Disclaimer:
I refuse to say that again! SUE ME FOR ALL I CARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! lol
Notes:
Dedicated to probably one of our (Meaning the five of us - Ice, Liz, Raven, Heather, and myself) biggest fans, Lyssa, and all of her friends that she has forced to make read Ice and mine's story! She amazes me everyday. She is exactly like me, which is frightening! Have a good birthday party girl! ^_- This is my present to you.
I know I have been neglecting Raven and Heather, so this chapter, and the next one will mostly be about them, and of course everyone's favorite character, Liz. ^_^ Nah, I am not jealous Liz is everyone's favorite. I think it is cool, and she seems to love the attention anyway. lol
WARNING! This chapter is INSANE! MWUAHAHAHAHAH! Not really . . .it's just kinda long 'cause I got really inspired. *giggles evilly*
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Liz sighed as she paced around her room in the hotel. She was bored, and there was nothing to do!
Sure, kidnapping the guys had been fun, but what next? Why wasn't everything NOT boring!?
"THAT'S IT!" She screamed, scaring Raven whom had been watching TV.
"What's what?" Raven asked, confused, as she flipped the TV off.
"I am sick of being stuck in this room! Brooke and Lupin are always like, "Stay inside, stay inside!" and I am like, "No, no!" and they are all-"
"I get it! Geez. So what are you going to do?" Raven asked.
Liz grinned evilly.
"Oh God. . ." Raven mumbled, knowing this could not be good.
Liz nodded her head, still grinning that evil grin of hers, and walked out of the room. Raven rolled her eyes, but followed because she had nothing better to do.
~*~
It had taken a moment for Liz to set up the things she needed for her "Evil Plan A - Destination: Fudging Badgers" as she put it. She had set up everything in Draco's bedroom. Thankfully Snape had left for 'unknown business' that he needed to attend too. They all knew he was going to tell Dumbledore they were all okay, but everyone acted as if they hadn't known. Dumbledore seemed to not mind as long as Snape reported to him because he had not sent those evil ghostly things to get them. Yet!
"Okay, listen up troops!" Liz yelled at the top of her lungs. She grinned, "I always wanted to do that!"
Draco, Harry, Heather, and Raven sat on Draco's bed as they were briefed on the operation by an army dress clad Liz. She even used Harry's wand as a pointer as she pointed at the little stick people on a board.
"This, is us." She pointed to a little group of stick people, "And this is Brooke and Oliver." She pointed to two other stick people that had little hearts over their heads, "Now, they are in the lobby downstairs." She pointed to the picture that said 'lobby', "Our job is to get these *once again she pointed at Brooke and Oliver* badgers to fudge each other." She said.
Raven raised her hand, "What the Hell are you talking about?" She asked.
Heather looked like she was going to faint, "Omigod! We want them to fudge each other!? That is, like, satanic stuff, isn't it!?" She asked, her eyes wide in fear.
Draco grinned evilly, "Yes, Heather. They will summon demons to their bidding!" He said with an evil, hissing voice.
Heather screamed, covered her hands over her ears, and began to rock back and forth mumbling incomprehensible words.
Harry continued to stare at the board then looked at Liz, "What do you mean by 'fudge each other'?" He asked.
Liz grinned, "Are you familiar with the word sex?" She asked, her eyes glazing over.
Harry gulped, his face went beet red, "Y-yes." He said, his voice a bit hoarse.
Draco busted out laughing, "Pottyhead doesn't know a thing about sex!" He said.
Harry glared at him, but said nothing.
Raven rolled her eyes.
Heather, however, continued to rock back and forth crying.
"Draco, what do you know about sex?" Liz asked playing with Harry's wand.
Draco gave his trademark smirk, "It's great." He replied simply.
"How would you know? You are a virgin." Liz said softly, swishing the wand back and forth.
Draco's face went red slightly, "I am not!" He yelled.
Liz nodded her head, "Yes, you are. You can deny it, but you and I both know it is true." She said, making a lamp float in the air.
