us, which makes us laugh even harder, because they just make loud mmmmmmmmm noises.
Laura: Ha ha!
Me: Ha ha!
Laura and I: Ha ha!
Me: Ok, ok, I'll switch you back now.
I type something on my computer, and they get their mouths back.
Rora_the_wise: Boy am I glad I have my mouth back.
Ruto: Yeah, me too.
Zelda: So am I.
Rora_the_wise: So, uhhhhhh, who gets Link?
Zelda: Let's play rock, paper, scissors!
Ruto and rora_the_wise: Yeah!
Ruto: Ok, so, I'll go against Zelda, and then the winner will play rora_the_wise.
Ruto and Zelda played.
Ruto & Zelda: Rock, paper, scissors!
Zelda had rock, and Ruto had paper.
Ruto: Like, YAY! ^-^
Ruto and rora_the_wise played.
Ruto & rora_the_wise: Rock, paper, scissors!
Ruto had scissors and rora_the_wise had...
Rora_the_wise: YAY!!!! I got rock! YAY!!!! Link is MY boy friend!!!!! YAY!!!! ^-^
Ruto & Zelda: SHADDUP!
Rora_the_wise: NOTHING can make my day go bad! ^-^
Someone threw an apple, and it hit rora_the_wise's head.
Rora_the_wise: Nope! Not even that will bring my day down!
Link: I'm so happy it was you who won!
Rora_the_wise: YAY! ^-^
Zelda & Ruto: *gives rora_the_wise an evil glance*
Pippin: Hey, uhhhhhh, Amanda.
Me: What?
Pippin: Can I have one of those "sodas"?
Merry: Me too!
Me: Sure, but don't tell anyone else, I don't want to be typing in 30 something different sodas in the computer.
Merry & Pippin: Ohhhhhhh, riiiigggggghhhhht...
Pippin: I want Mountain Dew!
Merry: And I want Dr. Pepper!
Me: Ok.
I type something on my computer, and a Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper appear.
Merry & Pippin: YAY!!!!! ^-^
They drink their sodas.
Merry belches.
Pippin: Merry!
Merry: I don't know what happened! I suddenly had to burp really bad!
Pippin: Oh no! You've caught some disease!
Merry: Oh no! I think I have, Pippin!
I start laughing hysterically.
Pippin: Oh no! You've spread it to Amanda! Except it had a different effect on her!
I start laughing even harder.
Merry: Oh no! It's gotten worse!
I regain control over my laughter.
Me: You didn't get some disease, you just belched. It happens when you drink soda.
Merry & Pippin: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Templar: I am a Master Swordsman!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
*continues on for hours*
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
*so many years later, we all die and are never able to destroy the Ring*
THE END
Why are you still reading? It's over...
You're crazy if you're still reading this...
Hey, I told you, it's over, we all died...
I'm eating sunflower seeds right now...
The sunflower seeds are ranch flavor...
Do you know why I'm eating them?
BECAUSE THE STORY IS OVER!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!
In fact, they only argued about it for 15 minutes.
Rora_the_wise: Well, you can both have a sword fight to the death.
Link and Templar looked horrified.
Me: Don't worry, I'll just bring you back to life with my computer.
Link & Templar: Well, ok!
They didn't get two seconds into the fight when Templar killed Link.
Rora_the_wise: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AMANDA! BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE!
Me: Wha? How did you know my name?
Rora_the_wise: Hellooooooo! I'm pshichic! Now bring Link back to life!
Me: All right!
I type something on my computer.
Rora_the_wise: What! He's still not alive!
Me: I know.
Rora_the_wise: What did you type?!?!?!
Me: How did you know my computer controlled this story?
Rora_the_wise: How many times do I have to remind you? I'm PSYCHIC!
Me: Not anymore.
Rora_the_wise: What do you mean!?!?!?!?
Me: I typed that you didn't have psychic powers anymore.
Rora_the_wise: Fine! If you won't type that Link is alive, I WILL!
Me: Go ahead...you can try.
Rora_the_wise suddenly realizes she can't read.
Rora_the_wise: Why can't I read.
Me: Oh, I made it so that any character in my story, besides me, can't read.
Rora_the_wise: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Yeah, you're also about to learn that I control everything.
Rora_the_wise: You do not!
Me: Hey, I control the computer.
Rora_the_wise: So!
Me: So, I can do this.
