WOO HOO! I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! I CAN UPDATE ONCE A DAY AGAIN! ^-
^ Hey, I think I'll get started...but before I do, lemme thank Melissa Ocean!
She was the only person who responded to my contest, EVEN THOUGH SHE DID
NOT SEND ME A CHAPTER, I will honor her anyway, and write about what she
wanted me to write about. AND I WILL KEEP THE CONTEST GOING UNTIL SOMEONE
SENDS ME A CHAPTER. So, with those words, I present to you...chapter 24!
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Chapter 24 The House of Tom Bombadil
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Tom: Let's all go over to my house!
Me: But before we do, I don't want to be a character anymore, I want to go back to popping up randomly evry now and then, so...I guess this is bye.
*poof*
I disappear.
Tom: Okkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...let's go to my house!
All: Ok!
Later, at Tom's house.
Tom: Goldberry!
Merry: I remember you! From the first book!
Goldberry: Yup, I am Goldberry!
Tom: I'm hungry!
Link: I can see you eat a lot...
Tom: Link make Tom mad! Tom squish Link!
Tom sat on Link (again)
Zelda: Like, you're crushing my boyfriend!
Ruto: and you're like, crushing my fiancee!
Rora_the_wise: NO! He's MY boyfriend.
Zelda: Like, no he isn't!
Laura: I'm gonna kill you friggin' preps!
Laura pulls out a sniper and shoots Ruto and Zelda to death.
Laura: And you!
Laura points the gun at rora_the_wise.
Rora_the_wise: What? He IS my boyfriend.
Laura: Shut up, rora_the_not_so_wise!
I pop up.
Me: Laura! Great name for her! I'm gonna call her that from now on!
I disappear.
Tom: Now stop that! His is a place for merriment! Not death and fight!
Laura: You practically killed Link, sitting on him and all.
Tom *gives Laura an evil glare*: Shut up.
Jay: I'm hungry.
Goldberry: Do not worry! There is enough food for all!
Goldberry brings out many wonderful plates full of food, and then sets it on the table.
Tom: F...o...o...d...
Tom's mouth suddenly opens into a giant rectangle, bigger than the table, and he eats all the food.
Charlotte: Hey! I didn't get anything to eat! T_T
Laura: You diserve it!
Charlotte: I thought we were friends!
Laura: YEAH RIGHT!
Charlotte: Oh well, I still have my husband.
Will walks up.
Will *if you don't remember, Will was Charlotte's husband*: I'm pregnant!
All: O.o
Will: JUST JOKING! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
No one else is laughing.
Will: You wouldn't understand! Butt out of my life! THE WORLD HATES ME!
Will runs away crying.
Charlotte: You hurts my husband's feelings!
Charlotte runs after Will.
All: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Tom: ME WANT MORE FOOD!
Goldberry: I'm sorry Tom! There's no more! You ate it all!
Tom: ME WANT FOOD!
Goldberry *starts crying*: Sure Tom! Everyone thinks you're a very merry person with nothing wrong with you! But you're not! They never see the TRUE Tom!
Saria: Oh, I'm sorry, does he abuse you? You should tell someone.
Goldberry: He does! He hits me!
Tom: SHUT UP! ME WANT FOOD!
Saria: You should leave him.
Goldberry: You're right! I will! Good day to you Tom! I'm leaving.
Goldberry leaves forever.
Laura: Ha ha! You got dumped!
Tom: Oh well, hey you!
Tom points to the dead Zelda.
Tom: Go get me some food.
Zelda and Ruto come back to life, and they get plenty of food for everyone.
Laura: AWWWWWWWW CRAP! AMANDA'S RIGHT! ZELDA KEEPS COMING BACK TO LIFE! WON'T THE MADNESS STOP?!?!?!?!?
I pop up.
Me: No.
I disappear.
Laura: Oh well, I'm gonna have Zelda and Ruto die when Amanda comes over on Friday and I help her with a chapter.
Zelda: Like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ruto: Like, double NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MCHammer pops up.
MCHammer: What's the time?
Laura: Hammer time!
MCHammer disappears.
Zelda: Well, like, before I die, I might as well well eat this beautiful dinner Ruto and, like, I brought.
Everyone starts to eat?
Laura: I know a fun game to play at the table!
All: What?
Laura: Ok, we play a game, where we a have a conversation with movie titles.
All: Ok!
Laura: Dude, Where's My Car?
Saria: I don't know what a car is, but I just went on 50 first dates!
Link: I wish I could Kung-Pow your face.
Tom sat on Link.
Jay: Will you be Riding in Cars with Boys?
Laura: Dude, I can't find my car!
Link *still squished under Tom*: I don't like this game anymore.
Tom: I'm bored.
Jay: Let's end this chapter.
Laura: Sounds good...*yawns* It's late anyway.
Tom: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!
The chapter fades away...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ I'm REALLY sorry it's so short, but it's really late right now, and I wanted to post a chapter...well, I PROMISE I'll update tomorrow, I PROMISE! Ok, well, please review and if you want to be in my story send me a review. And please remember...THE CONTEST FROM CHAPTER 23 IS STILL GOING, SO IF YOU SEND THE RIGHT ANSWERS THEN YOU POST THE CHAPTER. Melissa Ocean, I posted your chapter, but YOU were supposed to send me the chapter, so you can still give me the right answers BUT YOU HAVE TO SEND THE CHAPTER TO ME! Oh well, I just wanted to make that clear. Well, I'll update tomorrow.
