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Hey, I'm back again to write chapter 33, cool huh? Oh, I add ANOTHER character. T_T DARN YOU AXA! well, I'll stop freaking out, so you can read my awesome, wonderful, grandest story in the world! I mean, my story.
ADVERTISMENT 1
Attagirl: Hey, ansemreport.com is cool. You know why? Because I said so. If you've played Kingdom Hearts you'd love this site.
Readers and ReviewersL: Why?
Attagirl: It has all od Ansem's reports on them, and the mail bag is pretty hilarious.
Random Person: KINGDOM HEARTS SUCKS!
Attagirl: *eye twitch* what'd you say?
Random Person: YOU HEARD ME! KINGDOM HEARTS SUCKS!
Attagirl: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Attagirl freaks out and pulls out a 22 and starts shooting like crazy. But sadly enough, all of the shots miss.
Random Person: HA! You missed.
Attagirl: Crap, I'm outta bullets.
Random Person: You suck! And so does Kingdom Hearts!
Me: Kingdom Hearts does not suck!
Random Person: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
Me: THIS!
I type something on my computer and the Random Persom blows up.
Me and Attagirl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ADVERTISMENT 2
Lizzie McGuire (how ever you spell it) : Hey, guys, you all have seen my show, right?
Readers and Reviewers: Yeah!
Lizzie McGuire: It's cool, isn't it?
Readers and Reviers: Yeah!
Me and Laura: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MUST KILL PREP!
Lizzie McGuire: Who me?
Laura: *pulls out a bb gun* DIE!
Me: *pulls out a pistol* DIE!
Lizzie McGuire: *is missed by all of Laura's shot's, but get hit with mine* I've been shot!
Me: HA! You got nailed with a sissy gun!
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA *shoots Lizzie McGuire with her gun, and hits every time*
Lizzie McGuire: *with her last breath* Gordo...
Gordo: HA! Lizzie, you're dead! FINIALLY!
Me: Hey, you're from Lizzie McGuire right?
Gordo: Yeah?
Laura: DIE!
Me and Laura shoot Gordo.
Gordo: *with his last breath* I want my agent...
Me and Laura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Me: Lizzie sucks!
Laura: Gordo sucks!
Me and Laura: Lizzie and Gordo suck!
Maranda: What about me?
Laura: *BOOM* shoots Maranda.
Me: YAY!
ADVERTISMENT 3
Spongebob: hahahahahahahahah! Guess what?
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: I have a movie coming out in december!
Patrick: Coooooooooool....*goes over to his rock, and climbs under it*
Spongebob: I'm gonna go.....place......
ADVERTISEMENT 4
Barney: Hey there kids!
Kids: Hey Barney!
High pitched singing guys: Here somes the thnikkaman!
Thnikkaman: Hey kids!
Kids: We don't like you an ymore Thnikkaman, it's all about Barney.
Barney: Huh hey!
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids.....wait? You don't love me anymore?
Kids: Nope.
Barney: Get with the program! Kids are all about scaley things and purple and green things now a days.
Thinkkaman: kinda like the authoresses fish George?
Barney: I guess.......huh ha!
Thnikkaman: Oh well, I'll just go find some new kids.
Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thnikkaman: Why?
Kids: We were just hanging out with him, so you'd hand out with us more!
Thnikkaman: Oh, ok kids...shut up.
*Thnikkaman walks off with a bunch of kids following him*
High pitched voices: There goes the Thnikkaman!
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids.
ADVERTISMENT 5
*shows a post it note that has post it notes are cool written on it*
ADVERTISMENT 6
*A dog waddles up*
Laura: SNOOPY!
Snoopy: *bark! bark!*
Me: IT'S SNOOPY!
Charlie Brown: Snoopy! Why'd you run away?
Laura: It's not the Snoopy you're thinking of. It's my dog that I named Snoopy!
Charlie Brown: Awwwww man.
Me: Laura! What does your dog and my imaginary penguin have in common?
Laura: What?
Me: They both waddle!
Laura: *eye twitch* are you calling my dog fat?
Me: No, I'm just saying they both waddle.
Laura goes in this long explanation about waddling and about her dog being fat, but I'm not really paying attention.
Laura: ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?!?!?!
