Hey, Laura is here! *evil laugh* Laura, say hi! Laura: *stares into
oblivion silently* Amanda: LAURA YOU'RE A RETARDED PIG! Laura: HEHAW!!
Amanda: *also stares into oblivion silently*
guaieghkljasdhflkjhasdgvkjsdbhfgkdfh *I snap out of oblivion* Me: Veronica!
Stop typing on my computer! *Shows Veronica typing random letters on my
computer* dsauo;gh;ljsdgh;uashfvaklshdgvkas;ah;sdgSDFGLkzfhasdgvfkjasgfa,
Me: VERONICA STOP! *Laura walks over to Veronica* Laura: Please stop
Veronica. Veronica stops* Veronica: Ok, I'll stop typing on the
computer...AND INSTEAD I'LL POKE YOU! Laura: I'LL POKE YOU BACK! Laura
sticks a finger, and is about to poke Veronica *Jay walks in* Jay: I'm
gonna steal your little sister now...*Jay takes Veronica and leaves* Laura
and Amanda: O.O.... here's chapter 27!
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Chapter 27 Back at Hyrule
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I pop up.
Me: Hey uhhhhh, guys, I kinda have bad news....
All: What?
Me: Well, I just found out that Mt. Doom had been taken over by Ice People, and they froze all the lava, and now the only lava hot enough to melt the Ring is in Hyrule...
All: *eyes twitch*
Laura: LET'S MELT THE ICE PEOPLE!
Me: Well, you can't, they already moved somewhere else.
Link: Can't we unfreeze the lava?
Me: No, it was frozen, then it tuned into water, and then evaporated.
Ganondorf: Wait! You're doing this to us! YOU made the plot up, and so you're the one who is plotting us to go back, because of your "computer"!
Everyone looks like they're about to kill me.
Me: Uhhhhhh, I gotta go, bye!
*poof*
I disappear.
All: CRAP!
Laura looks frustrated, then she looks happy.
All: Why are you happy.
Laura: I just remember how cute Brian is, and Amanda's story will last longer. ^-^
They all warp to Hyrule.
Merry: Let's go to Lon Lon Ranch!
Link: Why?
Merry: Malon is there!
Link: Forget it, we need to find out where to destroy the Ring.
Zelda: Like, we could just keep the Ring, I mean, it would make a fine piece to my jewelry collection!
3 Orcs pop up.
Orc 1: Hey, she mentioned the Ring!
Orcs 2 and 3: GET HER!
They run over and drag Zelda away.
Orc 1: Get her too!
*points to Ruto*
Orcs 2 and 3: Why?
Orc 1: DON'T QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT!
Orc 2 and 3: Yessir!
They grab Ruto and drag her away.
Laura: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Earl, Fred, and Tony pop up.
Earl: Where's that girl with the Ring?
Link: She went that way.
*Link points in some random direction*
Earl: Thanks.
Merry: You pointed to Lon Lon Ranch!
Link: I know.
Earl comes back carrying Malon.
Earl: This isn't her!
Link: I know.
Pippin (looks at Link evilly): You think you know everything.
Link: I know.
Merry: Malon!
Malon: Merry, we need to talk...
Merry: About what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Malon: Well, I found someone else..........
Merry: WHO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Malon: This is kinda hard for me to say....
Merry: JUST SAY IT!
Malon: Ingo! Ok, I'm going out with Ingo!
Merry: Who is Ingo?
Link: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! The creepy dude who works for your father and tried to take over your farm!?!?!?!??!?!
Merry: Gross, and I don't even know who that is!
Malon: AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Ingo pops up.
Ingo: It's true, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Merry: Oh well, as long as she is happy.
Link: Wow, you aould do that for a girl who turned you down for an old creepy bum? Wow, you're made of more guts than I thought.
Merry: SHUT UP! Tom, will you sit on Link for me?
Tom: ME SQUISH LINK!
Tom sat on Link.
Link: Epona, help!
Epona trots up and back kicks Tom off of Link.
Link: Atta girl!
Attagirl: You called?
Link: No.
Attagirl: Ohhhhhhhhhh, hey can I come?
Link: No.
Attagirl: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Link: Why?
Attagirl: I'ma sage.
Link: No you're not, all the sages are here.
Attagirl: All of them except for me.
Link: hen why weren't you in OoT?
Attagirl: Because when the author suggested it to NINTENDO, they turned her offer down, so I'm the "lost" sage.
Link: Ooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........
Attagirl: Well, I guess I'm not, BUT I WANNA COME! T_T
Link: Fine.
Attagirl: Thanks.
Link: Oh, and one more thing, you're hot, will you go out with me?
Attagirl: No.
Link: T_T
Rora_the_not_so_wise: but...but.....but.....you're my boyfriend!
Link: Not anymore, I like Attagirl.
Jay: I like peanut butter.
Ganondorf: Peanut butter is gooooooooood.
Jay: You know what I like more than peanut butter?
Ganondorf: What?
Jay: Uhhhhhhhhh, lemme think...........brain hurts.............can't think..............
I pop up.
Me: Hey that's my line!
Jay: No!
Me: Yes!
Jay: No!
Me: Yes!
Laura: Who's line is it anyway?
Me: Mine.
Laura ok.
Me: I'm gonna go now........uh.........bye..........
Jay: I miss BlockBuster............
Link: There's a BlockBuster!
Jay: It's not the same! They don't have movies! They have flippy books!
Link: Hey, those are cool!
Laura: Dude, where do we go to destroy the Ring?
Link: Some mountain.
Saria: I still love Pippin.
Brandy: I love him too.
Saria & Brandy: WE LOVE YOU PIPPIN!
