Hullo! This is Amanda, and LAURA! You may remember her from the story, if you don't you got a worse memory than me and that's pathetic! Oh well, onto the advertisements!
ADVERTISMENT 1
Laura: We're here to advertise about prank calling! *evil grin*
Me: We're gonna give you some examples.
Laura: One. Act Chinese and keep asking for the same person over and over again. Amanda and I did that once....we called these random numbers, and every time this chick from my school picked up...it was bizarre........
Bizarre Shop Owner: Duuuddeeee, bizarre!
Me: Two. Act like the bizarre shop owner!
Laura: Four. Sound like you're from a mental place.....DON'T SEND ME BACK, PLEASE!!!!
Me: You skipped number 3, its ok. I'll just go on to number 5! If you ask for someone, and they really are there, strike up a random conversation! Act like ya know em, be friendly....
Laura: And maybe get their number, if it's a dude.....^-^
Me: Oh, another one is to call someone you know and act like you don't know em!
Laura: If you're a gal, and a guy answers, start cryin and ask why they never called ya back! That'll make em feel weird, ahaha!
Me: And if they try to give ya a reason, say, dude, I was just playin I don't really know you!
Laura: although that might get the popos on you.....
Me: Or, you can pretend they just one a million dollars, then say April fools, even thought it my be September.
Laura: You can call, and pretend you're a lost little kid, even though that may be another way to get the cops called on you again.
Me: Pretend you're a famouse person, then say your not, then say your are, then say your not, and mess with their heads.
Laura: After you do all this, you may get sued by 50 people and thrown in jail for 5 years...
Me: You'll still have the memories.
Laura: ^-^
Me: ¬_¬
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Me: I'ma go write chapter 34 now...
Laura: ¬_¬
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Chapter 34 Dude, Where's my Link?
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Laura: What are you doing...
Alana: We need the Hero of Time.
Me: Why?
Axa: We need him to...
Brian: Need him to what?
Ash;ey: We need him so he can judge who of us is prettier.
Laura: Preps.
Andrea: NOOOOO! It's not that, it's Gerudo tradition.
Luara: Sure...*cough cough* dirty preps *cough cough*
Alex: You don't understand, we take the super Gerudos, and which ever one is pretty, they marry the King.
Jay: And who's the King?
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE KING IS?!?!?!?!?!
Jay: Not really.
Me: HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE! THE CERUDO KING IS GANONDORF!
Jay: How should I know! I don't play Zelda!
Me: O.O
Laura: O.O
Me: That...that....that makes me sad. T_T
Ganondorf: Sorry ladies, there's only one girl for me!
Brian: HAHAHAHAHA, who, Gandalf?!?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ganondorf: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! NO! The only girl for me is........Laura!
Laura: Sorry, man, I'm with Brian.
Brian: You tryin' to move in on my WIFE!
Ganondorf: No, all I said was that I loved her.
Laura: YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ganondorf: Yes, I've loved you since 10 seconds before.
Brian: So now, she only been the love of your life for 10 seconds?!?!?!?!?!?
Laura: That's offencive, eventhough that happens a lot...
Brian: What's that supposed to mean?
Laura: Nuttin'
Brian: Well, since you're my wife, I'll believe you....FOR NOW!
Laura: NO! Believe me forever!
Brian: But when we get old, my vision will go bad.
Laura: What does that have to do with anything!?!?!?!
Brian: WAIT! You didn't let me explain!
Laura: I'm waiting for an explanation!
Brian: When I get old, my vision will go bad! So will my memory, and I will forget things.
Laura: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH TRUST?!?!?!?!?
Brian: Absolutely nothing, but when I get older, things change, so will my suspicions about you, I may have more suspicions about you liking other guys or I may not suspect as much.
Laura: Brian, all I can say is in one ear and out the other.
Brian: Me too.
Ganondorf: Laura, I hate to break it to you, but I don't love you anymore.
Laura: S'all good.
Brian: Thank God! I would have had to do something.....naughty!
Ganondorf: O.O Don't wanna know dude....
Me: I GLOW!
Laura: WTF?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
A/N: Inside joke we just made up sitting at Laura's house!
All: O.O
Me: Hey, did I tell you guys that I'm gonna have 12 kids, be a pirate, be a guitar playin hobo, program video games, be a piano composer, get a penguin for a pet, and get married?!