Me: *I snap out of it* Yeah, of course!
Laura: Then tell me what I last said!
Me: Uhhhhhh, something......about...........something I said?
Laura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura goes crazy and tackles me, while beating the crap out of me.
Me: AHHHHHHHHH!
I hit Laura back.
Laura hits me.
I hit Laura.
Laura hits me.
I hit Laura.
Laura hits me.
*continues for a looooooooooooong time*
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Chapter 33 Gerudo Valley
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Gollum: We don'ts like thisss nasssty fish in our stomach preciousss...
Link: Too bad, we need him!
Gollum: BUT WE DON'T WANTS HIM!
Link: I DON'T CARE!
Gollum: BUT I DO! *Gollum makes a concentrating face and something drops out from under him*
Link: NICE GOING GOLLUM! YOU HAD TO CRAP HIM OUT!
Gollum: We didn't likes the fish preciousss. He was doing weirds stuff inside usss.
Link: Oh well, we should probably keep going towards Gerudo Valley.
*they arrive at Gerudo Valley*
Link: *whispers* now we really must be quiet or they...
Mido: THOSE ARE SOME HOT CHICKS!
Gerudos: GET 'UM!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Gerudo chicks run over and capture everyone except for Link.
Impa: Why aren't you taking him!
Gerudo Chick: Because he has one of these! *pulls out a piece of paper*
Rauru: What the hell is that?
Gerudo Chick: It's a certificate saying you're a Gerudo.
All: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*Ruto and Zelda walk up*
Gerudo Chicks: GET THEM!
Ruto and Zelda: Like, I thought we were killed.
Gerudo Chick: You will be now! GET 'UM!
They grab Ruto and Zelda and throw them in the dungeon place in the Gerudo Fortress like in OoT.
Pippin: Wow, this is a small place.
Merry: I know.
Pippin: I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
Merry: If Amanda was here we could just ask for one T_T
Pippin: T_T
Merry: I WISH SHE WASN'T A WITCH!
Pippin: Oh no.
Merry: What?
Pippin: What if.....she poisoned them!
Merry: O.O
Zelda: Like why isn't Link here?
Mido: WE ALREADY FIGURED THAT OUT! HE HAS A GERUDO PASS!
Ruto: Oh, well, like, then how did he get his?
Gerudo Chick: We don't like to discuss it...
Link: Then I will!
Gerudo Chick: Here he goes again!
Link: Well, they captured 4 carpenters, and to free them, I had to defeat four of the best Gerudos, besides Ganondorf, and I beat 'um! Then this one Gerudo gave me a pass.
All: Cummon! Let us try to beat the four Gerudos!
Gerudo Chick: No, we don't want a bunch of outsiders turning into Gerudos!
The four Gerudos Link fought appeared.
Super Gerudo 1: LINK!
Super Gerudo 2: LINK!
Super Gerudo 3: LINK!
Super Gerudo 4: Sup Link?
Gerudo That Gave Link the Pass: LINK!
Link: O.O
Super Gerudo 1, 2, 3, and the Gerudo that gave Link the pass: WE LOVE YOU! CAPTURE HIM!
Super Gerudo 4: Come on guys! Why do you have to obsess over him?
Super Gerudo 2: He's hott!
Super Gerudo 3: I agree!
Super Gerudo 1: Hell yeah!
Link: Now, I know I'm hott, but you don't need fight over me.
Super Gerudos Except for Super Gerudo 4: FINE! We'll just run away with you!
Link: What?!?!?!?! NO! I was hoping you'd all get in real hott bikinis and mud wrestle over me!
Super Gerudos 1: Well, we won't do that now, but when we get to the secret place we're taking you, we can *whispers in Link's ear*
Link: O.O *snaps out of it* NO! I'll fight you! *pulls out master sword*
Super Gerudos: Even though you beat us one at a time, try to fight us all at the same time!
Link: Ummmmmm, nevermind. Let's just....go.
They run of to where ever they're going.
A/N: just to let you know, this isn't the last of Link, I mean, if Link is gone, how can it be a Zelda fanfic? Oh, and I'm gonna name the Gerudos. Super Gerudo 1 is Alana, Super Gerudo 2 is Alex (it's short for Alexandria, incase you couldn't tell) Super Gerudo 3 is Andrea, Super Gerudo 4 is Ashley, and Gerudo That Gave Link the Pass is Axa.
