Hullo once again! Ok, so the last chapter really had nothing to do with
anything, but that's what Melissa Ocean wanted me to put in, BECAUSE SHE
SENT IN THE ANSWERS, but the contest is still going because she could not
guess the last movie title, so please, send me a chapter. Well, while I'm
waiting for someone to send a chapter, I'll write the 25th one...
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Chapter 25 Back at Weathertop
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Link: Do you know what I noticed, when we had dinner at Tom's, We had to go
backwards, we need to go back to weathertop.
Ruto: Like, I'm tired of walking!
Zelda: Can't we like, get a horse?
Laura: NO!
Ruto: Like, why?
Laura: 'Cause dragons are wayyyyyyyyyy cooler!
All of a sudden Smag pops up (if you don't know who he is, he is the evil dragon in The Hobbit).
Laura: Cool!
Zelda: Like, dragons are sooooooo gross!
Laura (mimicking Ruto and Zelda): Like, no they're not!
Laura hits kicks Zelda and Ruto in the chins.
Zelda: Like Ow! Like Ow! Like Ow! Like Ow!
Ruto: Like, same here!
Laura: ha ha!
Zelda: Like, Amanda's not here anymore, you like, have no control!
Laura: That's what you think. I want another dragon!
Another dragon pops up.
Ruto: Like, how did you do that? Like, you don't have the computer.
Laura: So, I have my friend Amanda, she can hear when I ask for something, so she makes it happen.
Zelda: Like, no fair!
Laura: I want them to stop saying like!
Ruto: You can't make us do that!
Zelda: I think she just did, we can't say ____.
Laura: Ha! You can't say like!
Ruto: We can too say ____!
Laura: Nope! ^-^
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Laura: I wanna Dr. Pepper.
A Dr. Pepper appears in Laura's hands.
Laura: YAY!
Ruto: I ____ want Laura to be a prep!
Nothing happens.
Laura: *eye twitches* What did you say?
Zelda: Crap...
Laura starts beating to crap out of Zelda.
Tom: Let's just go to Weathertop!
All: Ok.
Later at Weathertop.
Jay: I want to see Rivendel! I love elves!
Sam: I love elves too!
Jay: Then never mind, I don't like elves.
Link suddenly screams like a 2 year old girl.
Pippin: What is it, Merry?
Merry: A...a...a...buh...buh...buh...BLACK RIDER!
Black Rider (in really creepy voice): Hey guys.
All: O.o
Black Rider: Hey, can I hanq with you guys for a bit? Zthe other riders are making fun of me.
Frodo: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STAB ME AGAIN!
Black Rider: Thanks.
Gandalf: Hey sweetie, you lookin' hott!
Black Rider *screams like a Black Rider does in the movie*
Gandalf: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
Black Rider: Okay, I'll hate you because you hit on me.
Gandalf: Well, okay sweetie...Anyone wanna go out with me?
Saria: I would if we weren't best friends! And if you weren't gay, and maybe 1,000 years younger!
Brandy: Saria, I miss being best friends, can us three be friends?
Saria & Gandalf: Sure! ^-^
Gandalf: Ohhhhh, I know! All three of us can like Pippin, and we'll make a Pippin fan club!
Saria: Sounds great!
All of a sudden 15 random Kokiri girls come to sign up for the fan club.
Brandy: Okay, so we'll send you fan club gift stuff, buh bye now!
The 15 random Kokiri girls leave.
Black Rider: So, I can come with you guys right?
All: Sure!
Black Rider: And I promise to keep you safe from the other riders!
Link: That's nice to know, now can you keep me safe from him?
Link points to Tom.
Tom' face turns red and he sits on Link.
Black Rider: Hey, I'm sorry but no.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WILL LINK EVER STOP BEING SAT ON BY TOM? WILL WE EVER GET TO RIVENDEL? WILL TRIOWYN AND LEGOLAS EVER HAVE THEIR WEDDING IN LOTHLORIEN? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO...GOLLUM!
