Hullo! This chapter is going to be hilarious! (or at least I hope it is) Oh well, we'll let you be the judge, so sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh so hard you crap your pants!
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Chapter 30 The Chase Is On!
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Link: Wait! We can't read, how do we know the letter says that?
Meagan: Because she left me with the ability to read!
Impa: Woah, I totally forgot about you!
Meagan: I know, it's because I always prefer to be left out so I can read…
Link: Well, you can't hide anymore, we need you to read stuff for us.
Meagan: But...but…I won't be able to read!
Link: SO WHAT! Anyway, you'll end up reading, just not as much.
Meagan: T_T
*meanwhile*
Laura: Hey, are we still married?
Brian: Uhhhhhh…I think so.
Laura: Cool!
We are somewhere in Hyrule field.
Me: I'm hungry.
Brian: Fatty.
Me: So, I'm broke, that means you have to buy me food.
Brian: Crap. That suck. Well, we could let you starve…
Laura: NO! She's one of my only friends, besides the guys, who isn't turning into a prep!
Brian: So, then you could just have guy friends, and the other girls that haven't turned into preps.
Laura: But me and Amanda hang out a lot, and if she dies the story won't go on, SO FEED HER!
Brian: Fine!
Laura: And anyway, I'm hungry too.
Jay: Me too.
Brian: Ok, I'll get food for Amanda and Laura but not you!
Jay: Go ahead, I have money.
Me: Oh, money doesn't work here.
Jay and Brian: Then what does?!?!?!?!
Me: Rupees! ^-^
I pull out a bag of rupees,
Brian: I thought you said you were broke!
Me: I lied so I could get some free food.
Brian: Well, I don't have any rupees, could I borrow some?
Me: I dunno…I'll have to think about that. *I eye Brian evilly*
Brian: Please?
Me: If I can call you Nairb forever.
Brian: *mumbles something*
Me: What was that.
Brian: *in a low voice* I said fine.
Me: *in sing song voice* I caaannnnnnnn't heeeeaaaarrr yoooooooouuuu!
Brian: I SAID FINE!
Me: YAY!
I hand Brian a bag of rupees.
Laura: What about me?
I hand Laura a bag of rupees.
Jay could I have some?
Me: Sure!
I hand Jay a bag of rupees.
Melissa Ocean: Can I have some?
Me: Well, I still want a bag of rupees, and I only had four, sorry.
Melissa Ocean: T_T
Me: I'm just joking! Here you go! ^-^
I had Melissa a bag of rupees.
Melissa Ocean: YAY!
*we walk for a while longer and we get to Kakiro Village*
Jay: Wow! This place has a lot of chickens!
Some random chick comes up and slaps Jay.
Laura: Holy s***!
I'm lauging so hard my face falls off.
Laura: *picks up my face* Here, Amanda, you might need this.
I put my face on.
Me: Thanks.
Jay: Why did you slap me?!?!?!
RC: Because they are NOT chickens, they are cucoos!
Jay: Are they edible?
RC: I don't know why you'd want to know, but yes they are.
RC leaves.
Brian: That was strange.
Laura: Oh yeah, this stuff happens all the time.
Brian: Crap.
Me: I like it!
Jay: Did she say they were edible?
Me: Yeah.
Jay: Then we could eat them, instead of spending our money!
I start craking up.
Jay: What?
Me: *snicker* go ahead! *snicker* kill it! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Jay: Okkkkkkkkk...
Jay grabs a peice of wood and hits the cucoo three times.
Cucoo: CUUUUUUCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All of a sudden, a buch of cucoos come and start pecking crap out of Jay.
Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me, Brian, and Laura laugh hysterically.
Jay: You knew this would happen didn't you?!?!?! *Is frantically running away from cukoos*
Laura: I didn't.
Brian: I didn't.
Me: *snicker* I DID! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I told, you, I've played Zelda a million times! I know EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!
Jay is still running around frantically.
Jay: How do you stop them?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Well, usually I run into a house.
Jay *runs into a house*
We see the cucoos blow up.
Me: I always wondered what happens to the cucoos, when you enter a house....
We wait an hour for Jay to come out.
Laura: Why hasn't he come out yet?
Brian: I dunno, but it's naughty, maybe we should just leave him.
Me: NO!
Melissa Ocean: Why do you care so much?
Laura: Heh...he...he...I know.
Brian: Me too.