Zelda: So like, will you please let us out?
Gerudo Chick: No.
Zelda: Like, I'm the heir to the throne of Hyrule, I can just order you to give me a pass!
Gerudo Chick: I really don't care, we go by our own rules.
Zelda: THEN, like, IT'S WAR!
Gerudo Chick: Go ahead, our trained Gerudos, vs. your wimpy little towns folk.
Zelda: Awwww man, like, you're right! We will never win. BUT WE CAN SURE AS HELL TRY!
Gerudo Chick: No, we keep to ourselves, and you keep to yourselves, remember that war a long time ago, and someone challenged us and we one?
Zelda: FINE! Ok, like, We'll stay here.
*meanwhile, a while back*
We are still in the Kokiri Forest.
Jay: I'm lost....
Laura: You do know we're not in the Lost Woods anymore...
Jay: WHAT?!?!?!?! When did that happen?
Laura: I don't k now! I just know it happened.
Some Random Kokiri Guy walks up.
SRKG: Hey! Hey! Hey! Wacha doin?
Me: AHHHHH, it reminds me of Navi!
SRKG: Don't ya remember, me?!?!?!?!?!?
All: Nooooooooooo.
SRKG: IT'S ME! DEREK! FROM CHAPTER 1!
All: Well, we wouldn't know, we weren't in the story yet.
Derek: Oh, hey, why are they pulling that carriage? *points to Gandalf who was trying to make out with Ganondorf*
Brian: Oh, we thought I'd be funny if they pulled it.
Derek: I...don't.....get......it......so, do you want these horses instead?!?!?!?!?! *pulls two horses, about Epona's size, out of his pocket*
Melissa: How'd ya do that?
Derek: I'll have you know, I've got giant pockets.
Brian: You know, I don't think we need the horses, watching them pull the carriage is pretty hilarious.
Derek: Well, if you mu....
Ganondorf: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TOHSE HORSES, OR I WILL BLOW YOU TO A MILLION PIECES, THEN SCATTER THEM IN THE HYLIAN LAKE WHERE FISH WILL EAT YOU BIT BY BIT!
Ganondorf makes a ball of dark magic, and shoots it at Derek, barely missing him and blowing up a house.
Derek: EEP! *runs off, luckily leaving the horses behind*
Gandalf: I don't mind being a horse, as long as you get to be the cowboy and ride me.
Ganondorf: O.O
Gandalf: So, I'll take that as a yes...
Ganondorf: Hell no!
Gandalf: Hell is hot, and so are you.
Ganondorf: *pukes* You're sick, man, I should've left you with Link and them.
Gandalf: But you loved me, and you couldn't let me go!
Ganondorf: I'll kill you now!
Gandalf: I dream of you every night.
Ganondorf: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!
Gandalf: Anything for you hottcakes!
Ganondorf: *eye twitch*
Me: Let's just use the horses so we can go.
*we arrive later at the Gerudo Valley*
Jay: Woah, those are some hott chicks!
Gerudo: I heard something!
Me: Shut up! They capture us and throw us in the jail thingy!
Gerudo: I heard something, maybe we didn't get all the prisoners.
Gerudo: I wanna kill that chick Zelda.
Laura: ZELDA! *eye twitches uncontrollably* SHE'S BACK! BURN IN HELL ZELDA!
Gerudo: There they are!
Ganondorf: Wait! They're with me!
Gerudo: Woah, oh my gosh! It's.....it's......it's.....Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: Yup, it's me!
Gandalf: Back off sister, he's mine!
Gerudo: Ganondorf, you're gay?!?!?!?!
Ganondorf: NO! He's just in love with me, throw him in jail with the others!
Gandalf: No, they'll kill me!
Ganondorf: You said you'd do anything for me, and dying is anything.
Gandalf: Well, ok, take me away!
The Gerudos throw Gandalf in jail.
Me: Hey, let's go some secret place, maybe we can destroy the Ring there.
*meanwhile*
Gandalf: AHHHHHHHHHHH! You could have thrown me in here nicer!
Impa: It's one of the wizards!
Mido: AHHHHHHHHH!
