Hey, sorry we haven't updated lately. (and sorry about the 2nd chapter) We own nothing in this story unless you count the evil clones we made up. Please R/R.

Insane: Hey what's wrong with my chapter?!

Crazy: Uh, well, see, it's, STUPID! (crazy runs for her life and insane follows, waving a knife and shouting threats)

Insane: It's not stupid! And i am NOT holding a knife. its a shoe . Now you've gone mad.

crazy: i'm not mad. i am crazy.

Insane: same diff.

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Chapter 3- They Meet

Ron slouched to the Great Hall, trying to hide his black eye. He and Malfoy had met in the hall and Ron had got the worst of the fight until Hermione showed up and put Malfoy in the Full Body Bind. Ron just wished she had sho-

Bump.

"Going some where, Weasly?" Malfoy leaned in close to Ron's face. "What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue? Or did it get your eye?"

"Shoo fly, don't bother me." Ron tried shoving past but was stopped by Crabbe.

"Watch it, Weasly, or-"

"What ever are you doing?" Hermione came out of no where and with just one look flicked her wand. "Moveasafeo." Ron felt a fuzzy feeling and found himself outside the common room.

"Excuse me, but are you RON?"

Ron tuned around and came face-to-face with someone who looked exactly like him.

"I'm Wron, with a w."

They gaped at each other and then both fainted.

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"HI, HARRY!" Harry spun around to find himself face-to-face with two Rons.

"AAAHHHHHH!" He jumped up and went crazy. "WHAT THE HECK? HELP! THIS IS NUTS! I QUIT! END THIS DREAM NOW!" He spun around and saw Harney. "AAA

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" He ran to the Hospital Wing to have a CAT scan.

Wron gave Ron a weird look. "He's not usually that weird," Ron explained. "He's just surprised." He glanced at Harney. "So, what's your friend's name?"

"He's Harney. Hey, want to see the space ship?" Ron nodded furiously.

"ASBSOULUTLY NOT!!" The three spun around and came face-to-face with Snake.

"Professor Snake! Oh, hi."

Ron and Wron spun around and Harney ran. The *evil clone of Snape (Snake) was standing there. "20 points from Grirendorn for your stupidity, Mr. Weasly.

"Grirendorn is my House at Pigpimples," Wron whispered.

"And 20 points from Griffendor for the attempt of visiting an alien ship."

"Griffendor's mine," Ron whispered back.

"Cool." Wron and Ron said at the same time and then fainted.

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*Yes, I know it's hard for they're to be an evil clone of an evil person, but oh well.