Hey, It's a me! Amanda! Hey, ok, so I'll do the advertisements, and
then I'll go on to the story, earlier, I said I was going to do
advertisements before every chapter, but I forgot to do so. So, I am still
going on with my plan to do advertisements, they really have nothing to do
with the story...so if you don't want to read them, you really don't have to,
but they're pretty hilarious, and you might see something you'd like to
check out. Oh, and if you want me to advertise something, just send me a
review saying so, and I will, it can be for anything really...well, I guess I
should get on with them.
ADVERTISEMENT 1!
Director: Take one!
Me: Do you like video game tunes?
Random Person: Not really, I'm more of a heavy metal person.
Director: CUT!
Me: NO NO NO! Fallow your lines!
Director: Take two!
Me: Do you like video game tunes?
Random Person: *in a very bored voice* yes.....they are my favorite kind of music...woo hoo.
Director: CUT!
Me: More enthusiasm!
Director: Take three!
Random Person: Take three what? Lollipops?
Director: CUT
Me: Take three! It means that's the third time we've tried to shoot this freakin' advertisement!
Random Person: WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Not the shoot you're thinking of, but if you can't cooperate, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU!
Random Person: I can't work with someone who is going to try to shoot me! I QUIT!
Director: Well, crap, now we can't shoot this advertisement!
Me: Why? We can get somebody else!
Director: Do you know anyone who is willing to shoot a commercial for something as lame as video game tunes?
Me: Yes! And video game tunes are NOT lame!
Director: Whatever you say....so who is it?
Me: LAURA!
Laura: You called?
Me: Yup!
Laura: What for?
Me: We're going to shoot a commercial for video game tunes!
Laura: ROCK ON! I love shooting things!
Me: No, not that kind, we're going to film a commercial.
Laura: Then why did you say shoot?
Me: Nevermind.
Director: Take four!
Me: Do you like video game tunes?
Laura: What are video game tunes?
Me: Songs you'd hear on video games!
Laura: Ohhhh, I love 'um. Especially the one that goes like this! Dun dunnnn dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. Dunnn dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn! DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
Me: Hey! I love that one too!
Laura: Yeah I know!
Me: If you've ever heard a song that you loved from a video game, then check out www.vgmusic.com.
Laura: What's on it!
Me: Every possible song you could think of! Any thing from Zelda to Kingdom Hearts to Halo!
Laura: Awesome, I need to check it out!
Director: CUT! That was perfect!
Laura and Me: YAY!
A/N: Just to let you know, www.vgmusic.com is a REAL site, I'm listening to it right now.
ADVERTISEMENT 2!
Brandy: Hey, you may remember me from Amanda's story, GOLLUM! Yes, it is I. The one who loves Pippin. *stares off into space, thinks of how awesome Pippin is*
Me: Snap out of it and get on with your advertisement!
Brandy: Oh, yeah, riiiiiiiiight.
Me: No, I'm serious.
Brandy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. *continues to think of Pippin, still not thinking that I am serious*
Me: LOOK IT'S PIPPIN!
Brandy: WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Got you! April fools!
Brandy: *in sarcastic voice* You're an awesome person, APRIL FOOLS!
Me: Hey, that's not cool. I'm not letting you advertise.
Brandy: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF GUM!
Me: Ok! ^-^
Brandy hands me a piece of gum.
Brandy: Like I was saying, I'm in Amanda's story, and I love Pippin, be he does not love me....T_T Well, in my story, Pippin and I fall madly in love, but there is some humor.
Me: You can't make something like that humorous.
Brandy: You stay out of this, ok.
Me: It's my story
Brandy: I'll give you a piece of gum.
Me: Make it two and you got a deal.
Brandy hands me three pieces of gum, only meaning to hand her two, but I never tell her she handed me a extra piece of gum.
Brandy: Like I said, it's humorous, and I put Amanda in my story.
Me: That's where it starts getting funny.
Brandy: Shut up!