Gandalf: Like, I don't think Ganondorf likes me!
Ruto: It took you this long to figure it out.
Gandalf: Well, it's obvious Link doesn't like you!
Ruto: Yes he does! He proposed to me!
Gandalf: Sure.
*meanwhile*
Link: Are we there yet?
Alana: Yup.
Link: Now what are we going to do?
Alex: You'll see...
*meawhile*
Me: Let's go in this secret place!
Laura: Ok.
Brian: I wonder what's in here.
We walk in and see Link with 5 Gerudos.
*meanwhile*
Attagirl is still in the jail along with everyone but by herself.
Attagirl: I really need to talk to the Goddesses.
She looked at the necklace, and noticed that on each separate triangle piece, that had a small trim of color out lining it. One had red, one green, and one blue. She tapped the red one and Din answered.
Din: What is it?
Attagirl: I don't know what to do.
Din: Have you found the witches yet?
Attagirl: Well, one of 'um got thrown down here.
Din: See if you can get some information about where they were headed from him.
Attagirl: Thanks.
*meanwhile*
Laura: O.O what are they doing?
Brian: It looks naughty.
Me: Dude, that's freaked out.
Jay: I agree.
Melissa: O.O
*meanwhile, a little before*
Link: So, uh, what are we gonna do?
Alana: Here's what we're going to do.
She pulled out her sword and faced Link.
Link: What?!?!?!?!? I thought we were going to *whispers in her ear* at least that's what you said!
Alex: Of course! We needed to find some way to get you here. *draws her sword*
Andrea: Yup. *draws her sword too*
Ashley: We need you for something, and if you don't cooperate *draws her sword*
Axa: We'll kill you.
Link: Awwwww man! This is not fun!
They were all surrounding him, holding there swords when we walked in.
Laura: O.O what are they doing?
Brian: It looks naughty.
Me: Dude, that's freaked out.
Jay: I agree.
Melissa: O.O
Link: *small squeaky voice* help!
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So, that's my chapter, I hope you liked it, sorry I haven't updated for a while! Oh well, I guess I'll try to update tomorrow, so, 'til then.......see ya!
-Amanda
Hey, I'm back again to write chapter 33, cool huh? Oh, I add ANOTHER character. T_T DARN YOU AXA! well, I'll stop freaking out, so you can read my awesome, wonderful, grandest story in the world! I mean, my story.
ADVERTISMENT 1
Attagirl: Hey, ansemreport.com is cool. You know why? Because I said so. If you've played Kingdom Hearts you'd love this site.
Readers and ReviewersL: Why?
Attagirl: It has all od Ansem's reports on them, and the mail bag is pretty hilarious.
Random Person: KINGDOM HEARTS SUCKS!
Attagirl: *eye twitch* what'd you say?
Random Person: YOU HEARD ME! KINGDOM HEARTS SUCKS!
Attagirl: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Attagirl freaks out and pulls out a 22 and starts shooting like crazy. But sadly enough, all of the shots miss.
Random Person: HA! You missed.
Attagirl: Crap, I'm outta bullets.
Random Person: You suck! And so does Kingdom Hearts!
Me: Kingdom Hearts does not suck!
Random Person: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
Me: THIS!
I type something on my computer and the Random Persom blows up.
Me and Attagirl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ADVERTISMENT 2
Lizzie McGuire (how ever you spell it) : Hey, guys, you all have seen my show, right?
Readers and Reviewers: Yeah!
Lizzie McGuire: It's cool, isn't it?
Readers and Reviers: Yeah!
Me and Laura: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MUST KILL PREP!
Lizzie McGuire: Who me?
Laura: *pulls out a bb gun* DIE!
Me: *pulls out a pistol* DIE!
Lizzie McGuire: *is missed by all of Laura's shot's, but get hit with mine* I've been shot!
Me: HA! You got nailed with a sissy gun!
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA *shoots Lizzie McGuire with her gun, and hits every time*
Lizzie McGuire: *with her last breath* Gordo...
Gordo: HA! Lizzie, you're dead! FINIALLY!
Me: Hey, you're from Lizzie McGuire right?
Gordo: Yeah?
Laura: DIE!
Me and Laura shoot Gordo.
Gordo: *with his last breath* I want my agent...
