Hullo, told ya I'd update today! I'll bet you didn't believe me! Oh well, I
guess I should write about our first night in prison...
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Me: Oh crap.
Jay: What?
Me: Mom's gonna kill me if she found out I was in prison....
Laura: That's why we won't tell her.
Brian: Check out what I jacked from Frodo.
Brian pulls out the one Ring.
Laura: Holy crap, do you know what that is?!?!?!?!
Brian: The One Ring to rule them all?
Laura: NO! Something really shiny!
Brian: I wonder what we could do with shiny things...
Laura: Something cool!
Me: And awesome!
Jay: And.........cool!
Laura: That's what I said!
Brian: That's naughty.
A/N: Inside joke.
Jay: Well, you guys took all the good ones.
Laura: No, there is still freaking cool, rock on, awesomeness, really awesome, and junk like that!
Jay: Hey, I am older than you buy some amount of years!
Laura: How many!
Jay: Well, the authoress doesn't quiet know how old I am, so neither do I!
Brain: Laura, I guess this'll be our last night together...
Laura: Yup.....so let's make out!
Brian: Well, I was thinking of something else...
Laura: Is it naughty?
Brian: No.....*pulls out the one Ring* Will you marry me?
Laura: YES!
Brian: Hey, can anyone here marry someone?
Jay: Well, my dad's a pastor...
Laura: Good enough for me!
Jay: I now pronounce you man and wife!
Brian: Hey, now that we're married, wanna have a kid!
Laura: I don't think I'm ready.
Brian: Come on! We're going to die tomorrow!
Laura: This is something you need to think about.
Brian: So is marriage, but you said yes to that in a heart beat!
Laura: Ok.
A kid pops up.
Laura: Is that how you have kids?
Me: No, but I gave you a kid, because if watching you make out was gross, then I don't want to see you having...
Laura: OK! Amanda I get it!
Brian: What should we name it?
Laura: Ffej!
Brian: What?!?!?!?
Laura: It's Jeff backwards!
Brian: On no, did Amanda give you that idea!
Me: Yup, I am obsessed with backwards names!
Brian: Well, ok, Ffej is a cool name!
Laura: Yes, it's awesome.
Me: Awesomness.
Jay: Rock on.
Laura: See, you're getting the hang of it!
Ffej: Mama!
Laura: Ha! I knew he'd say mom first!
Brian: What the crap!
Ffej: Cwap!
Laura: Look what you taught him!
Brian: Me?!?!?! You're the one who always say it!
Laura: But he said it after you said it!
Brian: WHAT THE F***!
Fefj: F***!
Brian: Look what you taught him now!
Laura: Me?!?!?!? You JUST said it!
Brian: Holy s*** I did not!
Ffej: S***! ^-^
Laura: Don't make me consider a divorce!
Me: I could make him disappear 'till you're ready to have a kid.
Laura: NOOOO!
Brian: Stop being a b****! We're not ready!
Ffej: *points to me* b****! ^-^
I type something on my computer and Ffej disappears.
Jay: That was strange...
Brian: I kinda miss the little tyke.
Laura: You said you wanted him gone!
Brian: I guess you don't know what you got 'till it's gone...They paved paradise to put up a parking lot!
Laura: Ohhhhh, bop bop, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bop bop.
Brian: They paved paradise, to put up a parking lot!
Jay: Stop! Please don't sing anymore! It's bad enogh with the thought of having to be lynched! Now we have to sing!
Laura: Hey! It lifts our spirits!
Jay: Well, as long as you've stopped making out...
Brian: Thanks for reminding us!
Laura: Hey, are you sure you should have taken Frodo's Ring?
Brian: Why?
Laura: He's obsessed with it!
Brian: So......and your point is...
Laura: I guess your right, it's not that bad.
Laura notices a Chinese guard outside the cell.
Laura: Um, excuse me, what time is it?
Chinese Guard: It's pretzel time!
Brian: Dude! It's the dude from the Oak Park Mall!
Me, Brian, and Laura start laughing hysterically.
Jay: I don't get it.
Me: It's another inside joke.
Jay: You have too many inside jokes.
Me: You wanna hear another!
