Chapter 14: Usagi and Seiya
All right! 100 points! I'm winning! cheered Shingo.

No way! I got the Crystal Ruby! 1,000 points! retorted Usagi. Shingo slammed down his video game controller in disgust.

Darn it! Now the monster ate me! he spat.

Maybe you shouldn't play superhero video games against a real superhero? Usagi teased. Then she screamed and threw the controller across the room as the TV flashed various colors. A blinding light shot out of it and then she was gone.

Wow! Good trick, Usagi! Usagi? Where are you? This isn't funny, Usagi! If you don't come back, I'll eat your snacks! Shingo shouted, completely confused.

Meanwhile, Seiya was taking a break from his chores at the temple. Taking one of the fortune papers, he wrote on it Let me be able to find out why this strange enemy knows me. Unfortunately, when he tied it to the tree, that blinding light appeared and he disappeared, leaving Yuuichirou upset that he now had to take the rest of Seiya's chores.

Seiya's eyes opened. He blinked. Were they really open? He couldn't really tell; as the room was pitch dark. Something brushed up against him, and he stood up quickly, ready for a fight.

Are you an enemy, or an ally? I'm Usagi Tsukino, an innocent schoolgirl, a frightened voice squeaked, sounding like someone trying to sound brave but failing miserably. Then he heard a thump, a cry of pain, and then the room was lit up by a slightly dim, but very beautiful light. Now he could see that the person with him was a girl from school and one of the Sailor Senshi of this planet, Usagi.

Seiya! It's just you! I thought it was one of those enemies! Usagi exclaimed, relieved.

What's that thing? Is it jewelery or a strange flashlight? asked Seiya, pointing to the source of the light. Usagi clutched it; almost afraid he'd steal it.

No, this is the Silver Crystal. It powers my Sailor Moon abilities, she said quickly.

Enough of that. Where are we? Seiya asked, speaking to Usagi and to anyone else who might be nearby. They both shielded their eyes as a large screen lit up on a wall, bathing the room in bright light. The room was full of dolls and other merchandise, all of the two of them.

How'd I get on a doll? And you...are these things from your planet?! shrieked Usagi.

No way! I mean, we were known for being Sailor Senshi there, but I don't remember ever seeing dolls and stuff that look like me! Seiya added. The screen then showed a cheerful girl.

Hi Seiya! Hi Usagi! I'm your biggest fan! the girl squealed.

I have fans! Wait'll I tell Shingo! giggled Usagi, forgetting the situation.

You're just the most adorable couple! the girl gushed. Seiya and Usagi looked at each other, confused. Couple? What was she talking about?

Really, us? But I'm in love with Mamoru. He's gone, and he's not responded, but I'm sure he... Usagi broke off, tears forming in her eyes.

What are you talking about? I'm in love with Hotaru Tomoe! Seiya protested.

Usagi, don't you want a man who will be there for you and not disappear? Don't you want a man like Seiya? the girl cooed. Usagi sobbed; confused and frightened.

But I'm originally a woman! We just took that form here because it's the dominant gender! Seiya retorted, angry at the girl for making Usagi cry.

That's silly. You're looking for your princess, and you took on the male form so you could attract female fans to your Three Lights concerts. You're cute when you're being dumb, Seiya! It makes you fit even BETTER with Usagi! the girl exclaimed.

Three Lights? Concerts? My princess is here on Earth with us! I know where she is, she's living with Ami! I'm not dumb, too! Seiya shouted. Just then, another girl stomped up to the one who was on the screen.

Anne! Stop trying to break up the sacred couples of Sailor Moon! You know better! the second girl scolded.

Don't be such a purist, Michelle! Which would you prefer, a cold fish like Mamoru or a hot sweetie like Seiya? snapped Anne, much less cheerful than she was a moment ago.

Mamoru's a fish? He's a person, you hateful girl! screamed Usagi, her voice coming back to her.

Yes, he is. Listen to Usagi herself; she loves Mamoru, not Seiya. Seiya's an arrogant jerk who just thinks he's so cool and that he can have all the girls he wants because he's a rock star, snapped Michelle.

What?! I told you, I'm not a rock star! And I AM cool! Seiya shouted.

Shut up, you obnoxious womanizer. You're a freak, Seiya, you think too highly of yourself. What's worse is, you show that in such a loudmouthed way. Aloof arrogance is always more tolerable than loud arrogance, snarled Michelle.

Don't insult my Seiya, or you'll pay! Anne retorted, clenching her fists like she was ready for a fight.

Hey, hey, how am I YOUR Seiya?! I know I'M in love with Hotaru, you say I'm in love with Usagi, so why are you putting yourself in this love triangle?! Seiya exclaimed.

Because you're my favorite character on Sailor Moon! See this beautiful scene! Anna commanded, and then the screen changed from the arguing girls to an anime show. It was raining, and Seiya and Usagi, or at least anime versions of them, were there.

I want to see you, Mamoru! sobbed anime-Usagi. Anime-Seiya knelt down to her.

Am I not good enough? he asked. The screen went blank, then showed Michelle and Anne again.

What's that? Not good enough for what? Seiya asked, confused by all of this.

You love her! But she's talking about that other, awful man! shouted Anne.

Look, I LIKE Usagi, she's a good Sailor Senshi and a nice girl, but... Seiya was cut off as Usagi grabbed him, screeching at the top of her lungs.

THOSE GIRLS ARE MONSTERS!!!!

Anne was raging, clawing at the screen, trying to knock sense into Seiya, while Michelle looked on, rolling her eyes.

She loves Mamoru, you idiot. Seiya can just go kiss his guitar, she snorted, which made Anne turn on her. Red, angry lights shot out of the two girls, and washed over Seiya and Usagi.