Me and Laura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Me: Lizzie sucks!
Laura: Gordo sucks!
Me and Laura: Lizzie and Gordo suck!
Maranda: What about me?
Laura: *BOOM* shoots Maranda.
Me: YAY!
ADVERTISMENT 3
Spongebob: hahahahahahahahah! Guess what?
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: I have a movie coming out in december!
Patrick: Coooooooooool....*goes over to his rock, and climbs under it*
Spongebob: I'm gonna go.....place......
ADVERTISEMENT 4
Barney: Hey there kids!
Kids: Hey Barney!
High pitched singing guys: Here somes the thnikkaman!
Thnikkaman: Hey kids!
Kids: We don't like you an ymore Thnikkaman, it's all about Barney.
Barney: Huh hey!
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids.....wait? You don't love me anymore?
Kids: Nope.
Barney: Get with the program! Kids are all about scaley things and purple and green things now a days.
Thinkkaman: kinda like the authoresses fish George?
Barney: I guess.......huh ha!
Thnikkaman: Oh well, I'll just go find some new kids.
Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thnikkaman: Why?
Kids: We were just hanging out with him, so you'd hand out with us more!
Thnikkaman: Oh, ok kids...shut up.
*Thnikkaman walks off with a bunch of kids following him*
High pitched voices: There goes the Thnikkaman!
Thnikkaman: Shut up, kids.
ADVERTISMENT 5
*shows a post it note that has post it notes are cool written on it*
ADVERTISMENT 6
*A dog waddles up*
Laura: SNOOPY!
Snoopy: *bark! bark!*
Me: IT'S SNOOPY!
Charlie Brown: Snoopy! Why'd you run away?
Laura: It's not the Snoopy you're thinking of. It's my dog that I named Snoopy!
Charlie Brown: Awwwww man.
Me: Laura! What does your dog and my imaginary penguin have in common?
Laura: What?
Me: They both waddle!
Laura: *eye twitch* are you calling my dog fat?
Me: No, I'm just saying they both waddle.
Laura goes in this long explanation about waddling and about her dog being fat, but I'm not really paying attention.
Laura: ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?!?!?!
Me: *I snap out of it* Yeah, of course!
Laura: Then tell me what I last said!
Me: Uhhhhhh, something......about...........something I said?
Laura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura goes crazy and tackles me, while beating the crap out of me.
Me: AHHHHHHHHH!
I hit Laura back.
Laura hits me.
I hit Laura.
Laura hits me.
I hit Laura.
Laura hits me.
*continues for a looooooooooooong time*
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Chapter 33 Gerudo Valley
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Gollum: We don'ts like thisss nasssty fish in our stomach preciousss...
Link: Too bad, we need him!
Gollum: BUT WE DON'T WANTS HIM!
Link: I DON'T CARE!
Gollum: BUT I DO! *Gollum makes a concentrating face and something drops out from under him*
Link: NICE GOING GOLLUM! YOU HAD TO CRAP HIM OUT!
Gollum: We didn't likes the fish preciousss. He was doing weirds stuff inside usss.
Link: Oh well, we should probably keep going towards Gerudo Valley.
*they arrive at Gerudo Valley*
Link: *whispers* now we really must be quiet or they...
Mido: THOSE ARE SOME HOT CHICKS!
Gerudos: GET 'UM!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Gerudo chicks run over and capture everyone except for Link.
Impa: Why aren't you taking him!
Gerudo Chick: Because he has one of these! *pulls out a piece of paper*
Rauru: What the hell is that?
Gerudo Chick: It's a certificate saying you're a Gerudo.
All: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*Ruto and Zelda walk up*
Gerudo Chicks: GET THEM!
Ruto and Zelda: Like, I thought we were killed.
Gerudo Chick: You will be now! GET 'UM!
They grab Ruto and Zelda and throw them in the dungeon place in the Gerudo Fortress like in OoT.
Pippin: Wow, this is a small place.
Merry: I know.
Pippin: I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
Merry: If Amanda was here we could just ask for one T_T
Pippin: T_T
Merry: I WISH SHE WASN'T A WITCH!
Pippin: Oh no.
Merry: What?
Pippin: What if.....she poisoned them!
Merry: O.O
Zelda: Like why isn't Link here?
