Hey, sorry I haven't written for a while, but fanfiction.net said I
couldn't update for a week! Plus I was on Spring break w/ my daddy! Oh
well, I better not keep you waiting...chapter 28!
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Chapter 28 Snow
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I pop up.
Me: Uhhhhh, hey guys, I have so far selected 4 people to.....*in big scary voice* ELIMINATE!
All: *gasp* who?
Me: Well, It's really not that big of a deal, I have eliminated.....Billy Boyd, Sean Austin, Dominic Monahan, and Elijah Wood.
Saria: NOOOOOOOOO BILLY!
Those four I said that would disappear, disappeared.
Brandy: I still have Pippin!
Saria: Well, now Billy's gone I like Pippin too!
Pippin: Awwwww crap!
Jay: What'sa goron?
Link: Rock eaters.
Darunia *shows him munching on a rock*: Hey, so what? We think it's weird that you eat cows!
A cow runs out from Lon Lon Ranch ahd kicks Link where it hurts.
Link: What was that for?!?!?!?!?!?
Cow: Hey, the other day I saw you eating my mother's uncle's cousin's mom's aunt's great great person's brother-in-law the other day!
Link: So......and your point is.......
The cow gets all mad and shoots milk bullets at Link.
Link: Hey, that hurts!
Cow: Good!
Cow runs of, and it shows the cow being shot with an arrow and draged away by a skull kid who will eat it for dinner that night.
Link: Ha! Stupid cow!
It show a spirit lift from the cow and has a halo around its head.
Link: Holy cow!
Jay: Literally...
The spirit cow tries to punch Link, but it can't hit him because the cow is a ghost.
Spirit Cow: Oh crap!
Link: Sucker!
Some Random Person: Hey guys, let's just go talk to the gorons!
Link: Who are you?
Laura runs over to the random person and kisses him.
Laura: It's Brian!
Brian: Hey Laura!
Darunia: Hey guys, I just remembered, no one is at Goron Mountain, because they all took a vacation without me! Because they wanted to make me feel bad and cry!
Tears start to swell up in Darunia's eyes.
Link: Well, appearamtly it worked.
Darunia: Shut up!
Link: Well, sooooorry! Wait, no I'm not!
Darunia *gets all mad*: Tom, will you sit on Link for me?
Tom: Sure!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tom sat on Link.
Ruto: Like, I miss my dad, I want to go see him.
Zelda: Perfect! Like, let's go!
Laura: SHUT UP YOU FREAKIN' PREPS!
Laura pulls out a shot gun and kills Zelda and Ruto.
The same random skull kid from earlier runs by and take Zelda and Ruto away where he will eat them for dinner, because he thought they were cows.
Link: Well, ok, Let's go to Zora's Domain anyway.
*5 hours later, they are at the lake place, and are about to enter through the waterfall to Zora's Domain*
Link: See, let's go!
Link tries to jump in, but the invisible force feild stops him, and he falls in the water.
All: O.o
Jay: So, how will we get in?
Link: *climbs back up, and is soaking wet*
Link: That's wasn't as easy as I thought it'd be.
I pop up.
Me: Hey, I'm gonna be a character now.
Link: Can you help us figure out how to get in there?
Me: Oh that's easy, play Zelda's lullaby!
Link: It's been so long I played that song that I forgot it! Only Zelda knows it...
Jay: But she's dead!
Impa: Hey, I taught it to you, so that means...
Link: I need to ask Zelda?
Impa: You're 'opeless! I meant I know the song!
Link: Ohhhhhhhh, riiiiiiiiiiight.
Impa: So, ok, lemme see the Orcarina...
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Impa: *slaps Link* Give it!
Link hands over the Orcarina as he mutters something.
Impa plays Zelda's Lullaby.
Link: Nothing changed.
Impa: Oh yeah? Watch this!
Impa jumped in and went through to Zora's Domain.
All: Cool!
Everyone except Link jumps through.
Laura: Well, aren't you coming Link?
Link: I coulda figured that out.
