Hey, I'm back again to write ANOTHER chapter to what seems like my never
ending story! Ok, Let's get the ads over with.
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Link: No.
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Link: Change commercials! CHANGE COMMERCIALS!
It switches to advertisment 2 just as the Goron is stuffing him in his mouth.
Link: HURRY!
ADVERTISEMENT 2!
Meagan: I am here to encorage you to read.
Readers and Reviewers: Awwwwww, we get this crap from other people and our parents!
Meagan: But you're reading this right now, why can't you read a book?
Readers and Reviewers: It's different.
Meagan: How?
Laura: Oh cummon! You know how it's different! This is pointless! And a book is point..er...full? That's right! I book is pointerfull.
Meagan: No it's not, they both consist of reading!
Laura: Fine.....we'll settle this free-style.
Laura pulls out a boom box, and turns it to some rap while break dancing.
Meagan: Oh, I can do that!
Meagan gets on the floor and starts doing the robot.
Laura: I never thought it was possible to do the robot on the floor.
Meagan: Yup, you sure can.
Laura: FINE! We'll have a skateboard contest.
Laura pulls out a skate board and starts doing awesome tricks.
Meagan: points to skateboard What is that? WHAT IS THAT?!??!?! Is that some kind of robot or something?
Laura: No, it's a skateboard.
Olde Homestar pops up
Olde Homestar: What's a robert? (supposed to be robot pronounce weirdly, not pronounced like the name Robert)
Stinko Man pops up
Stinko Man: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOURE SO DUMB! AHAHAHAHAH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A ROBOT IS! AHAHAHAHAH! YOURE SO STUPID!
Then Stinko Man and Olde Homestar disappear
Meagan: Ok..........Now lets have a skate board contest!
Meagan gets on a skateboards and falls off after 2 feet, and breaks her face.
Laura: Ummmmmmm...ok.....
Laura gets on a skateboard and does more awesome tricks.
Readers and Reviewers: Uhhhhhhhh, we need to go.....place.
Meagan: like a pirate ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: Hey, only me and Amanda can be pirates!
Meagan: PROVE IT!
Me: Ummmm, I think we should go now.
Laura: WHY, I'LL KILL YOU LITTLE BRAT MEAGAN! I'M-A TEAR YOU'RE HEAD! AND THE I'LL....
Me: Ok, we should go now.
STORY!
Chapter 35 THE SUPER LONG CHAPTER!
Link: Whu? Where am I?
Mysterious Person: You are somewhere.
Link: Somewhere where?
Mysterious Person: Somewhere.
Link: frustrated Where somewhere?
Mysterious Person: SOMEWHERE!
Link: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Nevermind! frustrated Then who are you?
Mysterious Person: Who are you?
Link: What?!?!?!?!?! You should know who I am! You kidnapped me, and don't answer my question with a question.
Mysterious Person: What?!?!?!?!?! You should know who I am! You kidnapped me, and don't answer my question with a question.
Link: What the crap? You're copying me!
Mysterious Person: What the crap? You're copying me!
Link: My favorite color is red.
Mysterious Person (MP) : My favorite color is red.
Link: I eat crap.
MP: You eat crap.
Link: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
MP: Ok, I'm-a stop now.
Link: Phew!
MP: Phew!
Link: NOOOOOO!
MP: I'm just kidding.
Link: So, back to the point, who are you and why did you capture me?
MP: I am............DARK LINK!
Link: gasp No, it can't be!
Dark Link: Yup.
Link: Why were you copying me.
Dark Link: Remember in Orcarina of Time when you fought me, I mimicked all your moves, well I don't just mimick your moves, but every now and then I copy what you say.
Link: And, uhhhhh...why did you capture me?
Dark Link: Because! I am, in a way, Link, so why aren't I the Hero of Time?
Link: Because I am good, and you are evil.
Dark Link: BUT I CAN CHANGE!
Link: Hey, I'll let you be Hero of Time for a day, if you let me go.
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: Ummm, Let's ask the goddesses if they'll switch us.
