MUHAHAHA! YES! YOU THOUGHT I QUIT BUT I DIDN'T I'M BACK!! MUHAHAHA!
ahem.
Yeah, sorry I took so long to write. Wait, no I'm not. hehehe.
K, I own the clones, XR211, the spaceship, Pigpimples and all its house, but that's all.
So, moving on!!!!
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Lean in, lean out. Lean in, lean out. Lean in, lean-
"Ron!! Knock it off," Hermione screeched as Herrmione hollered, "Wron!! Knock it off!" The two glared at each other and spun away. That is, Herrmione spun away. Hermione happened to be tied to a chair so spinning was a bit of a problem. You could lean forward, as Ron and Wron were so annoyingly proving, but that was about it. So of course you could see that Hermione had a good excuse to scream at her best friend but Herrmione did not. "You backstabber, if you aren't tied to a chair as a prisoner you don't have an excuse for yelling, as our narrator has so artfully already stated. So shut up! For crying out loud, haven't you done enough damage for one day?"
Herrmione Grangler laughed "Well, I'd hardly call betraying your two *best* friends, kidnapping 5 very annoying humans, and declaring my loyalty to Voldymorts damage. Besides, we can all see Ron and Wron are clones so there's no need to keep leaning in at each other like that."
Snake and Ramanda suddenly walked in. Dumbledore was floating in midair and Amanda was dragging on the floor, quoting random movies and yelling, "Have at you! Come on, face me like a man you wimp!" Snake wracked her with his shoe. "OWW!! Come on, tis only a scratch!! The black knight always wins!" She suddenly had a French accent. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! You silly knigget, I fart in your general direction! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
"HUSH UP!! If you quote Monty Python one more time I'll go nuts!" Snake turned to Ramanda with a pained look. "Are you sure she's not your evil clone?"
Ramanda giggled. "Oh Snakey, you are sooooo funny!" Everyone grimaced at the use of his nickname and Harry and Harrney almost lost their lunch when they started kissing again.
"Please, this ain't a romance novel people!" Malfoys and Malfoy strutted in and Herrmione immediately blushed and slid over next to him.
"I wouldn't mind if it was, Malfoys." She batted her eyes and Malfoy stared in horror. "If you're Hermione from Hogwarts I will puke." Herrmione scowled. "I'm hardly that buck toothed, bushy haired moron! I'm from Pigpimples. I'm transferring to Snitherin as soon as we get back she added with a glance at Malfoys. "Besides, who are you and why do you care?"
His chest puffed out. "I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. As a pureblood and Slytherin I was delighted at your scheme took take over the world and have joined your side."
Herrmione scowled again. "You name was enough."
'"You shot the invisible man!' 'Well, how was I supposed to know? He's invisible!' 'You were supposed to shoot up! We both shot up!"
"SHUT UP AMANDA!!!!"
ahem.
Yeah, sorry I took so long to write. Wait, no I'm not. hehehe.
K, I own the clones, XR211, the spaceship, Pigpimples and all its house, but that's all.
So, moving on!!!!
* * * * *
Lean in, lean out. Lean in, lean out. Lean in, lean-
"Ron!! Knock it off," Hermione screeched as Herrmione hollered, "Wron!! Knock it off!" The two glared at each other and spun away. That is, Herrmione spun away. Hermione happened to be tied to a chair so spinning was a bit of a problem. You could lean forward, as Ron and Wron were so annoyingly proving, but that was about it. So of course you could see that Hermione had a good excuse to scream at her best friend but Herrmione did not. "You backstabber, if you aren't tied to a chair as a prisoner you don't have an excuse for yelling, as our narrator has so artfully already stated. So shut up! For crying out loud, haven't you done enough damage for one day?"
Herrmione Grangler laughed "Well, I'd hardly call betraying your two *best* friends, kidnapping 5 very annoying humans, and declaring my loyalty to Voldymorts damage. Besides, we can all see Ron and Wron are clones so there's no need to keep leaning in at each other like that."
Snake and Ramanda suddenly walked in. Dumbledore was floating in midair and Amanda was dragging on the floor, quoting random movies and yelling, "Have at you! Come on, face me like a man you wimp!" Snake wracked her with his shoe. "OWW!! Come on, tis only a scratch!! The black knight always wins!" She suddenly had a French accent. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! You silly knigget, I fart in your general direction! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
"HUSH UP!! If you quote Monty Python one more time I'll go nuts!" Snake turned to Ramanda with a pained look. "Are you sure she's not your evil clone?"
Ramanda giggled. "Oh Snakey, you are sooooo funny!" Everyone grimaced at the use of his nickname and Harry and Harrney almost lost their lunch when they started kissing again.
"Please, this ain't a romance novel people!" Malfoys and Malfoy strutted in and Herrmione immediately blushed and slid over next to him.
"I wouldn't mind if it was, Malfoys." She batted her eyes and Malfoy stared in horror. "If you're Hermione from Hogwarts I will puke." Herrmione scowled. "I'm hardly that buck toothed, bushy haired moron! I'm from Pigpimples. I'm transferring to Snitherin as soon as we get back she added with a glance at Malfoys. "Besides, who are you and why do you care?"
His chest puffed out. "I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. As a pureblood and Slytherin I was delighted at your scheme took take over the world and have joined your side."
Herrmione scowled again. "You name was enough."
'"You shot the invisible man!' 'Well, how was I supposed to know? He's invisible!' 'You were supposed to shoot up! We both shot up!"
"SHUT UP AMANDA!!!!"