If Harry Potter did adverts…
They'd
probably be the best adverts in the world!
A/N: Okay back with the next set of Adverts, this time it's a little weirder. But is that any different from the Norm?
Ad 2: Wizard Prozac (A/N: Again as usual DON'T ASK!)
Take 1:
DIR: Okay let's see who we've got for this one –looks, groans- But he's perfect!! Come on out Malfoy!!
-No one appears-
DIR: HEELLLOOOO… I said MALFOY GET OUT HERE!!!
-Still nothing-
DIR: CUT!!!!!!! RIGHT!!! THAT DOES IT!!! –Jumps out of seat-
-Director proceeds to stomp over to Draco's trailer and bangs seven shades of s*&% out of the door-
DIR: MALFOY OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!! –Hammers on door even more-
-Snape strolls over-
SNAPE: Allow me! –Smiles- MALFOY YOU CALL YOURSELF A SLYTHERIN!! GET YOUR WORTHLESS BACKSIDE OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!!
-Still silence-
SNAPE: Okay NO ONE ignores me!! –Takes out wand- 'REDUCTO' –Door blasts inwards- MALFOY!!!
-Director and Snape notice Draco is asleep at his dresser-
DIR: -Tiptoes over- MALFOY WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! –Malfoy jumps awake-
DRACO: -Grogily- WHA….. What time is it??
DIR: It's time you should be on set!! –Glares-
DRACO: HUH?? I was just coming, I had a drink and then .. POOF! In the land of nod!
SNAPE: -Examines glass- Sleeping draught, I should've guessed!
DIR: -In MEGA rage- WHO SPIKED DRACO'S DRINK!!!
HARRY: -Whistles innocently-
DIR: HARRY!! This take is coming out of your wages!!
HARRY: -Haughtily- It can't!! You, Fred and George already spent it getting drunk!!
DIR: -Groans- Don't remind me!! –Rubs temple- Right then it's coming out of your next paycheck
HARRY: -Grumbles mutinously-
Take 22:
DIR: Okay –Sigh- Wizard Prozac Take 22 and action!!
DRACO: -Silence-
DIR: I said ACTION!!!
DRACO: -Still silence, Jumps around mouthing and pointing at his throat-
DIR: Why you LITTLE…. –Does Homer style strangling-… You.. will … talk!!!
STAGE DIR: Someone cut the camera!! –Camera is cut-
DRACO: -Silent strangle and gasps-
SIRI: -Smirks- Told you that voice loss charm would work!
REMY: Yes, and I believed you! But I didn't expect the Director to react quite like that –Looks at Director worriedly-
SIRI: Hmm Perhaps. I always thought that Directors were mentally unstable! Hey Poppy!! I think you'd better intervene!!
-Madame Pomfrey runs over and stuns the Director-
POP: Right Malfoy come with me! –Carts Draco away-
Take: 23
DIR: -Brought around- Huh?? What Happened!! –Someone whispers an explaination- REMUS!! SIRIUS!! You guys are in SOOOOOO much trouble!!
REMY & SIRI: -Laugh and pull tongues-
DIR: -Glares- Hmm… that'll do! –Whistles-
REMY & SIRI: HUH???
-A large balloon filled with some indescribable yucky stuff is dropped on them!-
REMY & SIRI: GROSS!!!!!
DIR: -Smirks smugly and pulls tongues back- Right! A short break while we clean up this mess!!
Take: 24
DIR: Okay everyone happy, clean and dry?
REMY & SIRI: -Shoot Director dirty glances-
DIR: Okay!! Take 24 of Wizard prozac, the Wizards best friend A-A-AND ACTION!!
-Malfoy is nowhere to be seen!-
DIR: -Groan- Not AGAIN!!!…. –Hears something-….. Wait what the hell is that?!?!
DRACO: -Tarzan style- MMMMMMAAAAARRRRRAAAJJJJUUUNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!! –Swings in on light cable and smacks into wall-
DIR: -Laughs- C-c—ut!! –Regains composure, sighs- Oh why Me!!! Okay WHO gave Draco POT!!
ALL (And I mean ALL): -Look around innocently whistling-
DIR: -Disbelief- ALL OF YOU!!! Geez no wonder he's High! Right for this idiocy You're all getting a wage dock!! YOU HEAR ME!!!
ALL: -Groan and glare, Random person (probably Snape) throws water balloon at Director-
DIR; Losing it completely- OKAY!! THAT DOES IT!! I QUIT I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH THEY'RE OFFERING ME I'M LEAVING!!!!
-Storms off set-
REMY: Touchy ain't she?
SIRI: -Nods- How long do you reckon before she comes back?
REMY: -Grins evilly- Oh.. about ten minutes! Lord I'd be back after ten minutes! There is NO WAY I'd turn down that kind of pay!