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: Ummmmmmmm.....I don't know......let's shout their names out REAL loud.
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: grrrrrrrrrr! Link this! NAYRU! DIN! FARORE!
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: You're hopeless.
meanwhile
Attagirl: yawn Dude, I'm tired.
Impa: Me too.
Mido: Me four.
Gandalf: Ummmm, I think three comes after two...
Mido: How would you know...You think guys should date guys! How should I trust you to know the alphabet!
Impa: Ummmm, Mido, he's right, and it's not the alphabet....it's numbers.
Mido: How would you know.....you're just some chick.
Impa: OH YEAH! Well, I'm a chick that could beat the crap outta you!
Impa starts beating the crap out of Mido.
Mido: Ow! I didn't think you were THAT tough.
Impa: What! So you though I was some wimpy chick!
Impa started beating the crap outta Mido again.
Mido: Ow! I gues I need to try a new tactic on you.
Impa: Oh! So now you're using me as a guinea pig by trying different tactics?
Impa beat the crap out of Mido once again.
Mido: AHHHH! Um....I love you?
Impa: Oh! So now you're trying to suck up to me?
Impa beats Mido again.
Mido: in high squeaky voice I'm sorry!
Impa: Awwwwwwwwwwww, you said the s-word! You're so sweat, I'm sorry I ever hit you, do you need me to get you anything, gold nuggets? Rupees? Bronze nuggets? Chicken nuggets?
Mido: Ummmmm, just don't hit me again...
Impa looks like she's about to beat Mido up.
Mido: PLEASE?
Impa: Much better.
While they were fighting, Attagirl had just realized her necklace that the Goddesses gave her...WAS GONE! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
Nathan: yeah I bet you forgot he was in here What's wrong Attagirl?
Attagirl: Well, I lost my necklace!
Nathan: Oh, I really don't care.....then he walked to the other side of the cell
Rauru: Hey, how are me going to get out of here?
Attagirl: I F I COULD FIND MY NECKLACE, I COULD FIND OUT A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE!
All: What?
Attagirl: Never mind.
Rauru: So anyway, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE????
Kaepora Gaebora (Yeah, I put him in a long time ago, I'm-a call him Owl from now on): Hoot! I can fly out!
Owl flew to the opening and flew out.
Zelda: Like, is he coming back?
Ruto: Like, I don't think so.
Rauru: I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
meanwhile
Dark Link: Hey! Where'd you get THIS?
Dark Link took a necklace from Link's pocket.
Link: Oh, I stole that from Attagirl.
Dark Link: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Link: I know, It's gold....and shiny.....
Link licked the necklace.
Dark Link: O.o WHY THE CRAP DID YOU JUST LICK THAT NECKLACE?!?!?!?!?
Link: I don't know...
Link licked the necklace again.
Dark Link: HOLY CRAP DUDE! STOPPIT!
Link: Sorry.
Link started licking the necklace again.
Suddenly Nayru appeared.
Nayru: Hello Attag....wait! You're not Attagirl! AND WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU LICKING THAT NECKLACE?!?!?!?!?!
Nayru had looked over and saw Link licking the necklace.
Link: Ummmmmmm.....you're pretty....and shiny!
Nayru: Uhhh...thanks I guess.
Dark Link: That's not a good thing...
Nayru: Why?
Dark Link: You don't want to know what link does to pretty and shiny things...
Link ran over and started licking Nayru's hand.
Nayru: GROSS!
Nayru threw and ball of Light Magic at Link.
Link: AHHHHHHH!
Dark Link: Wait, you're one of the goddesses aren't you!
Nayru: Yup.
Dark Link: Hey, do you think you could switch me and Link, so that I can be Hero of Time for one day?
Nayru: Sure.
Dark Link: Ok, so......switch us.
Nayru: I did.
Dark Link looked down and he was still totally black, and Link was still in the Kokiri outfit.
Dark Link: We don't look any different!
Nayru: Yeah, to yourselves, but to other people you look like Link, and he looks like Dark Link.
Dark Link: That explains why I have a sudden urge to lick you and Attagirl's necklace.