Mido: WE ALREADY FIGURED THAT OUT! HE HAS A GERUDO PASS!
Ruto: Oh, well, like, then how did he get his?
Gerudo Chick: We don't like to discuss it...
Link: Then I will!
Gerudo Chick: Here he goes again!
Link: Well, they captured 4 carpenters, and to free them, I had to defeat four of the best Gerudos, besides Ganondorf, and I beat 'um! Then this one Gerudo gave me a pass.
All: Cummon! Let us try to beat the four Gerudos!
Gerudo Chick: No, we don't want a bunch of outsiders turning into Gerudos!
The four Gerudos Link fought appeared.
Super Gerudo 1: LINK!
Super Gerudo 2: LINK!
Super Gerudo 3: LINK!
Super Gerudo 4: Sup Link?
Gerudo That Gave Link the Pass: LINK!
Link: O.O
Super Gerudo 1, 2, 3, and the Gerudo that gave Link the pass: WE LOVE YOU! CAPTURE HIM!
Super Gerudo 4: Come on guys! Why do you have to obsess over him?
Super Gerudo 2: He's hott!
Super Gerudo 3: I agree!
Super Gerudo 1: Hell yeah!
Link: Now, I know I'm hott, but you don't need fight over me.
Super Gerudos Except for Super Gerudo 4: FINE! We'll just run away with you!
Link: What?!?!?!?! NO! I was hoping you'd all get in real hott bikinis and mud wrestle over me!
Super Gerudos 1: Well, we won't do that now, but when we get to the secret place we're taking you, we can *whispers in Link's ear*
Link: O.O *snaps out of it* NO! I'll fight you! *pulls out master sword*
Super Gerudos: Even though you beat us one at a time, try to fight us all at the same time!
Link: Ummmmmm, nevermind. Let's just....go.
They run of to where ever they're going.
A/N: just to let you know, this isn't the last of Link, I mean, if Link is gone, how can it be a Zelda fanfic? Oh, and I'm gonna name the Gerudos. Super Gerudo 1 is Alana, Super Gerudo 2 is Alex (it's short for Alexandria, incase you couldn't tell) Super Gerudo 3 is Andrea, Super Gerudo 4 is Ashley, and Gerudo That Gave Link the Pass is Axa.
Zelda: So like, will you please let us out?
Gerudo Chick: No.
Zelda: Like, I'm the heir to the throne of Hyrule, I can just order you to give me a pass!
Gerudo Chick: I really don't care, we go by our own rules.
Zelda: THEN, like, IT'S WAR!
Gerudo Chick: Go ahead, our trained Gerudos, vs. your wimpy little towns folk.
Zelda: Awwww man, like, you're right! We will never win. BUT WE CAN SURE AS HELL TRY!
Gerudo Chick: No, we keep to ourselves, and you keep to yourselves, remember that war a long time ago, and someone challenged us and we one?
Zelda: FINE! Ok, like, We'll stay here.
*meanwhile, a while back*
We are still in the Kokiri Forest.
Jay: I'm lost....
Laura: You do know we're not in the Lost Woods anymore...
Jay: WHAT?!?!?!?! When did that happen?
Laura: I don't k now! I just know it happened.
Some Random Kokiri Guy walks up.
SRKG: Hey! Hey! Hey! Wacha doin?
Me: AHHHHH, it reminds me of Navi!
SRKG: Don't ya remember, me?!?!?!?!?!?
All: Nooooooooooo.
SRKG: IT'S ME! DEREK! FROM CHAPTER 1!
All: Well, we wouldn't know, we weren't in the story yet.
Derek: Oh, hey, why are they pulling that carriage? *points to Gandalf who was trying to make out with Ganondorf*
Brian: Oh, we thought I'd be funny if they pulled it.
Derek: I...don't.....get......it......so, do you want these horses instead?!?!?!?!?! *pulls two horses, about Epona's size, out of his pocket*
Melissa: How'd ya do that?
Derek: I'll have you know, I've got giant pockets.
Brian: You know, I don't think we need the horses, watching them pull the carriage is pretty hilarious.
Derek: Well, if you mu....
Ganondorf: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TOHSE HORSES, OR I WILL BLOW YOU TO A MILLION PIECES, THEN SCATTER THEM IN THE HYLIAN LAKE WHERE FISH WILL EAT YOU BIT BY BIT!
