*takes out phonograph used by many a fan-fic-er before me, plays disc* I do not own any of these characters, so don't sue me! *end of disc* but thanks to Firaxis for such a great game! Oh, I've never seen a real dating game before :/
Morgan: Hello! Not-so-live from Morgan Holocommunications, it's *loudly* the Planet Dating Game! I'm your host, Nwo…Nuh…Nunnie…Nuh-bootie, aww heck; I can't even pronounce my name Morgan!
*clapping hands, tentacles; there are mindworms in the crowd for some reason*
Morgan: Let's meet our lovely Lady, Deirdre Skye!
Deirdre: Thank you Morgan! My mindworms would like to have the pleasure of raising their larvae in your mind!
*mindworms hold signs up that say 'go earthdeirdre go!'*
Morgan: I hate you too! And let's meet our eligible bachelors! Bachelor #1 hails from University Base, is one heck of a thinker, but is not resistant to probing (heh heh heh): Prokhor Zakharov.
Zakharov: Hello Morgan. I am elated to be here.
Deirdre: Hello. You seem to know your words.
Morgan: Bachelor #2 hails from UN Headquarters, and is inefficient but talented: Pravin Lal!
Lal: Peace be with you.
Deirdre: Dude, you're a hippie too? D'you wanna go smoke some planetmoss back behind Last Rose of Summer with me?
Lal: …
Deirdre: Wut? Did I say something wrong?
Morgan: Anyways… Contestant #3 hails from The Hive; industrious and reproductive (heh heh heh), but not trade-friendly…. It's Shen-Ji Yang!
Yang: *googly eyes* you are under my control… you are under my control…
Morgan: Yes master… what do y--- wait, wait, what's going on?
Yang: All I said was 'hello Deirdre.'
Deirdre: Did not! *sticks tongue out*
Morgan: Yes… well… your first question, Deirdre?
Deirdre: Bachelor #1, I come out of the changing room wearing the ugliest dress. What do you say?
Zakharov: Putting on that dress was not logical.
Deirdre: How…logical…uh…*cough* OK, #2?
Lal: I have an idea! You wear that at midnight, in a pitch black tent where there was nobody there! And now you'll wear this one.
Deirdre: Compromisy…. Are you sure you won't puff the magic dragon with me?
Lal: …
Deirdre: Wut? #3?
Yang: *googly eyes* you are under my control…
*a crazed Believer in the crowd stands up and says "Yes master…" and points a particle impactor at Lal; but horrible misses and drills a hold through Yang's skull instead. A Morgan Security Patrol responds with a gatling to the head of the Believer.
Morgan: Erhem… yes… Security Patrol, drag these bodies into the dumpster, thank you…
*The MSP obediently responds and drags the corpses outside.*
Morgan: Well, seeing that we're down to two, it's time for the SUPER BONUS ROUND!
Deirdre: Bachelor #2, some of my best friends are mindworms. How do you feel about that?
*Mindworms stand up happily and form a writhing smiley out of their tentacles*
Lal: Will they hurt me?
Deirdre: Not unless I order them to.
Lal: Can they join the UN?
Deirdre: I guess… o_O
Lal: Yay! They can be my friend too!
Deirdre: OK. That was weird. #1?
Zakharov: Are they dead?
Deirdre: No…
Zakharov: Darn, because if they were, I could dissect them and do heinous experiments on them! *evil laugh*
Deirdre: Euuughhh! :P Bachelor #2 wins!
Lal: Yaaay!
*Cheering, applause, Deirdre and Lal kiss, etc. etc. etc.*
Morgan: Well, that's it today from Morgan Holocommunications! This is CEO Morgan, signing off!
So there's my story! I hope you liked it, even though it was pretty pitiful if I do say so myself. It was fun to write ^_^. R&R for another game show and be sure to vote for which one:
-The Planet Dating Game (1 male, 3 females)
-The Planet Dating Game (Alien Crossfire version)
-Any mix of the above!
-Planet Survivor (hard for me)
-The Bachelor: Planet (hard for me-Aki Zeta 5 sure would be funny ^_^)
-Planet Big Brother (see above notes)
-anything else… *you choose!*
So R&R! 2 votes for one show= me writing it!