A/N:I really am gonna do that stuff!
Brian: You've got big dreams.....
Laura: More like retarded dreams!
Me: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE!!!!
Laura: That's so gay....I said that in like, Kindergarten Amanda....
Me: I have the intelligence of a kindergartener, ok? Don't make fun of me!
Laura: O.o HEY ME TOO!!!!
Me: ROCK ON!! FULL credit to Laura....
Laura: Thank you
Me: I know!
Laura: Creepy.
Link: I think we should just tell them which ones the prettiest so we can leave.
Me & Laura: We don't think!
*AJ pops up* (one of Laura's best friends in her neighborhood)
AJ: I don't dream.
*Me and Laura crack up*
AJ: I don't get it!
*AJ disappears*
Ganondorf: Well, I don't think you should judge any of em, cuz I don't like any of em. I love.......Melissa!
Melissa: I love you too!
Ganondorf: Let's get married!
Me: NO!!!!!! ONLY ONE MARRIED COUPLE!!!!
Melissa: Fine, T_T We'll go get married in someone else's story!
Me: But do that on your own time! Right now we gotta work on MY story!
Melissa: Selfish, aren't we?
Me: Yeah, sadly enough I missed that part of learning in kindergarten.
Jay: Hey, I'll marry the prettiest one!
Gerudos: But you're not the king!
Jay: So? He's going out with that other chick! Come on, ya gotta have someone!
Super Gerudos: FINE!!!!
Link: Ok, I'd have to say the prettiest one is.....*thinks real hard and brain explodes*
Laura: *snapping fingers in front of Link's face* Hey, are you ok?!
*Link falls over*
Link: What was I talking about?
Jay: Fine, we'll just settle it this way! You guys can just water wrestle in white shirts, and whoever wins....WINS ME!!!
Super Gerudos: Well, I guess.
A/N: To make a short story shorter, they all killed eachother and noone won.
Jay: Awwwww man, well, at least we got to see them water wrestle in white clothes.
Link: Uhhhhh, yeah......................*thinks, I gotta escape!*
Laura: Link, you still look freaked out, we saved you from the Super Gerudos!
Link: Well, wouldn't you be freaked out in a room full of witches?!?!?!?
Me: Oh no, not again!
Laura: Link, we'll let you go back you your group.
Link: NO! I must keep the group safe, by killing you!
Ganondorf: I'd like to see you try!
Link: Well, I don't need to prove I can beat you, because I already have, in OoT!
Ganondorf: I MUST KILL LINK!
Ganondorf makes a ball of dark magic and shoots it at Link.
Link: O.O
The dark ball hits Link, and the hit was so powerful, it blew all him to the Gerudo jail cell with all his friends.
*meanwhile, a little bit before...*
Attagirl: Ummmm, Gandalf. Where were the rest of them heading?
Gandalf: Well, like, since you thought we were witches and wizards we decided to destroy the Ring, so that even if you still thought we were witches and wizards, you might not kill us because we had done something good.
Frodo: *it had just dawned on him that his Ring was gone* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The took my Ring!
All: O.o
That's when Link came crashing in.
Mido: So, Link, what did you and the Super Gerudo's do?
Impa: Probably eachother.
All (except Link): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: It's not funny!
Mido: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: You don't know what happened!
Rauru: Then tell us, what happened?
Link: they captured me, so that I could choose a bride for Ganondorf! THEY DIDN'T LINK ME! T_T
Rora_the_not_so_wise: I love you!
Templar: But I love you Rora!
Rora (I'm going to keep it rora for short): You do?
Link: NO! But I need a girlfriend!
Gandalf: I'll take ya *winks*
Link: *shudders* I'm not that despirate...
Gandalf: No one loves me...T_T
Brandy: I love Pippin.
Saria: So do I.
Pippin: *sighs* I love me too.......
Merry: ¬_¬ I hope you're joking.
Pippin: Yup! When I said Pippin I meant mushrooms!
Merry and Pippin stare off into space, as if giving the mushrooms a moment of silence.
Meryy: yup......mushrooms....I miss 'um.
Pippin: yup....so do I.
Brandy: Pippin will you marry me?
Pippin: No.
Saria: SEE! HA! Told ya he'd marry me.
Pippin: I'm not marrying either of you.