Jay: I guess.
Me: Hey, standing flamingo!
Laura: Hey waddling penguin!
Laura and I crack up.
Jay: You guys are soooooo random.
A/N: Hey, it's kinda hard to believe Laura and I really act like that.
Me: I wish I had money.
Laura: I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
Me: Dr. Pepper rules!
Laura: ROCK ON!
Me: Hey, I wish we weren't going to be lynched.
Jay: Type it on your computer!
Me: I told you, it's out of order.
Laura: Hey, the Chinese guard is asleep!
Me: So....
Laura: He has the keys.
Me: So.....
Laura: HE'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE CELL!
Me: So......
Laura: WE COULD TAKE THE KEYS AND ESCAPE!
Me: So........Oh wait! I get what you're saying!
Laura: Finally!
I walk over and wake the guard up.
Me: Hey, we could have escaped, and you might have lost your job.
Laura: YOU RETARD!
But what Laura didn't realize, was that he was Chinese, so he couldn't understand me.
Chinese Dude: *looks at me confused* It's pretzel time!
Then the Chinese dude falls asleep.
Laura: Thank God! You almost ruined our plan of escape!
Me: OHHHHHHHHHH, that's what you meant! You wanted to escape.
Brian: Laura, your friend is a bit slow...
Me: A bit! Dude, I am soooooo slow! You should se me try to catch or run away from other people! I just can't! I hate running!
Laura: Yeah, you're right, Brian....
Jay: Hey, I'm gonna get the keys now...
Jay reaches his hands through the bars to get the keys, when all of a sudden...
Random Karate Chick: Hey! What do you think you're doing!
Us: Uhhhhhh, nothing.
RKC: Not you, HIM! *points to Chinese Dude* What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you have any clue what time it is?
Chinese Dude: Pretzel time!
RKC: DAMMIT! Go home, and get some sleep, I'll cover for you.
Chinese Dude: *gets far away so we couldn't hear him* he he he, works everytime! Every pretzel time!
RKC: Ok, he's gone! *starts unlocking the door*
Brian: What the hell do you think you're doing?
RKC: Fine, let them hang you.
Jay: Wait! No, I think a better way to put it is, why are you letting us out?
RKC: Well, I know you guys aren't witches and warlocks, plus *goes to a whisper* I know what you carry...
Brian: Airline peanuts?
Brian hands her a packet of airline peanuts.
RKC: NO! The One Ring.
Brian: Is it really all that great?
RKC: YES! You could rule with that Ring!
Brian: So.
Jay: excuse my asking, but who are you?
RKC: My name is Melissa, but I love the ocean, so people usually call me Melissa Ocean.
Me: Yeah, I love video games, but people call me Amanda, not Amanda Video Games.
Melissa Ocean: Hey, I put you in my story you little ingrate!
Me: Hey, I put you in mine! Ingrate!
Melissa Ocean: Ok, let's make peace.
Me: Fine *I hold up my fingers to make a peace sign*
Melissa Ocean: Oh, it's good enough for me.
Me: Me too! ^-^
Melissa Ocean: ^-^
Laura: Let's go! I hear someone!
*meanwhile*
Link: *yawns* It's almost morning, let's feed the prizoners...
Gandalf: Wait, I'm a wizard! Like, why didn't I get thrown in?
Link: It's different with you, they were warlocks and witches, you're a wizard.
Gandalf: And the difference is...
Link: Hello! The name, duh!
Gandalf: Like, ok...
Saria comes running back frantically.
Link: What's wrong?
Saria: Well, I went to check on the prizoners, and they're...gone!
Link: YOU LOST THEM!?!??!?!
Saria: Hey, I didn't lose them! I just went to check on them!
Link: You should have checked sooner!
Darunia: ROCKS!
Picks up something that fell out of Saria's hand.
Darunia: This is a weird looking rock...
Saria: Don't eat that!
Grabs it from Darunia.
Saria: They left a letter!
Letter: Ha ha ha suckers! We escaped! And guess what else, we have your precious Ring! Well, we'll see you later (when you're not trying to kill us). Buh bye!
-Prizoners
All: Ohhhhh crap.
