Title: Soulmate Soaps (Until I think of a better name()

Author: Ice Sway

Rating: 15+

Spoilers: All the Night World books and characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are mentioned in this fiction, this is just a distorted version of what the night world soul mates would be like in a television soap opera.

Summary: All your favorite soul mate couples come together in the Circle Daybreak mansion to wreak havoc and be as trashy as possible, in this little soap opera. Lots of scandals, lots of lies, and defiantly lots of cliché's.

Authors Note: I have no idea why I started this, probably coz they've taken Passions off tv for the holidays and I have nothing to entertain me except The Bold And The Beautiful( I hope you like it and please review good or bad and you can tell me some ideas if you want but I can't guarantee that'll I'll use all of them( So enjoy and hopefully its not too lame.

Chapter 1

"Oh my god!" Rashel cried as she pulled the black bed sheets over her naked body, "What have I done?" She desperately tried to remember what happened last night, she was at the circle daybreak mansion at their annual meeting. She remembered fighting with Quinn about something, Rashel's head started throbbing trying to remember, oh and then she started drinking and drinking and now here she was in this unfamiliar room in a bed naked!

She heard a groan next to her and found a head of blonde hair was facing her, she knew Quinn hadn't recently tried to experience if blondes do have more fun. Just as she was thinking of a way to get out of there, the stranger rolled over. Rashel gasped, "Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!" she repeated.

"What's wrong Mary Lynette?" Ash grumbled half asleep.

Rashel pulled the rest of the bed sheet over her, causing Ash to all out of the bed. "What are you doing Mar-.Holy shit! You're not Mare!" Ash squinted still disoriented from sleep and a horrendous hang over, "Rashel? What are you doing here? What happened?"

"I think it's pretty clear what happened, considering I just woke up NAKED in the same bed as YOU!"

"What do you mean? How do you know that we didn't just mistake this as someone else's room and fell asleep and and." Ash was grasping at straws, "and you're naked because . uh .. That's how you prefer to sleep, with .uh no pajamas."

Rashel grimaced, "Yeah, well, perhaps you missed the part where it was YOU in the bed NAKED next to a NAKED girl, and notice that I am emphasizing YOU for a reason." Rashel ran her hands over her face, "How could you let this happen?"

"What!?" Ash jumped up "Hey, I'm pretty sure I didn't have sex with myself you know!" he cried. Ash looked down and saw that he was still naked, "Crap," he mumbled and stood behind the chair in front of the dressing table. "Anyway, what makes you think that I wasn't the one who was taken advantage of? You know, you're a strong girl."

"Um Ash," Rashel snickered.

Ash continued, "Sorry, strong WOMAN I mean. But it is quite possible that I am the victim here and. and. and what are you laughing at? There's nothing funny about this!" he said annoyed.

Rashel pointed behind Ash to where his naked behind was reflected in the dressers mirror.

Ash threw her a lazy smile, "Yeah, real mature," he walked back over to the bed and jumped under the blanket, "Look we just need to calm down and think rationally about this."

"Yeah, and I think a lot more rationally when I'm wearing clothes," Rashel said as she made her way to the door. "We'll talk more about this later and figure out what to do then." She looked outside the door to make sure the coast was clear and then ran to her room.

"Looking forward to it," grumbled ash and put a pillow over his head, trying to block out everything that had happen in the last 24 hours.

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Blaise watched Rashel run back to her room with a bed sheet wrapped around her, she smirked, well well well, what have we got here, she thought. Blaise slowly walked over to the door where Rashel had just run out. She knocked softly on the door with her freshly manicured long red nails.

"What?!?" a familiar annoyed voice rang out. Blaise smiled maliciously and kept walking. My dear cousin, you are back to your old ways, she thought, finally. She stopped at the large mirror that hung on the wall to observe her reflection. She had her favorite red silk shirt on that plunged daringly down at the front, and swaying black pants that looked like liquid, she looked gorgeous as usual and she knew it. She leaned in to fix her already perfect smoky hair, when she noticed a tiny blemish on her cheek. "Lupe!" she screamed, and Lupe the maid came running all dressed in a traditional black and wait maids outfit, complete with the feather duster and white paper hat.

