Disclaimer:
*growls* If you ever ask me for a disclaimer again I will kick you in the groin, pour gasoline on you, and set you on fire. Understand? Good.
Notes:
Reviewers Beware!!
Will - What's hiding under your kilt, eh? Liz would love that. Actually, we have come to the conclusion that your real name is William (HAH! Got you there!!) thus meaning your nickname is Billy, and your last name is Boyd. Ring a bell? It better! (lol) If you ever want to drop us a line (*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*) then just, uh, review, and I will set us up the bomb! *giggles evilly* I know Liz would like to "meet" you, and I am all for "chatting" you up. And no, I am not perverted. I just like to have fun. ^_^
Bertiebottsgeorge - Yes, Ice does have a wonderful story, doesn't she? I love that girl. ^_^ She is my knight in shining armor, but not. Confused you yet? Good. Thanks for reviewing!
Liz - Do I even have to reply to your review? Ah well. I will anyway! I love ya girl. You, along with Ice, are my knight in shining armor, but not. Thanks for the late night chats, the threats that if I don't write more you will personally kill me, and the support. And yes, I know you loved devirginizing Draco. ^_-
To everyone else - Thanks for reviewing, and sticking with my story! It's not as good as Ice's when it comes to humor, but I am trying. It's just really hard to get to her level! lol ^_-
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The next morning was all but boring! Brooke woke up to Oliver sleeping soundly beside her (No, dear children, nothing happened! Sorry! XD)
Liz also woke up, but with a headache and decided to make it worse by screaming at the fact that Draco was sleeping in the same bed. Naked. (Despite the fact she kind of liked it)
Sirius and Remus came back that morning, but left their room quickly when they saw WHO was in their room.
Snape had completely disappeared from the face of the planet - err. . .hotel. No one knew where he might have gone, but Liz figured it was probably some girl. Little did SHE know!
Harry was off getting into trouble as usual, but with looking up women's skirts. (Bet you didn't know he was like THAT! XD)
Heather was pacing the room because of an e-mail she had gotten that she said, "Was from the devil".
At the same time Draco was getting yelled at, and slapped by Liz.
And somewhere in the hotel Raven woke up alone.
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"DRACO HOW COULD YOU!?" Liz screamed, slapping the boy repeatedly.
Draco finally got smart, and dodged her blows, "What do you mean ME!? YOU did this! You were acting weird last night!" He yelled back.
That was when Brooke and Oliver ran in.
"OH MY GOD!" Brooke covered her eyes at the sight before her.
Oliver blinked, and stared at Draco, "Um, explain to me why I find you . . .naked . . .with Liz?" He asked, trying to hide his anger.
Draco rolled his eyes, "It's not what you think . . ." He muttered.
Brooke uncovered her eyes, stormed over to him, and slapped him on the face, "It is EXACTLY what we think!" She yelled furiously.
"What is it with WOMEN HITTING ME!?" Draco screamed trying to pull on his boxers. (Get your head out of the gutter, girls . . .and boys . . .and Liz!)
Brooke clinched her hand into a fist and turned to Liz, who thankfully was covered up by some sheets, "What did he do to you?" She asked.
Liz looked thoughtful for a moment, "I dunno. I just wake up and he is there!" She said.
"Did you drink anything last night?" Oliver asked.
Draco snorted, "I don't take advantage of people!" He muttered.
He was met by another slap in the face, "Shut up!" Brooke growled dangerously.
"Brooke, I'm fine. I mean, I like Draco, but last night was weird. Maybe I did have something to drink, I dunno. I want to talk to Draco alone for a moment."
Brooke nodded, and tugged Oliver out of the room.
~*~
"I can't believe this!" Brooke said pacing in her room.
Oliver sat silently on the bed watching her as she paced. 'She looks so cute when she is angry. . .' He thought then shook the thought from his head, "What am I saying!? This isn't a time to think things like this!"
Brooke had by then stopped pacing and turned to look at him, "What did you say?" She asked, confused.
Oliver blinked a few times, and realized he had said the last sentence out loud, "I - uh. . .I. . ." He couldn't even find the words. Slapping himself in the forehead he stood, "Air, I need air." He said pointing to the door, and without an answer left her.
Brooke stared at the door for a moment, shook her head, and continued her pacing.