Me: Fine!
Brandy: Yeah, it gets funny, Pippin proposes to me with the One Ring, and Frodo goes crazy, so we decide to destroy it.
Me: In other words, read it because she's my little sister.
Brandy: Hey! *yells at me for ruining her advertisement or something, I can't really tell because I'm not listening*
ADVERTISMENT 3!
Me: Well, I have nothing to advertise, so I'll advertise for my story!
Reviewers and Readers: No! Just get on with the story!
Me: Fine!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Chapter 32 Dumber and Not So Dumb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Link: WE NEED TO KILL THOSE WITHCHES/WIZARDS/WARLOCKS!
All: Yeah!
Link: So let's go find them!
All: Yeah!
*meanwhile*
Me: Hey, do any of you know where we are?
All: no.
Gandalf: Could you untie me? It's like, hard to walk with ropes on.
All: NO!
Gandalf: Like, FINE!
Ganondorf: I will kill you someday Gandalf.
Gandalf: I'd do anything for you, sugar.
Ganondorf: *shivers* You really creep me out. You have officially made me homophobic.
Gandalf: Don't be hatin'!
Me: Look! A carriage thingy!
All: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Laura: Don't you think this is kind of suspicious, finding a carriage out here is he Lost Woods?
Me: No, I'm too stupid to put things together like that.
Laura: I forgot who I was talking to.
Me: You sure did! I'm as simple as Eggos!
Laura: How simple are those?
Me: I don't know, I just like saying Eggos!
Laura: You know I like saying better than Eggos?
Me: What?
Laura: Thnikkaman!
Me: I know, that is soooooooo cool to say. Thnikkaman!
Laura: Heh he he.....Thnikkaman!
Me: Thnikka
Laura: Thnikka
Me: Thnikka
Laura: Thnikka
Me: Thnikka
Laura: Thnikka
Ganondorf: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!??!
Laura: You try Ganondorf! Thnikka!
Ganondorf: *In angry voice* FINE! THNIKKA! Heh he he he he....that IS cool...Thnikka!
Gandalf: I'll say it for you sugar! Thnikka!
Ganondorf: YOU WILL NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!
Gandalf: Like, I said, I'll do anything for you, I'll never say ******* again!
Brian: Hey, I wanna say thnikka! Whoa! That is cool......thnikka!
Melissa: I guess I should try too.......thnikkka!
Jay: I am older, and I've lost joy in the small things, like saying thnikka.....wait! Saying thnikka still seems cool to me......heh he he....thnikka!
Laura: Look what we started, Amanda! Thnikka!
Me: I know! Thnikka!
Laura: This is awesome! Thnikka!
About an hour of saying thnikka, it starts to lose it's touch.
Brian: Ok, it's not that cool anymore.
Jay: I'd have to agree.
Melissa: Me too.
Ganondorf: Yeah, it lost its touch about an half an hour ago.
Me: Heh he he.......thnikka!
Laura: Ha ha ha.......thnikka!
Me and Laura: THNIKKA!
All: Ok, you can stop now!
Me: You guys need to know how to have fun!
Ganondorf: I am a fun guy! *shows Ganondorf beating some random animal*
Laura: No man, that's not fun, you can't beat an animal and have that be fun! You have to do like what me Jay and Amanda did in chapter 12 in the BLOCKBUSTER commercial!
Me: Yeah!
Ganondorf: I AM FUN!
Ganondof says thnikka.
Laura: NO, that's not as fun, because it was our idea, you need to think of something cool like this.
Laura pulls out a paper shredder.
Me: YAY!
Me and Laura shred crap loads of paper.
Ganondorf: Uhhhhhhhh, what about this!
Ganondof does a silly dance.
Laura: No, that's just retarded.
Me and Laura are still shredding paper.
Jay: How do they do it?
Brian: I know, they could just sit there and keep them selves occupied with two pieces of grass.
Melissa: Let's see if they can!
