Hey, tiz I! Amanda! Isn't that cool, hey I'm gonna bore you with a
few advertisements.
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Laura: Hey guys, yeah, it's me, from the story. It's the same Laura, not a different one. Well, I just thought I'd let you know the main reason you shouldn't smoke.
Readers and Reviewers *all have four or five cigarettes in their mouths*: Why?
Laura: Well, because everyone says it's bad for you.
Readers and Reviewers: Man, if we wanted to hear that, we would have watched local t.v. station commercials!
Laura: Well, ok, then I'll advertise for something else...
Readers and Reviewers: What?
Laura: Well, I'll review about...
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Laura: Wait, no!
But they had already left.
Laura: Crap, well, I'd better not waist any time...I'll just let someone else do a new advertisment........Man, I'm crazy.
Laura: Why?
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Laura continues talking to herself...
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Coach Z: Great jorb there on your lines there, Strong Bad.
Strong Bad: Holy crap! What are you doing here?
Coach Z: You're right, I'ma go shower up.
Strong Bad: gross...
Bubs aka Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids!
Strong Bad: Wow, we should build a monument for the Thnikkaman! The stuff that guy does for us *tear*
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kid.
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High pitched singing voices: Here comes the Thnikkaman!
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Cheat: *talks in cheat talk*
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The Cheat pulls out a glow stick, and they break it open and pour it in Homestarrunners's Mountain Dew.
Homestarrunner: Mountain Dew! *drinks it*
Nothing happens.
Homestarrunner: that was the best video game I ever play!
Strong Bad: Holy crap! I thought they had to pump your stomach when you drink that!
Homestarrunner: Not on me! Owwwwwwww..my stomach hurts!
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Reviewers and Readers: We are smart enough to know that! *looks around nervously*
Melissa: Well, my story is awesome! Or, at least that's what the authoress says...
Me: Yup yup! Tell 'um what it's about! Tell 'um what it's about!
Melissa: Ok...ok...*looks at me like I'm crazy*
Me: Why are you staring at me like that! Why are you staring at me like that! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! You are! You are! WHY ARE YOU STAIRING AT ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU STAIRING AT ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!
Melissa: Ummmm...ok....well, it's pretty random, it's awesome, the authoress loves it....a bit too much *looks at me, and my eyes are glued to the screen, reading her story over and over and over and over and over again*
Me: Must.....read.......story.......
Melissa: Ummmmmm...maybe I should update so she doesn't go crazy.
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Melissa: Well, I MIGHT!
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Laura: ROCK ON!
Me: Yeah.....I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Chapter 31 Oh No, the Lost Woods
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Ganondorf: I wonder where to look for The other accused witches and warlocks/wizards
Gandalf: Well, we're not accused of being a warlock or wizard.....we are one!
Ganondorf: So what!
Gandalf: I just want to find them.
*They were lost somewhere in the Lost Woods*
Ganondorf: How in the world did we end up here.
Gandalf: Well, I said to go here.
Ganondorf: Why?
Gandalf: So we could be alone!
Gandalf runs to Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOO! *tries to shoot him with a ball of magic, but Gandalf dodges it*
Gandalf: Come here, sweet cakes!
Gandalf knocks Ganondorf down on the ground and tries to make out with him.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOO! *is holding Gandalf back*
*meanwhile*
Jay: Hey, where are we?
Me: I know! The Lost Woods!
Laura: Good, so you know how to get us out, right?
Brian: DEAR LORD YOU NEED TO KNOW THE WAY OUT! I SWEAR WE WENT PASS THAT HOLE 5 TIMES ALREADY!
Me: You're probably right....
Melissa Ocean: On no...
Jay: You don't know where we are?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Well, uhhhhhh, I have played and beaten Zelda a billion times, but I only go into the Lost Woods once, and that's at the very beginning....so uhhhhhhh I really don't know where we are.
Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Yeah.....It's true, either that, or they added a new part.
