Disclaimer--- I am just a poor girl with a dream. Who knows? Maybe one day
someone will write fan fics for something I've written! In the meantime, I
own only one pet bird named Tweety (original huh? *eyes roll from my
readers*) and a driver's permit. Later ya'll!
Chapter 2 ----- I Wanna Be a Real Boy!!!!
"...and WHAT am I going to doooo??" Sirius wined miserably.
James had helped him onto the dresser in their common room, and now Remus and James were gathered around, staring and trying to think. Remus had managed to find the jinx that Lily had used, and had found out that "Facereparvum"* despite the obvious shrinking effect, also lasted for a rough period of six to eight weeks.
Needless to say, Sirius was not overjoyed. The closest thing to a bright point he could find in his situation was that the school year was letting up in two days, and also that in his current situation he had a very good excuse to spend the summer at James'.
At that moment, Professor McGonagall walked in with Peter, who had been sent to retrieve her while trying to look "as inconspicuous as possible" since Sirius didn't want to give Lily any more satisfaction in his situation than she already had.
She started for a moment, then quickly left the room and moved down the stairway landing a bit, but not far enough to where they couldn't hear the howling laughter. It stopped after a moment, and the Professor reappeared, straightening her hat and ignoring the scowls that came from Sirius' direction.
"Well, Mr. Black, you certainly do seem to have once again managed to get yourself into a very interesting situation" she scolded. "It is fortunate for you that classes are nearing an end."
"What am I gonna do?"
"We are going to shrink the rest of your wardrobe, and you are going to make the best of the summer. Perhaps this will teach you something about over using your mouth."
"Hey, wait!" All heads turned back to Sirius. "Doesn't Evans get any sort of punishment for this?"
"Well," she paused. "Perhaps if it was not so close to the end of the year there would be. However, seeing how it was you who instigated it, I think that a word on controlling her temper will suffice."
She offered him a biscuit, which was bigger than his head, and he turned it down scowling angrily. She shrugged and left the room.
Sirius threw himself down on to the dresser top and began to howl.
"I DON'T WANNA BE A MIDGIT!!" He sobbed. "I WANNA BE A REAL BOY!" he kicked angrily (in true fan-fiction Sirius fashion) and rolled over. "I'm not even going to bother saying that you are still a 'real boy'..." Remus stated.
"If a bit of a short one." James finished.
Peter sighed and looked around "Someone get me out of this mad house now please." he muttered.
"Where am I gonna sleep?" Sirius asked.
"I've got an old shoe box you can use, we can stuff a pillow case or something in there." James replied. "It's probably better than the house elves thinking your bed is empty and you ending up getting very wet."
Sirius muttered something that sounded offensive and sighed.
"Hey, it's not all that bad! I mean, at least you don't have to go back to Grimmauld Place this summer!" James tried.
"Yeah, McGonagall said she'd write them and explain." Peter said.
"Like they'll really care." Sirius looked vaguely unhappy for a moment.
"Let's go to bed." Remus said firmly to the room. "Goodnight all."
"Yeah, yeah" Sirius said. "Can someone help me out, and get that box thing?"
*This is Latin for 'to make small'. It's not very good but I never claimed to be a pro.
I do not mean to offend any 12 inches tall fan fiction authors out there! Please don't be upset! ; P
More soon! Sirius' is headed to James' house (actually, a manor, but more on that later. More Remus too! He'll be more interesting later. He was really dry here, I'm sorry!
Chapter 2 ----- I Wanna Be a Real Boy!!!!
"...and WHAT am I going to doooo??" Sirius wined miserably.
James had helped him onto the dresser in their common room, and now Remus and James were gathered around, staring and trying to think. Remus had managed to find the jinx that Lily had used, and had found out that "Facereparvum"* despite the obvious shrinking effect, also lasted for a rough period of six to eight weeks.
Needless to say, Sirius was not overjoyed. The closest thing to a bright point he could find in his situation was that the school year was letting up in two days, and also that in his current situation he had a very good excuse to spend the summer at James'.
At that moment, Professor McGonagall walked in with Peter, who had been sent to retrieve her while trying to look "as inconspicuous as possible" since Sirius didn't want to give Lily any more satisfaction in his situation than she already had.
She started for a moment, then quickly left the room and moved down the stairway landing a bit, but not far enough to where they couldn't hear the howling laughter. It stopped after a moment, and the Professor reappeared, straightening her hat and ignoring the scowls that came from Sirius' direction.
"Well, Mr. Black, you certainly do seem to have once again managed to get yourself into a very interesting situation" she scolded. "It is fortunate for you that classes are nearing an end."
"What am I gonna do?"
"We are going to shrink the rest of your wardrobe, and you are going to make the best of the summer. Perhaps this will teach you something about over using your mouth."
"Hey, wait!" All heads turned back to Sirius. "Doesn't Evans get any sort of punishment for this?"
"Well," she paused. "Perhaps if it was not so close to the end of the year there would be. However, seeing how it was you who instigated it, I think that a word on controlling her temper will suffice."
She offered him a biscuit, which was bigger than his head, and he turned it down scowling angrily. She shrugged and left the room.
Sirius threw himself down on to the dresser top and began to howl.
"I DON'T WANNA BE A MIDGIT!!" He sobbed. "I WANNA BE A REAL BOY!" he kicked angrily (in true fan-fiction Sirius fashion) and rolled over. "I'm not even going to bother saying that you are still a 'real boy'..." Remus stated.
"If a bit of a short one." James finished.
Peter sighed and looked around "Someone get me out of this mad house now please." he muttered.
"Where am I gonna sleep?" Sirius asked.
"I've got an old shoe box you can use, we can stuff a pillow case or something in there." James replied. "It's probably better than the house elves thinking your bed is empty and you ending up getting very wet."
Sirius muttered something that sounded offensive and sighed.
"Hey, it's not all that bad! I mean, at least you don't have to go back to Grimmauld Place this summer!" James tried.
"Yeah, McGonagall said she'd write them and explain." Peter said.
"Like they'll really care." Sirius looked vaguely unhappy for a moment.
"Let's go to bed." Remus said firmly to the room. "Goodnight all."
"Yeah, yeah" Sirius said. "Can someone help me out, and get that box thing?"
*This is Latin for 'to make small'. It's not very good but I never claimed to be a pro.
I do not mean to offend any 12 inches tall fan fiction authors out there! Please don't be upset! ; P
More soon! Sirius' is headed to James' house (actually, a manor, but more on that later. More Remus too! He'll be more interesting later. He was really dry here, I'm sorry!