The True Story Of... Donkey Kong
It was a fine day as Luigi strolled to his computer store. He was glad that he had finally managed to set up the ladder for decorating Mario's room, "I really should get that started soon," he thought to himself. He then realised he had left the ladders up. In Mario's room. With Mario in it. Alone.
Back at home, Mario woke up after his nap and found his favourite monkey toy had mysteriously gotten to the top of the ladders, along with a peach. As usual, his imagination started to trip. (I want to point out that his mind is so warped he doesn't need mushrooms to trip anymore.)The ladders slowly became girders, the monkey became a gorilla, and the fruit became a woman. With a daring leap, he threw himself at the ladders crying "I'll-a-save you, Peach!!!"
Luigi was running home as fast as he could, remembering he'd left some cans of cola on top of the ladders. "I hope Mario doesn't do anything daft...."
Meanwhile Mario was trying to scale the ladders. He made them shake so much that the cola started to roll down. Mario saw this as the gorilla throw barrels at him. Filled with determination, Mario climbed even harder. When he reached the top he threw himself at the monkey. This caused the ladders to collapse just as Luigi ran in....
Luigi ran in to see Mario lying on the floor with the monkey on top of him. "What happened?" he shouted. "Monkey take Peach up rescue I go want Mushrooms nowahhhhhslleepy!" Luigi had just administered a healthy dose of chloroform. "Ok, Time to sort out this mess...." He said. It is unclear whether he is referring to the ladders or Mario.
Again, thanks to me, Nintendo, The Lilac Pilgrim and you guys. More coming soon!!! Next up: The True Story of...Super Mario Bros.
It was a fine day as Luigi strolled to his computer store. He was glad that he had finally managed to set up the ladder for decorating Mario's room, "I really should get that started soon," he thought to himself. He then realised he had left the ladders up. In Mario's room. With Mario in it. Alone.
Back at home, Mario woke up after his nap and found his favourite monkey toy had mysteriously gotten to the top of the ladders, along with a peach. As usual, his imagination started to trip. (I want to point out that his mind is so warped he doesn't need mushrooms to trip anymore.)The ladders slowly became girders, the monkey became a gorilla, and the fruit became a woman. With a daring leap, he threw himself at the ladders crying "I'll-a-save you, Peach!!!"
Luigi was running home as fast as he could, remembering he'd left some cans of cola on top of the ladders. "I hope Mario doesn't do anything daft...."
Meanwhile Mario was trying to scale the ladders. He made them shake so much that the cola started to roll down. Mario saw this as the gorilla throw barrels at him. Filled with determination, Mario climbed even harder. When he reached the top he threw himself at the monkey. This caused the ladders to collapse just as Luigi ran in....
Luigi ran in to see Mario lying on the floor with the monkey on top of him. "What happened?" he shouted. "Monkey take Peach up rescue I go want Mushrooms nowahhhhhslleepy!" Luigi had just administered a healthy dose of chloroform. "Ok, Time to sort out this mess...." He said. It is unclear whether he is referring to the ladders or Mario.
Again, thanks to me, Nintendo, The Lilac Pilgrim and you guys. More coming soon!!! Next up: The True Story of...Super Mario Bros.