Ganondorf hands me and Laura each a piece of grass.
Laura: YAY!
Me: Slap stick!
Laura: No, slap GRASS!
Me: Oh, yeah, your right.
We slap each other with grass.
Laura: Now, they're grenades!
Me: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I throw the piece of grass at Ganondorf.
Me: BOOM! You're dead! It blew up by you! DIE ALREADY!
Ganondorf: No.
Laura: See, that's what I mean, NO FUN!
Ganondorf: Oh wait! I mean! Awwwwwwwww, you got me!
Me: Too late.
Ganondorf: Crap.
Laura: Thnikka
Me: Hahahahaha, thnikka
Laura: Heh he he
Me: I lose!
Laura: Awwwwww, you remembered!
Brian: I don't get it, what did she lose to?
Laura: She lost because she remembered the game.
Jay: What is, the game?
Me: If you remember the game, you lose.
Brian: Yeah, what's the game?
Laura: That is the game. If you remember "the game" you lose.
Melissa: I still don't know what "the game" is.
Me: That is "the game" If you remember it, you lose.
Ganondorf: You know what, forget it, it's too fun for me to get.
Laura and Me: You're right.
Ganondorf: DO NOT MAKE ME MAD! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF HELL I CAN BRING UPON YOU!
Me: Actually, I can, I've played Zelda a billion times.
Ganondorf: SHUT UP!
Laura: See, no fun at all.
Me: Actually, I love arguing with people bigger than me.
Laura: Ha ha ha.
Ganondorf: I GOT A FUN GAME!
Me and Laura: Ooooooooooo, what?!?!?!?!?
Ganondorf: IT'S CALLED WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU PICK ON PEOPLE BIGGER THAN YOU!
Me and Laura: Ooooooooooooo, how do you play it?
Ganondorf: LIKE THIS!
Ganondorf threw a ball of dark magic at us, and we turn into ashes.
Laura: cool....*poof*
Me: Awesome........*poof*
We form back into people.
Laura: We were wrong Ganondorf, you rock!
Me: You're the second funnest person I ever met!
Ganondorf: Who's the funnest?
Me: Laura!
Laura: And you're the second funnest person for me too.
Ganondorf: Who is the first?
Laura: Amanda!
Laura and Me: YAY!
Jay: Well, I think we should get going, they could find us any minute.
Laura: Yeah, so are we going to ride the carriage?
Brian: Yeah.
Gandalf: Like, where are we going to get the horse?
All *looks at Gandalf evilly*: Heh he he....
Gandalf: Oh, I know you're not thinking of making me a horse and have to pull that?
Melissa: Well, we were just thinking of having you find a horse, but that sounds even better!
Gandalf: Like, crap! I can't pull that by myself, I need someone, like, to help.
Brian: Well, Gandalf can help you pull, he's the strongest.
Jay: What about me? *flexes his arms*
Brian: Ha, they're like spaghetti noodles! *pokes Jays arm* Heh he he
Laura: Ha, that's hilarious!
Me: Ha ha ha!
Ganondorf: I am not pulling the carriage with HIM!
Me: Yes you are!
Ganondorf: Why?
Me: Because I say!
Ganondorf: FINE!
Me, Jay, Brian, Melissa, and Laura: YAY!
We hop in the carriage.
Gandalf: You know, this is just like the ropes, it's a real big turn on.
Ganondorf: *shudders* Hey, wait, where are we headed for first?
Me: Well, we need to find a way out, I'll leave that up to you.
Ganondorf: FINE!
Here is a picture of the carriage...
Pulling carriage: Gandalf Ganondorf
Sitting (in order): Me Jay Melissa Brian Laura
I did that so you could kinda tell where everyone sits.
Me: * tap Laura's shoulder* You're it.
Laura: *taps me* no, you're it.
Me: *taps Laura* No, you're it, no touch back, stamp it, no erasies.
Laura: *taps me* erasies, you're it no touch backs, DOUBLE stamp it, no erasies.