Laura: Amanda......I know what happened.
Me: What?
Laura: Oh, I really don't know.....sorry.
Brian: I'm bored.
All of a sudden they hear a faint noise somewhere in the forest...
Laura: Hey, let's follow the noise!
*meanwhile*
Ganondorf: YOU FREAKIN' PERVE GET OFFA ME!
Ganondorf was still on the floor trying to hold back Gandalf when we walked in.
Me, Jay, Laura, Brian, and Melissa Ocean: O.O
Ganondorf: O.O It's not what it looks like! I swear!
Us: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhht.
Gandalf completely ignores us, and continues trying to make out with Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: PLEASE GET HIM OFFA ME!
So, we decide to help him.
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOO! But he's so hot!
Ganondorf: Dude, just to make sure you don't try that again, I'm gonna tie you up.
Ganondorf ties Gandalf up.
^ ~ Gandalf: This is a big turn on, you know. _____
Ganondorf: GROSS! YOU PERVERT!
Me: Uhhhhhhhh, hey where are we supposed to go?
Jay: I got it! Just to prove we're not witches/warlocks/wizards, we'll destroy the Ring!
All: Well, ok.
All of a sudden a squirrel comes up.
Laura: Whoa!
Me: I know what that is!
Jay: I know, because you've played Zelda so many times!
Me: NOOOOOOO! It's something from my imagination!
Laura: The I'm not quite sure it's safe....
Me: Well, this story came from my imagination.
Laura: I know.....and look how it's turned out.
Me: Oh well, if you want to know what it is, it's a Part Rachael Eckser (made up word) Part Squirrel! But for short its.....PREPS
Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MUST KILL PREPS!
PREPS *looks at Laura with her big teary squirrelly eyes*: Yes.
Laura: O.o Did you just say yes?
PREPS: Yes.
Laura: That doesn't make sense!
PREPS: Yes.
Laura: Amanda! What is it doing!
Me: Oh, it only knows how to say yes.
Another animal walks up.
Me: It's a Part Rob Eckser Part Dog!
Laura: So it's, PREPD?
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhh, I guess.
PREPD and PREPS got in a fight a disappeared.
Laura: That was weird.
All: I know.
*meanwhile*
Meagan: We need to find those witches and wizards and warlocks!
Link: How?
Meagan: Follow the trails!
They see a long cord, like the one that connects my computer to a wall.
Link: We should have known she was a witch from the moment she typed on her computer and everything happened.
Impa: I knew she was no good.
Some random fish jumps out of the water.
RF: Hey, it's me, Mike the magic fish!
Gollum: Fishesssss, preciousssssssss.
Gollum grabs the fish and eats it.
All: That was weird.
Saria: I'm hungry.
Link: So eat this twig.
Saria eats it.
All: Gross.
Mido: Hey, let's just follow the trail, I want to get the Ring back.
All of a sudden they hear a high pitched scream.
4 Hobbit, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli: A BLACK RIDER!
All: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
The black rider passes.
Link: That was kinda scary.
Frodo: If you knew what happened to me at Weathertop, you'd crap your pants every time you even thought of one.
Link: Gross, so you crapped you pants?
Frodo: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....yeah.......I mean........NOOOOOOOOOO! That's gross.
Everyone backs away from Frodo.
Frodo: What?
Saria: Ummmmm, nothing.
*meanwhile*
Nayru: Well, this didn't turn out the way we planned.
Farore: I know, we just wanted to find the right people to destroy the Ring!
Din: And it's turned to total chaos!
Nayru: We need Attagirl.
Farore: I'll go get het.
Din: I can just warp her here. *warps Attagirl here*
Attagirl: Where am I?
Nayru: You are here, with us...
Farore: The three goddesses of Hyrule.
Attagilr: Oh my goddesses! Can I have your autograph?
3 goddesses: O.o
Din: Not now, but later.
Attagirl: Crap!
Farore: We need you to restore peace with the accused withches/wizards/warlocks and the rest of the group.