I type something on the computer and Link come to life.
Link: I want to break up with you, rora_the_wise.
Rora_the_wise: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: See, I told you...MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Rora_the_wise: That wasn't you, he decided that on his own!
Me: *sarcastically* Then how did he come back to life, oh wise one!
Rora_the_wise: Well, I don't quiet know, but I'm working on it.
Me: Just remember, I'm in control.
I type something on my computer.
Link: I'm sorry, rora_the_wise, I don't know what came over me!
Rora_the_wise: It's ok Linky!
Ruto: NO YOU DON'T! LINKY IS MY NICKNAME FOR LINK!
Rora_the_wise: Sorry.
Frodo: Hey, uhhhhhhhh, it's getting late, don't you think we should get to bed?
A/N: If you have a sick, perverted mind mind...you should probably skip the next part. I have no intentions of it being sick, but then again, I do not think like a lot of people. It's nothing sexual, and if you get hysterical over the Nike phase "just do it" then you should probably skip it. Everyone just needed a place to sleep. I just wanted to let you know that IT IS NOTHING PERVERTED. Now, on with the story...
Sam: Uhhhhhhh, where will we all sleep, were in one room with three beds...
Pippin: Uhhhhhhhhh, I don't know.
Merry: We can put the three beds together, and the girls can sleep on one half, and the boys can sleep on the other.
Ganondorf (yeah, I bet you forgot he was in the story): Why put the beds together.
Merry: Instead of three small beds it looks like one big one!
Link: We've GOT to find another way to do this.
Pippin: How?
Nathan: Well, uhhhhhhhh, 3 people per bed, and the rest can sleep on the floors...
Templar: So, who gets to sleep in the beds?
Me: Well, I of course get to sleep in a bed.
Brandy: Why?
Me: Because, if we play a game, like rock, paper, scissors or something like that, I'll just type that I win, on the first round.
Brandy: Oh well, in that case, Amanda since I am your lovable little sister, can I sleep in a bed?
Me: No.
Brandy: T_T
Child of da Forest: Well, let's spin a bottle, and if it lands on you, you're out, and the last 9 people get to sleep in the beds, and the rest of us have to sleep on the floor.
Gollum: We thinks that'sssss a great idea, preciousssssss.
So, we spun the bottle, until there were nine left...
Me
Laura
Gollum, Tael, and Tatl (yeah, I'll bet you forgot they were Gollum's Fairies)
Dominic
Link
Frodo
Pippin
Sam
Merry
Laura: So, uhhhhhh, who gets which bed?
Link: Uhhhhhh, I dunno.
Gollum: Uhhhhh, we can label the beds, and which ever number you pullssssss out of this hat *pulls out a hat* issss the number of the bed you sleepsssss in.
All: Ok.
Numbers pulled:
Me2
Laura3
Gollum3
Dominic1
Link3
Frodo1
Pippin2
Sam1
Merry2
Laura: Oh no! I ain't sleeping next to Link!
Rora_the_wise: fine with me, I'll take your place.
Laura: Uhhhh, no, I don't want to sleep on the floor.
Link: Ok, I'll sleep all the way over on this side of the bed, and you sleep all the way over on the other side.
Gollum: And we'll sleepsss in the middle, preciousssss.
Me: Well, I got stuck with Pippin and Merry. But, hey, they're soooooo cool! ^-^
Merry: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't get stuck with Dominic, it would be creepy sleeping in the same bed with some one that looks just like you, only 2 feet taller...
Dominic: Yeah, I got stuck with Sam and Frodo.
Me: Oh, well. At least I don't have to sleep on that floor! Suckers!
Everyone who has to sleep on the floor gives me an evil glance.
Laura: Yeah, ha ha! Suckers!
Me: Well, it's about mid-night, let's get some sleep.
So, we all fall asleep.
*meanwhile*
Earl: Do you think they're asleep yet?
Tony: I dunno.
Fred: I'd give it another hour or so...
Earl: Ok, we strike in an hour...
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So, that's chapter 22! I'll be sure to update tomorrow. See ya!
-Amanda
Random Rooster: Cocka Doodle Doooooooooo!
Everyone: *yawns* G'morinig!
Earl: Crap! Get behind that bush!
Fred, Earl, and Tony run behind the bush.
Tony: They stayed up so late, that when they went to bed, everyone else woke up!