~*~
"Okay, sure. She is a great person to be around, and I think she is attractive, but so what?" Oliver muttered to himself as he walked down the street.
'What do you mean "so what"!? C'mon man! You like her!' A voice in his head yelled.
Oliver laughed, and rolled his eyes, "Whatever. . ." He muttered under his breath, "But now isn't the time to like a girl." He added in barely a whisper.
'How come?'
"Liz and Draco."
'They don't need you to help then Oliver. You are just whack!'
Oliver stopped walking, and shook his head, "No, I believe that would be you." He muttered.
'I am whack for knowing you are in love?'
"You only think I am."
'No, I know you do. It's easy to see!'
"I barely know the girl!"
'Love at first sight then.'
"I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER SO JUST SHUT UP!" Oliver yelled, clinching his fist.
An old lady that stood in front of him looked at him oddly.
Oliver blushed, "S-sorry . . . " He muttered, and quickly walked off.
~*~
"I don't get it. . .your telling me I looked like I had been possessed?" Liz asked in disbelief.
Draco nodded.
Liz gasped, "I've been possessed by the devil!"
Outside they heard a high-pitched scream and a girl yelling that they devil was possessing Liz through the e-mail she had gotten. (Yes, that was Heather! lol)
Draco looked at her like she was crazy, "Your not possessed, Liz. You would be all . . .evil, and stuff." He muttered then snorted, "I'm much more eviler than you are!" He added crossing his arms across his chest, and putting his best evil smirk on his face.
Liz rolled her eyes. She was not in a good mood. She hadn't had her coffee beans, and she was running short on caffeine! The last thing she wanted was to be arguing with Draco!
"Draco, get out."
Draco raised en eyebrow slightly, "Why should I?" He asked.
"GET OUT NOW!"
Draco quickly ran out of the room. He would deal with her later!
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Chapter snippet (WOO!):
"I'm sorry Draco, but I don't love you anymore!" Brooke said, crossing her arms across her chest.
Draco rolled his eyes, "You never did." He muttered.
"Sha! Well, see!? That is a bad thing!!"
~*~
Review and I just might let you have the next chapter. ^_^
*growls* If you ever ask me for a disclaimer again I will kick you in the groin, pour gasoline on you, and set you on fire. Understand? Good.
Notes:
Reviewers Beware!!
Will - What's hiding under your kilt, eh? Liz would love that. Actually, we have come to the conclusion that your real name is William (HAH! Got you there!!) thus meaning your nickname is Billy, and your last name is Boyd. Ring a bell? It better! (lol) If you ever want to drop us a line (*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*) then just, uh, review, and I will set us up the bomb! *giggles evilly* I know Liz would like to "meet" you, and I am all for "chatting" you up. And no, I am not perverted. I just like to have fun. ^_^
Bertiebottsgeorge - Yes, Ice does have a wonderful story, doesn't she? I love that girl. ^_^ She is my knight in shining armor, but not. Confused you yet? Good. Thanks for reviewing!
Liz - Do I even have to reply to your review? Ah well. I will anyway! I love ya girl. You, along with Ice, are my knight in shining armor, but not. Thanks for the late night chats, the threats that if I don't write more you will personally kill me, and the support. And yes, I know you loved devirginizing Draco. ^_-
To everyone else - Thanks for reviewing, and sticking with my story! It's not as good as Ice's when it comes to humor, but I am trying. It's just really hard to get to her level! lol ^_-
~*~*~*~
The next morning was all but boring! Brooke woke up to Oliver sleeping soundly beside her (No, dear children, nothing happened! Sorry! XD)
Liz also woke up, but with a headache and decided to make it worse by screaming at the fact that Draco was sleeping in the same bed. Naked. (Despite the fact she kind of liked it)
Sirius and Remus came back that morning, but left their room quickly when they saw WHO was in their room.
Snape had completely disappeared from the face of the planet - err. . .hotel. No one knew where he might have gone, but Liz figured it was probably some girl. Little did SHE know!
Harry was off getting into trouble as usual, but with looking up women's skirts. (Bet you didn't know he was like THAT! XD)
Heather was pacing the room because of an e-mail she had gotten that she said, "Was from the devil".
At the same time Draco was getting yelled at, and slapped by Liz.