Link tries to jump through, but he hits the invisible force field and falls in the water.
Link: WHAT THE F***!
Impa: Ummmmmmmm! You said a bad word!
Link: Holy cow, I can't get in!
Spirit Cow: You rang?
Link: NO!
Spirit Cow: Fine!
Spirit Cow left.
Link: Why can't I get in?
Impa: I dunno, maybe 'cuz you're a stubborn jackass.
Link: You said a bad word!
Impa: So!
Link: FINE! GIMME MY ORCARINA SO I CAN PLAY ZELDA"S LULLABY!
Impa: Ok *tries to throw the Orcarina at Link but the force field stops it*
Link: CRAP!
Impa: Too bad.
Link: No, I wanna come!
Impa: Fine....I'll play Zelda's Lullaby.
Impa plays Zelda's Lullaby and Link jumps in.
Laura gets so excited she runs into Zora's Domain before anyone else.
Laura: O.O............Hey you guys, you need to see this.
All *walks in*: O.O It's....frozen!
Me: Oh, I already knew that, I have beaten the game over 1 billion times!
Darunia: Will you shut up about that?!?!?!?
Me: No.
Darunia: fine.
Link: O.O
Laura: What's up with you?
Link: It's.......snow!
Link runs over and pulls out a straw and starts sniffing it.
Link: Ahhhhhhh! This is pure snow!
Laura: So.....
Link: Do you know what the street value of the domain is?!?!?!?!?
Laura: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Link: What?
Laura: You're such a stoner!
Link: What's that?
Laura: Nevermind...
Link: *shrugs* Oh well *continues snorting the snow*
Laura: That's hilarious!
Link: Ow, brain freeze...
Laura: That's what you get when you snort snow.
Link: Man, I need to make this warmer....
Laura: Go ahead and try.
Link pulls out two sticks and rubs them together to make a fire.
Link: I'll use this and warm it up!
Link puts the fire up to the snow and it melts.
Laura: I told you!
All of a sudden they hear some random voice.
RV: Hello?
All: O.o
RV: Can anyone hear me?
All: O.o
RV: LOOK DOWN!
Everyone looks down and they see a Zora frozen down in the water.
Link *is so high he can barely see straight*: Ha, it'sa fish in frozen water! Hello fishy!
Zora: Good lord! Is he always like this?
All: Uhhhhhhhhhh.
Me: No comment.
Link: He he, why don't you come out fishy? You wanna worm?
Zora: No, I want out!
Link: Ha ha ha, you'ra mean fishy aren't you?
Zora: Please, just let me out!
Link: Ok, fishy he he he he.
Laura: Dude, you are sooooooo stoned.
Link: he he he.
Laura: Here, I'll get him out...
Laura pulls out a lighter and holds it to the ice so would melt.
Rauru: Did you see that?
Impa: Yeah, she pulled out that thing, and started a fire with it.
Nabooru: You know what that means?
Saria: WITCH!
Laura: What?!?!?!?!?
All *except for me, Brian, and Jay 'cuz we're from the future, so we knew what a lighter was*: SHE'S A WITCH, KILL HER!
Jay: No she's not! See, I can do it too!
Jay pulls out a lighter and makes fire with it.
All: WARLOCK!
Me: Great going, now they think you're a warlock!
Brian: YOU RETARD!
Jay: Crap...
Laura: We are not witches and wizards!
Me: Yeah, I can prove it!
All: How?
Me: I haven't figured that out yet, so lemme think!
I think real hard and my brain explodes.
Brian: I got it!
Laura: I knew he'd save the day! ^-^
Brian *pulls out a lighter and holds it up to their face*: See, when I flip it light this, the gasoline catches fire...
All: Ohhhhhh.....WARLOCK!
Brian: No! I'm not!
Me: I guess it's up to me...
I think real hard and my brain explodes again.
Tom: I think she's a witch too because she's trying to help them!
All: YEAH!
Me: I am not a witch!
All: Yes you are!