Nayru: We really need to have them to gether.
Attagirl: Why?
Din: Well, they have the Ring.
Farore: And they need each other to destroy the Ring.
Attagirl: Why me?
Nayru: Why not?
Din: Any way, you're the only one who seems sane.
Attagirl: Awwwwwww, thanks!
Farore: Well, you need to find some way to get them together.
Attagirl: How do I do that?
Nayru: You'll find a way. They are too insane to for us to figure out.
Attagirl: Ok, so I'll go down there now.
3 goddesses: Buh bye!
Farore: Oh wait! We need to give you this.
Nayru: Use it when you really need our help desperately, and we'll check up every now and then.
Din hands her a necklace with the Triforce on it.
Attagirl is warped to Link's group.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ So, that is chapter 31 I hope you really liked it, the part wasn't as funny with the goddesses, but I really needed to make a good plot, and it gives me something to work with.....Well, I'll be sure to update soon, see ya!
-Amanda
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Laura: Hey guys, yeah, it's me, from the story. It's the same Laura, not a different one. Well, I just thought I'd let you know the main reason you shouldn't smoke.
Readers and Reviewers *all have four or five cigarettes in their mouths*: Why?
Laura: Well, because everyone says it's bad for you.
Readers and Reviewers: Man, if we wanted to hear that, we would have watched local t.v. station commercials!
Laura: Well, ok, then I'll advertise for something else...
Readers and Reviewers: What?
Laura: Well, I'll review about...
Readers and Reviewers: Forget it! *all of them leave*
Laura: Wait, no!
But they had already left.
Laura: Crap, well, I'd better not waist any time...I'll just let someone else do a new advertisment........Man, I'm crazy.
Laura: Why?
Laura: I'm talking to myself.
Laura: Wow, you are crazy!
Laura: So are you! You're talking back!
Laura: I know!
Laura: GO TO HELL!
Laura: Hey, if I go to hell, so will you because you're me!
Laura: Crap. Well, then.....go to heaven!
Laura: Cool, I'll see you there!
Laura continues talking to herself...
ADVERTISEMENT 2!
Homestarrunner: Hey, guys, you may know me from may awesome site, homestarrunner.com.
Strong Bad: OR, you may know me, STRONG BAD! I'm awesome and cool, and I'm really the main reason you go to that site.
Coach Z: Great jorb there on your lines there, Strong Bad.
Strong Bad: Holy crap! What are you doing here?
Coach Z: You're right, I'ma go shower up.
Strong Bad: gross...
Bubs aka Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids!
Strong Bad: Wow, we should build a monument for the Thnikkaman! The stuff that guy does for us *tear*
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kid.
Strong Bad: Man, so cool!
High pitched singing voices: Here comes the Thnikkaman!
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids!
Strong Bad: It never gets old!
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kid!
Cheat: *talks in cheat talk*
Strong Bad: That's not a bad idea, I likea the way you're mind works!
The Cheat pulls out a glow stick, and they break it open and pour it in Homestarrunners's Mountain Dew.
Homestarrunner: Mountain Dew! *drinks it*
Nothing happens.
Homestarrunner: that was the best video game I ever play!
Strong Bad: Holy crap! I thought they had to pump your stomach when you drink that!
Homestarrunner: Not on me! Owwwwwwww..my stomach hurts!
Strong Bad: YES! Now he gets to his stomach pumped!
Homestarrunner: No, just bad gas...
Strong Bad: HOLY CRAP!
Me: Hey, if you like what you read...please visit www.homestarrunner.com please and thank you!
Strong Bad: Check out my sb e-mails!
Marzipan: Or my answering machine!
Homestarrunner: Or my site!
Coach Z: Or my cartoon...A Jorb Well Done.
Bubs: Or my concession stand!
Strong Sad: Or how depressed I am...
Cheat: Mrrrmrmmrmrmm...mememrmrmemrmrmrm...moommrmrmemrmem
ADVERTISEMENT 3!