Me: *taps Laura* double erasies, no touch backs, triple stamp it, no erasies.
Laura: You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
Me: Uh huh.
Laura: Nuh uh.
Me: Uh huh.
Laura: Nuh uh.
*continues for 5 minutes*
Melissa: PLEASE GUYS! STOP! Can't we listen to the radio or something?
Brian and Jay: Yeah!
Laura: Well, seeing as there is no radio in the 1200's we can't.
Me: But we can still sing! Ready Laura?
Laura: Ready Amanda!
Me: Mock!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: ing!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: Bird!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: Yeah!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: Mocking bird, don't everybody have you heard!
Laura: Have you heard!
Me: She's gonna buy me a mocking bird!
Laura: Mocking bird!
Me: And if that mocking bird don't sing!
Laura: Don't sing!
Me: She's gonna buy me a diamond!
Laura: Diamond ring!
Melissa: *eye twitches*
Jay: *eye twitches*
Brian: *eye twitches*
Laura: Look, there are some people who want a ride!
There were some Chinese people on the side of the road.
Me: Let 'um in!
Me and Laura: Mock!
Chinese People: Pretzel!
Me and Laura: ing!
Chinese People: Pretzel!
Me and Laura: bird!
Chinese people: Pretzel!
Me and Laura: Pretzel!
Chinese People: Pretzel!
Ganondorf: Look! We're not in the Lost Woods anymore!
All: YAY!
Chinese People: *in Chinese accent* Thank 'oo vedy vedy much!
*meanwhile*
Gollum: Our stoumach is talking, preciousss.
Link: That means it's hungry.
Gollumn's Stomach: You d*** right I'm hungry! He never eats anything in here!
All: O.O
Attagirl: What's wrong with your stomach?
Gollum: We don't know, preciousss.
Gollum's Stomach: It's me! The fish you ate last chapter!
All: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Gollum! What it it with you and the things you eat?!?!?!?!
Impa: Yeah, don't you remember what happened to Navi?!?!?!?!
Gollum: We're sorry, preciousss.
Stomach Fish: yeah, yeah......so, can you eat something, I'm getting hungry.
Gollum: Ok, preciousss.
Gollum open fish is a bottle and eats the fish.
Stomach Fish aka Micheal aka Mike: No, ew, gross!
Gollum: What's wrong preciousss?
Mike: Hello! I'm a fish! I can eat another fish!
Gollum: Fine, what's do you want preciousss?
Mike: I want.....ale!
Gollum: What?!?!?!? We don't drink ale!
Mike: But, I'm an ale drinking fish!
Gollum: Fine, preciousss.
Gollum drank a huge glass of ale.
Mike: Thanks man, you're a pal.
Gollum: We don't like ale, so from now on, we're going to let you starve!
Mike: No! You can't let me starve!
Gollum: And why not, precious?!?!?!
Mike: Because.........I'm a magical fish!
Link: Nooooo! It's magic, it's a wizard fish! Must kill it!
Mike: No! I didn't mean it that way, I meant, I can tell where the witches and wizards and warlocks are.
Link: How do you know about them?
Mike: I read this story!
Link: Oh, so you can tell where they are?
Mike: Ummmm, yeah...I sure can...heh he he(if you can't tell, he's lieing)
Link: This is awesome! It's better than having someone have to read any clues they leave behing! You can go back to reading Meagan.
Meagan: YAY!
Link: So, where are they now.
Mink: Ummmmm...heh...he....he.......Gerudo Valley....
Link: Oh, and if you're lying, I'm gonna have to starve you, then have Gollum digest you.
Mike: Uhhhhh...heh...he....he
Saria: So, Gerudo Valley it is!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Hey, ok, this was chapter 32, ok, so next chapter, well, you'll have to read next chapter to see what happens...I'll see you later! Oh, and remember please review, you can say you want to be in this story, (though I would say I have enough people) or tell me you want me to advertise for you, or just tell me how I am doing, and please don't drive drunk, because you'll die and I'll have one less reviewer......and have a safe trip..er....day.....er.....night.....uh, have a safe anything! I'll update sometime later! Buh bye!