Buh Bye
-Amanda
Me: But before we do, I don't want to be a character anymore, I want to go back to popping up randomly evry now and then, so...I guess this is bye.
*poof*
I disappear.
Tom: Okkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...let's go to my house!
All: Ok!
Later, at Tom's house.
Tom: Goldberry!
Merry: I remember you! From the first book!
Goldberry: Yup, I am Goldberry!
Tom: I'm hungry!
Link: I can see you eat a lot...
Tom: Link make Tom mad! Tom squish Link!
Tom sat on Link (again)
Zelda: Like, you're crushing my boyfriend!
Ruto: and you're like, crushing my fiancee!
Rora_the_wise: NO! He's MY boyfriend.
Zelda: Like, no he isn't!
Laura: I'm gonna kill you friggin' preps!
Laura pulls out a sniper and shoots Ruto and Zelda to death.
Laura: And you!
Laura points the gun at rora_the_wise.
Rora_the_wise: What? He IS my boyfriend.
Laura: Shut up, rora_the_not_so_wise!
I pop up.
Me: Laura! Great name for her! I'm gonna call her that from now on!
I disappear.
Tom: Now stop that! His is a place for merriment! Not death and fight!
Laura: You practically killed Link, sitting on him and all.
Tom *gives Laura an evil glare*: Shut up.
Jay: I'm hungry.
Goldberry: Do not worry! There is enough food for all!
Goldberry brings out many wonderful plates full of food, and then sets it on the table.
Tom: F...o...o...d...
Tom's mouth suddenly opens into a giant rectangle, bigger than the table, and he eats all the food.
Charlotte: Hey! I didn't get anything to eat! T_T
Laura: You diserve it!
Charlotte: I thought we were friends!
Laura: YEAH RIGHT!
Charlotte: Oh well, I still have my husband.
Will walks up.
Will *if you don't remember, Will was Charlotte's husband*: I'm pregnant!
All: O.o
Will: JUST JOKING! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
No one else is laughing.
Will: You wouldn't understand! Butt out of my life! THE WORLD HATES ME!
Will runs away crying.
Charlotte: You hurts my husband's feelings!
Charlotte runs after Will.
All: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Tom: ME WANT MORE FOOD!
Goldberry: I'm sorry Tom! There's no more! You ate it all!
Tom: ME WANT FOOD!
Goldberry *starts crying*: Sure Tom! Everyone thinks you're a very merry person with nothing wrong with you! But you're not! They never see the TRUE Tom!
Saria: Oh, I'm sorry, does he abuse you? You should tell someone.
Goldberry: He does! He hits me!
Tom: SHUT UP! ME WANT FOOD!
Saria: You should leave him.
Goldberry: You're right! I will! Good day to you Tom! I'm leaving.
Goldberry leaves forever.
Laura: Ha ha! You got dumped!
Tom: Oh well, hey you!
Tom points to the dead Zelda.
Tom: Go get me some food.
Zelda and Ruto come back to life, and they get plenty of food for everyone.
Laura: AWWWWWWWW CRAP! AMANDA'S RIGHT! ZELDA KEEPS COMING BACK TO LIFE! WON'T THE MADNESS STOP?!?!?!?!?
I pop up.
Me: No.
I disappear.
Laura: Oh well, I'm gonna have Zelda and Ruto die when Amanda comes over on Friday and I help her with a chapter.
Zelda: Like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ruto: Like, double NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MCHammer pops up.
MCHammer: What's the time?
Laura: Hammer time!
MCHammer disappears.
Zelda: Well, like, before I die, I might as well well eat this beautiful dinner Ruto and, like, I brought.
Everyone starts to eat?
Laura: I know a fun game to play at the table!
All: What?
Laura: Ok, we play a game, where we a have a conversation with movie titles.
All: Ok!
Laura: Dude, Where's My Car?
Saria: I don't know what a car is, but I just went on 50 first dates!
Link: I wish I could Kung-Pow your face.
Tom sat on Link.
Jay: Will you be Riding in Cars with Boys?
Laura: Dude, I can't find my car!
Link *still squished under Tom*: I don't like this game anymore.
Tom: I'm bored.
Jay: Let's end this chapter.
Laura: Sounds good...*yawns* It's late anyway.
Tom: Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!
The chapter fades away...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ I'm REALLY sorry it's so short, but it's really late right now, and I wanted to post a chapter...well, I PROMISE I'll update tomorrow, I PROMISE! Ok, well, please review and if you want to be in my story send me a review. And please remember...THE CONTEST FROM CHAPTER 23 IS STILL GOING, SO IF YOU SEND THE RIGHT ANSWERS THEN YOU POST THE CHAPTER. Melissa Ocean, I posted your chapter, but YOU were supposed to send me the chapter, so you can still give me the right answers BUT YOU HAVE TO SEND THE CHAPTER TO ME! Oh well, I just wanted to make that clear. Well, I'll update tomorrow.
Buh Bye
-Amanda