Earl: I know, let's follow them...
*meanwhile*
Link: I had a wonderful sleep! What about you Pippin!
Link started shaking Pippin, trying to wake him up.
Pippin: Lemme sleep for a few more minutes...
Link: Fine! How about you Merry! ^-^
Merry: Shut...up...I've only had about 5 minutes of sleep.
Link: Well sooorrrrrrry!
Merry: Well you should be!
Link: Forget it! Amanda! It's nice to see you're still alive! How was your sleep.
Me: Be...quiet. I've had no sleep at all because you woke me up!
Link: Good grief! What is it with you three!?!?!? And what are all these plastic bottles doing all around you!
Me: We had to stay up all night, now lemme sleep!
Link: Why'd you stay up all night?
Merry: Didn't she just say to be quiet!
Link: Well, yeah, but I want to know why you were three up all night!
Me: Laura, will you be the crap outta Link for me?
Laura: *evil grins* It'll be my pleasure!
Laura dragged Link over behind a bush, and starts beating the crap out of him.
Me: *yawns* Thanks Laura!
So, Merry, Pippin, and I fall asleep for about another 3 hours.
Laura: Ok, we've let you guys sleep for 3 hours, let's go now.
Me: *yawns* Ok.
Nabooru: Say, what were you guys doing last night?
Everyone eyes us suspiciously.
Me: Hey! We weren't doing anything bad!
Saria: How can we be so sure...*gives us an evil glare*
Brandy: Amanda! You were kissing Pippin, weren't you! YOU HORRIBLE BIG SISTER! I LOVE HIM!
Me: Ahhhhhh! No, we weren't doing anything like that! *I have a horrified look on my face*
Brandy: So then tell us, what were you doing?
Merry: We were staying up late, to keep Amanda alive!
Zelda: Like, how does staying up keep her alive?
Everyone: Yeah!
Pippin explained our plan.
Pippin: And appearantly it worked! She's still alive, isn't she!?!?!?!?!
Brandy: Pippin, would you stay up all night to keep me alive?
Pippin: No!
Brandy: See Amanda! You're stealing my boy friend!
Me: I AM NOT!
Pippin: I only stayed up all night to keep her alive was because if she dies, we're deleted!
Brandy: Oh, ok then! ^-^
Link *covered in bruises* : Hey, uhhhh, so we're heading to Lothlorien, right?
Triowyn: Yes! And NO ONE is changing their mind about it!
All: Ok...
Boromir: Hey guys!
All of the Fellowship members: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boromir: What? You guys aren't happy to see me?
Zelda: I sure am! I don't see why you guys would scream if some hot guy walked over.
Ruto: Oh no Zelda! Not this time! I saw him first, he's mine!
Boromir: Well at least SOMEONE is happy to see me!
Gandalf: Like, how do you get here?
Boromir: Woah! Are you gay, Gandalf?
Gandalf: You got that right, silly buns!
Saria: Gandalf, you are soooooo cool! Do you want to be best friends?
Gandalf: Wow! You wanna be MY friend?
Saria: Yeah! You're, like, so cool!
Gandalf: Like, sure! I'll be your best friend!
Saria: Like, YAY!!!!! ^-^
Boromir: Hey, this is too much for me to take in right now.
Aragorn: Why are you here anyway?
Me: Because I wanted the whole Fellowship here.
Legolas: Well, ok! ^-^ Welcome back, Boromir!
Boromir: Thanks, it's nice to be back. Oh, and Frodo, sorry about trying to take the Ring.
Frodo: It's alright.
Link: So, uhhhhh, how do we get to Lothlorien?
Me: Uhhhhhh, first we go through the Prancing Pony, then through Rivendel, then we get to Lothlorien!
All: YAY!
Me: So let's go!
*3 hours later at the Prancing Pony*
Mr. Butterbur: 'ello! May I find you a room, good sirs and Mrs.?
All: Yes!
Mr. Butterbur: Uhhhhhh, how many rooms do you want?
Link: Do you accept rupees?
Mr. Butterbur: Accept what?
Link: Nevermind...how much money do you guys got?
Child of da Forest: Hey guys, check this out! I am soooo gheto! There was a hole in my hat, and I stapled it shut!
Nabooru: What's gheto?
Child of da Forest: Nevamind...
Nabooru: Ok! ^-^
Andrew walks over to Nabooru.
