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Notes:

I told you I'd have another chapter up soon, and I did it. =P

Thanks to all of those people that reviewed!

Edited 05/25/04: Had to go through and put lines in the story so it didn't look bunched together. Hopefully, it looks better.

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Liz stared blankly as she looked at Voldemort and his little evil self. There was a long silence between the three.

"Do you know...the muffin man?" Liz asked in a totally serious, and dramatic way.

Voldemort raised an eyebrow.

There was a long silence.

"No."

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Much time had passed before Voldemort had cackled evilly and brought his cloak up over his face, and disappeared in a puff of smoke only to come out looking like a bat (Vampirish, no?).

So it was just Snape and Liz again.

"Liz, shouldn't we be planning some diabolical scheme of some sort, or are we just going to sit here and stay in this...cornfield?" Snape asked with his hands crossed across his chest.

Liz gasped, her eyes going wide. "Snapey, I think I have ESPN!" She exclaimed.

Snape raised an eyebrow. "ESPN?" He asked, confused.

"Yeah, you know, that thing where you can read other peoples minds, or something?" Liz said.

There was a long pause.

"...That's ESP."

"Oh...right...well...I was just thinking you were thinking that we needed to get an evil plan going so I could be my evil genius self!" Liz said as she sat down on the hood of their car.

"You are far from a genius, Elizabeth." Snape mumbled.

Liz must have taken that as a compliment as she grinned from ear to ear. "Thank you."

=With the "other" group:=

"Oh my God!"

"Hey guys!" Leigh said with a grin as she stepped out of the limo with a briefcase in her hand.

Lyssa, Jeremy, and Kathy saluted. After Leigh returned the salute Lyssa looked over at Brooke. "Did I forget to mention Leigh is the Big Boss?" She asked.

Brooke squeed loudly, and took a running start to Leigh. She then proceeded to jump into a hug, and wrap her arms around Leigh's waist, "Oh my God! This just gets weirder and weirder!" She said with a laugh as she squeezed Leigh to bits, and even managed to get a nice squeeze on her ass (author note: HAHA!).

Leigh laughed, but it turned into choking as she wasn't getting much air, "Off, please." She whispered, and Brooke let go, looking sheepish.

Leigh cleared her throat, and looked over at her employees, "Sadly, I've come here with bad news. It has been reported that Liz and Snape are on their way to the Zoo."

"What will she do there?" Raven asked.

Leigh shrugged, "Free the animals...?"

=Back to Liz and Snape=

"FLY my pretties! FLY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Liz cackled as she set loose almost every animal in the Zoo.

Snape was giggling madly as he walked up to Liz in a fairy costume, "Look at me! I'm a pretty little fairy!" He said and began to dance ballet.

=Back to the other group=

"Now some more bad news..." Leigh said with a stern look on her face as she looked over to her group, "Kathy, you are off the team. Sadly, your parents called and told me you needed to come to dinner."

Kathy nodded, and handed her briefcase over to Jeremy to hold.

"But that means I'm one man short!" Lyssa said, not too happy about this.

Leigh grinned, "Did I say I wasn't going to replace her?"

Lyssa paused for a moment, and realization hit her, "Ooooh!" She said with a grin as she glanced at a certain person out of the corner of her eye.

Leigh turned to Brooke, "Welcome your newest member..." She said and turned to the limo as someone else started to get out.

Brooke almost fainted. Out walked a young, hot, sexy man clothed in all black like Lyssa had been. He stepped out and looked around, and then took off his sunglasses.

"Long time no see, baby." He said with a wink, as he looked Brooke over.

Leigh smiled, "We like to call him "TEH WISE", but you will know him as Trey."

Brooke got that urge to do another running-jump-hug, or tackle him and do naughty things with him right there in the street, but she restrained herself.

"Now, I've got a plan for you to help catch Liz. Jeremy, it is on your computer so please look it over. Now I will be on my way. I've got to go drool over Hobbits, and Hugo Weaving now." Leigh said with a grin, and she and Kathy loaded up into another limo that had appeared about the time that Leigh had gotten out of the car.

She then rolled down the window, "I'll be checking up on you guys soon." She added, and the limo was off.

Everyone stood there in silence as Brooke and Trey had a stare down at each other. Oliver seemed to not like it much so he cleared his throat and walked up to Brooke, taking her hand with a smile, "Shall we go now?" He asked sweetly.

Brooke broke her gaze, and nodded, not even able to form words. So everyone gathered up his or her belongings and piled into the limo, Oliver giving death glares to Trey on the way in.

The rest of the way was filled with Lyssa, Trey, and Jeremy looking over the plans, and talking amongst each other while everyone else just sat back and tried to enjoy the ride.

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Whew...okay...took me half a day to make this chapter, but I wasn't able to get it on ff.net due to evil parents not letting me have enough time on the 'net!

No one saw THAT one coming, did they!? XP