Me: I just don't like leaving people behind, good grief you don't have to tease me abou it!
Laura: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhht...
Melissa Ocean: Well, let's go check on him.
We walk into the house,
Jay: *sitting in a corner rocking back and fourth, repeatedly muttering...* Soooo many cucoos!
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jay: *snaps out of it* Hey, it's not funny!
We continue to laugh, and suddenly we stop.
Jay: What?
All: O.O
Something slowly comes down from the ceiling behind Jay.
All: O.O
Jay: O.o
Laura: Dude, what is that?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Brian: I dunno, but it's naughty.
Me: I know what it is! We're in the Skulltula House! ^-^
Jay turns around and sees a freakish spider/human dangling from the ceiling.
Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs behind on of the crates in the house*
Me: They're not going to hurt us! *Goes over and shakes hands with the spiders hand/leg thing*
Brian: So, if they won't hurt us, I can do this?!?!?! *hits the skulltula with a stick*
Skulltula: Hey, not cool, man! *spins around really fast, knocking Brian five feet in the air, and he crashes through the crate Jay was hiding behind*
Brian: I thought you said they couldn't hurt us!
Me: I lied.
Laura: You're goin' to hell if you lie!
Me: See you there, Laura!
Laura: I know, ROCK ON!
A/N: I give Laura full credit for any rock on's in this story.
A/N for the A/N: Inside joke, now back to our regularly schedualed program.
Melissa Ocean: Hey wait, why didn't you come back outside, Jay? That;s why we came in here.
Jay: I was afraid those stupid birds would would still be there,
2 rabid cucoos break through the wall.
Cucoo: CUCOO! CUCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: RUN!
Skulltula: Hey, you'd better pay for the broken wall, you crazy kids!
*meanwhile*
Link: I wish I couls read.
Meagan: Haha! I can but you can't! SUCKER!
Link: *evil glare* shut up...
Meagan: I'm just stating the facts.
Link: But you're doing it in a way that hurts my feelings! I wish I could die! *throws himself on the floor with his head in his arms, crying*
Darunis: Dude, when I cried, I didn't throw a fit like that!
Link: So what! I still wish I could die! *buries his head back ins his arma and continues crying*
Impa: You're such a little wimp.
Link: You're so unfair! *continues to cry dramatically*
Ganondorf: We really should get going.
Link: I'm too depressed! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! *Is still sobbing like a 2 year old that dropped their ice cream on the side walk and it got covered in ants and their mommy wouldn't buy them a new on*
Charlotte: Knowing Amanda, she could be anywhere!
Meagan: You're such a traitor.
Charlotte: Me?
Meagan: Yes!
Charlotte: Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Meagan: Because she's your friend, and you're trying to hunt her down!
Charlotte: I WAS her friend before I knew she was a witch, and I was born in the 1200's, so I don't know what a "lighter" is, or whatever they said it was.
Meagan: I was born in the 1200's too! ^-^
Charlotte: Ok! ^-^
Impa: Are witches really that bad?
Link: Yes! Look at how Ganondorf anf Gandalf turned out!
*Shows Ganondorf burning things up and Gandalf hitting on male Zoras, frozen in the water.
Impa: Ok, I get your point. But if they're warlocks, shouldn't we kill them?
Link: Well, I said they were wizards, but they can be warlocks now.
All: KILL 'UM!
Ganondorf and Gandalf start running away.
Ganondorf: You know *pant* I really can't *pant* stand you *pant pant*
Gandalf: You're hot *pant* and buff!
Ganondorf: I may not have *pant* mentioned it *pant* but I'm homophobic...*pant*
Gandalf: Hey silly buns, *pant* that isn't nice!
Ganondorf: WILL YOU STOP SAYING *pant* SILLY BUNS! WE NEED TO GO FIND *pant* THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE ACCUSED OF *pant* BEING WARLOCKS/WITCHES!
Gandalf: You got that right *pant* silly buns!
Ganondorf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
Ganondorf and Gandalf run off, trying to find us.
Link: Awwwwww man! They got away!
Frozen Zora: Hey, you still haven't let me out yet!
Link: Will you SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?!?!? Sorry, we can't stick around, we need to go get the Ring back!
Everyone runs off with Link.
Frozen Zora: Not cool man, so not cool!
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Ok, so that is chapter 30! Laura helped me with it! Or at least half of it! Ok, I'm gonna work on the next chapter now! See ya!