Saria and Brandy: T_T
Link: I'll marry you!
Saria: Ewwwwww, gross.
Brandy: Ewwwwwwwww, gross.
Link: Not you! I meant Zelda!
Zelda: Like me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Link: Yup.
Zelda: Like, YES!
Link: *snicker...snicker...snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You belived me!
Zelda: Like, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! T_T
Ruto: I knew you were joking, because you are engaged to me.
Link: Ummmm, I changed my mind.
Ruto: Then give me my saphire back...*holds out hand*
Link: Well, I can't, it has to stay in the Temple of Time.
Ruto: Then you're still engaged to me.
Link: T_T I want out of this cell! HEY, GERUDO CHICK! CAN YOU GET ME OUTTA HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Gerudo Chick: Sure. *lets Link out*
Templar: Hey, can you let us out?
Gerudo Chick: Sorry; can't. You don't have a pass.
Link: Cumon. Let um out.
Gerudo Chick: I can't, it's against rules.
Link: Oh.
Gerudo Chick: Yup.
*meanwhile*
Ganondorf: Hey. I just realized, we're in a fairies fountain!
All: YAY!
Laura: Wait, how does that help us?
Ganondorf: We can ask the Great Fairy where to destroy the Ring.
Brian: But what if it's the Great Fairy of lies?
Ganondorf: The is only one, and that was in Terminia...I think, or at least somewhere else. This is the one in Gerudo Valley.
All: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Me: Ok, so let's play Zelda's Lullaby.
Ganondorf: Ummmmm, does anyone have an instument?
Melissa: Will this work? *produces a piano from no where*
Me: PIANO!
I start playing Pachelbel Canon on the piano.
All (except Laura): I didn't know you could play piano!
Laura: I did.
Brian: You look like an idiot...
Ganondorf: But play like Mozart.
Me: I know...
Jay: Can you play Zelda's Lullaby?
Me: Yup!
I play Zelda's Lullaby and nothing happens.
Me: Hmmmmmm...didn't work...oh well *I start playing the Fur Elise on the piano.
Ganondorf: Wait, why didn't it work?
Laura: Maybe you need to play it on this *pulls out the Orcarina Link had*
Brian: How'd you get that?
Laura: Took it.
Jay: I don't think you should steal things.
Laura: I didn't steal it, I took it.
Jay: I don't see a difference.
Laura: It's like the difference between a wizard and a warlock.
Melissa: And that is?
Laura: The way you say it.
Jay: Fine, I don't think you should take things.
Laura: I didn't take it, I stole it.
Jay: *looks frustrated* Fine, you should take or steal things.
Laura: I didn't do either of those, I borrowed it, and someday, maybe after Hell freezes over, I'll return it.
Jay: Nevermind.
Laura: Ok.
Me: I wanna play the Orcarina!
Laura: Ok.
Laura throws me the Orcarina.
Me: *Orcarina hits my head* Thanks! ^-^
Brian: You're clueless.
Me: So. *I play Zelda's Lullaby and the Great Fairy appears.
Great Fairy: *High pitched giggle* WHAHAHAHAH!
Ganondorf: MY EARS! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!
Me: Ummmm, escuse, where can we destroy this? *I pull out the Ring*
Laura: Hey, what are you doing with my Ring?
Me: Ummmm, I had the same intentions you had with the Orcarina as I did with this.
Laura: O.o
Me: Heh..he...he.....
Great Fairy: Well, you should destroy it at the Goron Mountain.
Melissa: Why?
Great Fairy: Think about it, it's the only volcanoe here.
All: Ok.
Melissa: We're gonna go see the Gorons! I love those cute little rocks!
*meanwhile, later that night*
Rora: I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
Attagirl: I'm going to bed too.
All: Yeah.
They all fall asleep.
A/N: That was rather pointless, wasn't it?
*meanwhile*
Gerudo Chick: Here, you can sleep here.
Link: Thanks *yawns*
Link falls asleep.
Mysterious Person: I'ma kill you Link!
Link: Wha?
The "Mysterious Person" throws Link in a bag and runs away with him*
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So that's my story so far, guess what? I'll do a couple more chapters before Saturday, then on Saturday, I'm going to write a SUPER LONG CHAPTER! YAY! Ok, now, please review, and if you could tell me someone you want kicked off, 'till then, see ya!