Pippin: Well, I don't love you.
Saria & Brandy: T_T
Link: We must go.......ask the morons!
All: What?
Link: Uhhhhh, I mean the Gorons!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Hey, I'm sorry this chapter is short, some day, I'm gonna write a VERY long chapter....I just don't know when, and I plan on making a sequal because sadly enough, I fell the story is slowly ending....that's why I shall make a sequal! Hey, check out my friend Brian's story, it is called, the fairy revolt! Check it out! Ok, see y'all later! Buh bye!
-Amanda
I pop up.
Me: Hey uhhhhh, guys, I kinda have bad news....
All: What?
Me: Well, I just found out that Mt. Doom had been taken over by Ice People, and they froze all the lava, and now the only lava hot enough to melt the Ring is in Hyrule...
All: *eyes twitch*
Laura: LET'S MELT THE ICE PEOPLE!
Me: Well, you can't, they already moved somewhere else.
Link: Can't we unfreeze the lava?
Me: No, it was frozen, then it tuned into water, and then evaporated.
Ganondorf: Wait! You're doing this to us! YOU made the plot up, and so you're the one who is plotting us to go back, because of your "computer"!
Everyone looks like they're about to kill me.
Me: Uhhhhhh, I gotta go, bye!
*poof*
I disappear.
All: CRAP!
Laura looks frustrated, then she looks happy.
All: Why are you happy.
Laura: I just remember how cute Brian is, and Amanda's story will last longer. ^-^
They all warp to Hyrule.
Merry: Let's go to Lon Lon Ranch!
Link: Why?
Merry: Malon is there!
Link: Forget it, we need to find out where to destroy the Ring.
Zelda: Like, we could just keep the Ring, I mean, it would make a fine piece to my jewelry collection!
3 Orcs pop up.
Orc 1: Hey, she mentioned the Ring!
Orcs 2 and 3: GET HER!
They run over and drag Zelda away.
Orc 1: Get her too!
*points to Ruto*
Orcs 2 and 3: Why?
Orc 1: DON'T QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT!
Orc 2 and 3: Yessir!
They grab Ruto and drag her away.
Laura: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Earl, Fred, and Tony pop up.
Earl: Where's that girl with the Ring?
Link: She went that way.
*Link points in some random direction*
Earl: Thanks.
Merry: You pointed to Lon Lon Ranch!
Link: I know.
Earl comes back carrying Malon.
Earl: This isn't her!
Link: I know.
Pippin (looks at Link evilly): You think you know everything.
Link: I know.
Merry: Malon!
Malon: Merry, we need to talk...
Merry: About what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Malon: Well, I found someone else..........
Merry: WHO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Malon: This is kinda hard for me to say....
Merry: JUST SAY IT!
Malon: Ingo! Ok, I'm going out with Ingo!
Merry: Who is Ingo?
Link: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! The creepy dude who works for your father and tried to take over your farm!?!?!?!??!?!
Merry: Gross, and I don't even know who that is!
Malon: AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Ingo pops up.
Ingo: It's true, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Merry: Oh well, as long as she is happy.
Link: Wow, you aould do that for a girl who turned you down for an old creepy bum? Wow, you're made of more guts than I thought.
Merry: SHUT UP! Tom, will you sit on Link for me?
Tom: ME SQUISH LINK!
Tom sat on Link.
Link: Epona, help!
Epona trots up and back kicks Tom off of Link.
Link: Atta girl!
Attagirl: You called?
Link: No.
Attagirl: Ohhhhhhhhhh, hey can I come?
Link: No.
Attagirl: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Link: Why?
Attagirl: I'ma sage.
Link: No you're not, all the sages are here.
Attagirl: All of them except for me.
Link: hen why weren't you in OoT?
Attagirl: Because when the author suggested it to NINTENDO, they turned her offer down, so I'm the "lost" sage.
Link: Ooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........
Attagirl: Well, I guess I'm not, BUT I WANNA COME! T_T
Link: Fine.
Attagirl: Thanks.
Link: Oh, and one more thing, you're hot, will you go out with me?
Attagirl: No.
Link: T_T
Rora_the_not_so_wise: but...but.....but.....you're my boyfriend!
Link: Not anymore, I like Attagirl.
Jay: I like peanut butter.
Ganondorf: Peanut butter is gooooooooood.
Jay: You know what I like more than peanut butter?
Ganondorf: What?
Jay: Uhhhhhhhhh, lemme think...........brain hurts.............can't think..............
I pop up.
Me: Hey that's my line!
Jay: No!
Me: Yes!
Jay: No!
Me: Yes!
Laura: Who's line is it anyway?
Me: Mine.
Laura ok.
Me: I'm gonna go now........uh.........bye..........
Jay: I miss BlockBuster............
Link: There's a BlockBuster!
Jay: It's not the same! They don't have movies! They have flippy books!
Link: Hey, those are cool!
Laura: Dude, where do we go to destroy the Ring?
Link: Some mountain.
Saria: I still love Pippin.
Brandy: I love him too.
Saria & Brandy: WE LOVE YOU PIPPIN!
Pippin: Well, I don't love you.
Saria & Brandy: T_T
Link: We must go.......ask the morons!
All: What?
Link: Uhhhhh, I mean the Gorons!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Hey, I'm sorry this chapter is short, some day, I'm gonna write a VERY long chapter....I just don't know when, and I plan on making a sequal because sadly enough, I fell the story is slowly ending....that's why I shall make a sequal! Hey, check out my friend Brian's story, it is called, the fairy revolt! Check it out! Ok, see y'all later! Buh bye!
-Amanda