And somewhere in the hotel Raven woke up alone.
~*~
"DRACO HOW COULD YOU!?" Liz screamed, slapping the boy repeatedly.
Draco finally got smart, and dodged her blows, "What do you mean ME!? YOU did this! You were acting weird last night!" He yelled back.
That was when Brooke and Oliver ran in.
"OH MY GOD!" Brooke covered her eyes at the sight before her.
Oliver blinked, and stared at Draco, "Um, explain to me why I find you . . .naked . . .with Liz?" He asked, trying to hide his anger.
Draco rolled his eyes, "It's not what you think . . ." He muttered.
Brooke uncovered her eyes, stormed over to him, and slapped him on the face, "It is EXACTLY what we think!" She yelled furiously.
"What is it with WOMEN HITTING ME!?" Draco screamed trying to pull on his boxers. (Get your head out of the gutter, girls . . .and boys . . .and Liz!)
Brooke clinched her hand into a fist and turned to Liz, who thankfully was covered up by some sheets, "What did he do to you?" She asked.
Liz looked thoughtful for a moment, "I dunno. I just wake up and he is there!" She said.
"Did you drink anything last night?" Oliver asked.
Draco snorted, "I don't take advantage of people!" He muttered.
He was met by another slap in the face, "Shut up!" Brooke growled dangerously.
"Brooke, I'm fine. I mean, I like Draco, but last night was weird. Maybe I did have something to drink, I dunno. I want to talk to Draco alone for a moment."
Brooke nodded, and tugged Oliver out of the room.
~*~
"I can't believe this!" Brooke said pacing in her room.
Oliver sat silently on the bed watching her as she paced. 'She looks so cute when she is angry. . .' He thought then shook the thought from his head, "What am I saying!? This isn't a time to think things like this!"
Brooke had by then stopped pacing and turned to look at him, "What did you say?" She asked, confused.
Oliver blinked a few times, and realized he had said the last sentence out loud, "I - uh. . .I. . ." He couldn't even find the words. Slapping himself in the forehead he stood, "Air, I need air." He said pointing to the door, and without an answer left her.
Brooke stared at the door for a moment, shook her head, and continued her pacing.
~*~
"Okay, sure. She is a great person to be around, and I think she is attractive, but so what?" Oliver muttered to himself as he walked down the street.
'What do you mean "so what"!? C'mon man! You like her!' A voice in his head yelled.
Oliver laughed, and rolled his eyes, "Whatever. . ." He muttered under his breath, "But now isn't the time to like a girl." He added in barely a whisper.
'How come?'
"Liz and Draco."
'They don't need you to help then Oliver. You are just whack!'
Oliver stopped walking, and shook his head, "No, I believe that would be you." He muttered.
'I am whack for knowing you are in love?'
"You only think I am."
'No, I know you do. It's easy to see!'
"I barely know the girl!"
'Love at first sight then.'
"I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER SO JUST SHUT UP!" Oliver yelled, clinching his fist.
An old lady that stood in front of him looked at him oddly.
Oliver blushed, "S-sorry . . . " He muttered, and quickly walked off.
~*~
"I don't get it. . .your telling me I looked like I had been possessed?" Liz asked in disbelief.
Draco nodded.
Liz gasped, "I've been possessed by the devil!"
Outside they heard a high-pitched scream and a girl yelling that they devil was possessing Liz through the e-mail she had gotten. (Yes, that was Heather! lol)
Draco looked at her like she was crazy, "Your not possessed, Liz. You would be all . . .evil, and stuff." He muttered then snorted, "I'm much more eviler than you are!" He added crossing his arms across his chest, and putting his best evil smirk on his face.
Liz rolled her eyes. She was not in a good mood. She hadn't had her coffee beans, and she was running short on caffeine! The last thing she wanted was to be arguing with Draco!
"Draco, get out."
Draco raised en eyebrow slightly, "Why should I?" He asked.
"GET OUT NOW!"
Draco quickly ran out of the room. He would deal with her later!
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Chapter snippet (WOO!):
"I'm sorry Draco, but I don't love you anymore!" Brooke said, crossing her arms across her chest.
Draco rolled his eyes, "You never did." He muttered.
"Sha! Well, see!? That is a bad thing!!"
~*~
Review and I just might let you have the next chapter. ^_^