-Amanda
ADVERTISEMENT 1!
Director: Take one!
Me: Do you like video game tunes?
Random Person: Not really, I'm more of a heavy metal person.
Director: CUT!
Me: NO NO NO! Fallow your lines!
Director: Take two!
Me: Do you like video game tunes?
Random Person: *in a very bored voice* yes.....they are my favorite kind of music...woo hoo.
Director: CUT!
Me: More enthusiasm!
Director: Take three!
Random Person: Take three what? Lollipops?
Director: CUT
Me: Take three! It means that's the third time we've tried to shoot this freakin' advertisement!
Random Person: WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Not the shoot you're thinking of, but if you can't cooperate, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU!
Random Person: I can't work with someone who is going to try to shoot me! I QUIT!
Director: Well, crap, now we can't shoot this advertisement!
Me: Why? We can get somebody else!
Director: Do you know anyone who is willing to shoot a commercial for something as lame as video game tunes?
Me: Yes! And video game tunes are NOT lame!
Director: Whatever you say....so who is it?
Me: LAURA!
Laura: You called?
Me: Yup!
Laura: What for?
Me: We're going to shoot a commercial for video game tunes!
Laura: ROCK ON! I love shooting things!
Me: No, not that kind, we're going to film a commercial.
Laura: Then why did you say shoot?
Me: Nevermind.
Director: Take four!
Me: Do you like video game tunes?
Laura: What are video game tunes?
Me: Songs you'd hear on video games!
Laura: Ohhhh, I love 'um. Especially the one that goes like this! Dun dunnnn dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. Dunnn dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn! DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
Me: Hey! I love that one too!
Laura: Yeah I know!
Me: If you've ever heard a song that you loved from a video game, then check out www.vgmusic.com.
Laura: What's on it!
Me: Every possible song you could think of! Any thing from Zelda to Kingdom Hearts to Halo!
Laura: Awesome, I need to check it out!
Director: CUT! That was perfect!
Laura and Me: YAY!
A/N: Just to let you know, www.vgmusic.com is a REAL site, I'm listening to it right now.
ADVERTISEMENT 2!
Brandy: Hey, you may remember me from Amanda's story, GOLLUM! Yes, it is I. The one who loves Pippin. *stares off into space, thinks of how awesome Pippin is*
Me: Snap out of it and get on with your advertisement!
Brandy: Oh, yeah, riiiiiiiiight.
Me: No, I'm serious.
Brandy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. *continues to think of Pippin, still not thinking that I am serious*
Me: LOOK IT'S PIPPIN!
Brandy: WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Got you! April fools!
Brandy: *in sarcastic voice* You're an awesome person, APRIL FOOLS!
Me: Hey, that's not cool. I'm not letting you advertise.
Brandy: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF GUM!
Me: Ok! ^-^
Brandy hands me a piece of gum.
Brandy: Like I was saying, I'm in Amanda's story, and I love Pippin, be he does not love me....T_T Well, in my story, Pippin and I fall madly in love, but there is some humor.
Me: You can't make something like that humorous.
Brandy: You stay out of this, ok.
Me: It's my story
Brandy: I'll give you a piece of gum.
Me: Make it two and you got a deal.
Brandy hands me three pieces of gum, only meaning to hand her two, but I never tell her she handed me a extra piece of gum.
Brandy: Like I said, it's humorous, and I put Amanda in my story.
Me: That's where it starts getting funny.
Brandy: Shut up!
Me: Fine!
Brandy: Yeah, it gets funny, Pippin proposes to me with the One Ring, and Frodo goes crazy, so we decide to destroy it.
Me: In other words, read it because she's my little sister.
