Author's Note: Here is part four I hope that you like it as much as you liked the other chapters, I had to kick Webb out of the picture because he was in the way of divine Shipper intervention. So now he is gone, you can formulate your own twisted way of how he met his grizzly end. Also I did write in another language for one part of this it is NOT a computer error and after it Bud will translate it for you. Please read and review and I apologize for it being a little short.

JAG HQ

1115 Romeo

"Sir the Admiral would like to see you and the Colonel." Coates said sticking her head into Harm's office.

"I'll get him Coates." She said not realizing her slip

"Umm don't you mean her?" Coates asked.

"Yeah, I'm just a little distracted today." Mac covered her slip and stood up, and then walked to her office, to get Harm.

"Hey, Harm let's go." She hissed and Harm looked up and stood up and, pulled his skirt down, apparently he hadn't learned how to sit like a woman either or the skirt wouldn't have bunched.

"Where are we going Harm?" He asked.

"The Admiral wants to see us so just act like I normally would."

"What bored and slightly bitchy?" Harm snapped softy and Mac shot back.

"Well look Mr. High and Mighty, I didn't want this to happen anymore than you did so lets just try to agree."

They then walked to the Admiral's office and after hearing him growl, 'enter' they stood at attention in front of his desk.

"Colonel…"

"Yes sir?" Mac automatically stepped forward.

"Not you Commander, unless you two are role playing." The Admiral snapped rather coldly.

"Umm right sir sorry sir." Mac apologized.

"Now Colonel…Colonel." The Admiral said impatiently. Mac kicked Harm in the shin.

"Ouch!… Yes sir?" The Admiral looked confused.

"Nice of you to join us Colonel, the Commander's habit of being up in the clouds is starting to rub off on you. Now what is the status of the Harrell case?" Harm panicked, he didn't know a tiny bit of that case, Mac was working with Sturgis on it, so he improvised.

"Well sir things are going as can be expected and it should be a day or two before it's wrapped up."

"That's good to know considering you only go the case the day before yesterday."

Oh crap! Way to go Rabb! Harm thought to himself. Mac on the other hand was ready to explode.

Damn it! He's a lawyer and he can't even get the story at least believable. He is hopeless and I am in huge trouble. I don't even have preliminary notes yet.

"Good, and Commander, please consider what we talked about the other day, and let me know so I can ready the paperwork. That is all, dismissed." The Admiral said and went back to his paperwork as they took their leave. As soon as they were out of earshot of the Admiral Mac started in on Harm.

"Thanks a ton that was really nice of you. Do you know how angry he is going to be when he finds out the truth, I think I am starting to…"

"Ixnay on the odybay wictchsay." Harm said and making the dead gesture with his finger across his neck.

"ORFAY ETE'SPAY AKESAY! Ouyay nowkay hatway? I eednay otay hinktay nday I on'tday antway otay eesay ouryay acefay ntiluay… ellway I on'tday nowkay henway!" Harm said turning abruptly around and striding down to Harm's office. Mac quickly rushed to her own office and at the same moment there was a unified slam as their doors shut at the same moment.

Bud and Harriet looked at each other. Harriet spoke first.

"That was odd. They just walked into the wrong offices and what on earth were they babbling about it wasn't making any sense."

"They were specking pig Latin, I think the Commander said 'Nix on the body switch' and the Colonel said and I quote, 'For Pete's sake! You know what? I need to think and I don't want to see your face until… until well I don't know when' It still doesn't make much sense even in English, a body switch? What is that supposed to mean? Do you think that maybe they actually…"

"Bud you watch way too much Star Trek, I am sure that they were just…" Sturgis who had overheard their conversation paused as Harm and Mac or who they thought was Harm and Mac walked out of the other's office. Then with a cold glare at the other they when into the correct offices. Sturgis turned back to the files and then grabbing one headed to Mac's office.

"Mind if I come in?"

"Umm no not at all." Harm said lifting his face out of his hands. Sturgis sat down.

"So since we are friends I do you mind if I ask what all that was about in the bullpen?"

"Yeah fire away." Harm sighed.

"Do you still love him?" Sturgis asked bluntly.

"Excuse me? Do I what? Love who?"

"Well you told me awhile ago that you loved Harm and now that Webb is out of the picture I was just asking whether or not you still loved Harm."

"It's over? Uh I mean of course it's over, and I…" Harm paused he was too shocked and too excited to speck. Webb was out of the way now all he had to do was get his body back and... Had Mac at one time said she loved him?

"Yes I do I still love that Flyboy even though he is cocky arrogant and pigheaded and had an ego bigger than an Admirals." Harm tried to sound like Mac and apparently Sturgis had believed it, and he asked another question.

"I didn't know you both spoke pig Latin, man everything sounds twice as mean when you yell in pig Latin, how long have you two been doing that?"

"Well I'm not really sure, we just started going at it and well you saw how it turned out."

"Alright, I got to get back to work see you later." Sturgis stood and took his leave and closed the door behind him. As soon as it shut Harm exclaimed,

"YES! FINALLY!!" Everyone's head in the bullpen turned and they saw Harm or rather Mac doing what looked like a little happy/victory dance. She must have been really happy about something, because when a Marine dances it is a big deal. Rumors began to fly like wildfire due to Harriet and help from Sturgis you was fanning them. The real Mac couldn't understand what all the commotion was about she just leaned over one of Harm's files and continued to work.