Andrew: Bonjour!
Nabooru gets all mad.
Nabooru: Don't talk to me like that! That's probably a futuristic way to insult someone!
Nabooru slaps him.
Charlotte: No! That's just the French way of saying, hello!
Nabooru: Oh, well, in that case, Bonjour to you too! ^-^
Andrew gave her a flower, and then went to go talk to someone else.
Nabooru: Awwwww, how sweet!
Charlotte: I think he likes you...
Nabooru: YAY!!!
Charlotte: What do you mean YAY? Andrews a loser!
Nabooru: You wouldn't understand! Just leave me alone! Ok!
Mr. Butterbur: Uhhhhhh, so, how many rooms are you going to rent?
Link: One.
Mr. Butterbur: One! You're going to at least need *counts on his fingers* 15! And you say you want one! Why?
Link: That's all we have the money for...
Mr. Butterbur: Great! So, I'll take your payment, then show you to your room.
*later, in our, uhhhhh, room*
Me: This is really small.
There's a knock on the door.
Link: Ahhhhhhhhh!
The door slowly opens...
Me: What if it's Earl!?!?!?!?!?
Link *screams like a two year old girl*
Two people walk in.
Some Guy: Hello.
Some Girl: Hello.
All: Hello.
Some Guy: I am Templar, master swordsman.
Some Girl: And I am Rora, rora_the_wise to be exact.
Link: Well, hello, Rora!
rora_the_wise: Hi, Link.
Link: *gasp* How did you know my name!
Rora_the_wise: I know everything.
Link: But you said you were wise, not psychic!
Rora_the_wise: I am wise, that is what I'm most famous for, but I am also psychic.
Link: Ohhhhhhhhhhh...and who are you?
Templar: I am Templar! Master swordsman!
A/N: Sorry for not putting you in sooner Templar, but I couldn't remember your name, and I wasn't allowed on the internet, so I couldn't see what it was. Oh well, back to the story.
Link was flirting with rora_the_wise.
Frodo: Why are you two even here.
Templar: Hey, I don't know, she just said we needed to come here. *points to rosa_the_wise*
Nabooru: So, why did you say you needed to come here?
Rora_the_wise: Well, like I said, I'm also psychic, and I knew you some one here, had the Ring. So, I told Templar, "You know, we should help, because it might be useful having a master sworsdman and a wise and psychic person, to help them destroy the Ring."
Templar: That's not what you said! You said you knew Link would be there, and you HAD to go!
Rora: No I didn't! *wink wink*
Frodo: How did you know we were going to destroy it? No one is even supposed to know we have it, let alone, know what we plan on doing with it!
Rora_the_wise: Like I said, I'm PSYCHIC.
Frodo: Ohhhhhh, riiiiiigggghhhhht.
Link: Hey rora_the_wise, will you go out with me?
Rosa_the_wise: YES!
Link: YAY! ^-^
Rosa_the_wise: YAY!
Laura: Are you trying to steal my boy friend?
Rora_the_wise: Oh, I'm sorry, is Link your boy friend?
Laura: Well...
Rora_the_wise: TOO BAD! HE'S MINE!
Laura: I WAS about to say we just broke up, when I was rudely interupted by SOMEONE.
Ruto: You can't have him, rora_the_wise! He's mine!
Zelda: No, he's not! He's MINE!
Laura: Hey, I don't want to act like a prep, and fight over one guy, so, uhhhhhh, you three can fight over him. I'm gonna go talk to some people I can tolerate. ' So, Zelda, Ruto, and rora_the_wise fought over Link.
Child of da Forest: Man Link! You a playa!
Link: It's nice to have so many girls like me.
Rora_the_wise: I'll bet it is, but I love you the most!
Ruto: But he was engaged to ME!
Zelda: yeah, but ha saves Hyrule for me all the time!
Rora_the_wise: Yeah, but he's never said he'd be YOUR boy friend!
Ruto: So! He said he'd be my husband!
Laura: *eye twitches* Preps fighting over a guy...*eye twitches*
Me: I can fix that!
Laura: You can!?!?!?!? Will you!?!?!?!?
Me: Yeah!
I type something on the computer, and their mouths disappear.
Rora_the_wise: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Mmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!
Ruto: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Zelda: mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmm mmmmmmmm!
Laura: Ha ha! You guys can't talk!
Zelda: mmm mmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mm mmmmm m!