Charlotte: Hey, I haven't updated my story since, like, forEVER! But, if you still want to read it, it's called SAM! And it's awesome.
ADVERTISEMENT 4!
Melissa Ocean: Hey guys...it's me...Melissa Ocean. As if you couldn't tell.
Reviewers and Readers: We are smart enough to know that! *looks around nervously*
Melissa: Well, my story is awesome! Or, at least that's what the authoress says...
Me: Yup yup! Tell 'um what it's about! Tell 'um what it's about!
Melissa: Ok...ok...*looks at me like I'm crazy*
Me: Why are you staring at me like that! Why are you staring at me like that! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! You are! You are! WHY ARE YOU STAIRING AT ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU STAIRING AT ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!
Melissa: Ummmm...ok....well, it's pretty random, it's awesome, the authoress loves it....a bit too much *looks at me, and my eyes are glued to the screen, reading her story over and over and over and over and over again*
Me: Must.....read.......story.......
Melissa: Ummmmmm...maybe I should update so she doesn't go crazy.
Me: * run over to Melissa*: YES! MUST UPDATE!
Melissa: Well, I MIGHT!
Me: Please! Please! Please update!
Melissa: Well....I'd better stop this advertisement so that I can update.
Me: YES GO UPDATE...YOU REALLY SHOULD GO UP.......*I'm cut of by the advertisements switching*
ADVERTISEMENT 5!
Me: Well, uh.......there is no advertisement 5.........so, I guess we can make it go to my story!
Laura: ROCK ON!
Me: Yeah.....I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Chapter 31 Oh No, the Lost Woods
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Ganondorf: I wonder where to look for The other accused witches and warlocks/wizards
Gandalf: Well, we're not accused of being a warlock or wizard.....we are one!
Ganondorf: So what!
Gandalf: I just want to find them.
*They were lost somewhere in the Lost Woods*
Ganondorf: How in the world did we end up here.
Gandalf: Well, I said to go here.
Ganondorf: Why?
Gandalf: So we could be alone!
Gandalf runs to Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOO! *tries to shoot him with a ball of magic, but Gandalf dodges it*
Gandalf: Come here, sweet cakes!
Gandalf knocks Ganondorf down on the ground and tries to make out with him.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOO! *is holding Gandalf back*
*meanwhile*
Jay: Hey, where are we?
Me: I know! The Lost Woods!
Laura: Good, so you know how to get us out, right?
Brian: DEAR LORD YOU NEED TO KNOW THE WAY OUT! I SWEAR WE WENT PASS THAT HOLE 5 TIMES ALREADY!
Me: You're probably right....
Melissa Ocean: On no...
Jay: You don't know where we are?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Well, uhhhhhh, I have played and beaten Zelda a billion times, but I only go into the Lost Woods once, and that's at the very beginning....so uhhhhhhh I really don't know where we are.
Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Yeah.....It's true, either that, or they added a new part.
Laura: Amanda......I know what happened.
Me: What?
Laura: Oh, I really don't know.....sorry.
Brian: I'm bored.
All of a sudden they hear a faint noise somewhere in the forest...
Laura: Hey, let's follow the noise!
*meanwhile*
Ganondorf: YOU FREAKIN' PERVE GET OFFA ME!
Ganondorf was still on the floor trying to hold back Gandalf when we walked in.
Me, Jay, Laura, Brian, and Melissa Ocean: O.O
Ganondorf: O.O It's not what it looks like! I swear!
Us: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhht.
Gandalf completely ignores us, and continues trying to make out with Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: PLEASE GET HIM OFFA ME!
So, we decide to help him.
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOO! But he's so hot!
Ganondorf: Dude, just to make sure you don't try that again, I'm gonna tie you up.
Ganondorf ties Gandalf up.
^ ~ Gandalf: This is a big turn on, you know. _____
Ganondorf: GROSS! YOU PERVERT!