Brandy: Hey! *yells at me for ruining her advertisement or something, I can't really tell because I'm not listening*
ADVERTISMENT 3!
Me: Well, I have nothing to advertise, so I'll advertise for my story!
Reviewers and Readers: No! Just get on with the story!
Me: Fine!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Chapter 32 Dumber and Not So Dumb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Link: WE NEED TO KILL THOSE WITHCHES/WIZARDS/WARLOCKS!
All: Yeah!
Link: So let's go find them!
All: Yeah!
*meanwhile*
Me: Hey, do any of you know where we are?
All: no.
Gandalf: Could you untie me? It's like, hard to walk with ropes on.
All: NO!
Gandalf: Like, FINE!
Ganondorf: I will kill you someday Gandalf.
Gandalf: I'd do anything for you, sugar.
Ganondorf: *shivers* You really creep me out. You have officially made me homophobic.
Gandalf: Don't be hatin'!
Me: Look! A carriage thingy!
All: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Laura: Don't you think this is kind of suspicious, finding a carriage out here is he Lost Woods?
Me: No, I'm too stupid to put things together like that.
Laura: I forgot who I was talking to.
Me: You sure did! I'm as simple as Eggos!
Laura: How simple are those?
Me: I don't know, I just like saying Eggos!
Laura: You know I like saying better than Eggos?
Me: What?
Laura: Thnikkaman!
Me: I know, that is soooooooo cool to say. Thnikkaman!
Laura: Heh he he.....Thnikkaman!
Me: Thnikka
Laura: Thnikka
Me: Thnikka
Laura: Thnikka
Me: Thnikka
Laura: Thnikka
Ganondorf: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!??!
Laura: You try Ganondorf! Thnikka!
Ganondorf: *In angry voice* FINE! THNIKKA! Heh he he he he....that IS cool...Thnikka!
Gandalf: I'll say it for you sugar! Thnikka!
Ganondorf: YOU WILL NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!
Gandalf: Like, I said, I'll do anything for you, I'll never say ******* again!
Brian: Hey, I wanna say thnikka! Whoa! That is cool......thnikka!
Melissa: I guess I should try too.......thnikkka!
Jay: I am older, and I've lost joy in the small things, like saying thnikka.....wait! Saying thnikka still seems cool to me......heh he he....thnikka!
Laura: Look what we started, Amanda! Thnikka!
Me: I know! Thnikka!
Laura: This is awesome! Thnikka!
About an hour of saying thnikka, it starts to lose it's touch.
Brian: Ok, it's not that cool anymore.
Jay: I'd have to agree.
Melissa: Me too.
Ganondorf: Yeah, it lost its touch about an half an hour ago.
Me: Heh he he.......thnikka!
Laura: Ha ha ha.......thnikka!
Me and Laura: THNIKKA!
All: Ok, you can stop now!
Me: You guys need to know how to have fun!
Ganondorf: I am a fun guy! *shows Ganondorf beating some random animal*
Laura: No man, that's not fun, you can't beat an animal and have that be fun! You have to do like what me Jay and Amanda did in chapter 12 in the BLOCKBUSTER commercial!
Me: Yeah!
Ganondorf: I AM FUN!
Ganondof says thnikka.
Laura: NO, that's not as fun, because it was our idea, you need to think of something cool like this.
Laura pulls out a paper shredder.
Me: YAY!
Me and Laura shred crap loads of paper.
Ganondorf: Uhhhhhhhh, what about this!
Ganondof does a silly dance.
Laura: No, that's just retarded.
Me and Laura are still shredding paper.
Jay: How do they do it?
Brian: I know, they could just sit there and keep them selves occupied with two pieces of grass.
Melissa: Let's see if they can!
Ganondorf hands me and Laura each a piece of grass.
Laura: YAY!
Me: Slap stick!
Laura: No, slap GRASS!
Me: Oh, yeah, your right.
We slap each other with grass.
Laura: Now, they're grenades!
Me: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I throw the piece of grass at Ganondorf.
