Disclaimer:
...*growls*...
Notes:
TO EVERYONE WHO READS/REVIEWS:
I am soo sorry about the very long-ass wait! I have been really busy, and then of course there has been some writer's block creeping up. I haven't written ANYTHING in forever! The last thing I actually wrote was the first chapter to "The Demon Wars" (which can be found in fictionpress.net!! XD). Anyway, as I said I am soo very sorry! I will try to start back up again. If I don't you have permission to smack me upside the head a couple of times. ^_^ Oh! And if you'd like to contact me (so you CAN do that! lol) you can find out how in my profile! Now that all of that is said and done. . .let's get back to the story, shall we?
Another note to add: EVANESCENCE ROCKS SO MUCH! Hehe. I went all the way to Texas to see her in concert (along with All-American Rejects, Seether, Good Charlotte, and MXPX)!
I just noticed something. . .I have 36 reviews. *cries, and hold up an award* You like me, you really like me! It's a shame they don't give Oscars for "Best Crappy Stupid Harry Potter Fanfic From Brooke". Yes, a crying shame. They should, damn it!
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Draco had just about decided he had enough with women! First, they were kidnapping him, then they were picking on him for being a virgin (well, ex-virgin - hehe), and THEN they were slapping and yelling at him!
'I might as well be GAY!' He thought bitterly then after a moment the thought of him and Harry together made him want to puke, and took back what he had thought. Needless to say he did actually puke.
~*~
Liz on the other hand was having a jolly ol' time with herself.
Yes, she was having a conversation with herself.
"I honestly don't understand HOW I could be possessed by you." She said staring out the window.
Her reflected grinned wickedly, "Well, I don't understand how you could be so stupid!"
"Hey now! I am not stupid!"
"You're right. You're naïve." The reflection said, crossing its arms, and looking bored.
"Ugh! You are so hard to talk to, you know?" Liz pouted, crossing her own arms.
"I know. I'm a bitch to talk to." It replied then pretended to cry, "Boo friggity who!" She added grinning evilly.
"Ugh! I am leaving!"
"How can you? I will be right there beside you."
Liz pondered this a moment, "You're right. Well, how can I get rid of you?" She asked.
~*~
Raven looked over at Heather with a raised eyebrow, "Um, and why am I here again?"
Heather looked at her with wide, almost scary, eyes, "The devil is in my computer. It sent me this e-mail." She said opening an e-mail message.
It was, oddly enough, a greeting card that was all pink and had little ponies dancing and singing 'Happy Couple-Of-Months-Before-Your-Birthday'.
"Uh . . ."
Heather backed away from the computer, "Who could have known it was a couple of more months until my birthday?" She asked, frightened.
Raven snorted, "Maybe the devil is trying to tell you something?" She said, finding all of this quite amusing.
"Like what?"
"Like you need to leave, and become a cheerleader. . .?"
~*~
Brooke was not in a good mood when she came down to the lobby. Oliver had just got up and left, her stomach hurt, and worst of all. . .
She frowned.
Draco.
"Trying to seduce some other unsuspecting girl, Malfoy?" She asked, placing her hands on her hips.
Draco smirked, "Yeah, actually. Want to come back up to my room?" He asked, the smirk changing into an evil grin.
Brooke smacked him, the evil grin faded quickly.
"Shit! Will you stop with the hitting?! I am only kidding!" He cried, rubbing his red cheek.
"I'm sorry Draco, but I don't love you anymore!" Brooke said, crossing her arms across her chest.
Draco rolled his eyes, "You never did." He muttered.
"Sha! Well, see!? That is a bad thing!!"
Draco grunted, "No, the bad thing is YOU hitting me!" He complained.
"You are such a wuss, Malfoy."
A chuckle behind her made her turn around to see Professor Snape with an amused look on his face.
"I find it rather low of you, Mr. Malfoy, to be arguing with a mere Muggle." He said, glancing at Brooke out of the corner of his eye.
Brooke rolled her eyes, "Good day, Professor Snape. How are you?"
Snape was about to reply when Sirius and Remus walked up, grins on their faces.
"Why hell-o there Snape, ol' chap! How are you?" Sirius asked placing his arm over Snape's shoulder, "Fine weather we are having, don't you think?"
Snape opened his mouth yet again to reply, but Remus stepped up.
"We wish to have a word with you, Severus. If you don't mind, that is?"
Snape glared at the two, but agreed, and was practically dragged outside.
Brooke blinked, and shook her head. Those two were quite a pair.
"So Brooke, about that date. My room? Tonight?"
Brooke spun around ready to beat the shit out of Draco when he was shoved to the ground by none other than. . .
"Oliver!" Brooke exclaimed, surprised by his sudden entrance.
Oliver had a look of pure hatred on his face. It didn't bother to look at Brooke, "I think you know what will happen to you if you try that again!" He growled.
Draco blinked a few times in surprise, but managed to nod his head.
That was when Heather came running in screaming, and ran head first into a door.
Then everything went to Hell.
There were clouds of black smoke, all of the people (minus our hero's and heroines - who all amazingly enough happened to all be IN THE SAME ROOM NOW) ran out of the building screaming, and a dark figure stood in all of his glory.
Or should I say her?
Well, IT.
The dark figure came out of the fanfic, and bonked the author on the head, then went back into the fanfic to speak:
"What's the time? Hammer time."
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Chapter snippet:
Sorry, none for this chapter. I'd spoil the surprise! XD
Yeah, I know. Big cliffhanger here! For those of you who have never seen Kung Pow - it's horrible. So horrible you'll laugh at it's stupidity. I KNOW I DID! XD
...*growls*...