-Amanda
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Chapter 30 The Chase Is On!
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Link: Wait! We can't read, how do we know the letter says that?
Meagan: Because she left me with the ability to read!
Impa: Woah, I totally forgot about you!
Meagan: I know, it's because I always prefer to be left out so I can read…
Link: Well, you can't hide anymore, we need you to read stuff for us.
Meagan: But...but…I won't be able to read!
Link: SO WHAT! Anyway, you'll end up reading, just not as much.
Meagan: T_T
*meanwhile*
Laura: Hey, are we still married?
Brian: Uhhhhhh…I think so.
Laura: Cool!
We are somewhere in Hyrule field.
Me: I'm hungry.
Brian: Fatty.
Me: So, I'm broke, that means you have to buy me food.
Brian: Crap. That suck. Well, we could let you starve…
Laura: NO! She's one of my only friends, besides the guys, who isn't turning into a prep!
Brian: So, then you could just have guy friends, and the other girls that haven't turned into preps.
Laura: But me and Amanda hang out a lot, and if she dies the story won't go on, SO FEED HER!
Brian: Fine!
Laura: And anyway, I'm hungry too.
Jay: Me too.
Brian: Ok, I'll get food for Amanda and Laura but not you!
Jay: Go ahead, I have money.
Me: Oh, money doesn't work here.
Jay and Brian: Then what does?!?!?!?!
Me: Rupees! ^-^
I pull out a bag of rupees,
Brian: I thought you said you were broke!
Me: I lied so I could get some free food.
Brian: Well, I don't have any rupees, could I borrow some?
Me: I dunno…I'll have to think about that. *I eye Brian evilly*
Brian: Please?
Me: If I can call you Nairb forever.
Brian: *mumbles something*
Me: What was that.
Brian: *in a low voice* I said fine.
Me: *in sing song voice* I caaannnnnnnn't heeeeaaaarrr yoooooooouuuu!
Brian: I SAID FINE!
Me: YAY!
I hand Brian a bag of rupees.
Laura: What about me?
I hand Laura a bag of rupees.
Jay could I have some?
Me: Sure!
I hand Jay a bag of rupees.
Melissa Ocean: Can I have some?
Me: Well, I still want a bag of rupees, and I only had four, sorry.
Melissa Ocean: T_T
Me: I'm just joking! Here you go! ^-^
I had Melissa a bag of rupees.
Melissa Ocean: YAY!
*we walk for a while longer and we get to Kakiro Village*
Jay: Wow! This place has a lot of chickens!
Some random chick comes up and slaps Jay.
Laura: Holy s***!
I'm lauging so hard my face falls off.
Laura: *picks up my face* Here, Amanda, you might need this.
I put my face on.
Me: Thanks.
Jay: Why did you slap me?!?!?!
RC: Because they are NOT chickens, they are cucoos!
Jay: Are they edible?
RC: I don't know why you'd want to know, but yes they are.
RC leaves.
Brian: That was strange.
Laura: Oh yeah, this stuff happens all the time.
Brian: Crap.
Me: I like it!
Jay: Did she say they were edible?
Me: Yeah.
Jay: Then we could eat them, instead of spending our money!
I start craking up.
Jay: What?
Me: *snicker* go ahead! *snicker* kill it! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Jay: Okkkkkkkkk...
Jay grabs a peice of wood and hits the cucoo three times.
Cucoo: CUUUUUUCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All of a sudden, a buch of cucoos come and start pecking crap out of Jay.
Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me, Brian, and Laura laugh hysterically.
Jay: You knew this would happen didn't you?!?!?! *Is frantically running away from cukoos*
Laura: I didn't.
Brian: I didn't.
Me: *snicker* I DID! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I told, you, I've played Zelda a million times! I know EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!
Jay is still running around frantically.
Jay: How do you stop them?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Well, usually I run into a house.
Jay *runs into a house*
We see the cucoos blow up.
Me: I always wondered what happens to the cucoos, when you enter a house....
We wait an hour for Jay to come out.
Laura: Why hasn't he come out yet?
Brian: I dunno, but it's naughty, maybe we should just leave him.
Me: NO!
Melissa Ocean: Why do you care so much?
Laura: Heh...he...he...I know.
Brian: Me too.
Me: I just don't like leaving people behind, good grief you don't have to tease me abou it!