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Hey, I'm tired, I'm going to bed...see ya!
-Amanda
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Me: Oh crap.
Jay: What?
Me: Mom's gonna kill me if she found out I was in prison....
Laura: That's why we won't tell her.
Brian: Check out what I jacked from Frodo.
Brian pulls out the one Ring.
Laura: Holy crap, do you know what that is?!?!?!?!
Brian: The One Ring to rule them all?
Laura: NO! Something really shiny!
Brian: I wonder what we could do with shiny things...
Laura: Something cool!
Me: And awesome!
Jay: And.........cool!
Laura: That's what I said!
Brian: That's naughty.
A/N: Inside joke.
Jay: Well, you guys took all the good ones.
Laura: No, there is still freaking cool, rock on, awesomeness, really awesome, and junk like that!
Jay: Hey, I am older than you buy some amount of years!
Laura: How many!
Jay: Well, the authoress doesn't quiet know how old I am, so neither do I!
Brain: Laura, I guess this'll be our last night together...
Laura: Yup.....so let's make out!
Brian: Well, I was thinking of something else...
Laura: Is it naughty?
Brian: No.....*pulls out the one Ring* Will you marry me?
Laura: YES!
Brian: Hey, can anyone here marry someone?
Jay: Well, my dad's a pastor...
Laura: Good enough for me!
Jay: I now pronounce you man and wife!
Brian: Hey, now that we're married, wanna have a kid!
Laura: I don't think I'm ready.
Brian: Come on! We're going to die tomorrow!
Laura: This is something you need to think about.
Brian: So is marriage, but you said yes to that in a heart beat!
Laura: Ok.
A kid pops up.
Laura: Is that how you have kids?
Me: No, but I gave you a kid, because if watching you make out was gross, then I don't want to see you having...
Laura: OK! Amanda I get it!
Brian: What should we name it?
Laura: Ffej!
Brian: What?!?!?!?
Laura: It's Jeff backwards!
Brian: On no, did Amanda give you that idea!
Me: Yup, I am obsessed with backwards names!
Brian: Well, ok, Ffej is a cool name!
Laura: Yes, it's awesome.
Me: Awesomness.
Jay: Rock on.
Laura: See, you're getting the hang of it!
Ffej: Mama!
Laura: Ha! I knew he'd say mom first!
Brian: What the crap!
Ffej: Cwap!
Laura: Look what you taught him!
Brian: Me?!?!?! You're the one who always say it!
Laura: But he said it after you said it!
Brian: WHAT THE F***!
Fefj: F***!
Brian: Look what you taught him now!
Laura: Me?!?!?!? You JUST said it!
Brian: Holy s*** I did not!
Ffej: S***! ^-^
Laura: Don't make me consider a divorce!
Me: I could make him disappear 'till you're ready to have a kid.
Laura: NOOOO!
Brian: Stop being a b****! We're not ready!
Ffej: *points to me* b****! ^-^
I type something on my computer and Ffej disappears.
Jay: That was strange...
Brian: I kinda miss the little tyke.
Laura: You said you wanted him gone!
Brian: I guess you don't know what you got 'till it's gone...They paved paradise to put up a parking lot!
Laura: Ohhhhh, bop bop, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bop bop.
Brian: They paved paradise, to put up a parking lot!
Jay: Stop! Please don't sing anymore! It's bad enogh with the thought of having to be lynched! Now we have to sing!
Laura: Hey! It lifts our spirits!
Jay: Well, as long as you've stopped making out...
Brian: Thanks for reminding us!
Laura: Hey, are you sure you should have taken Frodo's Ring?
Brian: Why?
Laura: He's obsessed with it!
Brian: So......and your point is...
Laura: I guess your right, it's not that bad.
Laura notices a Chinese guard outside the cell.
Laura: Um, excuse me, what time is it?
Chinese Guard: It's pretzel time!
Brian: Dude! It's the dude from the Oak Park Mall!
Me, Brian, and Laura start laughing hysterically.
Jay: I don't get it.
Me: It's another inside joke.
Jay: You have too many inside jokes.
Me: You wanna hear another!
Jay: I guess.
Me: Hey, standing flamingo!