Me: Crap, they think we're witches and warlocks!
Jay: What'll we do!
Brian: Well, I guess if we're going to die, might as well make out for the last few minutes.
Laura: Ok.
Brian and Laura start making out.
Me: You guys! Stop!
Jay: Are you sure kids your age should be making out?
Laura: Yeah.
Me: Just 'cuz you think we're going to die, doesn't mean we will. We need to think of a plan to escape!
Brian: Oh, I don't think we're going to die...
Jay: Really?
Brian: I KNOW we're going to die.
Me: Shut up.
Laura: Don't tell him to shut up.
Me: But I want to!
Brian: That's naughty...
A/N: It's a inside joke...
Jay: Just type something on you're computer!
Me: That would be a good idea, but it's out of order....
Jay: Then how are you typing the story?
Me: Who knows...
All: Hello! We still think you're witches.
Me: Shut up and lemme think!
Laura: Brian, Amanda doesn't think, so let's go back to making out for the last few minutes of our life.
Brian: Ok.
Laura and Brian make out again.
Me: You guys, that's so gross.
Jay: I still don't think kids your age should be making out.
Laura: I don't care what you think...
Jay: That's mean, haven't you learned to respect your elders?
Laura: Yeah, but you're not THAT much older. You're like 19 or 20 or 21. I don't quite know, but at most, that would only make you 8 years older.
Jay: Yeah, you're 13! I don't think you should be making out!
Laura: Like I said, I don't care.
Link: Hey we need to lock you up in prison, until we can find a decent place to linch you.
Brian: What the hell does linch mean?
Link: Hang, we are going to hang you.
Me: So, you're not going to kill us now?
Link: No, at soonest. We'll kill you later tomorrow night.
Laura: Rock on! That's more time I get to make out with Brian!
Brian: Rock on!
Me: Dude, you guys are grossing me out.
Jay: It's disturbing me....
Me: I know.....
Link: Hey, we are going to take you to your cells now.
All four of us: Ok.
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Ok, I will update tomorrow, ok? I'll write about our first night in prizon. Well, I gots ta go! See ya!
-Amanda
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Chapter 28 Snow
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I pop up.
Me: Uhhhhh, hey guys, I have so far selected 4 people to.....*in big scary voice* ELIMINATE!
All: *gasp* who?
Me: Well, It's really not that big of a deal, I have eliminated.....Billy Boyd, Sean Austin, Dominic Monahan, and Elijah Wood.
Saria: NOOOOOOOOO BILLY!
Those four I said that would disappear, disappeared.
Brandy: I still have Pippin!
Saria: Well, now Billy's gone I like Pippin too!
Pippin: Awwwww crap!
Jay: What'sa goron?
Link: Rock eaters.
Darunia *shows him munching on a rock*: Hey, so what? We think it's weird that you eat cows!
A cow runs out from Lon Lon Ranch ahd kicks Link where it hurts.
Link: What was that for?!?!?!?!?!?
Cow: Hey, the other day I saw you eating my mother's uncle's cousin's mom's aunt's great great person's brother-in-law the other day!
Link: So......and your point is.......
The cow gets all mad and shoots milk bullets at Link.
Link: Hey, that hurts!
Cow: Good!
Cow runs of, and it shows the cow being shot with an arrow and draged away by a skull kid who will eat it for dinner that night.
Link: Ha! Stupid cow!
It show a spirit lift from the cow and has a halo around its head.
Link: Holy cow!
Jay: Literally...
The spirit cow tries to punch Link, but it can't hit him because the cow is a ghost.
Spirit Cow: Oh crap!
Link: Sucker!
Some Random Person: Hey guys, let's just go talk to the gorons!
Link: Who are you?
Laura runs over to the random person and kisses him.
Laura: It's Brian!
Brian: Hey Laura!
Darunia: Hey guys, I just remembered, no one is at Goron Mountain, because they all took a vacation without me! Because they wanted to make me feel bad and cry!
Tears start to swell up in Darunia's eyes.