-Amanda
ADVERTISMENT 1
Laura: We're here to advertise about prank calling! *evil grin*
Me: We're gonna give you some examples.
Laura: One. Act Chinese and keep asking for the same person over and over again. Amanda and I did that once....we called these random numbers, and every time this chick from my school picked up...it was bizarre........
Bizarre Shop Owner: Duuuddeeee, bizarre!
Me: Two. Act like the bizarre shop owner!
Laura: Four. Sound like you're from a mental place.....DON'T SEND ME BACK, PLEASE!!!!
Me: You skipped number 3, its ok. I'll just go on to number 5! If you ask for someone, and they really are there, strike up a random conversation! Act like ya know em, be friendly....
Laura: And maybe get their number, if it's a dude.....^-^
Me: Oh, another one is to call someone you know and act like you don't know em!
Laura: If you're a gal, and a guy answers, start cryin and ask why they never called ya back! That'll make em feel weird, ahaha!
Me: And if they try to give ya a reason, say, dude, I was just playin I don't really know you!
Laura: although that might get the popos on you.....
Me: Or, you can pretend they just one a million dollars, then say April fools, even thought it my be September.
Laura: You can call, and pretend you're a lost little kid, even though that may be another way to get the cops called on you again.
Me: Pretend you're a famouse person, then say your not, then say your are, then say your not, and mess with their heads.
Laura: After you do all this, you may get sued by 50 people and thrown in jail for 5 years...
Me: You'll still have the memories.
Laura: ^-^
Me: ¬_¬
Laura: ¬_¬
Me: ¬_¬
Laura: ¬_¬
Me: ¬_¬
Laura: ¬_¬
Me: I'ma go write chapter 34 now...
Laura: ¬_¬
Me: ¬_¬
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Chapter 34 Dude, Where's my Link?
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Laura: What are you doing...
Alana: We need the Hero of Time.
Me: Why?
Axa: We need him to...
Brian: Need him to what?
Ash;ey: We need him so he can judge who of us is prettier.
Laura: Preps.
Andrea: NOOOOO! It's not that, it's Gerudo tradition.
Luara: Sure...*cough cough* dirty preps *cough cough*
Alex: You don't understand, we take the super Gerudos, and which ever one is pretty, they marry the King.
Jay: And who's the King?
Me: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE KING IS?!?!?!?!?!
Jay: Not really.
Me: HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE! THE CERUDO KING IS GANONDORF!
Jay: How should I know! I don't play Zelda!
Me: O.O
Laura: O.O
Me: That...that....that makes me sad. T_T
Ganondorf: Sorry ladies, there's only one girl for me!
Brian: HAHAHAHAHA, who, Gandalf?!?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ganondorf: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! NO! The only girl for me is........Laura!
Laura: Sorry, man, I'm with Brian.
Brian: You tryin' to move in on my WIFE!
Ganondorf: No, all I said was that I loved her.
Laura: YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ganondorf: Yes, I've loved you since 10 seconds before.
Brian: So now, she only been the love of your life for 10 seconds?!?!?!?!?!?
Laura: That's offencive, eventhough that happens a lot...
Brian: What's that supposed to mean?
Laura: Nuttin'
Brian: Well, since you're my wife, I'll believe you....FOR NOW!
Laura: NO! Believe me forever!
Brian: But when we get old, my vision will go bad.
Laura: What does that have to do with anything!?!?!?!
Brian: WAIT! You didn't let me explain!
Laura: I'm waiting for an explanation!
Brian: When I get old, my vision will go bad! So will my memory, and I will forget things.
Laura: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH TRUST?!?!?!?!?
Brian: Absolutely nothing, but when I get older, things change, so will my suspicions about you, I may have more suspicions about you liking other guys or I may not suspect as much.
Laura: Brian, all I can say is in one ear and out the other.
Brian: Me too.
Ganondorf: Laura, I hate to break it to you, but I don't love you anymore.
Laura: S'all good.
Brian: Thank God! I would have had to do something.....naughty!
Ganondorf: O.O Don't wanna know dude....
Me: I GLOW!
Laura: WTF?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
A/N: Inside joke we just made up sitting at Laura's house!
All: O.O
Me: Hey, did I tell you guys that I'm gonna have 12 kids, be a pirate, be a guitar playin hobo, program video games, be a piano composer, get a penguin for a pet, and get married?!