Nayru: You know that sounded totally wrong...
Dark Link: Yeah, I know.
Link: Whoa! I'm free! I don't want to lick things anymore! WOO HOO!
Nayru: Here take, this, just press on it when you want to switch with Link.
She handed Dark Link a Master Sword pin, to pin to his shirt.
Dark Link: Thanks...uhhhhh...how do I press it?
Nayru: Actually just break it in half.
Dark Link: Ok, thanks.
meanwhile
Ganondorf: Melissa Ocean, I want to beak-up with you.
Melissa: Fine with me.
Ganondorf: So, you're ok with it?
Melissa: Actually, I'm quite happy.
Ganondorf: Man! I was hoping you'd cry...
Melissa: You suck.
Ganondorf: So?
Melissa: YOU JUST DO! OK?
Ganondorf: TT
Laura: Brian, ya know, it's high time we break up.
Brian: what...
Laura: I want a divorce.
Brian: Fine, anyway, since I proposed to you with the Ring of Power, I was wondering how you were going to react when we had to burn it...
Laura: ok, so I guess we're divorced.
Brian: Ok, cool.
Beavis and Butt-head pop up.
Beavis: weird laugh Dude, where are we?
Butt-head: Ummmmm, I don't know...
Jay: How did you guys get here?
Beavis: We were watching music videos, when a light appeared.
Butt-head: It was cool.
Me: Cool.
Jay and Silent Bob pop up.
A/N: Just so you know, now there are two Jay's, the Jay from BLOCKBUSTER and the one from Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay (the one from Jay and Silent Bob: Jay SB for short): Dude, where are we?
Silent Bob looks around and shrugs his shoulders.
Jay (SB): Dude...
Jay: Who are you?
Jay (SB): I'm Jay, and this is my bud Silent Bob.
Jay: You can't be Jay, I'm Jay.
Jay (SB): Whoa...I'm confused. Man, we must have smoked some pretty powerful stuff; I'm seeing two of me!
Jay: Ok...........
Me: Cool.....
Laura: Amanda, you've just added 4 more characters, you adding anymore?
Me: Actually yes! I've decided to make my pet fish a main character! GEORGE!
Laura: GEORGE IS SO COOL!
Beavis weird laugh
Butt-head weird laugh
Jay (SB): Dude, just wondering, I may have smoked some powerful stuff, but I know that fish don't breath air.
Silent Bob: shakes head
Me: you know what else.
Jay (SB): What?
Me: I want a kid.
Silent Bob: looks horrified
Me: Yeah, I think I'll make one appear.
I type something, and Stewie (from Family Guy) appears.
Jay (SB): We really are stoned, I just saw a kid appear.
Butt-head: That's cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, that's cool Butt-head.
Butt-head: Shut up bung-hole, I already said it was cool.
Beavis: Don't call me a bung-hole, butt-munch.
Butt-head: shut up.
Jay (SB): Dude, this is awesome...
Beavis: Dude, I just realized, there are chicks here... we could score!
Butt-head: You are totally right, Beavis... walks up to Laura Hey baby.
Laura: Get away.
Butt-head: My name's Butt-head, what about you?
Laura: Amanda.
Butt-head: Hey Amanda.
Me: What?
Butt-head: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Amanda.
Me: I am Amanda.
Butt-head: You just said you're a man.
Me: You wish.
Butt-head: No way, I'm all for the chicks. So anyway, what's your number, Amanda?
Me: Holy Crap! I already said I was Amanda!
Butt-head: No, you're too ugly to be Amanda.
Me: So, I'm still Amanda, and the person you were trying to "score" with was Laura.
Butt-head: No way, my girl would never lie to me.
Laura: Actually, my name is Laura.
Tabytha pops up.
Laura: AMANDA!
Me: What?
Laura: You added another person.
Me: So, it's TABYTHA!
Laura: Yeah, that's pretty cool, but still, in the last ten minutes, you've added Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butt-head, George and Tabytha.
Tabytha: I know who everyone is, except for George, and why am I here?