Me: BOOM! You're dead! It blew up by you! DIE ALREADY!
Ganondorf: No.
Laura: See, that's what I mean, NO FUN!
Ganondorf: Oh wait! I mean! Awwwwwwwww, you got me!
Me: Too late.
Ganondorf: Crap.
Laura: Thnikka
Me: Hahahahaha, thnikka
Laura: Heh he he
Me: I lose!
Laura: Awwwwww, you remembered!
Brian: I don't get it, what did she lose to?
Laura: She lost because she remembered the game.
Jay: What is, the game?
Me: If you remember the game, you lose.
Brian: Yeah, what's the game?
Laura: That is the game. If you remember "the game" you lose.
Melissa: I still don't know what "the game" is.
Me: That is "the game" If you remember it, you lose.
Ganondorf: You know what, forget it, it's too fun for me to get.
Laura and Me: You're right.
Ganondorf: DO NOT MAKE ME MAD! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF HELL I CAN BRING UPON YOU!
Me: Actually, I can, I've played Zelda a billion times.
Ganondorf: SHUT UP!
Laura: See, no fun at all.
Me: Actually, I love arguing with people bigger than me.
Laura: Ha ha ha.
Ganondorf: I GOT A FUN GAME!
Me and Laura: Ooooooooooo, what?!?!?!?!?
Ganondorf: IT'S CALLED WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU PICK ON PEOPLE BIGGER THAN YOU!
Me and Laura: Ooooooooooooo, how do you play it?
Ganondorf: LIKE THIS!
Ganondorf threw a ball of dark magic at us, and we turn into ashes.
Laura: cool....*poof*
Me: Awesome........*poof*
We form back into people.
Laura: We were wrong Ganondorf, you rock!
Me: You're the second funnest person I ever met!
Ganondorf: Who's the funnest?
Me: Laura!
Laura: And you're the second funnest person for me too.
Ganondorf: Who is the first?
Laura: Amanda!
Laura and Me: YAY!
Jay: Well, I think we should get going, they could find us any minute.
Laura: Yeah, so are we going to ride the carriage?
Brian: Yeah.
Gandalf: Like, where are we going to get the horse?
All *looks at Gandalf evilly*: Heh he he....
Gandalf: Oh, I know you're not thinking of making me a horse and have to pull that?
Melissa: Well, we were just thinking of having you find a horse, but that sounds even better!
Gandalf: Like, crap! I can't pull that by myself, I need someone, like, to help.
Brian: Well, Gandalf can help you pull, he's the strongest.
Jay: What about me? *flexes his arms*
Brian: Ha, they're like spaghetti noodles! *pokes Jays arm* Heh he he
Laura: Ha, that's hilarious!
Me: Ha ha ha!
Ganondorf: I am not pulling the carriage with HIM!
Me: Yes you are!
Ganondorf: Why?
Me: Because I say!
Ganondorf: FINE!
Me, Jay, Brian, Melissa, and Laura: YAY!
We hop in the carriage.
Gandalf: You know, this is just like the ropes, it's a real big turn on.
Ganondorf: *shudders* Hey, wait, where are we headed for first?
Me: Well, we need to find a way out, I'll leave that up to you.
Ganondorf: FINE!
Here is a picture of the carriage...
Pulling carriage: Gandalf Ganondorf
Sitting (in order): Me Jay Melissa Brian Laura
I did that so you could kinda tell where everyone sits.
Me: * tap Laura's shoulder* You're it.
Laura: *taps me* no, you're it.
Me: *taps Laura* No, you're it, no touch back, stamp it, no erasies.
Laura: *taps me* erasies, you're it no touch backs, DOUBLE stamp it, no erasies.
Me: *taps Laura* double erasies, no touch backs, triple stamp it, no erasies.
Laura: You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
Me: Uh huh.
Laura: Nuh uh.
Me: Uh huh.
Laura: Nuh uh.