Raven raised an eyebrow, "How do you know magic Liz?" She asked.
All of a sudden the lamp fell to the ground, and Liz blinked, the glaze gone from her eyes.
"THE BADGERS!"
~*~
Heather, and Raven quietly crept down to the lobby to find Brooke and Oliver sitting on the couch. They didn't look very comfortable in each other's presents.
"Okay, you know the plan." Heather whispered to Raven.
She growled, "Do we have too?" She asked looking at Oliver, "He is to cute to go out with Brooke!" She added.
Heather rolled her eyes, "Let's go." She said, standing up.
"AAHHHH!!!"
~*~
Brooke and Oliver turned sharply when they heard a loud thump, and found Heather sprawled out on the floor, with Raven laughing insanely at her stupidity.
"What happened?" Brooke asked.
"She - HAHA - Heather fell down the stairs!" Raven said, still laughing.
Heather smiled nervously, "H-hi guys!" She said in a high-pitched voice.
Raven's laugher subsided, "It's our turn to watch." She said snickering.
Brooke raised an eyebrow in their direction, "Remus and Sirius Okayed this?" She asked.
The two nodded.
"We're going to die." Brooke mumbled then looked over at Oliver, "Let's go." She added and walked away with him right behind her.
Raven and Heather watched them leave then Heather pulled out a walky-talky, "This is Interesting-but-so-blond-it-is-damn-ass-craaaaazzzyyy Badger calling . . .uh . . .Draco." She said into the communicator.
There was a long pause.
"Where the fuck did you get that codename?!" He yelled.
Heather and Raven heard yelling on the other end then Liz came on.
"Heather! Draco is Disgruntled Dragon, remember?"
Heather bit her lip, "Sorry 'bout that Liz." She muttered.
"I'm not Liz! I'm the Head Cheese!!" Liz yelled, frustrated.
"Sorry! SORRY!" Heather cried, also getting frustrated that she was being yelled at.
Raven grabbed the walky-talky, growling, "Head Cheese this is Jedi Master of Bullshit. Get ready! The Badgers are on their way!" She yelled.
There was a short pause.
"You sure?"
"YES!!!"
~*~
Brooke and Oliver finally managed to make it up to their rooms, but oddly enough Oliver's door to his room was locked! Trying everything they could think of didn't work to open it.
"Why in the world is it not working!?" Oliver muttered under his breath.
Brooke bit her lip, "Maybe someone in there wants some privacy?" She said under her breath.
Oliver scrunched up his nose (Author: EEEE!! CUTENESS!) at the thought, but shrugged.
Brooke looked thoughtfully at her room, "Well, you can stay in my room for the night, or at least until whoever it is in there unlocks the door . . ." She said then looked back over at him.
His cheeks were a dark red, "I, uh, suppose so." He said nervously.
Brooke tried not to laugh as the two went inside her room.
Meanwhile Liz finally opened the door to Remus and Sirius' room, "Mission - hopefully - accomplished!" She muttered under her breath.
"My hands hurt from holding onto the handle for so long!" Draco complained, behind her.
Liz looked over at him, "Oh shut up! At least they didn't use a wand to try to break in!" She muttered.
Draco, for a moment, looked thoughtful, but then turned back to pouting, "It's not fair! Those two are getting all the action, and I am not!" He cried.
Liz grinned evilly.
"Oh shit . . ." Draco muttered, eyes wide in fear/surprise (Author: We shall never know! XD).
"You said you wanted some action, didn't you?" She asked sweetly.
Draco gulped, "U-uh . . ."
Liz, once again, grinned evilly, and shut the door.
Thankfully Remus and Sirius didn't come back to their room that night!
~*~*~*~
Just a little Brooke/Oliver and Liz/Draco bit there. Will that satisfy you for now Liz? XD
Listen dear children, I am the voice from your pillow . . .telling you to REVIEW!