Oh, and sorry this chapter was so short, but I was busy with homework, and I was going to lots of places and I didn't get home 'till late, but Laura might help me on the next chapter, so It'll be A LOT longer (if we do write a chapter).
Ruto: Like, I'm tired of walking!
Zelda: Can't we like, get a horse?
Laura: NO!
Ruto: Like, why?
Laura: 'Cause dragons are wayyyyyyyyyy cooler!
All of a sudden Smag pops up (if you don't know who he is, he is the evil dragon in The Hobbit).
Laura: Cool!
Zelda: Like, dragons are sooooooo gross!
Laura (mimicking Ruto and Zelda): Like, no they're not!
Laura hits kicks Zelda and Ruto in the chins.
Zelda: Like Ow! Like Ow! Like Ow! Like Ow!
Ruto: Like, same here!
Laura: ha ha!
Zelda: Like, Amanda's not here anymore, you like, have no control!
Laura: That's what you think. I want another dragon!
Another dragon pops up.
Ruto: Like, how did you do that? Like, you don't have the computer.
Laura: So, I have my friend Amanda, she can hear when I ask for something, so she makes it happen.
Zelda: Like, no fair!
Laura: I want them to stop saying like!
Ruto: You can't make us do that!
Zelda: I think she just did, we can't say ____.
Laura: Ha! You can't say like!
Ruto: We can too say ____!
Laura: Nope! ^-^
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Laura: I wanna Dr. Pepper.
A Dr. Pepper appears in Laura's hands.
Laura: YAY!
Ruto: I ____ want Laura to be a prep!
Nothing happens.
Laura: *eye twitches* What did you say?
Zelda: Crap...
Laura starts beating to crap out of Zelda.
Tom: Let's just go to Weathertop!
All: Ok.
Later at Weathertop.
Jay: I want to see Rivendel! I love elves!
Sam: I love elves too!
Jay: Then never mind, I don't like elves.
Link suddenly screams like a 2 year old girl.
Pippin: What is it, Merry?
Merry: A...a...a...buh...buh...buh...BLACK RIDER!
Black Rider (in really creepy voice): Hey guys.
All: O.o
Black Rider: Hey, can I hanq with you guys for a bit? Zthe other riders are making fun of me.
Frodo: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STAB ME AGAIN!
Black Rider: Thanks.
Gandalf: Hey sweetie, you lookin' hott!
Black Rider *screams like a Black Rider does in the movie*
Gandalf: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
Black Rider: Okay, I'll hate you because you hit on me.
Gandalf: Well, okay sweetie...Anyone wanna go out with me?
Saria: I would if we weren't best friends! And if you weren't gay, and maybe 1,000 years younger!
Brandy: Saria, I miss being best friends, can us three be friends?
Saria & Gandalf: Sure! ^-^
Gandalf: Ohhhhh, I know! All three of us can like Pippin, and we'll make a Pippin fan club!
Saria: Sounds great!
All of a sudden 15 random Kokiri girls come to sign up for the fan club.
Brandy: Okay, so we'll send you fan club gift stuff, buh bye now!
The 15 random Kokiri girls leave.
Black Rider: So, I can come with you guys right?
All: Sure!
Black Rider: And I promise to keep you safe from the other riders!
Link: That's nice to know, now can you keep me safe from him?
Link points to Tom.
Tom' face turns red and he sits on Link.
Black Rider: Hey, I'm sorry but no.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WILL LINK EVER STOP BEING SAT ON BY TOM? WILL WE EVER GET TO RIVENDEL? WILL TRIOWYN AND LEGOLAS EVER HAVE THEIR WEDDING IN LOTHLORIEN? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO...GOLLUM!
Oh, and sorry this chapter was so short, but I was busy with homework, and I was going to lots of places and I didn't get home 'till late, but Laura might help me on the next chapter, so It'll be A LOT longer (if we do write a chapter).