*continues for 5 minutes*
Melissa: PLEASE GUYS! STOP! Can't we listen to the radio or something?
Brian and Jay: Yeah!
Laura: Well, seeing as there is no radio in the 1200's we can't.
Me: But we can still sing! Ready Laura?
Laura: Ready Amanda!
Me: Mock!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: ing!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: Bird!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: Yeah!
Laura: Yeah!
Me: Mocking bird, don't everybody have you heard!
Laura: Have you heard!
Me: She's gonna buy me a mocking bird!
Laura: Mocking bird!
Me: And if that mocking bird don't sing!
Laura: Don't sing!
Me: She's gonna buy me a diamond!
Laura: Diamond ring!
Melissa: *eye twitches*
Jay: *eye twitches*
Brian: *eye twitches*
Laura: Look, there are some people who want a ride!
There were some Chinese people on the side of the road.
Me: Let 'um in!
Me and Laura: Mock!
Chinese People: Pretzel!
Me and Laura: ing!
Chinese People: Pretzel!
Me and Laura: bird!
Chinese people: Pretzel!
Me and Laura: Pretzel!
Chinese People: Pretzel!
Ganondorf: Look! We're not in the Lost Woods anymore!
All: YAY!
Chinese People: *in Chinese accent* Thank 'oo vedy vedy much!
*meanwhile*
Gollum: Our stoumach is talking, preciousss.
Link: That means it's hungry.
Gollumn's Stomach: You d*** right I'm hungry! He never eats anything in here!
All: O.O
Attagirl: What's wrong with your stomach?
Gollum: We don't know, preciousss.
Gollum's Stomach: It's me! The fish you ate last chapter!
All: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Gollum! What it it with you and the things you eat?!?!?!?!
Impa: Yeah, don't you remember what happened to Navi?!?!?!?!
Gollum: We're sorry, preciousss.
Stomach Fish: yeah, yeah......so, can you eat something, I'm getting hungry.
Gollum: Ok, preciousss.
Gollum open fish is a bottle and eats the fish.
Stomach Fish aka Micheal aka Mike: No, ew, gross!
Gollum: What's wrong preciousss?
Mike: Hello! I'm a fish! I can eat another fish!
Gollum: Fine, what's do you want preciousss?
Mike: I want.....ale!
Gollum: What?!?!?!? We don't drink ale!
Mike: But, I'm an ale drinking fish!
Gollum: Fine, preciousss.
Gollum drank a huge glass of ale.
Mike: Thanks man, you're a pal.
Gollum: We don't like ale, so from now on, we're going to let you starve!
Mike: No! You can't let me starve!
Gollum: And why not, precious?!?!?!
Mike: Because.........I'm a magical fish!
Link: Nooooo! It's magic, it's a wizard fish! Must kill it!
Mike: No! I didn't mean it that way, I meant, I can tell where the witches and wizards and warlocks are.
Link: How do you know about them?
Mike: I read this story!
Link: Oh, so you can tell where they are?
Mike: Ummmm, yeah...I sure can...heh he he(if you can't tell, he's lieing)
Link: This is awesome! It's better than having someone have to read any clues they leave behing! You can go back to reading Meagan.
Meagan: YAY!
Link: So, where are they now.
Mink: Ummmmm...heh...he....he.......Gerudo Valley....
Link: Oh, and if you're lying, I'm gonna have to starve you, then have Gollum digest you.
Mike: Uhhhhh...heh...he....he
Saria: So, Gerudo Valley it is!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Hey, ok, this was chapter 32, ok, so next chapter, well, you'll have to read next chapter to see what happens...I'll see you later! Oh, and remember please review, you can say you want to be in this story, (though I would say I have enough people) or tell me you want me to advertise for you, or just tell me how I am doing, and please don't drive drunk, because you'll die and I'll have one less reviewer......and have a safe trip..er....day.....er.....night.....uh, have a safe anything! I'll update sometime later! Buh bye!
-Amanda