Me: "cause I wanted you to be, and George is my pet fish.
George: Bubbles
Tabytha: And how do you expect to carry him around? I mean, you're not just going to carry that fish bowl around, are you?
Me: No.....he is.
I hand the bowl to Silent Bob.
Beavis: Fish are cool.
Ganondorf: Please, can we just go destroy the Ring?
Brian: We don't even know where to go.
Me: I do!
Ganondorf: Of course, you're the one writing the story.
Melissa: Weren't we going to go see the Gorons?
Me: Yeah.
Ganondorf: Can you tell us why we need to see the Gorons? I mean, how will they help destroy the Ring.
Jay (SB): Wait, someone fill me in.
Laura: Well, it all started when Link found Gollum, Laura rants for an hour, telling him what happened up 'till now You got that?
Jay (SB): All I can say is, in one ear and out the other.
Laura: I understand.
AND THEN A GROUP OF PEOPLE WALKS IN!
Meanwhile, a bit earlier
Dark Link and Link were switched, and had just arrived at the jail place, for some reason, every one had gotten out.
Dark Link (remember, he looks like Link): How did you guys get out?
Rauru: We all piled on top of each other and threw ourselves out of the opening.
Dark Link: Cool.
Link: We need to go find those witches!
All: O.o
Dark Link: It's ok, he's cool.
All: Ok...
Link: Let's go find those witches!
3 hours later, they find us
meanwhile
Me: Ah! A crowd of people!
Tabytha: No, it's-a mob of clowns.
Me and Laura: shivers
Tabytha: I'm just playing! GOD! Have you ever heard of sarcasm?
Laura and I stare at Tabytha with blank expressions.
Guilliume pops up (pronounced Gyom, go figure).
Guilliume: HON HON HON!
Laura and Tabytha and I crack up, then he disappears.
All of a sudden we are warped to Death Mountain Crater.
Laura: Amanda, good thinking...except for one thing.
Me: What?
Laura: YOU WARPED THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TRYING TO KILL US!
Me: Yeah, I know, I needed to show them we were good my destroying the Ring.
Jay (SB): Dude, we are so high!
Laura: And how are we supposed to destroy the Ring?
Me: Come on! We're in Death Mountain Crater, a VOLCANO!
Laura: You know, you actually did something smart.
Me: Well, I've had four weeks to think about it.
Laura: True.
Link: KILL THEM!
Dark Link: Hey, I don't like being hero of time.
Dark Link broke the Master Sword Pin, and they switched back.
Link: DAMMIT! I hate being Hero of Time too. TT
Me: I'm-a destroy the Ring.
Frodo: NO!
Frodo ran up and snatched the Ring out of my hands.
All: DESTROY IT!
Link: Look at what it's done to us! We've all gone mad!
Ganondorf: I think we all were already mad.
Link: SO! It's done some weird thing, and we're all fighting!
Frodo: I am here now, to do what I came to do, but alas! I cannot do it!
Sam: DAMMIT Mr. Frodo! You ain't taking the Ring like you supposedly did in the book! NO! I've put up with too much shit, and stood by your side! WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE RING RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
Sam walked up to Frodo and punched him in the face, took the Ring, and threw it in the lava.
Frodo: NOOOO!
Frodo jumped in after it and died.
Link: Well, it's over...It's finally over...After all we've been through...
Ganondorf: yup, well...do you think I'm still a witch?
Link: Yes.
Ganondorf: TT
Me: Well, that wraps up this story......STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUAL! I call it....Sauron's Revenge....ooooooooooooo......creepy. It's gonna be a comedy, Sauron's gonna try to kill us, and I'm taking about 40 characters out. PS, still under Zelda category.
Ok, see ya later.
-Amanda
ADVERTISEMENT 1
Link: Ok, I'm-a advertise for swords.
Giant Goron: Buuuuuuuuuuy myyyyyyyy swooooooooooords, nooooooooooooooot myyyyyyyyyyy broooooooooootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's.
Link: Yours suck, they break after 100 hits...