Ganondorf makes a ball of dark magic, and shoots it at Derek, barely missing him and blowing up a house.
Derek: EEP! *runs off, luckily leaving the horses behind*
Gandalf: I don't mind being a horse, as long as you get to be the cowboy and ride me.
Ganondorf: O.O
Gandalf: So, I'll take that as a yes...
Ganondorf: Hell no!
Gandalf: Hell is hot, and so are you.
Ganondorf: *pukes* You're sick, man, I should've left you with Link and them.
Gandalf: But you loved me, and you couldn't let me go!
Ganondorf: I'll kill you now!
Gandalf: I dream of you every night.
Ganondorf: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP!
Gandalf: Anything for you hottcakes!
Ganondorf: *eye twitch*
Me: Let's just use the horses so we can go.
*we arrive later at the Gerudo Valley*
Jay: Woah, those are some hott chicks!
Gerudo: I heard something!
Me: Shut up! They capture us and throw us in the jail thingy!
Gerudo: I heard something, maybe we didn't get all the prisoners.
Gerudo: I wanna kill that chick Zelda.
Laura: ZELDA! *eye twitches uncontrollably* SHE'S BACK! BURN IN HELL ZELDA!
Gerudo: There they are!
Ganondorf: Wait! They're with me!
Gerudo: Woah, oh my gosh! It's.....it's......it's.....Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: Yup, it's me!
Gandalf: Back off sister, he's mine!
Gerudo: Ganondorf, you're gay?!?!?!?!
Ganondorf: NO! He's just in love with me, throw him in jail with the others!
Gandalf: No, they'll kill me!
Ganondorf: You said you'd do anything for me, and dying is anything.
Gandalf: Well, ok, take me away!
The Gerudos throw Gandalf in jail.
Me: Hey, let's go some secret place, maybe we can destroy the Ring there.
*meanwhile*
Gandalf: AHHHHHHHHHHH! You could have thrown me in here nicer!
Impa: It's one of the wizards!
Mido: AHHHHHHHHH!
Gandalf: Like, I don't think Ganondorf likes me!
Ruto: It took you this long to figure it out.
Gandalf: Well, it's obvious Link doesn't like you!
Ruto: Yes he does! He proposed to me!
Gandalf: Sure.
*meanwhile*
Link: Are we there yet?
Alana: Yup.
Link: Now what are we going to do?
Alex: You'll see...
*meawhile*
Me: Let's go in this secret place!
Laura: Ok.
Brian: I wonder what's in here.
We walk in and see Link with 5 Gerudos.
*meanwhile*
Attagirl is still in the jail along with everyone but by herself.
Attagirl: I really need to talk to the Goddesses.
She looked at the necklace, and noticed that on each separate triangle piece, that had a small trim of color out lining it. One had red, one green, and one blue. She tapped the red one and Din answered.
Din: What is it?
Attagirl: I don't know what to do.
Din: Have you found the witches yet?
Attagirl: Well, one of 'um got thrown down here.
Din: See if you can get some information about where they were headed from him.
Attagirl: Thanks.
*meanwhile*
Laura: O.O what are they doing?
Brian: It looks naughty.
Me: Dude, that's freaked out.
Jay: I agree.
Melissa: O.O
*meanwhile, a little before*
Link: So, uh, what are we gonna do?
Alana: Here's what we're going to do.
She pulled out her sword and faced Link.
Link: What?!?!?!?!? I thought we were going to *whispers in her ear* at least that's what you said!
Alex: Of course! We needed to find some way to get you here. *draws her sword*
Andrea: Yup. *draws her sword too*
Ashley: We need you for something, and if you don't cooperate *draws her sword*
Axa: We'll kill you.
Link: Awwwww man! This is not fun!
They were all surrounding him, holding there swords when we walked in.
Laura: O.O what are they doing?
Brian: It looks naughty.
Me: Dude, that's freaked out.
Jay: I agree.
Melissa: O.O
Link: *small squeaky voice* help!
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So, that's my chapter, I hope you liked it, sorry I haven't updated for a while! Oh well, I guess I'll try to update tomorrow, so, 'til then.......see ya!
-Amanda