Next chapter: ROMANCE GALLORE! Lol Not exactly, but yeah. Just wait to find out! XD
I refuse to say that again! SUE ME FOR ALL I CARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! lol
Notes:
Dedicated to probably one of our (Meaning the five of us - Ice, Liz, Raven, Heather, and myself) biggest fans, Lyssa, and all of her friends that she has forced to make read Ice and mine's story! She amazes me everyday. She is exactly like me, which is frightening! Have a good birthday party girl! ^_- This is my present to you.
I know I have been neglecting Raven and Heather, so this chapter, and the next one will mostly be about them, and of course everyone's favorite character, Liz. ^_^ Nah, I am not jealous Liz is everyone's favorite. I think it is cool, and she seems to love the attention anyway. lol
WARNING! This chapter is INSANE! MWUAHAHAHAHAH! Not really . . .it's just kinda long 'cause I got really inspired. *giggles evilly*
~*~*~*~
Liz sighed as she paced around her room in the hotel. She was bored, and there was nothing to do!
Sure, kidnapping the guys had been fun, but what next? Why wasn't everything NOT boring!?
"THAT'S IT!" She screamed, scaring Raven whom had been watching TV.
"What's what?" Raven asked, confused, as she flipped the TV off.
"I am sick of being stuck in this room! Brooke and Lupin are always like, "Stay inside, stay inside!" and I am like, "No, no!" and they are all-"
"I get it! Geez. So what are you going to do?" Raven asked.
Liz grinned evilly.
"Oh God. . ." Raven mumbled, knowing this could not be good.
Liz nodded her head, still grinning that evil grin of hers, and walked out of the room. Raven rolled her eyes, but followed because she had nothing better to do.
~*~
It had taken a moment for Liz to set up the things she needed for her "Evil Plan A - Destination: Fudging Badgers" as she put it. She had set up everything in Draco's bedroom. Thankfully Snape had left for 'unknown business' that he needed to attend too. They all knew he was going to tell Dumbledore they were all okay, but everyone acted as if they hadn't known. Dumbledore seemed to not mind as long as Snape reported to him because he had not sent those evil ghostly things to get them. Yet!
"Okay, listen up troops!" Liz yelled at the top of her lungs. She grinned, "I always wanted to do that!"
Draco, Harry, Heather, and Raven sat on Draco's bed as they were briefed on the operation by an army dress clad Liz. She even used Harry's wand as a pointer as she pointed at the little stick people on a board.
"This, is us." She pointed to a little group of stick people, "And this is Brooke and Oliver." She pointed to two other stick people that had little hearts over their heads, "Now, they are in the lobby downstairs." She pointed to the picture that said 'lobby', "Our job is to get these *once again she pointed at Brooke and Oliver* badgers to fudge each other." She said.
Raven raised her hand, "What the Hell are you talking about?" She asked.
Heather looked like she was going to faint, "Omigod! We want them to fudge each other!? That is, like, satanic stuff, isn't it!?" She asked, her eyes wide in fear.
Draco grinned evilly, "Yes, Heather. They will summon demons to their bidding!" He said with an evil, hissing voice.
Heather screamed, covered her hands over her ears, and began to rock back and forth mumbling incomprehensible words.
Harry continued to stare at the board then looked at Liz, "What do you mean by 'fudge each other'?" He asked.
Liz grinned, "Are you familiar with the word sex?" She asked, her eyes glazing over.
Harry gulped, his face went beet red, "Y-yes." He said, his voice a bit hoarse.
Draco busted out laughing, "Pottyhead doesn't know a thing about sex!" He said.
Harry glared at him, but said nothing.
Raven rolled her eyes.
Heather, however, continued to rock back and forth crying.
"Draco, what do you know about sex?" Liz asked playing with Harry's wand.
Draco gave his trademark smirk, "It's great." He replied simply.
"How would you know? You are a virgin." Liz said softly, swishing the wand back and forth.
Draco's face went red slightly, "I am not!" He yelled.
Liz nodded her head, "Yes, you are. You can deny it, but you and I both know it is true." She said, making a lamp float in the air.
