Hola! I'm back! Oh, well, here's chapter 23...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 23 a b c d e f g h i Jay
Link: Say, do you guys want to rent a movie?
Laura: I thought you didn't have movies.
Link: Yes we do! Look!
Link pulls out a small notebook, and he flips the pages so that it looks like the pictures are moving.
Laura: I should have guessed...
Link: So, do you guys want to go rent a movie?
All: Yeah!
*later on while we're walking to BLOCKBUSTER*
Charlotte: Uhhhhhh, they have BLOCKBUSTERS in the 1200's?
Me: I guess so, I mean, I also saw a Starbucks and McDonalds.
Laura: Creepy.
Billy: And look! There's a Wal-Mart!
*later at BLOCKBUSTER*
Me: JAY!
Jay (if you remember, he was in the BLOCKBUSTER commercial): Hello, Amanda.
Me: JAY!
Jay: I'm going crazy...
Me: Well, you're not.
Jay: What do you mean?
Me: You're in the 1200's.
Jay: Ohhhhhhh, so that explains why the movies are all paper books...Wait! Why am I in the 1200's?!?!?!?
Me: Uhhhhh, I dunno.
Merry: The Great Fairy said, if we needed any more people, she'd warp 'um here.
Link: So, I guess we need Jay!
Ganondorf: Yeah, but how can a movie-rental guy help us?
Nabooru: Hey, I dunno.
Link: Well, can we just rent a movie?
Jay: Sure, what do you want?
Saria: I don't know, what would you recommend?
Jay: Well we have...
1. There's Something About Meriadoc
2. Ranger Management
3. Dude Where's My Horse?
4. Austin Powers: The Black Rider Who Shagged Me
5. Confessions of a Tween Age Drama Queen
6. Meet the parENTS
7. Pirates of the Caribbean (cuh-rib-e-in not care-rib-e-in)
8. Honey, I Shrunk the Hobbits
9. Mrs. Doubtshire
10. Dumb and Dumber
Laura: What? You have Dumb and Dumber? But, that was made about 20 years ago! Why is it here now?!?!?!?
Me: Laura, that movie is a classic! It was created ages ago!
Laura: Whatever, it's your story...
Me: Yup!
Jay: So, did you see any movies you want to rent?
Billy: I don't see Lord of the Rings!
Charlotte: Well, duh! This is the 1200's! And, we're trying to destroy the Ring right now!
Elijah: You don't happen to have The Ring? Do you?
Jay: We'll if you mean the movie, no, but we have this.
He pulls out a flippy page book thing.
Sam: What's that?
Jay: They say, if you watch it you die in 7 days...
Me: Not anymore!
I type something on the computer.
Jay: What did you type?
Me: Well, I made it so that if you watch the book thingy, you won't die.
All: Ohhhhhhh...YAY
Jay: So, are you guys destroying the Ring?
All: Yeah.
Jay: Cool! I wanna go!
All: Ok!
Me: Awwwww crap! That's one more person! Oh well, hey, I'm gonna leave for a minute to sort out my thoughts...
*poof*
I disappear.
All: YAY!
Jay: Well, where are we supposed to go?
Laura: Uhhhh, didn't we have to go to Weathertop?
Frodo: Nooooooo! Last time I went to Weathertop, I was stabbed by a Black Rider.
Laura: Ha ha! It sucks to be you!
Link: So, let's get going...
All of a sudden they hear singing.
A fat guy walks up...
Link: Who are you?!?!?
Guy: I'm Tom Bombadil!
Link: Tom Bombadil? WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's one retarded name!
Tom Bombadil gets mad and sits on Link, and Link is crushed under him.
Tom: I'm a merry person! I do not tolerate unmerryness!
Merry: But I'm Merry!
Tom: I'm Merryer!
Merry: No, because my name is Merry!
Jay: This is boring, I just want to go to weathertop...
Laura: Hey jay, remember in chapter 12, when Me, you, and Amanda got sued, because we threw a lit stuffed animal with explosives into a busy highway?
Jay: Yeah, but there are no more busy highways to throw explosives in, that's sad...
Laura: Yeah, if Amanda were here, I could ask her to create a busy highway to throw stuff in...
Jay: yeahm but I'm not sure I'd ever want to do that again.
Laura: Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jay: Because it was the camera!
Laura: Oh yeah!
Jay: Anyway, if we lit something on fire, they might accuse me of being a witch...
Laura: That'd be hilarious!
Jay: No it wouldn't.
Laura: Yes it would!
Jay: Why?
Laura: Because Amanda would just type something on her computer.
Jay: How do you know she wouldn't just let me die?
Laura: The only person she'd kill in this, is Zelda and Ruto. And she wouldn't have someone that she knows in real life die.
Jay: So why aren't they dead? Wait! She'd kill them?!?!?!?!
Laura: Because they always find some way back. *eye twitches*
Jay: But what if she let me die?