Giant Goron: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut miiiiiiiiiiiiiine areeeeeeeeee betteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
Link: No.
Giant Goron: I'mmmmmmmmmmm goooooooooooing to killllllllllllllllllllllll youuuuuuuuuuu.
Link: Wait! What? This wasn't part of the advertisment.
Giant Goron: And neitheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer was sayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing that myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy swoooooooooooooooooooords suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Link: Change commercials! CHANGE COMMERCIALS!
It switches to advertisment 2 just as the Goron is stuffing him in his mouth.
Link: HURRY!
ADVERTISEMENT 2!
Meagan: I am here to encorage you to read.
Readers and Reviewers: Awwwwww, we get this crap from other people and our parents!
Meagan: But you're reading this right now, why can't you read a book?
Readers and Reviewers: It's different.
Meagan: How?
Laura: Oh cummon! You know how it's different! This is pointless! And a book is point..er...full? That's right! I book is pointerfull.
Meagan: No it's not, they both consist of reading!
Laura: Fine.....we'll settle this free-style.
Laura pulls out a boom box, and turns it to some rap while break dancing.
Meagan: Oh, I can do that!
Meagan gets on the floor and starts doing the robot.
Laura: I never thought it was possible to do the robot on the floor.
Meagan: Yup, you sure can.
Laura: FINE! We'll have a skateboard contest.
Laura pulls out a skate board and starts doing awesome tricks.
Meagan: points to skateboard What is that? WHAT IS THAT?!??!?! Is that some kind of robot or something?
Laura: No, it's a skateboard.
Olde Homestar pops up
Olde Homestar: What's a robert? (supposed to be robot pronounce weirdly, not pronounced like the name Robert)
Stinko Man pops up
Stinko Man: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOURE SO DUMB! AHAHAHAHAH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A ROBOT IS! AHAHAHAHAH! YOURE SO STUPID!
Then Stinko Man and Olde Homestar disappear
Meagan: Ok..........Now lets have a skate board contest!
Meagan gets on a skateboards and falls off after 2 feet, and breaks her face.
Laura: Ummmmmmm...ok.....
Laura gets on a skateboard and does more awesome tricks.
Readers and Reviewers: Uhhhhhhhh, we need to go.....place.
Meagan: like a pirate ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: Hey, only me and Amanda can be pirates!
Meagan: PROVE IT!
Me: Ummmm, I think we should go now.
Laura: WHY, I'LL KILL YOU LITTLE BRAT MEAGAN! I'M-A TEAR YOU'RE HEAD! AND THE I'LL....
Me: Ok, we should go now.
STORY!
Chapter 35 THE SUPER LONG CHAPTER!
Link: Whu? Where am I?
Mysterious Person: You are somewhere.
Link: Somewhere where?
Mysterious Person: Somewhere.
Link: frustrated Where somewhere?
Mysterious Person: SOMEWHERE!
Link: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Nevermind! frustrated Then who are you?
Mysterious Person: Who are you?
Link: What?!?!?!?!?! You should know who I am! You kidnapped me, and don't answer my question with a question.
Mysterious Person: What?!?!?!?!?! You should know who I am! You kidnapped me, and don't answer my question with a question.
Link: What the crap? You're copying me!
Mysterious Person: What the crap? You're copying me!
Link: My favorite color is red.
Mysterious Person (MP) : My favorite color is red.
Link: I eat crap.
MP: You eat crap.
Link: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
MP: Ok, I'm-a stop now.
Link: Phew!
MP: Phew!
Link: NOOOOOO!
MP: I'm just kidding.
Link: So, back to the point, who are you and why did you capture me?
MP: I am............DARK LINK!
Link: gasp No, it can't be!
Dark Link: Yup.
Link: Why were you copying me.
Dark Link: Remember in Orcarina of Time when you fought me, I mimicked all your moves, well I don't just mimick your moves, but every now and then I copy what you say.
Link: And, uhhhhh...why did you capture me?
Dark Link: Because! I am, in a way, Link, so why aren't I the Hero of Time?