Notes:
TO EVERYONE WHO READS/REVIEWS:
I am soo sorry about the very long-ass wait! I have been really busy, and then of course there has been some writer's block creeping up. I haven't written ANYTHING in forever! The last thing I actually wrote was the first chapter to "The Demon Wars" (which can be found in fictionpress.net!! XD). Anyway, as I said I am soo very sorry! I will try to start back up again. If I don't you have permission to smack me upside the head a couple of times. ^_^ Oh! And if you'd like to contact me (so you CAN do that! lol) you can find out how in my profile! Now that all of that is said and done. . .let's get back to the story, shall we?
Another note to add: EVANESCENCE ROCKS SO MUCH! Hehe. I went all the way to Texas to see her in concert (along with All-American Rejects, Seether, Good Charlotte, and MXPX)!
I just noticed something. . .I have 36 reviews. *cries, and hold up an award* You like me, you really like me! It's a shame they don't give Oscars for "Best Crappy Stupid Harry Potter Fanfic From Brooke". Yes, a crying shame. They should, damn it!
~*~*~*~
Draco had just about decided he had enough with women! First, they were kidnapping him, then they were picking on him for being a virgin (well, ex-virgin - hehe), and THEN they were slapping and yelling at him!
'I might as well be GAY!' He thought bitterly then after a moment the thought of him and Harry together made him want to puke, and took back what he had thought. Needless to say he did actually puke.
~*~
Liz on the other hand was having a jolly ol' time with herself.
Yes, she was having a conversation with herself.
"I honestly don't understand HOW I could be possessed by you." She said staring out the window.
Her reflected grinned wickedly, "Well, I don't understand how you could be so stupid!"
"Hey now! I am not stupid!"
"You're right. You're naïve." The reflection said, crossing its arms, and looking bored.
"Ugh! You are so hard to talk to, you know?" Liz pouted, crossing her own arms.
"I know. I'm a bitch to talk to." It replied then pretended to cry, "Boo friggity who!" She added grinning evilly.
"Ugh! I am leaving!"
"How can you? I will be right there beside you."
Liz pondered this a moment, "You're right. Well, how can I get rid of you?" She asked.
~*~
Raven looked over at Heather with a raised eyebrow, "Um, and why am I here again?"
Heather looked at her with wide, almost scary, eyes, "The devil is in my computer. It sent me this e-mail." She said opening an e-mail message.
It was, oddly enough, a greeting card that was all pink and had little ponies dancing and singing 'Happy Couple-Of-Months-Before-Your-Birthday'.
"Uh . . ."
Heather backed away from the computer, "Who could have known it was a couple of more months until my birthday?" She asked, frightened.
Raven snorted, "Maybe the devil is trying to tell you something?" She said, finding all of this quite amusing.
"Like what?"
"Like you need to leave, and become a cheerleader. . .?"
~*~
Brooke was not in a good mood when she came down to the lobby. Oliver had just got up and left, her stomach hurt, and worst of all. . .
She frowned.
Draco.
"Trying to seduce some other unsuspecting girl, Malfoy?" She asked, placing her hands on her hips.
Draco smirked, "Yeah, actually. Want to come back up to my room?" He asked, the smirk changing into an evil grin.
Brooke smacked him, the evil grin faded quickly.
"Shit! Will you stop with the hitting?! I am only kidding!" He cried, rubbing his red cheek.
"I'm sorry Draco, but I don't love you anymore!" Brooke said, crossing her arms across her chest.
Draco rolled his eyes, "You never did." He muttered.
"Sha! Well, see!? That is a bad thing!!"
Draco grunted, "No, the bad thing is YOU hitting me!" He complained.
"You are such a wuss, Malfoy."
A chuckle behind her made her turn around to see Professor Snape with an amused look on his face.
"I find it rather low of you, Mr. Malfoy, to be arguing with a mere Muggle." He said, glancing at Brooke out of the corner of his eye.
Brooke rolled her eyes, "Good day, Professor Snape. How are you?"
Snape was about to reply when Sirius and Remus walked up, grins on their faces.
"Why hell-o there Snape, ol' chap! How are you?" Sirius asked placing his arm over Snape's shoulder, "Fine weather we are having, don't you think?"
Snape opened his mouth yet again to reply, but Remus stepped up.
"We wish to have a word with you, Severus. If you don't mind, that is?"
Snape glared at the two, but agreed, and was practically dragged outside.
Brooke blinked, and shook her head. Those two were quite a pair.
"So Brooke, about that date. My room? Tonight?"
Brooke spun around ready to beat the shit out of Draco when he was shoved to the ground by none other than. . .
"Oliver!" Brooke exclaimed, surprised by his sudden entrance.
Oliver had a look of pure hatred on his face. It didn't bother to look at Brooke, "I think you know what will happen to you if you try that again!" He growled.
Draco blinked a few times in surprise, but managed to nod his head.
That was when Heather came running in screaming, and ran head first into a door.
Then everything went to Hell.
There were clouds of black smoke, all of the people (minus our hero's and heroines - who all amazingly enough happened to all be IN THE SAME ROOM NOW) ran out of the building screaming, and a dark figure stood in all of his glory.
Or should I say her?
Well, IT.
The dark figure came out of the fanfic, and bonked the author on the head, then went back into the fanfic to speak:
"What's the time? Hammer time."
~*~*~*~
Chapter snippet:
Sorry, none for this chapter. I'd spoil the surprise! XD
Yeah, I know. Big cliffhanger here! For those of you who have never seen Kung Pow - it's horrible. So horrible you'll laugh at it's stupidity. I KNOW I DID! XD