A/N:I really am gonna do that stuff!
Brian: You've got big dreams.....
Laura: More like retarded dreams!
Me: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE!!!!
Laura: That's so gay....I said that in like, Kindergarten Amanda....
Me: I have the intelligence of a kindergartener, ok? Don't make fun of me!
Laura: O.o HEY ME TOO!!!!
Me: ROCK ON!! FULL credit to Laura....
Laura: Thank you
Me: I know!
Laura: Creepy.
Link: I think we should just tell them which ones the prettiest so we can leave.
Me & Laura: We don't think!
*AJ pops up* (one of Laura's best friends in her neighborhood)
AJ: I don't dream.
*Me and Laura crack up*
AJ: I don't get it!
*AJ disappears*
Ganondorf: Well, I don't think you should judge any of em, cuz I don't like any of em. I love.......Melissa!
Melissa: I love you too!
Ganondorf: Let's get married!
Me: NO!!!!!! ONLY ONE MARRIED COUPLE!!!!
Melissa: Fine, T_T We'll go get married in someone else's story!
Me: But do that on your own time! Right now we gotta work on MY story!
Melissa: Selfish, aren't we?
Me: Yeah, sadly enough I missed that part of learning in kindergarten.
Jay: Hey, I'll marry the prettiest one!
Gerudos: But you're not the king!
Jay: So? He's going out with that other chick! Come on, ya gotta have someone!
Super Gerudos: FINE!!!!
Link: Ok, I'd have to say the prettiest one is.....*thinks real hard and brain explodes*
Laura: *snapping fingers in front of Link's face* Hey, are you ok?!
*Link falls over*
Link: What was I talking about?
Jay: Fine, we'll just settle it this way! You guys can just water wrestle in white shirts, and whoever wins....WINS ME!!!
Super Gerudos: Well, I guess.
A/N: To make a short story shorter, they all killed eachother and noone won.
Jay: Awwwww man, well, at least we got to see them water wrestle in white clothes.
Link: Uhhhhh, yeah......................*thinks, I gotta escape!*
Laura: Link, you still look freaked out, we saved you from the Super Gerudos!
Link: Well, wouldn't you be freaked out in a room full of witches?!?!?!?
Me: Oh no, not again!
Laura: Link, we'll let you go back you your group.
Link: NO! I must keep the group safe, by killing you!
Ganondorf: I'd like to see you try!
Link: Well, I don't need to prove I can beat you, because I already have, in OoT!
Ganondorf: I MUST KILL LINK!
Ganondorf makes a ball of dark magic and shoots it at Link.
Link: O.O
The dark ball hits Link, and the hit was so powerful, it blew all him to the Gerudo jail cell with all his friends.
*meanwhile, a little bit before...*
Attagirl: Ummmm, Gandalf. Where were the rest of them heading?
Gandalf: Well, like, since you thought we were witches and wizards we decided to destroy the Ring, so that even if you still thought we were witches and wizards, you might not kill us because we had done something good.
Frodo: *it had just dawned on him that his Ring was gone* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The took my Ring!
All: O.o
That's when Link came crashing in.
Mido: So, Link, what did you and the Super Gerudo's do?
Impa: Probably eachother.
All (except Link): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: It's not funny!
Mido: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: You don't know what happened!
Rauru: Then tell us, what happened?
Link: they captured me, so that I could choose a bride for Ganondorf! THEY DIDN'T LINK ME! T_T
Rora_the_not_so_wise: I love you!
Templar: But I love you Rora!
Rora (I'm going to keep it rora for short): You do?
Link: NO! But I need a girlfriend!
Gandalf: I'll take ya *winks*
Link: *shudders* I'm not that despirate...
Gandalf: No one loves me...T_T
Brandy: I love Pippin.
Saria: So do I.
Pippin: *sighs* I love me too.......
Merry: ¬_¬ I hope you're joking.
Pippin: Yup! When I said Pippin I meant mushrooms!
Merry and Pippin stare off into space, as if giving the mushrooms a moment of silence.
Meryy: yup......mushrooms....I miss 'um.
Pippin: yup....so do I.
Brandy: Pippin will you marry me?
Pippin: No.
Saria: SEE! HA! Told ya he'd marry me.
Pippin: I'm not marrying either of you.