Link: Well, appearamtly it worked.
Darunia: Shut up!
Link: Well, sooooorry! Wait, no I'm not!
Darunia *gets all mad*: Tom, will you sit on Link for me?
Tom: Sure!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tom sat on Link.
Ruto: Like, I miss my dad, I want to go see him.
Zelda: Perfect! Like, let's go!
Laura: SHUT UP YOU FREAKIN' PREPS!
Laura pulls out a shot gun and kills Zelda and Ruto.
The same random skull kid from earlier runs by and take Zelda and Ruto away where he will eat them for dinner, because he thought they were cows.
Link: Well, ok, Let's go to Zora's Domain anyway.
*5 hours later, they are at the lake place, and are about to enter through the waterfall to Zora's Domain*
Link: See, let's go!
Link tries to jump in, but the invisible force feild stops him, and he falls in the water.
All: O.o
Jay: So, how will we get in?
Link: *climbs back up, and is soaking wet*
Link: That's wasn't as easy as I thought it'd be.
I pop up.
Me: Hey, I'm gonna be a character now.
Link: Can you help us figure out how to get in there?
Me: Oh that's easy, play Zelda's lullaby!
Link: It's been so long I played that song that I forgot it! Only Zelda knows it...
Jay: But she's dead!
Impa: Hey, I taught it to you, so that means...
Link: I need to ask Zelda?
Impa: You're 'opeless! I meant I know the song!
Link: Ohhhhhhhh, riiiiiiiiiiight.
Impa: So, ok, lemme see the Orcarina...
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Impa: *slaps Link* Give it!
Link hands over the Orcarina as he mutters something.
Impa plays Zelda's Lullaby.
Link: Nothing changed.
Impa: Oh yeah? Watch this!
Impa jumped in and went through to Zora's Domain.
All: Cool!
Everyone except Link jumps through.
Laura: Well, aren't you coming Link?
Link: I coulda figured that out.
Link tries to jump through, but he hits the invisible force field and falls in the water.
Link: WHAT THE F***!
Impa: Ummmmmmmm! You said a bad word!
Link: Holy cow, I can't get in!
Spirit Cow: You rang?
Link: NO!
Spirit Cow: Fine!
Spirit Cow left.
Link: Why can't I get in?
Impa: I dunno, maybe 'cuz you're a stubborn jackass.
Link: You said a bad word!
Impa: So!
Link: FINE! GIMME MY ORCARINA SO I CAN PLAY ZELDA"S LULLABY!
Impa: Ok *tries to throw the Orcarina at Link but the force field stops it*
Link: CRAP!
Impa: Too bad.
Link: No, I wanna come!
Impa: Fine....I'll play Zelda's Lullaby.
Impa plays Zelda's Lullaby and Link jumps in.
Laura gets so excited she runs into Zora's Domain before anyone else.
Laura: O.O............Hey you guys, you need to see this.
All *walks in*: O.O It's....frozen!
Me: Oh, I already knew that, I have beaten the game over 1 billion times!
Darunia: Will you shut up about that?!?!?!?
Me: No.
Darunia: fine.
Link: O.O
Laura: What's up with you?
Link: It's.......snow!
Link runs over and pulls out a straw and starts sniffing it.
Link: Ahhhhhhh! This is pure snow!
Laura: So.....
Link: Do you know what the street value of the domain is?!?!?!?!?
Laura: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Link: What?
Laura: You're such a stoner!
Link: What's that?
Laura: Nevermind...
Link: *shrugs* Oh well *continues snorting the snow*
Laura: That's hilarious!
Link: Ow, brain freeze...
Laura: That's what you get when you snort snow.
Link: Man, I need to make this warmer....
Laura: Go ahead and try.
Link pulls out two sticks and rubs them together to make a fire.
Link: I'll use this and warm it up!
Link puts the fire up to the snow and it melts.
Laura: I told you!
All of a sudden they hear some random voice.
RV: Hello?
All: O.o
RV: Can anyone hear me?