"Yes Miss Harman, is something wrong?" Lupe looked at Blaise and then looked around the hallway, trying to figure out what was wrong. "Yes Lupe something is wrong!" Blaise snarled, "You see I'm looking in this mirror as I have always done before, but today there seems to be something wrong with it. Can you tell what is wrong with it?"

Lupe cautiously looked over the mirror, "No mam, I can't seem to find anything wrong with it." She said nervously, Blaise always made Lupe uncomfortable and even a bit scared.

Blaise exploded, "I'll tell you what's wrong with it! Everyday I look in the mirror and as usual I see me," she slowed her speech but it dripped with menace, "Gorgeous, spot free me! But today do you know what I see? I see a spot!" Blaise pointed at her face, Lupe squinted to see what she was pointing at. "This mirror is dirty, I want you to get rid if it now! Then you can bring me back a mirror that does not make me have blemishes!"

"But miss the mirror is clean. I just finished cleaning the whole hallway this morning. I think we should just leave it where it is and maybe your pimple will go away." Lupe did not want to give in to Blaise even if it did mean the end of her. It had taken her far to long to clean up the hallway and the mansion after last nights Circle meeting and was not in the mood to remove a perfectly good, clean mirror.

"Pimple!!!" Blaise face twisted in rage, she clenched her teeth and glared at the mirror, it shattered into a million pieces. "Well, it looks like you'll have to get rid of it now then huh?" she smiled sweetly and sauntered off, leaving Lupe to clean the mess. I will not let that werewolf, let alone a maid ruin my morning, she thought. She needed to start plotting a way of using Ash and Rashel's little sleep over to her advantage.

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"Lupe what happened? Are you alright?" Thierry and Hannah ran over to where Lupe was picking up the shattered mirror.

"I'm fine Lord Thierry, just a little run in with Blaise. I think she's upset about a pimple." Lupe nodded

"Did you say pimple. On Blaise. See Gill, I told you the spell you cast worked." Thea squealed. Gillian trailed behind Thea, with the faint hint of satisfaction on her face. "Wow, I can't believe it actually worked," she said softly, "this is so cool."

"Wait, so you two are responsible for Blaise and this broken mirror?" Thierry smiled down on the two girls. "You know you should be more careful, Blaise might not see this in such a humorous light as you do."

"And you don't wont her as an enemy now do you," Hannah said as more as a warning than a question, "I think maybe you two should help Lupe clean up this mess, hmm?"

Both girls nodded, they knew better than to argue with Lady Hannah. Even though she was practically the same age as everyone else, she held a very authoritive position besides Thierry, basking in his lordship. Thierry and Hannah were like the King and Queen of the Circle Daybreak mansion. But sometimes people got jealous of their thrall of power, some people don't see Hannah and Thierry above them, and those people are tired of having to put up with their rules.

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"I'm so sick of putting up with their rules!" cried Keller, "I don't see why they're the rulers when it should be you and I! I mean you are the prince of the shape shifters why shouldn't YOU be the king of circle daybreak as well! And as you king, I, of course would be your queen and then I could show everyone just how to make the Night World work for Circle Daybreak."

Galen just layed in bed while Keller paced furiously around the room, "C'mon honey bunch, just relax and come back to bed."

"Oh I'm relaxed, I'm very relaxed," Keller started speaking a hundred miles an hour, "See how relaxed I was when Hannah ordered me out of HER chair last night at the gathering?" she put on a distorted version of Hannah's voice, "Excuse me Keller but your in my seat, don't you know I sit at the head of the table, because I'm an old soul and Thierry's a lord of the Night World so that makes me better than anybody else."

"Honey, I think your bordering on obsessive," Galen yawned, "Just come back to bed and."

"You know what I bet you that she does think she's better than me," Keller's eyes light up with rage, "Yeah that's it she thinks she's better than me, well, she didn't EARN her position, she just hides behind Thierry. Just wait, me and you Galen, soon it'll be me and you running this joint, just you and me."

Galen pushed himself up so he was leaning on his elbows and smiled, "So now are you gonna come back to bed," he rubbed the empty space next to him.

"God, would you stop being so HORNY!"

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