Laura: She wouldn't, because she'd just bring you back.
Jay: But she sounded like she was going to get rid of me, since she has *counts on fingers* Uhhhh, I ran out of fingers...lemme see yours *counts on his and Laura's fingers* Uhhhhhhh I need another set of fingers...oh forget it! She has a lot of characters!
Laura: She'd kill Zelda and Ruto before she'd kill you.
Jay: Oh well...I don't really care about that anymore, I want to go to weathertop.
All: So let's go!
*later at weathertop*
Me: Hey, I cleared my head. And I decided that I need to get rid of ten characters.
All: Ok.
Me: But, I haven't decided who I'm getting rid of yet...
Meagan pops up.
Me: Awwwww CRAP! ANOTHER PERSON!
Jay: Calm down.
Me: But...but...but I have 40 some odd characters!
Jay: Not possibly 40!
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's around 40.
Jay: Wow............that's a lot. Hey did you notice that if you flipped wow upside down...It spells mom!
Me: Yeah, I knew that.
Jay: Oh.
Meagan: AMANDA!
Me: What?
Meagan: I CAN'T READ!
Me: Oh, lemme fix that.
I type something on my computer.
Me: Hey, I'm gonna end this chapter now...bye
Sorry this chapter is so short and I'm sorry I haven't updated for a while, well for my next chapter I plan to add yet some more characters. But wait! I have a contest for all of you! If you can name the movie titles I made up, to what they really are, then YOU get to write the next chapter. Except for you Laura, because I told you what the titles were, and anyway, you get to help me with other chapters. Ok, so the rules for the contest are easy, you either e-mail me that movie titles or send me a review saying what they are, then you have to e-mail me the chapter so I can post it. For example There's Something About Meriadoc = There's Something About Mary. So I gave you the first one. So I hope you get it, oh Charlotte, you can't enter either because you know the movie titles. Rules:
Send me a review/e-mail saying what the movie titles are
E-mail me the chapter you ant posted to Riddlemaster103@aol.com
If you were the first to name all the movie titles correctly, I post your chapter as the 24th chapter!
I hope you understand the rules
You can guess as many times as you want
PLEASE if no one guesses correctly, or if they guess correctly but send no chapter, then I have to write the next one and the contest ids off.
Good luck!
-Amanda
P.S. If I get no chapter, then I can't put it up! You have to send the chapter by e-mail right after you send the answers WHETHER THEY ARE RIGHT OR NOT.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 23 a b c d e f g h i Jay
Link: Say, do you guys want to rent a movie?
Laura: I thought you didn't have movies.
Link: Yes we do! Look!
Link pulls out a small notebook, and he flips the pages so that it looks like the pictures are moving.
Laura: I should have guessed...
Link: So, do you guys want to go rent a movie?
All: Yeah!
*later on while we're walking to BLOCKBUSTER*
Charlotte: Uhhhhhh, they have BLOCKBUSTERS in the 1200's?
Me: I guess so, I mean, I also saw a Starbucks and McDonalds.
Laura: Creepy.
Billy: And look! There's a Wal-Mart!
*later at BLOCKBUSTER*
Me: JAY!
Jay (if you remember, he was in the BLOCKBUSTER commercial): Hello, Amanda.
Me: JAY!
Jay: I'm going crazy...
Me: Well, you're not.
Jay: What do you mean?
Me: You're in the 1200's.
Jay: Ohhhhhhh, so that explains why the movies are all paper books...Wait! Why am I in the 1200's?!?!?!?
Me: Uhhhhh, I dunno.
Merry: The Great Fairy said, if we needed any more people, she'd warp 'um here.
Link: So, I guess we need Jay!
Ganondorf: Yeah, but how can a movie-rental guy help us?
Nabooru: Hey, I dunno.
Link: Well, can we just rent a movie?
Jay: Sure, what do you want?
Saria: I don't know, what would you recommend?
Jay: Well we have...
1. There's Something About Meriadoc
2. Ranger Management
3. Dude Where's My Horse?
4. Austin Powers: The Black Rider Who Shagged Me
5. Confessions of a Tween Age Drama Queen
6. Meet the parENTS
7. Pirates of the Caribbean (cuh-rib-e-in not care-rib-e-in)
8. Honey, I Shrunk the Hobbits
9. Mrs. Doubtshire
10. Dumb and Dumber
Laura: What? You have Dumb and Dumber? But, that was made about 20 years ago! Why is it here now?!?!?!?
Me: Laura, that movie is a classic! It was created ages ago!
Laura: Whatever, it's your story...
Me: Yup!
Jay: So, did you see any movies you want to rent?
Billy: I don't see Lord of the Rings!
Charlotte: Well, duh! This is the 1200's! And, we're trying to destroy the Ring right now!
Elijah: You don't happen to have The Ring? Do you?