Laura: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhht...
Melissa Ocean: Well, let's go check on him.
We walk into the house,
Jay: *sitting in a corner rocking back and fourth, repeatedly muttering...* Soooo many cucoos!
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jay: *snaps out of it* Hey, it's not funny!
We continue to laugh, and suddenly we stop.
Jay: What?
All: O.O
Something slowly comes down from the ceiling behind Jay.
All: O.O
Jay: O.o
Laura: Dude, what is that?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Brian: I dunno, but it's naughty.
Me: I know what it is! We're in the Skulltula House! ^-^
Jay turns around and sees a freakish spider/human dangling from the ceiling.
Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs behind on of the crates in the house*
Me: They're not going to hurt us! *Goes over and shakes hands with the spiders hand/leg thing*
Brian: So, if they won't hurt us, I can do this?!?!?! *hits the skulltula with a stick*
Skulltula: Hey, not cool, man! *spins around really fast, knocking Brian five feet in the air, and he crashes through the crate Jay was hiding behind*
Brian: I thought you said they couldn't hurt us!
Me: I lied.
Laura: You're goin' to hell if you lie!
Me: See you there, Laura!
Laura: I know, ROCK ON!
A/N: I give Laura full credit for any rock on's in this story.
A/N for the A/N: Inside joke, now back to our regularly schedualed program.
Melissa Ocean: Hey wait, why didn't you come back outside, Jay? That;s why we came in here.
Jay: I was afraid those stupid birds would would still be there,
2 rabid cucoos break through the wall.
Cucoo: CUCOO! CUCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: RUN!
Skulltula: Hey, you'd better pay for the broken wall, you crazy kids!
*meanwhile*
Link: I wish I couls read.
Meagan: Haha! I can but you can't! SUCKER!
Link: *evil glare* shut up...
Meagan: I'm just stating the facts.
Link: But you're doing it in a way that hurts my feelings! I wish I could die! *throws himself on the floor with his head in his arms, crying*
Darunis: Dude, when I cried, I didn't throw a fit like that!
Link: So what! I still wish I could die! *buries his head back ins his arma and continues crying*
Impa: You're such a little wimp.
Link: You're so unfair! *continues to cry dramatically*
Ganondorf: We really should get going.
Link: I'm too depressed! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! *Is still sobbing like a 2 year old that dropped their ice cream on the side walk and it got covered in ants and their mommy wouldn't buy them a new on*
Charlotte: Knowing Amanda, she could be anywhere!
Meagan: You're such a traitor.
Charlotte: Me?
Meagan: Yes!
Charlotte: Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Meagan: Because she's your friend, and you're trying to hunt her down!
Charlotte: I WAS her friend before I knew she was a witch, and I was born in the 1200's, so I don't know what a "lighter" is, or whatever they said it was.
Meagan: I was born in the 1200's too! ^-^
Charlotte: Ok! ^-^
Impa: Are witches really that bad?
Link: Yes! Look at how Ganondorf anf Gandalf turned out!
*Shows Ganondorf burning things up and Gandalf hitting on male Zoras, frozen in the water.
Impa: Ok, I get your point. But if they're warlocks, shouldn't we kill them?
Link: Well, I said they were wizards, but they can be warlocks now.
All: KILL 'UM!
Ganondorf and Gandalf start running away.
Ganondorf: You know *pant* I really can't *pant* stand you *pant pant*
Gandalf: You're hot *pant* and buff!
Ganondorf: I may not have *pant* mentioned it *pant* but I'm homophobic...*pant*
Gandalf: Hey silly buns, *pant* that isn't nice!
Ganondorf: WILL YOU STOP SAYING *pant* SILLY BUNS! WE NEED TO GO FIND *pant* THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE ACCUSED OF *pant* BEING WARLOCKS/WITCHES!
Gandalf: You got that right *pant* silly buns!
Ganondorf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
Ganondorf and Gandalf run off, trying to find us.
Link: Awwwwww man! They got away!
Frozen Zora: Hey, you still haven't let me out yet!
Link: Will you SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?!?!? Sorry, we can't stick around, we need to go get the Ring back!
Everyone runs off with Link.
Frozen Zora: Not cool man, so not cool!
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Ok, so that is chapter 30! Laura helped me with it! Or at least half of it! Ok, I'm gonna work on the next chapter now! See ya!
-Amanda