Laura: Hey waddling penguin!
Laura and I crack up.
Jay: You guys are soooooo random.
A/N: Hey, it's kinda hard to believe Laura and I really act like that.
Me: I wish I had money.
Laura: I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
Me: Dr. Pepper rules!
Laura: ROCK ON!
Me: Hey, I wish we weren't going to be lynched.
Jay: Type it on your computer!
Me: I told you, it's out of order.
Laura: Hey, the Chinese guard is asleep!
Me: So....
Laura: He has the keys.
Me: So.....
Laura: HE'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE CELL!
Me: So......
Laura: WE COULD TAKE THE KEYS AND ESCAPE!
Me: So........Oh wait! I get what you're saying!
Laura: Finally!
I walk over and wake the guard up.
Me: Hey, we could have escaped, and you might have lost your job.
Laura: YOU RETARD!
But what Laura didn't realize, was that he was Chinese, so he couldn't understand me.
Chinese Dude: *looks at me confused* It's pretzel time!
Then the Chinese dude falls asleep.
Laura: Thank God! You almost ruined our plan of escape!
Me: OHHHHHHHHHH, that's what you meant! You wanted to escape.
Brian: Laura, your friend is a bit slow...
Me: A bit! Dude, I am soooooo slow! You should se me try to catch or run away from other people! I just can't! I hate running!
Laura: Yeah, you're right, Brian....
Jay: Hey, I'm gonna get the keys now...
Jay reaches his hands through the bars to get the keys, when all of a sudden...
Random Karate Chick: Hey! What do you think you're doing!
Us: Uhhhhhh, nothing.
RKC: Not you, HIM! *points to Chinese Dude* What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you have any clue what time it is?
Chinese Dude: Pretzel time!
RKC: DAMMIT! Go home, and get some sleep, I'll cover for you.
Chinese Dude: *gets far away so we couldn't hear him* he he he, works everytime! Every pretzel time!
RKC: Ok, he's gone! *starts unlocking the door*
Brian: What the hell do you think you're doing?
RKC: Fine, let them hang you.
Jay: Wait! No, I think a better way to put it is, why are you letting us out?
RKC: Well, I know you guys aren't witches and warlocks, plus *goes to a whisper* I know what you carry...
Brian: Airline peanuts?
Brian hands her a packet of airline peanuts.
RKC: NO! The One Ring.
Brian: Is it really all that great?
RKC: YES! You could rule with that Ring!
Brian: So.
Jay: excuse my asking, but who are you?
RKC: My name is Melissa, but I love the ocean, so people usually call me Melissa Ocean.
Me: Yeah, I love video games, but people call me Amanda, not Amanda Video Games.
Melissa Ocean: Hey, I put you in my story you little ingrate!
Me: Hey, I put you in mine! Ingrate!
Melissa Ocean: Ok, let's make peace.
Me: Fine *I hold up my fingers to make a peace sign*
Melissa Ocean: Oh, it's good enough for me.
Me: Me too! ^-^
Melissa Ocean: ^-^
Laura: Let's go! I hear someone!
*meanwhile*
Link: *yawns* It's almost morning, let's feed the prizoners...
Gandalf: Wait, I'm a wizard! Like, why didn't I get thrown in?
Link: It's different with you, they were warlocks and witches, you're a wizard.
Gandalf: And the difference is...
Link: Hello! The name, duh!
Gandalf: Like, ok...
Saria comes running back frantically.
Link: What's wrong?
Saria: Well, I went to check on the prizoners, and they're...gone!
Link: YOU LOST THEM!?!??!?!
Saria: Hey, I didn't lose them! I just went to check on them!
Link: You should have checked sooner!
Darunia: ROCKS!
Picks up something that fell out of Saria's hand.
Darunia: This is a weird looking rock...
Saria: Don't eat that!
Grabs it from Darunia.
Saria: They left a letter!
Letter: Ha ha ha suckers! We escaped! And guess what else, we have your precious Ring! Well, we'll see you later (when you're not trying to kill us). Buh bye!
-Prizoners
All: Ohhhhh crap.
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Hey, I'm tired, I'm going to bed...see ya!
-Amanda