Link: Because I am good, and you are evil.
Dark Link: BUT I CAN CHANGE!
Link: Hey, I'll let you be Hero of Time for a day, if you let me go.
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: Ummm, Let's ask the goddesses if they'll switch us.
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: Ummmmmmmm.....I don't know......let's shout their names out REAL loud.
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: grrrrrrrrrr! Link this! NAYRU! DIN! FARORE!
Dark Link: Well, ok... how?
Link: You're hopeless.
meanwhile
Attagirl: yawn Dude, I'm tired.
Impa: Me too.
Mido: Me four.
Gandalf: Ummmm, I think three comes after two...
Mido: How would you know...You think guys should date guys! How should I trust you to know the alphabet!
Impa: Ummmm, Mido, he's right, and it's not the alphabet....it's numbers.
Mido: How would you know.....you're just some chick.
Impa: OH YEAH! Well, I'm a chick that could beat the crap outta you!
Impa starts beating the crap out of Mido.
Mido: Ow! I didn't think you were THAT tough.
Impa: What! So you though I was some wimpy chick!
Impa started beating the crap outta Mido again.
Mido: Ow! I gues I need to try a new tactic on you.
Impa: Oh! So now you're using me as a guinea pig by trying different tactics?
Impa beat the crap out of Mido once again.
Mido: AHHHH! Um....I love you?
Impa: Oh! So now you're trying to suck up to me?
Impa beats Mido again.
Mido: in high squeaky voice I'm sorry!
Impa: Awwwwwwwwwwww, you said the s-word! You're so sweat, I'm sorry I ever hit you, do you need me to get you anything, gold nuggets? Rupees? Bronze nuggets? Chicken nuggets?
Mido: Ummmmm, just don't hit me again...
Impa looks like she's about to beat Mido up.
Mido: PLEASE?
Impa: Much better.
While they were fighting, Attagirl had just realized her necklace that the Goddesses gave her...WAS GONE! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
Nathan: yeah I bet you forgot he was in here What's wrong Attagirl?
Attagirl: Well, I lost my necklace!
Nathan: Oh, I really don't care.....then he walked to the other side of the cell
Rauru: Hey, how are me going to get out of here?
Attagirl: I F I COULD FIND MY NECKLACE, I COULD FIND OUT A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE!
All: What?
Attagirl: Never mind.
Rauru: So anyway, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE????
Kaepora Gaebora (Yeah, I put him in a long time ago, I'm-a call him Owl from now on): Hoot! I can fly out!
Owl flew to the opening and flew out.
Zelda: Like, is he coming back?
Ruto: Like, I don't think so.
Rauru: I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
meanwhile
Dark Link: Hey! Where'd you get THIS?
Dark Link took a necklace from Link's pocket.
Link: Oh, I stole that from Attagirl.
Dark Link: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Link: I know, It's gold....and shiny.....
Link licked the necklace.
Dark Link: O.o WHY THE CRAP DID YOU JUST LICK THAT NECKLACE?!?!?!?!?
Link: I don't know...
Link licked the necklace again.
Dark Link: HOLY CRAP DUDE! STOPPIT!
Link: Sorry.
Link started licking the necklace again.
Suddenly Nayru appeared.
Nayru: Hello Attag....wait! You're not Attagirl! AND WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU LICKING THAT NECKLACE?!?!?!?!?!
Nayru had looked over and saw Link licking the necklace.
Link: Ummmmmmm.....you're pretty....and shiny!
Nayru: Uhhh...thanks I guess.
Dark Link: That's not a good thing...
Nayru: Why?
Dark Link: You don't want to know what link does to pretty and shiny things...
Link ran over and started licking Nayru's hand.
Nayru: GROSS!
Nayru threw and ball of Light Magic at Link.
Link: AHHHHHHH!
Dark Link: Wait, you're one of the goddesses aren't you!
Nayru: Yup.
Dark Link: Hey, do you think you could switch me and Link, so that I can be Hero of Time for one day?
Nayru: Sure.
Dark Link: Ok, so......switch us.