Jay: We'll if you mean the movie, no, but we have this.
He pulls out a flippy page book thing.
Sam: What's that?
Jay: They say, if you watch it you die in 7 days...
Me: Not anymore!
I type something on the computer.
Jay: What did you type?
Me: Well, I made it so that if you watch the book thingy, you won't die.
All: Ohhhhhhh...YAY
Jay: So, are you guys destroying the Ring?
All: Yeah.
Jay: Cool! I wanna go!
All: Ok!
Me: Awwwww crap! That's one more person! Oh well, hey, I'm gonna leave for a minute to sort out my thoughts...
*poof*
I disappear.
All: YAY!
Jay: Well, where are we supposed to go?
Laura: Uhhhh, didn't we have to go to Weathertop?
Frodo: Nooooooo! Last time I went to Weathertop, I was stabbed by a Black Rider.
Laura: Ha ha! It sucks to be you!
Link: So, let's get going...
All of a sudden they hear singing.
A fat guy walks up...
Link: Who are you?!?!?
Guy: I'm Tom Bombadil!
Link: Tom Bombadil? WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's one retarded name!
Tom Bombadil gets mad and sits on Link, and Link is crushed under him.
Tom: I'm a merry person! I do not tolerate unmerryness!
Merry: But I'm Merry!
Tom: I'm Merryer!
Merry: No, because my name is Merry!
Jay: This is boring, I just want to go to weathertop...
Laura: Hey jay, remember in chapter 12, when Me, you, and Amanda got sued, because we threw a lit stuffed animal with explosives into a busy highway?
Jay: Yeah, but there are no more busy highways to throw explosives in, that's sad...
Laura: Yeah, if Amanda were here, I could ask her to create a busy highway to throw stuff in...
Jay: yeahm but I'm not sure I'd ever want to do that again.
Laura: Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jay: Because it was the camera!
Laura: Oh yeah!
Jay: Anyway, if we lit something on fire, they might accuse me of being a witch...
Laura: That'd be hilarious!
Jay: No it wouldn't.
Laura: Yes it would!
Jay: Why?
Laura: Because Amanda would just type something on her computer.
Jay: How do you know she wouldn't just let me die?
Laura: The only person she'd kill in this, is Zelda and Ruto. And she wouldn't have someone that she knows in real life die.
Jay: So why aren't they dead? Wait! She'd kill them?!?!?!?!
Laura: Because they always find some way back. *eye twitches*
Jay: But what if she let me die?
Laura: She wouldn't, because she'd just bring you back.
Jay: But she sounded like she was going to get rid of me, since she has *counts on fingers* Uhhhh, I ran out of fingers...lemme see yours *counts on his and Laura's fingers* Uhhhhhhh I need another set of fingers...oh forget it! She has a lot of characters!
Laura: She'd kill Zelda and Ruto before she'd kill you.
Jay: Oh well...I don't really care about that anymore, I want to go to weathertop.
All: So let's go!
*later at weathertop*
Me: Hey, I cleared my head. And I decided that I need to get rid of ten characters.
All: Ok.
Me: But, I haven't decided who I'm getting rid of yet...
Meagan pops up.
Me: Awwwww CRAP! ANOTHER PERSON!
Jay: Calm down.
Me: But...but...but I have 40 some odd characters!
Jay: Not possibly 40!
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's around 40.
Jay: Wow............that's a lot. Hey did you notice that if you flipped wow upside down...It spells mom!
Me: Yeah, I knew that.
Jay: Oh.
Meagan: AMANDA!
Me: What?
Meagan: I CAN'T READ!
Me: Oh, lemme fix that.
I type something on my computer.
Me: Hey, I'm gonna end this chapter now...bye
Sorry this chapter is so short and I'm sorry I haven't updated for a while, well for my next chapter I plan to add yet some more characters. But wait! I have a contest for all of you! If you can name the movie titles I made up, to what they really are, then YOU get to write the next chapter. Except for you Laura, because I told you what the titles were, and anyway, you get to help me with other chapters. Ok, so the rules for the contest are easy, you either e-mail me that movie titles or send me a review saying what they are, then you have to e-mail me the chapter so I can post it. For example There's Something About Meriadoc = There's Something About Mary. So I gave you the first one. So I hope you get it, oh Charlotte, you can't enter either because you know the movie titles. Rules:
Send me a review/e-mail saying what the movie titles are
E-mail me the chapter you ant posted to Riddlemaster103@aol.com
If you were the first to name all the movie titles correctly, I post your chapter as the 24th chapter!
I hope you understand the rules
You can guess as many times as you want
PLEASE if no one guesses correctly, or if they guess correctly but send no chapter, then I have to write the next one and the contest ids off.
Good luck!
-Amanda
P.S. If I get no chapter, then I can't put it up! You have to send the chapter by e-mail right after you send the answers WHETHER THEY ARE RIGHT OR NOT.