All: O.o
RV: LOOK DOWN!
Everyone looks down and they see a Zora frozen down in the water.
Link *is so high he can barely see straight*: Ha, it'sa fish in frozen water! Hello fishy!
Zora: Good lord! Is he always like this?
All: Uhhhhhhhhhh.
Me: No comment.
Link: He he, why don't you come out fishy? You wanna worm?
Zora: No, I want out!
Link: Ha ha ha, you'ra mean fishy aren't you?
Zora: Please, just let me out!
Link: Ok, fishy he he he he.
Laura: Dude, you are sooooooo stoned.
Link: he he he.
Laura: Here, I'll get him out...
Laura pulls out a lighter and holds it to the ice so would melt.
Rauru: Did you see that?
Impa: Yeah, she pulled out that thing, and started a fire with it.
Nabooru: You know what that means?
Saria: WITCH!
Laura: What?!?!?!?!?
All *except for me, Brian, and Jay 'cuz we're from the future, so we knew what a lighter was*: SHE'S A WITCH, KILL HER!
Jay: No she's not! See, I can do it too!
Jay pulls out a lighter and makes fire with it.
All: WARLOCK!
Me: Great going, now they think you're a warlock!
Brian: YOU RETARD!
Jay: Crap...
Laura: We are not witches and wizards!
Me: Yeah, I can prove it!
All: How?
Me: I haven't figured that out yet, so lemme think!
I think real hard and my brain explodes.
Brian: I got it!
Laura: I knew he'd save the day! ^-^
Brian *pulls out a lighter and holds it up to their face*: See, when I flip it light this, the gasoline catches fire...
All: Ohhhhhh.....WARLOCK!
Brian: No! I'm not!
Me: I guess it's up to me...
I think real hard and my brain explodes again.
Tom: I think she's a witch too because she's trying to help them!
All: YEAH!
Me: I am not a witch!
All: Yes you are!
Me: Crap, they think we're witches and warlocks!
Jay: What'll we do!
Brian: Well, I guess if we're going to die, might as well make out for the last few minutes.
Laura: Ok.
Brian and Laura start making out.
Me: You guys! Stop!
Jay: Are you sure kids your age should be making out?
Laura: Yeah.
Me: Just 'cuz you think we're going to die, doesn't mean we will. We need to think of a plan to escape!
Brian: Oh, I don't think we're going to die...
Jay: Really?
Brian: I KNOW we're going to die.
Me: Shut up.
Laura: Don't tell him to shut up.
Me: But I want to!
Brian: That's naughty...
A/N: It's a inside joke...
Jay: Just type something on you're computer!
Me: That would be a good idea, but it's out of order....
Jay: Then how are you typing the story?
Me: Who knows...
All: Hello! We still think you're witches.
Me: Shut up and lemme think!
Laura: Brian, Amanda doesn't think, so let's go back to making out for the last few minutes of our life.
Brian: Ok.
Laura and Brian make out again.
Me: You guys, that's so gross.
Jay: I still don't think kids your age should be making out.
Laura: I don't care what you think...
Jay: That's mean, haven't you learned to respect your elders?
Laura: Yeah, but you're not THAT much older. You're like 19 or 20 or 21. I don't quite know, but at most, that would only make you 8 years older.
Jay: Yeah, you're 13! I don't think you should be making out!
Laura: Like I said, I don't care.
Link: Hey we need to lock you up in prison, until we can find a decent place to linch you.
Brian: What the hell does linch mean?
Link: Hang, we are going to hang you.
Me: So, you're not going to kill us now?
Link: No, at soonest. We'll kill you later tomorrow night.
Laura: Rock on! That's more time I get to make out with Brian!
Brian: Rock on!
Me: Dude, you guys are grossing me out.
Jay: It's disturbing me....
Me: I know.....
Link: Hey, we are going to take you to your cells now.
All four of us: Ok.
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Ok, I will update tomorrow, ok? I'll write about our first night in prizon. Well, I gots ta go! See ya!
-Amanda