Nayru: I did.
Dark Link looked down and he was still totally black, and Link was still in the Kokiri outfit.
Dark Link: We don't look any different!
Nayru: Yeah, to yourselves, but to other people you look like Link, and he looks like Dark Link.
Dark Link: That explains why I have a sudden urge to lick you and Attagirl's necklace.
Nayru: You know that sounded totally wrong...
Dark Link: Yeah, I know.
Link: Whoa! I'm free! I don't want to lick things anymore! WOO HOO!
Nayru: Here take, this, just press on it when you want to switch with Link.
She handed Dark Link a Master Sword pin, to pin to his shirt.
Dark Link: Thanks...uhhhhh...how do I press it?
Nayru: Actually just break it in half.
Dark Link: Ok, thanks.
meanwhile
Ganondorf: Melissa Ocean, I want to beak-up with you.
Melissa: Fine with me.
Ganondorf: So, you're ok with it?
Melissa: Actually, I'm quite happy.
Ganondorf: Man! I was hoping you'd cry...
Melissa: You suck.
Ganondorf: So?
Melissa: YOU JUST DO! OK?
Ganondorf: TT
Laura: Brian, ya know, it's high time we break up.
Brian: what...
Laura: I want a divorce.
Brian: Fine, anyway, since I proposed to you with the Ring of Power, I was wondering how you were going to react when we had to burn it...
Laura: ok, so I guess we're divorced.
Brian: Ok, cool.
Beavis and Butt-head pop up.
Beavis: weird laugh Dude, where are we?
Butt-head: Ummmmm, I don't know...
Jay: How did you guys get here?
Beavis: We were watching music videos, when a light appeared.
Butt-head: It was cool.
Me: Cool.
Jay and Silent Bob pop up.
A/N: Just so you know, now there are two Jay's, the Jay from BLOCKBUSTER and the one from Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay (the one from Jay and Silent Bob: Jay SB for short): Dude, where are we?
Silent Bob looks around and shrugs his shoulders.
Jay (SB): Dude...
Jay: Who are you?
Jay (SB): I'm Jay, and this is my bud Silent Bob.
Jay: You can't be Jay, I'm Jay.
Jay (SB): Whoa...I'm confused. Man, we must have smoked some pretty powerful stuff; I'm seeing two of me!
Jay: Ok...........
Me: Cool.....
Laura: Amanda, you've just added 4 more characters, you adding anymore?
Me: Actually yes! I've decided to make my pet fish a main character! GEORGE!
Laura: GEORGE IS SO COOL!
Beavis weird laugh
Butt-head weird laugh
Jay (SB): Dude, just wondering, I may have smoked some powerful stuff, but I know that fish don't breath air.
Silent Bob: shakes head
Me: you know what else.
Jay (SB): What?
Me: I want a kid.
Silent Bob: looks horrified
Me: Yeah, I think I'll make one appear.
I type something, and Stewie (from Family Guy) appears.
Jay (SB): We really are stoned, I just saw a kid appear.
Butt-head: That's cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, that's cool Butt-head.
Butt-head: Shut up bung-hole, I already said it was cool.
Beavis: Don't call me a bung-hole, butt-munch.
Butt-head: shut up.
Jay (SB): Dude, this is awesome...
Beavis: Dude, I just realized, there are chicks here... we could score!
Butt-head: You are totally right, Beavis... walks up to Laura Hey baby.
Laura: Get away.
Butt-head: My name's Butt-head, what about you?
Laura: Amanda.
Butt-head: Hey Amanda.
Me: What?
Butt-head: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Amanda.
Me: I am Amanda.
Butt-head: You just said you're a man.
Me: You wish.
Butt-head: No way, I'm all for the chicks. So anyway, what's your number, Amanda?
Me: Holy Crap! I already said I was Amanda!
Butt-head: No, you're too ugly to be Amanda.
Me: So, I'm still Amanda, and the person you were trying to "score" with was Laura.
Butt-head: No way, my girl would never lie to me.
Laura: Actually, my name is Laura.
Tabytha pops up.