Laura and I are laughing.
Zelda, Rut, and rora_the_wise look really mad.
Me: If you guys stop fighting, I'll give you your mouths back.
Laura is still laughing, which makes me laugh again.
They all start yelling at us, which makes us laugh even harder, because they just make loud mmmmmmmmm noises.
Laura: Ha ha!
Me: Ha ha!
Laura and I: Ha ha!
Me: Ok, ok, I'll switch you back now.
I type something on my computer, and they get their mouths back.
Rora_the_wise: Boy am I glad I have my mouth back.
Ruto: Yeah, me too.
Zelda: So am I.
Rora_the_wise: So, uhhhhhh, who gets Link?
Zelda: Let's play rock, paper, scissors!
Ruto and rora_the_wise: Yeah!
Ruto: Ok, so, I'll go against Zelda, and then the winner will play rora_the_wise.
Ruto and Zelda played.
Ruto & Zelda: Rock, paper, scissors!
Zelda had rock, and Ruto had paper.
Ruto: Like, YAY! ^-^
Ruto and rora_the_wise played.
Ruto & rora_the_wise: Rock, paper, scissors!
Ruto had scissors and rora_the_wise had...
Rora_the_wise: YAY!!!! I got rock! YAY!!!! Link is MY boy friend!!!!! YAY!!!! ^-^
Ruto & Zelda: SHADDUP!
Rora_the_wise: NOTHING can make my day go bad! ^-^
Someone threw an apple, and it hit rora_the_wise's head.
Rora_the_wise: Nope! Not even that will bring my day down!
Link: I'm so happy it was you who won!
Rora_the_wise: YAY! ^-^
Zelda & Ruto: *gives rora_the_wise an evil glance*
Pippin: Hey, uhhhhhh, Amanda.
Me: What?
Pippin: Can I have one of those "sodas"?
Merry: Me too!
Me: Sure, but don't tell anyone else, I don't want to be typing in 30 something different sodas in the computer.
Merry & Pippin: Ohhhhhhh, riiiigggggghhhhht...
Pippin: I want Mountain Dew!
Merry: And I want Dr. Pepper!
Me: Ok.
I type something on my computer, and a Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper appear.
Merry & Pippin: YAY!!!!! ^-^
They drink their sodas.
Merry belches.
Pippin: Merry!
Merry: I don't know what happened! I suddenly had to burp really bad!
Pippin: Oh no! You've caught some disease!
Merry: Oh no! I think I have, Pippin!
I start laughing hysterically.
Pippin: Oh no! You've spread it to Amanda! Except it had a different effect on her!
I start laughing even harder.
Merry: Oh no! It's gotten worse!
I regain control over my laughter.
Me: You didn't get some disease, you just belched. It happens when you drink soda.
Merry & Pippin: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Templar: I am a Master Swordsman!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
*continues on for hours*
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
Link: No! I am!
Templar: No! I am!
*so many years later, we all die and are never able to destroy the Ring*
THE END
Why are you still reading? It's over...
You're crazy if you're still reading this...
Hey, I told you, it's over, we all died...
I'm eating sunflower seeds right now...
The sunflower seeds are ranch flavor...
Do you know why I'm eating them?
BECAUSE THE STORY IS OVER!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!
In fact, they only argued about it for 15 minutes.
Rora_the_wise: Well, you can both have a sword fight to the death.
Link and Templar looked horrified.
Me: Don't worry, I'll just bring you back to life with my computer.
Link & Templar: Well, ok!
They didn't get two seconds into the fight when Templar killed Link.
Rora_the_wise: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AMANDA! BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE!
Me: Wha? How did you know my name?
Rora_the_wise: Hellooooooo! I'm pshichic! Now bring Link back to life!
Me: All right!
I type something on my computer.
Rora_the_wise: What! He's still not alive!
Me: I know.
Rora_the_wise: What did you type?!?!?!
Me: How did you know my computer controlled this story?
Rora_the_wise: How many times do I have to remind you? I'm PSYCHIC!
Me: Not anymore.
Rora_the_wise: What do you mean!?!?!?!?
Me: I typed that you didn't have psychic powers anymore.
Rora_the_wise: Fine! If you won't type that Link is alive, I WILL!
Me: Go ahead...you can try.
Rora_the_wise suddenly realizes she can't read.
Rora_the_wise: Why can't I read.