Me: Uhhhhhhhh, hey where are we supposed to go?
Jay: I got it! Just to prove we're not witches/warlocks/wizards, we'll destroy the Ring!
All: Well, ok.
All of a sudden a squirrel comes up.
Laura: Whoa!
Me: I know what that is!
Jay: I know, because you've played Zelda so many times!
Me: NOOOOOOO! It's something from my imagination!
Laura: The I'm not quite sure it's safe....
Me: Well, this story came from my imagination.
Laura: I know.....and look how it's turned out.
Me: Oh well, if you want to know what it is, it's a Part Rachael Eckser (made up word) Part Squirrel! But for short its.....PREPS
Laura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MUST KILL PREPS!
PREPS *looks at Laura with her big teary squirrelly eyes*: Yes.
Laura: O.o Did you just say yes?
PREPS: Yes.
Laura: That doesn't make sense!
PREPS: Yes.
Laura: Amanda! What is it doing!
Me: Oh, it only knows how to say yes.
Another animal walks up.
Me: It's a Part Rob Eckser Part Dog!
Laura: So it's, PREPD?
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhh, I guess.
PREPD and PREPS got in a fight a disappeared.
Laura: That was weird.
All: I know.
*meanwhile*
Meagan: We need to find those witches and wizards and warlocks!
Link: How?
Meagan: Follow the trails!
They see a long cord, like the one that connects my computer to a wall.
Link: We should have known she was a witch from the moment she typed on her computer and everything happened.
Impa: I knew she was no good.
Some random fish jumps out of the water.
RF: Hey, it's me, Mike the magic fish!
Gollum: Fishesssss, preciousssssssss.
Gollum grabs the fish and eats it.
All: That was weird.
Saria: I'm hungry.
Link: So eat this twig.
Saria eats it.
All: Gross.
Mido: Hey, let's just follow the trail, I want to get the Ring back.
All of a sudden they hear a high pitched scream.
4 Hobbit, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli: A BLACK RIDER!
All: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
The black rider passes.
Link: That was kinda scary.
Frodo: If you knew what happened to me at Weathertop, you'd crap your pants every time you even thought of one.
Link: Gross, so you crapped you pants?
Frodo: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....yeah.......I mean........NOOOOOOOOOO! That's gross.
Everyone backs away from Frodo.
Frodo: What?
Saria: Ummmmm, nothing.
*meanwhile*
Nayru: Well, this didn't turn out the way we planned.
Farore: I know, we just wanted to find the right people to destroy the Ring!
Din: And it's turned to total chaos!
Nayru: We need Attagirl.
Farore: I'll go get het.
Din: I can just warp her here. *warps Attagirl here*
Attagirl: Where am I?
Nayru: You are here, with us...
Farore: The three goddesses of Hyrule.
Attagilr: Oh my goddesses! Can I have your autograph?
3 goddesses: O.o
Din: Not now, but later.
Attagirl: Crap!
Farore: We need you to restore peace with the accused withches/wizards/warlocks and the rest of the group.
Nayru: We really need to have them to gether.
Attagirl: Why?
Din: Well, they have the Ring.
Farore: And they need each other to destroy the Ring.
Attagirl: Why me?
Nayru: Why not?
Din: Any way, you're the only one who seems sane.
Attagirl: Awwwwwww, thanks!
Farore: Well, you need to find some way to get them together.
Attagirl: How do I do that?
Nayru: You'll find a way. They are too insane to for us to figure out.
Attagirl: Ok, so I'll go down there now.
3 goddesses: Buh bye!
Farore: Oh wait! We need to give you this.
Nayru: Use it when you really need our help desperately, and we'll check up every now and then.
Din hands her a necklace with the Triforce on it.
Attagirl is warped to Link's group.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ So, that is chapter 31 I hope you really liked it, the part wasn't as funny with the goddesses, but I really needed to make a good plot, and it gives me something to work with.....Well, I'll be sure to update soon, see ya!
-Amanda