Raven raised an eyebrow, "How do you know magic Liz?" She asked.
All of a sudden the lamp fell to the ground, and Liz blinked, the glaze gone from her eyes.
"THE BADGERS!"
~*~
Heather, and Raven quietly crept down to the lobby to find Brooke and Oliver sitting on the couch. They didn't look very comfortable in each other's presents.
"Okay, you know the plan." Heather whispered to Raven.
She growled, "Do we have too?" She asked looking at Oliver, "He is to cute to go out with Brooke!" She added.
Heather rolled her eyes, "Let's go." She said, standing up.
"AAHHHH!!!"
~*~
Brooke and Oliver turned sharply when they heard a loud thump, and found Heather sprawled out on the floor, with Raven laughing insanely at her stupidity.
"What happened?" Brooke asked.
"She - HAHA - Heather fell down the stairs!" Raven said, still laughing.
Heather smiled nervously, "H-hi guys!" She said in a high-pitched voice.
Raven's laugher subsided, "It's our turn to watch." She said snickering.
Brooke raised an eyebrow in their direction, "Remus and Sirius Okayed this?" She asked.
The two nodded.
"We're going to die." Brooke mumbled then looked over at Oliver, "Let's go." She added and walked away with him right behind her.
Raven and Heather watched them leave then Heather pulled out a walky-talky, "This is Interesting-but-so-blond-it-is-damn-ass-craaaaazzzyyy Badger calling . . .uh . . .Draco." She said into the communicator.
There was a long pause.
"Where the fuck did you get that codename?!" He yelled.
Heather and Raven heard yelling on the other end then Liz came on.
"Heather! Draco is Disgruntled Dragon, remember?"
Heather bit her lip, "Sorry 'bout that Liz." She muttered.
"I'm not Liz! I'm the Head Cheese!!" Liz yelled, frustrated.
"Sorry! SORRY!" Heather cried, also getting frustrated that she was being yelled at.
Raven grabbed the walky-talky, growling, "Head Cheese this is Jedi Master of Bullshit. Get ready! The Badgers are on their way!" She yelled.
There was a short pause.
"You sure?"
"YES!!!"
~*~
Brooke and Oliver finally managed to make it up to their rooms, but oddly enough Oliver's door to his room was locked! Trying everything they could think of didn't work to open it.
"Why in the world is it not working!?" Oliver muttered under his breath.
Brooke bit her lip, "Maybe someone in there wants some privacy?" She said under her breath.
Oliver scrunched up his nose (Author: EEEE!! CUTENESS!) at the thought, but shrugged.
Brooke looked thoughtfully at her room, "Well, you can stay in my room for the night, or at least until whoever it is in there unlocks the door . . ." She said then looked back over at him.
His cheeks were a dark red, "I, uh, suppose so." He said nervously.
Brooke tried not to laugh as the two went inside her room.
Meanwhile Liz finally opened the door to Remus and Sirius' room, "Mission - hopefully - accomplished!" She muttered under her breath.
"My hands hurt from holding onto the handle for so long!" Draco complained, behind her.
Liz looked over at him, "Oh shut up! At least they didn't use a wand to try to break in!" She muttered.
Draco, for a moment, looked thoughtful, but then turned back to pouting, "It's not fair! Those two are getting all the action, and I am not!" He cried.
Liz grinned evilly.
"Oh shit . . ." Draco muttered, eyes wide in fear/surprise (Author: We shall never know! XD).
"You said you wanted some action, didn't you?" She asked sweetly.
Draco gulped, "U-uh . . ."
Liz, once again, grinned evilly, and shut the door.
Thankfully Remus and Sirius didn't come back to their room that night!
~*~*~*~
Just a little Brooke/Oliver and Liz/Draco bit there. Will that satisfy you for now Liz? XD
Listen dear children, I am the voice from your pillow . . .telling you to REVIEW!
Next chapter: ROMANCE GALLORE! Lol Not exactly, but yeah. Just wait to find out! XD