Saria and Brandy: T_T
Link: I'll marry you!
Saria: Ewwwwww, gross.
Brandy: Ewwwwwwwww, gross.
Link: Not you! I meant Zelda!
Zelda: Like me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Link: Yup.
Zelda: Like, YES!
Link: *snicker...snicker...snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You belived me!
Zelda: Like, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! T_T
Ruto: I knew you were joking, because you are engaged to me.
Link: Ummmm, I changed my mind.
Ruto: Then give me my saphire back...*holds out hand*
Link: Well, I can't, it has to stay in the Temple of Time.
Ruto: Then you're still engaged to me.
Link: T_T I want out of this cell! HEY, GERUDO CHICK! CAN YOU GET ME OUTTA HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Gerudo Chick: Sure. *lets Link out*
Templar: Hey, can you let us out?
Gerudo Chick: Sorry; can't. You don't have a pass.
Link: Cumon. Let um out.
Gerudo Chick: I can't, it's against rules.
Link: Oh.
Gerudo Chick: Yup.
*meanwhile*
Ganondorf: Hey. I just realized, we're in a fairies fountain!
All: YAY!
Laura: Wait, how does that help us?
Ganondorf: We can ask the Great Fairy where to destroy the Ring.
Brian: But what if it's the Great Fairy of lies?
Ganondorf: The is only one, and that was in Terminia...I think, or at least somewhere else. This is the one in Gerudo Valley.
All: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Me: Ok, so let's play Zelda's Lullaby.
Ganondorf: Ummmmm, does anyone have an instument?
Melissa: Will this work? *produces a piano from no where*
Me: PIANO!
I start playing Pachelbel Canon on the piano.
All (except Laura): I didn't know you could play piano!
Laura: I did.
Brian: You look like an idiot...
Ganondorf: But play like Mozart.
Me: I know...
Jay: Can you play Zelda's Lullaby?
Me: Yup!
I play Zelda's Lullaby and nothing happens.
Me: Hmmmmmm...didn't work...oh well *I start playing the Fur Elise on the piano.
Ganondorf: Wait, why didn't it work?
Laura: Maybe you need to play it on this *pulls out the Orcarina Link had*
Brian: How'd you get that?
Laura: Took it.
Jay: I don't think you should steal things.
Laura: I didn't steal it, I took it.
Jay: I don't see a difference.
Laura: It's like the difference between a wizard and a warlock.
Melissa: And that is?
Laura: The way you say it.
Jay: Fine, I don't think you should take things.
Laura: I didn't take it, I stole it.
Jay: *looks frustrated* Fine, you should take or steal things.
Laura: I didn't do either of those, I borrowed it, and someday, maybe after Hell freezes over, I'll return it.
Jay: Nevermind.
Laura: Ok.
Me: I wanna play the Orcarina!
Laura: Ok.
Laura throws me the Orcarina.
Me: *Orcarina hits my head* Thanks! ^-^
Brian: You're clueless.
Me: So. *I play Zelda's Lullaby and the Great Fairy appears.
Great Fairy: *High pitched giggle* WHAHAHAHAH!
Ganondorf: MY EARS! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!
Me: Ummmm, escuse, where can we destroy this? *I pull out the Ring*
Laura: Hey, what are you doing with my Ring?
Me: Ummmm, I had the same intentions you had with the Orcarina as I did with this.
Laura: O.o
Me: Heh..he...he.....
Great Fairy: Well, you should destroy it at the Goron Mountain.
Melissa: Why?
Great Fairy: Think about it, it's the only volcanoe here.
All: Ok.
Melissa: We're gonna go see the Gorons! I love those cute little rocks!
*meanwhile, later that night*
Rora: I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
Attagirl: I'm going to bed too.
All: Yeah.
They all fall asleep.
A/N: That was rather pointless, wasn't it?
*meanwhile*
Gerudo Chick: Here, you can sleep here.
Link: Thanks *yawns*
Link falls asleep.
Mysterious Person: I'ma kill you Link!
Link: Wha?
The "Mysterious Person" throws Link in a bag and runs away with him*
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So that's my story so far, guess what? I'll do a couple more chapters before Saturday, then on Saturday, I'm going to write a SUPER LONG CHAPTER! YAY! Ok, now, please review, and if you could tell me someone you want kicked off, 'till then, see ya!
-Amanda