Me: Oh, I made it so that any character in my story, besides me, can't read.
Rora_the_wise: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Yeah, you're also about to learn that I control everything.
Rora_the_wise: You do not!
Me: Hey, I control the computer.
Rora_the_wise: So!
Me: So, I can do this.
I type something on the computer and Link come to life.
Link: I want to break up with you, rora_the_wise.
Rora_the_wise: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: See, I told you...MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Rora_the_wise: That wasn't you, he decided that on his own!
Me: *sarcastically* Then how did he come back to life, oh wise one!
Rora_the_wise: Well, I don't quiet know, but I'm working on it.
Me: Just remember, I'm in control.
I type something on my computer.
Link: I'm sorry, rora_the_wise, I don't know what came over me!
Rora_the_wise: It's ok Linky!
Ruto: NO YOU DON'T! LINKY IS MY NICKNAME FOR LINK!
Rora_the_wise: Sorry.
Frodo: Hey, uhhhhhhhh, it's getting late, don't you think we should get to bed?
A/N: If you have a sick, perverted mind mind...you should probably skip the next part. I have no intentions of it being sick, but then again, I do not think like a lot of people. It's nothing sexual, and if you get hysterical over the Nike phase "just do it" then you should probably skip it. Everyone just needed a place to sleep. I just wanted to let you know that IT IS NOTHING PERVERTED. Now, on with the story...
Sam: Uhhhhhhh, where will we all sleep, were in one room with three beds...
Pippin: Uhhhhhhhhh, I don't know.
Merry: We can put the three beds together, and the girls can sleep on one half, and the boys can sleep on the other.
Ganondorf (yeah, I bet you forgot he was in the story): Why put the beds together.
Merry: Instead of three small beds it looks like one big one!
Link: We've GOT to find another way to do this.
Pippin: How?
Nathan: Well, uhhhhhhhh, 3 people per bed, and the rest can sleep on the floors...
Templar: So, who gets to sleep in the beds?
Me: Well, I of course get to sleep in a bed.
Brandy: Why?
Me: Because, if we play a game, like rock, paper, scissors or something like that, I'll just type that I win, on the first round.
Brandy: Oh well, in that case, Amanda since I am your lovable little sister, can I sleep in a bed?
Me: No.
Brandy: T_T
Child of da Forest: Well, let's spin a bottle, and if it lands on you, you're out, and the last 9 people get to sleep in the beds, and the rest of us have to sleep on the floor.
Gollum: We thinks that'sssss a great idea, preciousssssss.
So, we spun the bottle, until there were nine left...
Me
Laura
Gollum, Tael, and Tatl (yeah, I'll bet you forgot they were Gollum's Fairies)
Dominic
Link
Frodo
Pippin
Sam
Merry
Laura: So, uhhhhhh, who gets which bed?
Link: Uhhhhhh, I dunno.
Gollum: Uhhhhh, we can label the beds, and which ever number you pullssssss out of this hat *pulls out a hat* issss the number of the bed you sleepsssss in.
All: Ok.
Numbers pulled:
Me2
Laura3
Gollum3
Dominic1
Link3
Frodo1
Pippin2
Sam1
Merry2
Laura: Oh no! I ain't sleeping next to Link!
Rora_the_wise: fine with me, I'll take your place.
Laura: Uhhhh, no, I don't want to sleep on the floor.
Link: Ok, I'll sleep all the way over on this side of the bed, and you sleep all the way over on the other side.
Gollum: And we'll sleepsss in the middle, preciousssss.
Me: Well, I got stuck with Pippin and Merry. But, hey, they're soooooo cool! ^-^
Merry: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't get stuck with Dominic, it would be creepy sleeping in the same bed with some one that looks just like you, only 2 feet taller...
Dominic: Yeah, I got stuck with Sam and Frodo.
Me: Oh, well. At least I don't have to sleep on that floor! Suckers!
Everyone who has to sleep on the floor gives me an evil glance.
Laura: Yeah, ha ha! Suckers!
Me: Well, it's about mid-night, let's get some sleep.
So, we all fall asleep.
*meanwhile*
Earl: Do you think they're asleep yet?
Tony: I dunno.
Fred: I'd give it another hour or so...
Earl: Ok, we strike in an hour...
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So, that's chapter 22! I'll be sure to update tomorrow. See ya!
-Amanda