Laura: AMANDA!
Me: What?
Laura: You added another person.
Me: So, it's TABYTHA!
Laura: Yeah, that's pretty cool, but still, in the last ten minutes, you've added Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butt-head, George and Tabytha.
Tabytha: I know who everyone is, except for George, and why am I here?
Me: "cause I wanted you to be, and George is my pet fish.
George: Bubbles
Tabytha: And how do you expect to carry him around? I mean, you're not just going to carry that fish bowl around, are you?
Me: No.....he is.
I hand the bowl to Silent Bob.
Beavis: Fish are cool.
Ganondorf: Please, can we just go destroy the Ring?
Brian: We don't even know where to go.
Me: I do!
Ganondorf: Of course, you're the one writing the story.
Melissa: Weren't we going to go see the Gorons?
Me: Yeah.
Ganondorf: Can you tell us why we need to see the Gorons? I mean, how will they help destroy the Ring.
Jay (SB): Wait, someone fill me in.
Laura: Well, it all started when Link found Gollum, Laura rants for an hour, telling him what happened up 'till now You got that?
Jay (SB): All I can say is, in one ear and out the other.
Laura: I understand.
AND THEN A GROUP OF PEOPLE WALKS IN!
Meanwhile, a bit earlier
Dark Link and Link were switched, and had just arrived at the jail place, for some reason, every one had gotten out.
Dark Link (remember, he looks like Link): How did you guys get out?
Rauru: We all piled on top of each other and threw ourselves out of the opening.
Dark Link: Cool.
Link: We need to go find those witches!
All: O.o
Dark Link: It's ok, he's cool.
All: Ok...
Link: Let's go find those witches!
3 hours later, they find us
meanwhile
Me: Ah! A crowd of people!
Tabytha: No, it's-a mob of clowns.
Me and Laura: shivers
Tabytha: I'm just playing! GOD! Have you ever heard of sarcasm?
Laura and I stare at Tabytha with blank expressions.
Guilliume pops up (pronounced Gyom, go figure).
Guilliume: HON HON HON!
Laura and Tabytha and I crack up, then he disappears.
All of a sudden we are warped to Death Mountain Crater.
Laura: Amanda, good thinking...except for one thing.
Me: What?
Laura: YOU WARPED THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TRYING TO KILL US!
Me: Yeah, I know, I needed to show them we were good my destroying the Ring.
Jay (SB): Dude, we are so high!
Laura: And how are we supposed to destroy the Ring?
Me: Come on! We're in Death Mountain Crater, a VOLCANO!
Laura: You know, you actually did something smart.
Me: Well, I've had four weeks to think about it.
Laura: True.
Link: KILL THEM!
Dark Link: Hey, I don't like being hero of time.
Dark Link broke the Master Sword Pin, and they switched back.
Link: DAMMIT! I hate being Hero of Time too. TT
Me: I'm-a destroy the Ring.
Frodo: NO!
Frodo ran up and snatched the Ring out of my hands.
All: DESTROY IT!
Link: Look at what it's done to us! We've all gone mad!
Ganondorf: I think we all were already mad.
Link: SO! It's done some weird thing, and we're all fighting!
Frodo: I am here now, to do what I came to do, but alas! I cannot do it!
Sam: DAMMIT Mr. Frodo! You ain't taking the Ring like you supposedly did in the book! NO! I've put up with too much shit, and stood by your side! WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE RING RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
Sam walked up to Frodo and punched him in the face, took the Ring, and threw it in the lava.
Frodo: NOOOO!
Frodo jumped in after it and died.
Link: Well, it's over...It's finally over...After all we've been through...
Ganondorf: yup, well...do you think I'm still a witch?
Link: Yes.
Ganondorf: TT
Me: Well, that wraps up this story......STAY TUNED FOR THE SEQUAL! I call it....Sauron's Revenge....ooooooooooooo......creepy. It's gonna be a comedy, Sauron's gonna try to kill us, and I'm taking about 40 characters out. PS, still under Zelda category.
Ok, see ya later.
-Amanda